Kourtney Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan leaving Loulou's in Mayfair (6/9)
Kourtney Kardashian actually hung out with Lindsay Lohan last night in London. The two had dinner at Ours restaurant and then partied at Loulou's private members club in the uber wealthy area of Mayfair. Above is Lindsay leaving Loulou's, presumably right before the bill came. But Kourtney caught her thanks to that little tip from Kim. "Kourt, at the end of the night she's either gonna try to sneak out or say she forgot her credit card.
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, May 21, and Sunday, May 22
Kourtney Kardashian at the grand opening of Jewel nigthclub inside ARIA Resort in Las Vegas (pics start here)
Paris Hilton returning to The Dorchester Hotel in London (pics start here)
Mel Gibson and Erin Moriarty at a photocall for Blood Father at the 69th Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)
Julianne Moore filming Wonderstruck in New York (pics start here)
Kesha arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Charlize Theron at the premiere of The Last Face at the 69th Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)
Chloe Moretz and Brooklyn Beckham leaving Bel Air Deli in L.A. (pics start here)
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West arriving at a recording studio in Chelsea, London (pics start here)
Vanessa Hudgens leaving Alfred Coffee & Kitchen in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Kate Hudson at the 2016 Kaleidoscope Ball held at 3Labs in Culver City (pics start here)
Ruby Rose arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Alicia Silverstone at An Evening With Women at Hollywood Palladium (pics start here)
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Kourtney Kardashian in Miami (5/2)
Is Kourtney Kardashian sick or something? I've never seen a Kardashian wear something so conservative -- especially to the beach. Full swimsuits are supposed to be for women with a sense of modesty. The only thing Kourtney knows about modesty is that she fucked a guy named Modesty once in high school. Modesty Jackson. Captain of the basketball team.
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Kim Kardashian and Brody Jenner in 2007
Don't you dare call Brody Jenner a Kardashian. Just because his dad who became his mom married their mom doesn't mean he was ever part of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney's family. From Page Six:
Our spy overheard a conversation at Coachella in which a pal praised one-time reality star Jenner for the success of his "family," meaning the Kardashian clan.My god, the balls on this guy. Kris Jenner is gonna have him drawn and quartered. Brody taking a stand against the Kardashians is like Winston Churchill taking a stand against Adolf Hitler and the Nazis years before World War II. A century from now, when we recall the terror of the Kardashian regime, we'll look down at the eternal flame on his tomb and realize that Brody Jenner was one of the most courageous Americans of all time.
We're told Jenner, son of Caitlyn and ex-stepbrother to Kim, Kourtney and Khloé, loudly shot back, "They're not my fucking family!"
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Emily Ratajkowski and Kourtney Kardashian at the Alice + Olivia show in Hollywood (4/13)
Emily Ratajkowski's plan is working to perfection. A few weeks after getting topless with Kim Kardashian on social media in support of a woman's right to act like Kim Kardashian on social media (so meta), she was spotted getting buddy buddy with Kourtney at the Alice + Olivia fashion show in Hollywood. All that's left is crafting the perfect "accident" for Khloe (perhaps a cliff-top hike?) and she can slide right into her spot on the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I like this version of Khloe better.
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Kourtney Kardashian's butt, via Instagram
Rather than it just being a recent thing, Us Weekly says Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashain (butt pic via Instagram yesterday) have been having sexual relations for months. And that baby machine hasn't gotten pregnant yet? A true Christmas miracle!
"Justin and Kourtney have been hooking up since late August, early September," a source tells Us.Quite an accomplishment for Justin. At this point the only member of the Kardashian family he hasn't nailed yet is North West . . . but I'm sure Kim is working on that for the future. "Kanye, is 10 too young to start dating?"
Not only has the "Sorry" singer, 21, "bragged" about his latest escapades, but another source adds, "Justin started hanging out with Kourtney alone because she started going out more."
Naturally, this hasn't made the self-proclaimed [Scott] Disick, 32, feel too good, but an insider tells Us that he hasn't said a word against the romance.
"He's had so many stories about him recently, he has no reason to be pissed," a source says. "He feels like he has to take the humiliation."
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Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (12/12)
Page Six is confirming today that Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian are definitely hooking up. They partied together at Nice Guy in West Hollywood on Saturday night before continuing on to Blind Dragon. Though they left separately, they both met back up at Justin's hotel room at the Mondrian for a slumber party. Ghost stories and boy talk! Eeeeeeek! A source told the paper:
In an apparent jab at "Lord Disick," a nickname that [Kourtney's ex Scott] Disick, 32, created for himself, Bieber posted a photo to Instagram Sunday of himself straddling a mystery woman on the hood of an Audi sports car alongside the cryptic caption, "Lord knows."You can't really blame Kourtney for hooking up with Justin. Her sisters Kendall and Kylie are a lot younger than her -- maybe she just wanted to connect with them. "Oh my gosh Kylie, did Justin do that thing with his tongue where he bites your nipple and then . . ." I know, gross, but this is the kind of reality these freaks live in.
"Scott hates it that Bieber is the younger, hotter and richer version of him -- in his eyes -- and seeing him with Kourtney pisses him off even more," said the insider. "Kourtney knows it upsets him, so when Scott flaunts being out with other girls, she hangs out with Justin to get back at him."
But a source close to Kardashian says the reality star and singer are "just friends."
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Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (11/22)
Here's a shitfaced Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood on Sunday morning. Yikes, this is gonna get a little awkward at home. "Mommy, is the strange man in our kitchen cooking breakfast our new daddy? I like him way better than the other one."
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