Archive: Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian upskirt! (7/22)

Kourtney Kardashian had lunch yesterday and I just thought I should let you know. Carry on.

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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian bikini pics! (Monaco - 6/12)

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney donned bikinis yesterday for a photoshoot in Monaco. Seeing Kim in a bikini, I think it’s pretty clear now: God is a heavy heavy drinker. There’s really no other way to explain the size of that ass. A brilliant Harvard-tenured physicist tried last year. He went crazy after six months of research. Guy’s currently locked up in an asylum. True story.

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Kourtney Kardashian outside Coco de Ville nightclub in Hollywood (5/13)

Never a good thing when I have to slap a semi-NSFW tag on the outfit you wore to the club last night. See this is why I sleep with a sniper rifle. If I ever see my daughter leave the house in an outfit like that, I’ll stop her. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not gonna kill her (I’m no psycho LOL), I’m just gonna put a bullet in her ankle so she can’t walk. She’ll get the message.

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Kourtney Kardashian at the season 2 launch of Keeping up with the Kardashians at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood (3/19)

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Kourtney Kardashian in South Beach (12/31)

The photo agency I use titled these pics “the other attractive Kardashian” implying that there’s exactly two attractive Kardashian sisters. That’s because the third sister looks like this . . . if that doesn’t prove God has a sense of humor, I don’t know what does.

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Kim Kardashian is talented

Some photographer is trying to sell pornographic pics he took of socialite Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney (Editor’s Note: I hate their parents) over ten years ago. The New York Daily News says:

The sisters, who will star in E!’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” this fall, are identified as being in nude pictures that were offered for sale to media outlets yesterday. Kourtney is also seen in sexual poses with a naked man.

But while Kim is 27 and Kourtney is 28, sources say the pictures were taken 11 years ago, when they were teenagers. A rep for Kim told me: “Any publication that would print these pictures, which are considered child pornography, will be subject to the same criminal investigation as the agency who is attempting to sell them.” (Source)

This story is RIGHT wrong on so many levels I don’t know where to begin. Underage girls? Check. Naked photos? Check? Sleazy porn peddler? Check. Me standing in line to be the first to purchase these future “Ansel Adamseque” photographs? CHECK AND MATE! I’m outraged and appalled. But honestly, I think I’m more interested in these pictures for posterity’s (or is that posterior’s?) sake.

UPDATE: I just found out Kim’s other sister is named Khloe and her two half sisters are named Kendall and Kylie. Her mom’s name? Kris of course. Someone shoot me.