Kourtney Kardashian filming an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in Miami (5/26)
+
Megan Fox's rack looks weird [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Candice Swanepoel Topless Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Rihanna looking sexy in Kanye's new video [
Just Jared]
+ Jon & Kate saved us from J.Lo [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Ann Curry (
Today Show) upskirt [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jailbait alert! [
Bastardly]
+ Diora Baird is one of the hottest women alive [
Popoholic]
+ Barcelona > Man U [
Lossip]
+ Lindsay Lohan doesn't have as much pull as she used to [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
Kourtney Kardashian at the ribbon-cutting ceremony for her new boutique "Dash" in Miami (5/21)
+
Jean Claude Van Damme's package [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Bar Refaeli Bikini Yesness [Egotastic!]
+ More Hayden Panettiere bikini pics [
Just Jared]
+ It's Adriana Lima's nipple! (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miranda Kerr is on a yacht, in a bikini [
The Blemish]
+ The celebrity gender switch experiment [
Holy Taco]
+ A gallery of sexy girls with guitars [
Attuworld]
+ Keeley Hazell is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Amy Winehouse cancels British comeback show [
Cele|bitchy]
Kourtney Kardashian in Maxim (April)
I hate to break this to you Kim, but Kourtney is way hotter than you. It's not even close. If we could measure hotness the same way we measure a country's GDP (and I really don't understand why we can't do that; c'mon economists, get off your lazy asses), Kourtney would be the United States and Kim would be Austria. As for Khloe? Well, Khloe would be Birmingham, Alabama.
Kourtney Kardashian leaving My House nightclub in West Hollywood (3/6)
This is great news. Because you know what happens when the Kardashian sisters* get drunk. Lights, camera, action!
*Except
Khloe. When she gets drunk, it's usually goes: Lights, camera . . . guy slips out of his restraints, escapes out the window, flags down passing car, yells "Just drive man! I've seen terrible things!"
Kourtney Kardashian bikini pics! (Miami - 2/27)
Wow, it's about time this girl took a vacation. It saddens me to see someone as young as Kourtney working herself to death. For example, last Tuesday her butler was sick and she had to fix her own sandwich for lunch. And she almost got it right, too. Peanut butter on only
one side of the bread Kourtney.
Kourtney Kardashian hosting the "Anti-Valentine's Day Party" at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas (2/14)
+
Jessica Simpson's boobs are bigger [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Naomi Watts naked on a balcony [Egotastic!]
+ Well who the fuck asked her? [
Just Jared]
+ Peaches Geldorf is topless [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Charlie's Zombies [
Dlisted]
+ Scarlett Johansson might play Black Widow in
Iron Man 2 [
Bam! Kapow!]
+ Pamela Davis is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Salma Hayek spreads her milky love [
Derek Hail]
+ 20 strange statues from around the world [
Attuworld]
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian shopping at the Chanel boutique in Beverly Hills (1/15)
+
Elijah Wood is banging this girl [Drunken Stepfather]
+
It's NOT Katy Perry nude [Egotastic!]
+ Selena Gomez > Paris Hilton [
Just Jared]
+ Christina DeRosa is naked (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Johnny Knoxville tried to bring a grenade on a plane [
The Blemish]
+ Barbara Mori's t-shirt is wet [
Holy Taco]
+ The 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin [
Attuworld]
+ Mizz Na'Tasha is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Jennifer Aniston cheating on John Mayer? [
Cele|bitchy]
Kourtney Kardashian bikini pics!Kourtney Kardashian in Miami (May 2008)

The Kardashian sisters at BLVD restaurant in Beverly Hills (9/14)
The Kardashian sisters gave the paparazzi a piece of their mind Sunday while taping an episode of their reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians. And who can blame them? You know how hard it can be to remember your lines when the paparazzi are annoying you? It took Kim fourteen takes to finally nail this restaurant scene where she tells her sisters she "like really loves shoes."
NOTE: See that champagne flute near Khloe on the right? That's not champagne. That's actually gravy.

Kourtney Kardashian upskirt! (7/22)
Kourtney Kardashian had lunch yesterday and I just thought I should let you know. Carry on.