Kourtney Kardashian


Kourtney Kardashian leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (12/21)

Did Kourtney Kardashian get a new hat? Or perhaps she switched brands of botox? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .

*21 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 1
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 2
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 3
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 4
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 5
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 6
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 7
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 8
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 9
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 10
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 11
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 12
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 13
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 14
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 15
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 16
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 17
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 18
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 19
  • Kameltoe K Kardashian 20

Kourtney Kardashian's butt, via Instagram

Rather than it just being a recent thing, Us Weekly says Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashain (butt pic via Instagram yesterday) have been having sexual relations for months. And that baby machine hasn't gotten pregnant yet? A true Christmas miracle!
"Justin and Kourtney have been hooking up since late August, early September," a source tells Us.

Not only has the "Sorry" singer, 21, "bragged" about his latest escapades, but another source adds, "Justin started hanging out with Kourtney alone because she started going out more."

Naturally, this hasn't made the self-proclaimed [Scott] Disick, 32, feel too good, but an insider tells Us that he hasn't said a word against the romance.

"He's had so many stories about him recently, he has no reason to be pissed," a source says. "He feels like he has to take the humiliation."
Quite an accomplishment for Justin. At this point the only member of the Kardashian family he hasn't nailed yet is North West . . . but I'm sure Kim is working on that for the future. "Kanye, is 10 too young to start dating?"

*16 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 1
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 2
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 3
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 4
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 5
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 6
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 7
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 8
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 9
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 10
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 11
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 12
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 13
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 14
  • Bieber Kourtney Casual Hookups 15

Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (12/12)

Page Six is confirming today that Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian are definitely hooking up. They partied together at Nice Guy in West Hollywood on Saturday night before continuing on to Blind Dragon. Though they left separately, they both met back up at Justin's hotel room at the Mondrian for a slumber party. Ghost stories and boy talk! Eeeeeeek! A source told the paper:
In an apparent jab at "Lord Disick," a nickname that [Kourtney's ex Scott] Disick, 32, created for himself, Bieber posted a photo to Instagram Sunday of himself straddling a mystery woman on the hood of an Audi sports car alongside the cryptic caption, "Lord knows."

"Scott hates it that Bieber is the younger, hotter and richer version of him -- in his eyes -- and seeing him with Kourtney pisses him off even more," said the insider. "Kourtney knows it upsets him, so when Scott flaunts being out with other girls, she hangs out with Justin to get back at him."

But a source close to Kardashian says the reality star and singer are "just friends."
You can't really blame Kourtney for hooking up with Justin. Her sisters Kendall and Kylie are a lot younger than her -- maybe she just wanted to connect with them. "Oh my gosh Kylie, did Justin do that thing with his tongue where he bites your nipple and then . . ." I know, gross, but this is the kind of reality these freaks live in.

*16 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 1
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 2
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 3
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 4
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 5
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 6
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 7
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 8
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 9
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 10
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 11
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 12
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 13
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 14
  • Kourtney Kardashian Justin Beiber Sleepover 15

Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (11/22)

Here's a shitfaced Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood on Sunday morning. Yikes, this is gonna get a little awkward at home. "Mommy, is the strange man in our kitchen cooking breakfast our new daddy? I like him way better than the other one."

*10 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 1
  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 2
  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 3
  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 4
  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 5
  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 6
  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 7
  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 8
  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 9
  • Kourtney Kardashian Leaving Nice Guy Nightclub 10

Kourtney Kardashian and her friend leaving Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (11/7)

Do the Kardashians hang out with chicks even tackier than themselves in an effort to boost their self-confidence? Yes, yes they do. How did you know?

*15 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 1
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 2
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 3
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 4
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 5
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 6
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 7
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 8
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 9
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 10
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 11
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 12
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 13
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 14
  • Kourtney Kardashian Slutty Friend 15

Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (11/3)

Kourtney Kardashian attended her sister Kendall Jenner's birthday party at Nice Guy nightclub on Monday night, and oh hello. Out-nippling Kim at a Kardashian family event. Impressive. That's like beating Jonah in the pie-eating contest at the annual Hill family reunion. I'd put that shit on my resume.

*30 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 1
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 2
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 3
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 4
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 5
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 6
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 7
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 8
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 9
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 10
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 11
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 12
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 13
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 14
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 15
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 16
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 17
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 18
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 19
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 20
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 21
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 22
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 23
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 24
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 25
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 26
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 27
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 28
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 29
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nippy 30

Kourtney Kardashian and her daughter Penelope in Malibu (10/9)

Kourtney Kardashian's nanny deserves a raise. She absolutely unloaded on little Penelope Disick's face with a car door while the two were leaving a restaurant in Malibu on Friday. I don't usually laugh at the misfortune of children, but holy shit that is hilarious. Give that little kid an Oscar.

Kourtney-Kardashian-Nanny-Fired-26.jpg

*25 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 1
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 2
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 3
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 4
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 5
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 6
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 7
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 8
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 9
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 10
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 11
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 12
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 13
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 14
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 15
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 16
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 17
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 18
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 19
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 20
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 21
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 22
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 23
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 24
  • Kourtney Kardashian Nanny Fired 25

It's Kourtney Kardashian naked

Here's Kourtney Kardashian for photographer Brian Bowen Smith's "Metallic Life" series. It's about time she got naked. It's almost like she was acting like a caring mother all these years. But then last week she looked in the mirror and the realization struck her: "Wait a minute, I'm a fucking Kardashian!"

*5 Kourtney Kardashian naked pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Naked Photoshoot 1
  • Kourtney Kardashian Naked Photoshoot 2
  • Kourtney Kardashian Naked Photoshoot 3
  • Kourtney Kardashian Naked Photoshoot 4

Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner bikini pics!

Here's Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner on vacation in St. Barts yesterday. And by on vacation, I mean "filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians." 'Cuz when you're filming your TV show on vacation, everything you do is a write-off. In other words, the Kardashians are taking vacations indirectly paid for by the American public. Thanks, Obama!

*30 Kourtney and Kendall bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 1
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 2
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 3
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 4
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 5
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 6
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 7
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 8
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 9
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 10
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 11
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 12
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 13
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 14
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 15
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 16
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 17
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 18
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 19
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 20
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 21
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 22
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 23
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 24
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 25
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 26
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 27
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 28
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 29
  • Kourtney Kendall Bikinis 30

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, August 18

Kourtney Kardashian on a parasailing boat in St. Barts (pics start here)

Australian model Sarah Harris doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (pics start here)

Model Daphne Joy out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Dakota Fanning leaving a restaurant in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Teri Hatcher and her daughter Emerson Tenney out and about in New York (pics start here)

John Krasinski leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez out and about in New York (pics start here)

Mark Wahlberg arriving for lunch at E baldi in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Anna Kendrick leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Rihanna leaving Griffin nightclub in New York (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara leaving the set of Modern Family in Brentwood (pics start here)

*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 1
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 2
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 3
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 4
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 5
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 6
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 7
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 8
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 9
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 10
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 11
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 12
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 13
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 14
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 15
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 16
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 17
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 18
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 19
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 20
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 1
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 2
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 3
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 4
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 5
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 6
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 7
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 8
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 9
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 10
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 11
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 12
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 13
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 14
  • Kourtney Kardashian Mom Boobs 15

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: