Kourtney Kardashian


Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner bikini pics!

Here's Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner on vacation in St. Barts yesterday. And by on vacation, I mean "filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians." 'Cuz when you're filming your TV show on vacation, everything you do is a write-off. In other words, the Kardashians are taking vacations indirectly paid for by the American public. Thanks, Obama!

*30 Kourtney and Kendall bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, August 18

Kourtney Kardashian on a parasailing boat in St. Barts (pics start here)

Australian model Sarah Harris doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (pics start here)

Model Daphne Joy out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Dakota Fanning leaving a restaurant in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Teri Hatcher and her daughter Emerson Tenney out and about in New York (pics start here)

John Krasinski leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez out and about in New York (pics start here)

Mark Wahlberg arriving for lunch at E baldi in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Anna Kendrick leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Rihanna leaving Griffin nightclub in New York (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara leaving the set of Modern Family in Brentwood (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 24

Kourtney Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Chloe Grace Moretz and a friend leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Amber Rose leaving Bedfellows furniture store in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Juliette Lewis walking her dog in Studio City (pics start here)

Jessica Alba running errands in Culver City (pics start here)

Krysten Ritter on the set of her Netflix series Jessica Jones in Central Park, New York (pics start here)

Channing Tatum out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Aaron Paul and Annabelle Wallis shopping in Vancouver (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner filming her new movie Miracles from Heaven in Atlanta (pics start here)

Keri Russell out and about in New York (pics start here)

Christian Bale out for breakfast in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Eddie Murphy and his girlfriend Paige Butcher leaving Coffee Bean in Studio City (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian and Penelope Disick at Disneyland in Anaheim (7/8)

BREAKING: Scott Disick is an asshole. After being dumped by Kourtney Kardashian earlier this week for cheating, drinking, drugs, and generally just being Scott Disick, he missed his 3-year-old daughter's birthday at Disneyland yesterday because he was partying with teenagers in Boca Raton. From Radar:
The father of three, 32, met the group of girls -- all aged between 16 and 18 -- on Saturday evening, sources tell Radar. Disick and his new young pals headed to a reveler named Nina's parents' mansion in Boca Raton to engage in even more debauchery.

"People were drinking and doing cocaine," an insider tells Radar, adding that Disick definitely overindulged. "At one point, Scott was completely passed out on the couch."

At the mansion, which was left unoccupied by teen Nina's parents, girls danced on tables in hula-hoops as the reality star watched. The epic party continued through the next day, when sources say the group went to the Boca Beach Club Hotel for even more insanity in a big room protected by bodyguards.

"There was more cocaine and alcohol there," the insider reveals.
In Scott's defense, I would much rather be hanging out with hot teenage coke whores than a 3-year-old at Disneyland -- especially Penelope Disick. After all, that little bitch is half-Scott Disick. She's probably already a little asshole.

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Kourtney Kardashian in DuJour magazine

We haven't talked about the Kardashians in hours, so here's Kourtney Kardashian showing off her pregnant tits in DuJour magazine. Well of course. Gotta keep that family tradition alive of appealing to the lowest common denominator. Pretty much the only Kardashian body part we haven't seen at this point is their dog's cock. And that's only because Kris Jenner can't get Dog Fancy to budge from $25,000.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kourtney Kardashian NSFW pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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*7 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, August 18

Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Driver's Seat restaurant in Southampton (pics start here)

Italian model Laura Cremaschi at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Minka Kelly leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

David Beckham arriving at SoulCycle in Brentwood (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried on the set of Ted 2 on the Massachusetts Turnpike (Route 90) in Boston (pics start here)

Al Pacino and his girlfriend Lucila Sola out for dinner in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving Pressed Juicery in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jared Leto leaving his hotel in New York (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus performing her Bangerz Tour at the United Center in Chicago (pics start here)

Busy Phillips leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger shopping in L.A. (pics start here)

Kris Jenner and a mystery man arriving for dinner at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick leaving Suki Zuki in Watermill, New York (8/10)

In what absolutely doesn't sound like some cheap plot drama for their new reality show, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick filed a police report with the Southampton Town Police after $4k went missing from the bedroom of their modest, $13.9 million rental home. What, couldn't spring for the $15 million villa? From Radar:
While on Long Island filming their spinoff Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons, Scott Disick called the police about a burglar who stole pricey property from inside their summer mega-mansion, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Kourtney's flashy baby daddy made the complaint to Southampton Town Police on July 8 around 4 p.m. and told officers that between Jul. 1-4, an "unknown person did unlawfully remove" the cash "from an attache case that was stored in a bedroom."

The case is currently being classified as third-degree grand larceny, which is a felony. The report doesn't indicate there was any damage done to the $13.9 million waterfront rental.
Perhaps the most troubling aspect of this story isn't that someone broke into Kourtney and Scott's home and stole $4k; it's that it took them three days to notice it was missing. If I had $4k in cash, I'd guard it like the crown jewels. But not Scott -- he just leaves it laying around the house in an attache case like a fucking Bond villain. I've never wanted someone to intentionally die of ebola before, but this asshole is seriously testing my patience.

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Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner in Southampton (7/1)

Here's some Kardashian bikini pics from last week that just got released for download. All the important ones are there: Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, and Mildred, who lives under the stairs. Kris gave her a chance to earn her keep, but bitch couldn't produce. The groceries don't buy themselves, and unfortunately Mildred had to learn that the hard way.

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The Kardashian sisters at the grand opening of DASH in Miami (3/12)

The Kardashians are bringing their brand of class to the Hamptons this summer via their DASH boutique, and surprisingly, not all residents are thrilled about it. From the New York Post:
Restaurateur Irma Herzog has drawn the ire of residents by leasing her property, an art gallery space adjacent to her Driver's Seat Restaurant, to Khloé and Kourtney, who are expected rent a nearby mansion.

A source said, "Southamptonites are abuzz that Irma Herzog has betrayed their village . . . Will Irma also be bringing back another bout of hepatitis? [Last year a worker was diagnosed with hep A, but inspectors later gave the restaurant a clean bill.] Now she brings trash to her backyard. People are lining up to buy Irma's property and get her out of town. She is a piranha."
Irma Herzog might be the biggest twat on the island, but guess what? Being compared unfavorably to hepatitis is no big deal to a Kardashian. Hell, Kim wears sexually transmitted diseases like a badge of honor. The bitches of Southampton will need to bring it harder than that if they expect Team KKK to feel humbled. Now, I don't want to make a bad situation worse, but if the good people of SoHamp have a problem with classless bores, then they might want to box-out Howard Stern.

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Kourtney Kardashian celebrating her birthday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (4/19)

Isn't photoshop amazing? You know what's even more amazing? When you don't use it. Like in these pictures of Kourtney Kardashian in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend. Sorry, Kourtney, no touching up of these pics. The whole world gets to see that you got fourths on tacos the night before.

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