The Kardashian sisters at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood in January, and GNC in Beverly Hills two weeks ago Anyone thinking about purchasing GNC's new QuickTrim based on the endorsement of Kim and Khloe Kardashian, keep in mind they'll pretty much do anything for money, endorse milkshakes, endorse weight loss products, eat weird things,
anything. One time Khloe won a bet by eating 50 hardboiled eggs in an hour. Oh no wait, that was Paul Newman in
Cool Hand Luke.
There was no bet when Khloe ate them.
Kourtney Kardashian Halloween Costume Kourtney Kardashian at the Kardashian Family home in Calabasas (10/30)
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick leaving Kitson Kids in West Hollywood (9/22)
Oh wait, he's not single. Oops! From the
National Enquirer:
Kourtney Kardashian had better keep an eye on her baby daddy! Scott Disick was spotted partying with a pal and drooling over two sexy girls gyrating on the dance floor at Teddy's on Oct. 4. Pregnant Kourtney was nowhere in sight. (Print Edition - 10/26)
For Kourtney's sake, at least this thing with Scott and the other girls
was an isolated incident, you know, it's not likely to happen again . .
.
oops again! Aw dammit, I suck at this whole gossip thing. It's harder than mahjong.
NOTE: Kourtney has no one to blame but herself for Scott acting like this. When you let your weight balloon out of control, you have to expect things like this to happen. Two words for you Kourtney: portion control.
UPDATE: Loyal Celebslam reader "shelley" just informed me that Kourtney's actually pregnant. Aw dammit again. Apparently I should also go fuck myself. Thanks for the kind words shelley! Your shirt is in the mail!
Kourtney Kardashian at Lamar Odom's Rich Soil Fashion Line Launch in L.A. (10/22)
At what trimester do you quit going to nightclubs and dressing like you want to hook up?
Kourtney Kardashian jogging in Calabasas (10/15)
Kourtney Kardashian's home in Calabasas was robbed on Saturday. From
People:
Approximately $108,000 in jewelry was stolen Saturday from Kardashian's Calabasas, Calif. home, Los Angeles County Sheriff Sgt. Kristy Criner tells PEOPLE.
"That's what was discovered missing in the initial investigation," Sgt. Criner says. "Sheriff's investigators and our crime lab are responding on the scene."
In completely unrelated news, Kourtney's sister Khloe bought a $108,000 deep fryer from Bed Bath & Beyond on Sunday. It's so big it can fry an entire family of pigs. Khloe actually had to get a special permit from the fire marshal to use it at her home.
Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian at the grand opening party for Dash Miami (5/20)
What crappy economy? The Kardashian sisters have earned a combined million dollars the past few months through calculated fame-whoring. *beats head against keyboard* From the
New York Post:
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe's antics -- and their curvaceous figures -- have landed them big-money magazine covers, TV and media deals, as well as sponsorship from diet aid SlimQuick.
Even their little half-sister, Kendall Jenner, 13, is getting into the act -- she landed a contract with Wilhelmina Models in July and is now negotiating an advertising deal.
A source said: "The Kardashian sisters are big business. Their mother, Kris, is a smart businesswoman and manages their deals. She knows how to make the most of these big announcements.
"She's negotiating a magazine deal for Khloe's wedding, around $250,000, another deal for Kourtney's baby, and there will probably be yet another deal when Kim eventually gets back together with Reggie," our insider said. "Then there's the product deals -- they've already got the fashion line, now they're branching out into perfume and beauty products."
If you really think about it, all of these new found riches for the Kardashians can be traced back to one single moment: the release of Kim's sex tape. If it weren't for that tape being "leaked," Kim never would have become famous and her sisters never would have been discovered. So before you start blaming society for turning three worthless skanks into media darlings, remember who the real culprit is: Ray J's bladder.
Kourtney Kardashian out and about in Beverly Hills (9/22)
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Monica Cruz shows off her killer cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Mel Gibson and his beaver went jogging. Wait, what? [
The Superficial]
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Sophie Monk is naked, straight to DVD [Drunken Stepfather]
+ You're not fooling anyone Lindsay [
OK! Magazine]
+ The Eiffel Tower: The Sex Position that Changed History [
College Humor]
+ Amy Winehouse is cured! . . . but not really [
IDLYITW]
+ Penelope Cruz looks hotter than normal [
Popoholic]
+ DJ AM's death ruled accidental [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Teri Hatcher almost killed Conan O'Brien [
Dlisted]
+ Paris Hilton is over being a club whore [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Dita Von Teese in her undies [
Celeb Gossipz]
+ Now
that is an ass [
Double Viking]
+ NY Jets fans take asshole status to new level [
Busted Coverage]
+ Hot chick loses bet, has to shave head [
Attuworld]
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Miami (9/6)
Guess who Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy Scott "
Can I Have Your Number" Disick is hanging out with? K-Fed.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!! From the
New York Post:
Now that she's pregnant, Kourtney Kardashian is making nice with her baby daddy, Scott Disick. The on-again couple joined Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, for dinner Wednesday at Gotham Steak in Miami Beach. "Kourtney and Scott looked really happy. He was spoon-feeding her," said an onlooker. But Disick hasn't totally changed his partying ways. After dinner, Kardashian went to bed while Disick and K-Fed hit nightclub LIV.
Scott's hanging out with K-Fed? That can only mean one thing for Kourtney: she'll soon become an expert on
glitter cocoa butter writing alimony checks. Kourtney should realize that allowing her baby daddy to hang out with K-Fed is the worst thing she can do for the future of her unborn child -- followed closely by drinking, smoking, cage-fighting, gator wrasslin', and doing somersaults down a flight of stairs covered in coat hangers . . . or as the five are collectively known as: "Britney Spears' third trimester with Jayden."
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Miami (8/12)
The
National Enquirer is claiming that Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend (the one who
doesn't own condoms), has a bit of a wandering eye. And penis. From the tabloid:
Kourtney announced on the "Today" show on Aug. 13 that she's pregnant with on-again/off-again boyfriend Scott Disick. Kourtney blurted out that Scott's "very excited" about the baby, adding: "He was so for it and so excited from the beginning. And we're really happy."
But the night before she dropped her baby bombshell in New York, Kourtney's handsome beau was acting nothing like a blissful father-to-be at an event in California.
"Scott was hitting on a blonde in a short black dress," divulged a source at the event, an art show at Hollywood's Milk Studios. "He was hugging her and rubbing her back. They were ordering vodka drinks for each other. He took a picture with her and even handed her his phone so she could punch in her number.
"Before he moved in on the blonde, Scott was chatting up a brunette. He was on the hunt -- not faithful boyfriend material by any means. Kourtney's just starting to show and Scott is already acting like a horndog. God help her once the baby arrives." (Print Edition - 8/31)
"God help her once the baby arrives"? God help her once her stomach starts to bulge. Nothing turns off a womanizer faster than a chick with a gut . . . even if it's one filled with his own progeny. Once she finally gives birth, Kourtney better get used to using phrases like, "No, I don't know where your Daddy is" and "Mommy threw Daddy's clothes on the lawn because he's a stupid fucking asshole." Another phrase she might want to practice: "What time does this Planned Parenthood open?"
Kourtney Kardashian leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (7/29)
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant . . . by someone. Who? Ummm, definitely not her husband, fiancé, or boyfriend, since she doesn't have any of those. Scandal! From
E!:
Kourtney Kardashian is going to be a mom! Sources confirm the E! reality star is pregnant with her first child. Ms. K isn't revealing too much right now. She's keeping mum on the daddy's identity and how far along she is.
Who would have thought that between the three sisters, Kourtney would end up being the one to have the first kid? Over the past few years, you figure Khloe would have at least intimidated one dude into knocking her up (you try saying no to a chick who looks suspiciously
like Brad Garrett). And with Kim, it's a minor miracle she doesn't have a reality show on TLC by now:
Kim & Random Dudes She Met At Bars Who Didn't Pull Out Plus 12.
