Kourtney Kardashian


Kourtney Kardashian swimsuit pics!

Since we haven't posted about the Kardashians in nearly 20 hours, here's Kourtney Kardashian in Miami on Sunday. I don't know the exact rules on this, but I think that swimsuit is technically the new father of her children.

UPDATE: Confirmed. Thanks, Jeff!

*30 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Swimsuit Up There 1
  • Kourtney Kardashian Swimsuit Up There 2
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, September 17, and Sunday, September 18

Kourtney Kardashian on vacation in Miami (pics start here)

Shailene Woodley leaving The Bowery Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Naomi Campbell arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan leaving Libertines nightclub in London (pics start here)

Hilary Duff out and about in New York (pics start here)

Gigi Hadid out and about in New York (pics start here)

Paula Abdul leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Taylor Swift shopping in New York (pics start here)

Sharon Stone out for lunch in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kate Hudson arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Sarah Hyland leaving Nine Zero salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Caitlyn Jenner arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Green Swimsuit 1
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Kourtney Kardashian at the beach in Miami (9/14)

In hindsight, maybe it wasn't the best idea to buy the extra small swimsuit when the salesman recommended the medium. Oh well. Live and learn and cameltoe. Wait a minute . . . did I just find the perfect title for Kourtney Kardashian's memoirs?

*30 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Tight Swimsuit 1
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Kourtney Kardashian on a yacht off Monaco (9/8)

Here's Kourtney Kardashian on a yacht off Monaco yesterday, which is a way I've always wanted to describe myself. Where are you? "On a yacht off Monaco! . . . okay fine, I lied. Detroit." :(

*25 Kourtney Kardashian bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Crack Kills 1
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Kourtney Kardashian on a yacht off Antibes, France (9/7)

Here's Kourtney Kardashian picking her wedgie while yachting off Antibes yesterday. Her mom Kris Jenner is also on vacation, but I couldn't manage to find any pictures of her because she never came out of the yacht....*looks under couch cushion*..."Money?" Oh Kris, never change.

*35 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Antibes Swimsuit 1
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via Kate Upton's Snapchat

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Kourtney Kardashian in Miami (7/4)

Here's Kourtney Kardashian not-quite-in-a-bikini over the Fourth of July holiday weekend. Maybe she just wanted to stay covered a bit because she knew the paparazzi would be taking pictures of her? Nice try, Kourtney, but I ain't buying it. "Kardashian" and "modesty" go together about as well as "ISIS" and "women's suffrage."

*30 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Independence Day Swimsuit 1
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Kourtney Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan leaving Loulou's in Mayfair (6/9)

Kourtney Kardashian actually hung out with Lindsay Lohan last night in London. The two had dinner at Ours restaurant and then partied at Loulou's private members club in the uber wealthy area of Mayfair. Above is Lindsay leaving Loulou's, presumably right before the bill came. But Kourtney caught her thanks to that little tip from Kim. "Kourt, at the end of the night she's either gonna try to sneak out or say she forgot her credit card.

*30 Kourtney Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Kourtney Kardashian 1
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, May 21, and Sunday, May 22

Kourtney Kardashian at the grand opening of Jewel nigthclub inside ARIA Resort in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Paris Hilton returning to The Dorchester Hotel in London (pics start here)

Mel Gibson and Erin Moriarty at a photocall for Blood Father at the 69th Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)

Julianne Moore filming Wonderstruck in New York (pics start here)

Kesha arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Charlize Theron at the premiere of The Last Face at the 69th Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)

Chloe Moretz and Brooklyn Beckham leaving Bel Air Deli in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West arriving at a recording studio in Chelsea, London (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving Alfred Coffee & Kitchen in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kate Hudson at the 2016 Kaleidoscope Ball held at 3Labs in Culver City (pics start here)

Ruby Rose arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Alicia Silverstone at An Evening With Women at Hollywood Palladium (pics start here)

*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian in Miami (5/2)

Is Kourtney Kardashian sick or something? I've never seen a Kardashian wear something so conservative -- especially to the beach. Full swimsuits are supposed to be for women with a sense of modesty. The only thing Kourtney knows about modesty is that she fucked a guy named Modesty once in high school. Modesty Jackson. Captain of the basketball team.

*30 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kourtney Kardashian Conservative Swimsuit 1
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