Before she started filming her reality series and got serious about losing weight, Kirstie Alley lived like there was no tomorrow. She and her ex-husband Parker Stevenson shared a meal not long ago at Patys in Toluca Lake and Kirstie ordered the fettuccine alfredo. She managed to plow through the generous plate of rich creamy pasta in record time. The host of the restaurant walked over and asked if she enjoyed her meal. Kirstie licked her chops and squealed “It was DELICIOUS! Can I have another one please?” Parker didn’t even flinch as Kirstie devoured a SECOND helping of what is fondly called “a heart attack on a plate.”If Kirstie had really wanted to "live like there was no tomorrow" she wouldn't have been eating herself to death . . . she'd have rented Couples Retreat. What's most interesting about this story isn't the amount of food Kirstie consumed, but that her ex just sat there and watched her eat it all. Clearly Parker is familiar with California divorce law, specifically the part about not having to pay alimony to the dead.
How's your dating life going?And shockingly, upon hearing the comments, Jamie didn't immediately move to a deserted island in the South Pacific, saying, "I do like them thick (big)... (and) she is thick."
"I haven't been having sex. I did have dates, but I think I'm worse than I ever was! I want a booty call with Jamie Foxx. For real. I've always had a bit of a thing for him."
Do you feel desirable when you're overweight?
"Do I feel desirable? If Jamie came over I would! Because I feel like he would understand the full-figured woman. I do."
Winfrey reminded the Fat Actress star of the quotes and inquired if she really would love "a booty call from Jamie." Replies Alley: "You know, me and about 3 million other women in the United States."Oh god. Well if these two are going to hook up, they need to take it slow at first. Maybe Jamie can take Kirstie out to Chili's and get some ribs and chicken wings and sliders and some of those jalapeno poppers and maybe some spinach & artichoke dip, mmmm, that's the best. And of course, a few sodas to wash it down. As for what Jamie should order, I don't know, I'm sure he'll find something on the menu he likes. He just better make sure he keeps his food on his half of the table. Reaching over to Kirstie's side is a damn good way to lose a hand.
"Well, you know, that's really great because we have a special relationship, but I don't want a booty call," Winfrey says of her friend, who magically appeared via closed-circuit TV - prompting screams from Alley.
"Kirstie ... with Oprah's permission, I'll be your booty call," Foxx, 42, tells her.
Cabler has picked up 10 half-hour episodes of the untitled series, which is set to run sometime next year. The program will follow Alley as she struggles with weight loss while handling life as a single mom to two teenagers in Hollywood. FremantleMedia North America is producing.Upon hearing the news, McDonalds, Burger King, Baskin Robbins, Pizza Hut, KFC, Dairy Queen, Wendy's, In-N-Out, and Taco Bell all issued a joint statement saying they can't wait for all the free publicity.
"Kirstie is exactly the kind of star A&E is drawn to," said A&E nonfiction/alternative programming senior VP Robert Sharenow. "Her personal life has been playing out in the media for years, but this will be the first time she'll be opening up her home to reveal her real life for the cameras."
Kirstie Alley has just four years to live, an expert predicts. Locked in a deadly cycle of binge eating and yo-yo dieting, the former “Fat Actress” star has shaved years off her life span, according to doctors who have reviewed her medical history.It doesn't take a Ph.D. to see that Kristie's turned herself into a fattie -- it just takes a truck scale and a forklift. If Kirstie's ever going to live to see 60, 70, or 80, she doesn't need to add more balance to her life, she needs to add more exercise. That, and less calories. My suggestion: no more sixths and sevenths.
At 5-foot-8 and 250 pounds, the 58-year-old Emmy winner is “playing Russian roulette with her life,” warned Patrick Wanis, Ph.D., a human behavior expert from Miami Beach, Fla. “I added up the stressors in her life, and unless she adds more balance to it, Kirstie may only live to age 62.”
The former “Cheers” star - whose last serious romance ended in May 2000 when she called off her engagement to actor James Wilder - lost 75 pounds nearly three years ago as the poster girl for the Jenny Craig weight-loss program. But she’s regained some 90 pounds since then with a weakness for fat-laden Chinese takeout and other unhealthy foods.
Oscar winner Jamie Foxx has been tempted by former Cheers star Kirstie Alley's offer of romance - because he likes big women. The actress recently revealed a longtime crush on the Ray star, telling America's People magazine she wanted a "booty call" from the actor/singer, and Foxx admits Alley does meet his criteria of ideal women.What the hell? Either Jamie's still in character as Ray Charles and hasn't seen Kirstie lately, or he's thinking of the 1982 version of her (the one without cankles and partially blocked arteries). Either way, considering her newfound Scientology beliefs, Jamie will never be able to get into Kirstie's pants unless he brings her a sacrificial offering for the all-powerful Martian goddess Zoolu. Or a whole cheesecake.
He says, "I do like them thick (big)... (and) she is thick."
Kirstie Alley asked a Hollywood supermarket to shut down while she shopped -- so other customers couldn't use their cell phones to take pictures of the food in her shopping cart!Bad business move by the store manager. If he'd closed the store down to the general public for an hour to accommodate Kirstie, he'd have doubled his revenues. The amount of food Kirstie apparently intended on buying just proves that she's the Hercules of eating -- except, instead of having the strength of ten men, she has the stomach. Also, she doesn't look as good lathered in baby oil. Oops, did I just say that out loud?
"She actually called the Mayfair Market and requested they lock their doors for about an hour so she could do her grocery shopping," a pal told the Enquirer. "She said she was terrified someone would shoot a cell phone picture of her pushing a cart loaded with fattening foods."
The store manager's response?
"He thanked her for her patronage but turned her down," divulged the pal. (Print Edition - 3/23)
Kirstie Alley leaving a salon in L.A. (6/1)
With those Queen Latifah pics I posted earlier, there's so much weight on the front page right now, I'm honestly worried it might collapse.
"I would kill for four pizzas right now."
When God created Kirstie, he threw away the mold . . . and then she found it and baked a cake in it. True story.
PICS: Kirstie Alley leaving a beauty salon in Burbank (2/28)
[Bauer-Griffin]
Her fifth cone of the morning
I guess Kirstie Alley doesn't have mirrors in her house or something because, after three years of promoting Jenny Craig, she now wants to start her own brand of weight loss products. The actress told People magazine:
"I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride." (People)
If Kirstie really wants to lose some weight, she's got three options. 1. Try the method that most of Hollywood uses called "The Finger" (Please note this method may not work for those without gag reflexes such as starlets Paris, Lindsay, and Clay Aiken). 2. She and the rest of her Scientology friends could travel to the planet Omicron Perci I-8 where the denser atmosphere makes everyone 50 pounds lighter. Or 3. She could go down the Amy Winehouse route and share needles with someone in the hopes of contracting nature's miracle weight loss condition: the HIV. BTW, I can't be the only one that misses Kirstie's "good ol' days" can I?:
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