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Kirsten Dunst in Hawaii (March 2007)

Kirsten Dunst out and about in New York (9/7)

Before you ask, I have no fucking idea why anybody would have a fashion show after-party at a gas station. That aside, what kind of moron smokes around a gas pump? A soon to be dead moron, that's who. From the New York Post:

Fashion almost went up in flames at Alexander Wang's after-party at the Mobil gas station on 10th Avenue at 15th Street. "At one point, Kirsten Dunst was downing Veuve Clicquot and chain-smoking cigarettes right next to the gas tank," a spy said.

There are only three things in life more dangerous than smoking at a gas station: 1. Getting into a car with Nick Hogan, 2. Having unprotected sex with Paris Hilton, and 3. Watching an entire episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Of course, being horribly disfigured by a gasoline explosion might have been a good thing for Kirsten -- it would have been the perfect excuse for plastic surgery.

Kirsten Dunst at La Poubelle restaurant in Hollywood (12/2008)

That is still my favorite Kirsten Dunst photo of all time. The cigarette, the lack of make-up, the unkempt hair, the saggy breasts, oh man she's getting me all hot! Anyways, she might be going back to rehab. From the Chicago Sun Times:

MORE HELP NEEDED? Kirsten Dunst, who has been photographed looking very wasted recently, has friends thinking the actress perhaps should consider a return to rehab -- or at least another attempt at maintaining her sobriety. Dunst has been spied slurping a lot of vodka both in Hollywood and in Mississippi, where she's been spending a lot of the summer visiting family.

Kirsten's family is from Mississippi? Well that explains her teeth. That fact that Kirsten's been drinking in Mississippi really isn't that surprising since blacking out is actually the state pastime.* If Kirsten's friends really are worried about her though, they could always suggest she do what other celebrities do when they can't control their drinking: go to rehab hire a publicist.

*coming in a close second: collecting unemployment

Kirsten Dunst bikini pics!

Kirsten Dunst in Hawaii (March 2007)

Kirsten Dunst at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (4/18)

Those Jessica Biel pics earlier and now this. What a day! Pacific Coast News says:

INDIO, CALIFORNIA- Sunday April 19 2009. Kirsten Dunst enjoys some fruity refreshment as she joins fellow festivalgoers at Coachella. The actress kept her look simple in a cute white sun dress which exposed a strange white rash on her bare legs.

You had me at "rash" Pacific Coast News. The rest is just unnecessary. There's only so many times a day a man can masturbate.

Kirsten Dunst out and about in L.A. (4/9)

A lot of people say if they had a time machine they'd go back to 1986 and buy Microsoft stock or 2004 and bet on the Red Sox to win the World Series. Me? I'd go back to 1981 and light Kirsten Dunst's dad's testicles on fire. "Let's see you reproduce now motherfucker!"

Kirsten Dunst leaving Bardot nightclub (12/20)

I don't think there's much of an argument that Kirsten Dunst is just about the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood right now. I mean, look at her. WOW. If your loins aren't already hot from that picture above, they're gonna be on fire after reading this little tidbit from the National Enquirer:

Somebody get Kirsten Dunst a stylist  - fast! The "Spider-Man" start looked like a WRECK when she showed up at Bardot in Hollywood on Dec. 20. No makeup, greasy, unbrushed hair...could it get worse? Her disheveled appearance turned heads as she chain-smoked much of the night. (Print Edition - 1/12)

Did anyone else come after reading that article or was it just me? My god, it's like they pulled that thing directly from the pages of Penthouse Forum!

Kirsten Dunst bikini pics

Kirsten Dunst in St. Bart's (Jan. 07)

Kirsten Dunst at the at Chateau Marmont in L.A. (10/8)

Just when you thought Kirsten Dunst couldn't get any uglier, she has to go and steal clothes out of her grandma's closet. Not cool Kirsten. She's on a fixed income.

Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long break up

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Kirsten Dunst and you split up:

“They are taking some time off for now,” reveals an insider. Kirsten, who also dated Fabrizio Moretti, another of Drew’s exes, ended the relationship. Still, the insider insists that there is no bad blood between the two: “Kirsten gets bored really easily and she needs a break from men right now. They are still both friends and will hang out.”

There was really no need to continue the relationship. I think Justin's penis got the message. You act up, you suffer the consequences. In this case, a month of being forced into Kirsten Dunst.