Kirsten Dunst at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (4/18)
Those Jessica Biel pics earlier and now this. What a day!
Pacific Coast News says:
INDIO, CALIFORNIA- Sunday April 19 2009. Kirsten Dunst enjoys some fruity refreshment as she joins fellow festivalgoers at Coachella. The actress kept her look simple in a cute white sun dress which exposed a strange white rash on her bare legs.
You had me at "rash"
Pacific Coast News. The rest is just unnecessary. There's only so many times a day a man can masturbate.
Kirsten Dunst out and about in L.A. (4/9)
A lot of people say if they had a time machine they'd go back to 1986 and buy Microsoft stock or 2004 and bet on the Red Sox to win the World Series. Me? I'd go back to 1981 and light Kirsten Dunst's dad's testicles on fire. "Let's see you reproduce now motherfucker!"
Kirsten Dunst leaving Bardot nightclub (12/20)
I don't think there's much of an argument that Kirsten Dunst is just about the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood right now. I mean, look at her. WOW. If your loins aren't already hot from that picture above, they're gonna be on fire after reading this little tidbit from the
National Enquirer:
Somebody get Kirsten Dunst a stylist - fast! The "Spider-Man" start looked like a WRECK when she showed up at Bardot in Hollywood on Dec. 20. No makeup, greasy, unbrushed hair...could it get worse? Her disheveled appearance turned heads as she chain-smoked much of the night. (Print Edition - 1/12)
Did anyone else come after reading that article or was it just me? My god, it's like they pulled that thing directly from the pages of
Penthouse Forum!
Kirsten Dunst bikini pics
Kirsten Dunst in St. Bart's (Jan. 07)
Kirsten Dunst at the at Chateau Marmont in L.A. (10/8)
Just when you thought Kirsten Dunst couldn't get any uglier, she has to go and steal clothes out of her grandma's closet. Not cool Kirsten. She's on a fixed income.
Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long break up
In Touch Weekly is reporting that Kirsten Dunst and you split up:
“They are taking some time off for now,” reveals an insider. Kirsten, who also dated Fabrizio Moretti, another of Drew’s exes, ended the relationship. Still, the insider insists that there is no bad blood between the two: “Kirsten gets bored really easily and she needs a break from men right now. They are still both friends and will hang out.”
There was really no need to continue the relationship. I think Justin's penis got the message. You act up, you suffer the consequences. In this case, a month of being forced into Kirsten Dunst.
Kirsten Dunst bikini pics
Kirsten Dunst in Hawaii (3/2007)
"Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
What a lucky, lucky dude . . . and by "lucky" I mean "the poor, poor bastard." From the New York Daily News:
Now it's Justin Long's turn on the Kirsten Dunst train. The "Mac guy" was snogging Dunst, who's been with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Andy Samberg and Orlando Bloom, in L.A. at Sunset Junction. The duo "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas," says our spy. "They were holding hands and were all over each other." (Source)
First Drew Barrymore and now Kirsten? How the hell does this guy keep banging celebrities? The only thing that makes sense is that sucking him off earns you ten free downloads from iTunes. Score!
Some guy made out with Kirsten Dunst
If you know or are friends with a guy by the name of Matt Creed, do me a favor. The next time you see him, point at him and laugh. He made out with Kirsten Dunst. From the New York Post:
If Kirsten Dunst can't be a deejay, maybe she figures she should just date one. Our spies at the Beatrice Inn early Monday morning spotted Dunst sucking face with the hot spot's resident spinner, Matt Creed. "She kept resisting his PDA advances, but finally gave in and made out with him," said the fellow reveler. (Source)
This is why I'm glad I'm not famous. Imagine waking up in the morning and reading that you made out with Kirsten Dunst the night before. There isn't a building high enough to leap off of to stop that pain. At least when I hook up with an ugly chick and take her back to my place, there's no witnesses. I mean besides the hidden camera in my clock radio.
Kirsten Dunst is toothy
Obviously a severe case of depression. Poor girl.
Looks like Kirsten Dunst is definitely lying about why she went to rehab earlier this year. On Tuesday Dunst told E!'s Mark Malkin that she went to Cirque Lodge facility to treat her depression. A source told Star magazine that Cirque Lodge would never admit someone solely for depression. Yesterday a spokesman for the facility confirmed that policy to Defamer.com:
"We address chemical dependency issues. We’re not at all a purely psychiatric facility like Bridges To Recovery, and each patient must undergo a detox for their chemical dependency, whether they’re coming off benzos, you know, cocktails in a pill, or harder substances. We do treat underlying issues, but if someone is suffering solely from chronic depression, we’re not the place to go." (Source)
So why is she lying? It's simple really: ugly people lie. And they steal, too. It's a survival mechanism. Pretty people like me use charm and wit. Ugly people lie and steal. I've learned not trust chicks unless they're at least a nine. I trusted an eight one time and she stole my wallet.
[WENN]
