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I don't have much to say about Kimberly Stewart except that it probably sucks to be known as "the dumber version of Paris Hilton."

At least she remembered to wear clothes this time.

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We already knew that Kimberly Stewart hates shoes. She's taken her disdain for basic attire a step further and is no longer wearing pants. It's only a matter of time before the Pocahontas-style vest goes, too. When did strip poker turn into a month long affair and where do I sign up?

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I could make a hilarious banana peel joke right here but I think I'll refrain from the obvious. In Kimberly's defense, lots of people walk around Hollywood without shoes. They're called orphans. Let's just hope that Kimberly has not received her tetanus shot so I'll be able to bring you a cool "Kimberly Stewart Treated for Lockjaw after Stepping on Rusty Nail" photo spread tomorrow.

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