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Kim Porter, the girlfriend of rap mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs, gave birth to twin girls Thursday morning. I'd tell you how much they weighed, but really, who cares (fine, 5 lbs and 5 lbs 4 oz). Diddy was in Toronto, Canada filming the movie adaptation of the play Raisin in the Sun when he received news that Porter was into labor. Production was immediately halted and Diddy raced to New York. According to Diddy's publicist:

"Diddy received an early Christmas gift! It gives us great joy to announce the arrival of Diddy's twin girls. The beautiful, healthy baby girls were born this morning with Diddy by mother, Kim Porter's side. Diddy had a plane on standby in Toronto where he is filming 'Raisin in the Sun' and made it just in the nick of time for the delivery. Both Kim and the girls are doing great."The couple, who originally dated in the mid-1990s before reuniting again in 2003, also have 10-year-old son, Christian, together. Porter is also mom to son Quincy, from her relationship with singer AL B, while Combs has a 13-year-old son Justin, whose mother is his ex, stylist Misa Hylton-Brim.

When did Diddy hook up with gave birth to twin girls Thursday morning. I'd tell you how much they weighed, but really, who cares (fine, 5 lbs and 5 lbs 4 oz). Diddy was in Toronto, Canada filming the movie adaptation of the play Raisin in the Sun when he received news that Porter was into labor. Production was immediately halted and Diddy raced to New York. According to Diddy's publicist:

"Diddy received an early Christmas gift! It gives us great joy to announce the arrival of Diddy's twin girls. The beautiful, healthy baby girls were born this morning with Diddy by mother, Kim Porter's side. Diddy had a plane on standby in Toronto where he is filming 'Raisin in the Sun' and made it just in the nick of time for the delivery. Both Kim and the girls are doing great."The couple, who originally dated in the mid-1990s before reuniting again in 2003, also have 10-year-old son, Christian, together. Porter is also mom to son Quincy, from her relationship with singer AL B, while Combs has a 13-year-old son Justin, whose mother is his ex, stylist Misa Hylton-Brim.

When did Diddy hook up with that bitch from the first season of The Apprentice? Yikes. The article describes Porter as a "former model." Hand model maybe. But even that's a stretch. Once again, CONGRATULATIONS DIDDY!

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Not sure why this is news but I'll go ahead and run with it anyways: P. Diddy bought a massive teddy bear for his soon-to-be-born twins:

P. Diddy and Kim Porter — who are expecting twins in December — recently ordered a teddy bear from posh kiddie store PetitTresor.com. Not just any teddy bear, though, a life-sized, eight-foot-tall one. The couple isn't revealing the gender of their forthcoming babies, so the Scoop asked if the ribbon tied around the toy animal was ordered in blue or pink. "Neither," says the source. "Gold. Bling!"

Call me crazy but an eight-foot-tall teddy bear will probably scare the shit out of a couple of toddlers. Puff might want to keep his little Diddys away from Teddy Grahams and The Animal Planet for about the next twenty years. He might as well have cut to the chase and bought his kids the DVD box set of The Best of America's Most Wanted 7: Baby Rapists and Child Molesters.

Can you imagine stumbling home from a bar and seeing an eight-foot-tall teddy bear lurking in the corner of your bedroom? I'd wouldn't know whether to scream bloody murder or make a drunken pass at it (my standards go WAY down when I get some liquor in me).

[WENN]