Insiders estimate Kim, who is 200 pounds and growing, could earn a whopping $16 million from baby product endorsements, a birth special for the E! network and even a post-birth weight-loss deal for a big-name diet company.I guess Kris Kardashian is one of those people who can't read the writing on the wall because the end is near for Team KKK, and especially big Kim. Remember way back in the day when Kim Kardashian was only Paris Hilton's hairy friend? In those days, she was a silly girl who said dumb things and loved being videotaped in the prone position. Today, we see her as the hardcore, money-grubbing face of E! who'll do absolutely anything (typically, I'd put examples here but the bandwidth required doesn't exist yet) for the sake of publicity. Is that what Fortune 500 companies want for a product endorser? Doubtful. If I was in charge of the advertising budget at Gerber Foods, I'd sooner use Casey Anthony for 30 second spots than Kim Kardashian. At least Casey had the good sense to not balloon to 200 lbs in public. ew.
"Momager Kris has to be licking her chops thinking of the money she could potentially bring in by exploiting a Kim K baby, as well as a TV special and a post-birth weight-loss deal with a diet company like Jenny Craig," a source says.
Industry observers are speculating that the blossoming reality star, who's due in July with her child with Kanye West, was making a play for a megabucks deal with a weight-loss program to help her lose the baby weight, following in the footsteps of Weight Watchers' currently pregnant spokeswoman, Jessica Simpson. Kim has drawn ridicule for strutting around in tight-fitting couture maternity wear, including sky-high heels, snug dresses and A-line skirts.Well, I'll go ahead and throw my two cents in and say that there's no need for speculation -- Kim Kardashian is definitely eyeballing a Jessica Simpson-esque Weight Watchers payday the way she stares hungrily at a trough of chicken and waffles. Now, here's where it gets despicable, even for fatso: Kim is probably angling for a two-for-one deal by fattening up that thing growing inside of her. Weight Watcher for newborns, anyone? Hey, this is a Kardashian we're chatting about so damn the juvenile diabetes, there's beautiful money to be made.
It all furthers buzz that Kim is publicly piling on the pounds to nail a weight-loss contract where she'd lose the fat later for a large payday. But a source close to Kardashian insisted, "There is no weight-loss deal on the table," adding that Kim "loves her outfits. They are stylish and cute."
"I think tanning has really been a way of life for all of us, living in California," Kim said. "Especially, more recently, the need for sunless tan. When I travel, the one thing that makes me feel alive whether or not I have makeup on is a tan, especially in my face. When you travel, you can't just go lay out. I do like regular tanning because I have psoriasis, and the tanning beds are particularly good for that. Every time I put sunless tan before, it wouldn't be even -- so we wanted a system that was really easy but yet is a full system."You know what? I'm all in on this one. I've seen the Kardashians without makeup, so I can tell you in all honesty that these animals know all about blotchy, uneven skin. They need all the help they can get. Another thing the Kardashians know all about is the proper fluid squirting dynamics so crucial to a quality bottle of fake tan -- look for their new line to be dispensed from a giant black bottle that won't call you tomorrow.
"[We] came up with something that is still good for your skin and healthy for you; everything is paraben- and sulfate-free," Kourtney said. "We love beauty and fashion, but making sure we're taking care of our bodies is crucial to us."
"Kim started feeling ill on the plane from Paris, and called friends as soon as she landed," an insider said. "She was rushed to her doctor Tuesday night in tears. She thought she was having a miscarriage."Oh, spare me from these never-ending Kardashian-scripted "stories." Unless pile-driving food down one's neckhole is the latest fad workout, Kim has never worked out seven days a week in her life -- as her ginormous ass can attest to. No, Kim probably got nervous for the baby on the flight back from Paris because her inflight meal was the white truffle risotto, and as we all know, Kim is just not used to putting white things down her throat.
Luckily she and the baby were fine, and Kardashian was sent home at 12:30 a.m. after she was examined and given the all-clear. But doctors told her she's working and exercising too hard, and gave her a stern warning to rest.
"Kim's not respecting her pregnancy," says a source. "She's running around, working out seven days a week. She's working with two different trainers to control her weight, including Tracy Anderson and a pregnancy trainer. She's scared that her ass is as big as a couch and is going south. But she is having a very rough pregnancy, and doctors have ordered her to slow down."
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