Kim Kardashian


Kim Kardashian in body paint

Because tits = ratings, here's Kim Kardashian doing a body paint photoshoot from Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians. The photoshoot was allegedly for the relaunch of her website, but it also could have been because it was Tuesday. Or sunny outside. Or 2015. I think you get the point. Clothes to Kim Kardashian are like human rights to ISIS.

And this completes my weekly "compare Kim Kardashian to ISIS" post.

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Mojave Body Paint 1
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Kim Kardashian in Sao Paulo, Brazil (5/10)

It's [INSERT HOLIDAY HERE] so naturally Kim Kardashian instagrammed pictures of how fabulous her life is. For Mother's Day yesterday, Kanye West had "thousands" of roses delivered to her hotel room in Brazil and also surprised her at dinner:
So I get to a restaurant in Sao Paulo & my husband had a string quartet waiting playing Sam Smith!!!!! Every single waiter who brought food said "This is from Mr. West for the best mother in the world"! Seriously I have the best husband ever!!!!
Call me a stickler for the rules, but to be considered the best mother in the world, shouldn't you, oh I don't know, actually see your daughter on Mother's Day? But, hey, there's a buck to made in Brazil, so fuck family.

*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Absentee Mother 1
  • Kim Kardashian Absentee Mother 2
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Kim Kardashian nude in Selfish

Kim Kardashian's much-derided book of selfies Selfish was officially released Tuesday. Considering this is Kim Kardashian we're talking about, did you really think she wouldn't include a few nude ones? The sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. The tide goes in, and the tide goes out. Kim Kardashian will use her tits for self-promotional purposes. These are a few of life's certainties.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kim Kardashian nude selfies, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*11 Kim Kardashian selfies total in the gallery:

  • Kim K Nude Selfies 1
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  • Kim K Nude Selfies 3
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Kim Kardashian arriving at the Costes Hotel in Paris (4/14)

I don't get it. The AVN Awards aren't until next January.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: A trenchcoat over a slutty outfit is still a slutty outfit

*26 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Trench Coat 1
  • Kim Kardashian Trench Coat 2
  • Kim Kardashian Trench Coat 3
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Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian in Yerevan, Armenia (4/10)

Here's Kim and Khloe Kardashian paying their respects at the Armenian Genocide Museum in Yerevan on Friday. Kim was so touched by the memorial to the victims of the 1915 mass killing that she could barely muster up the strength to check her Instagram afterwards. Stay strong, Kim. America needs you!

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*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kardashians do Armenia 1
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  • Kardashians do Armenia 1
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  • Kardashians do Armenia 15

Kim Kardashian arriving at a studio in West Hollywood (3/16)

This is your monthly reminder that Kim Kardashian's ass is fake (seen above on Tuesday). Fake. Fake. Fake. Don't listen to her lies. The Moon landing and JWoww's tits are more real than that thing.

Without enhancement in 2008:

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*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Proof Kim Kardashian Fake Ass 1
  • Proof Kim Kardashian Fake Ass 2
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Kim Kardashian on her way to the Lanvin show in Paris (3/5)

Every time she steps out during Paris Fashion Week, it seems like Kim Kardashian is wearing less and less clothing. So I'm sure she can't be too surprised that no one wants to be seen with her. Like Katy Perry, who thinks she's a slut (I can read her mind):
"Katy Perry looked mortified when she ran into Kim at Givenchy and people wanted to take pictures of them together," our insider exclusively revealed. "Kim was in one of her boob exposing outfits and you could tell Katy wanted to get away. Katy has worn revealing outfits in the past but even she thinks that Kim is not dressing appropriately for Paris Fashion Week."

That's not all! Our source dished that Katy is not the only star who doesn't like her style. "She's not alone either, celebs like Salma Hayek, Kristen Stewart and others thought Kim looked totally out-of-place at the sophisticated shows." [Hollywood Life]
This is just ridiculous. Kim can wear whatever she wants to these fashion shows. Besides, what was she supposed to do with that 30% coupon she had to the Hustler Hollywood Store? Just throw it away?

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Trashy Fashion 1
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  • Kim Kardashian Trashy Fashion 1
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  • Kim Kardashian Trashy Fashion 10

Kim Kardashian on her way to the Balmain show in Paris (3/5)

Here's Kim Kardashian leaving her hotel in Paris earlier today, because somehow it's major news that she dyed her hair blonde. Personally I think she's trolling Paris Hilton. She already stole her career and now she's stealing her look. If Kim starts inserting foreign objects into herself, I wouldn't be surprised if Paris sued her.

*30 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Blonde Dye Job 1
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  • Kim Kardashian Blonde Dye Job 1
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Kim Kardashian out and about in Soho, New York (2/10)

Kim Kardashian doesn't just show her breasts and vagina in the new LOVE magazine -- there's also an interview. Which is great because now we know just how insanely delusional Kim has become. Regarding the fact that her infamous sex tape launched her career, she said:
"Maybe that's how some people heard about me but I didn't launch my career off of that. That was 12 years ago, no 13 years ago now, so I just try to move on and put it in the past because I think that everyone in life does things they're not proud of but you can't sit and dwell on them forever."
Pre-Sex Tape: Paris Hilton's friend with big tits
Post-Sex Tape: Kim Kardashian

Yup, math checks out. Kim definitely launched her career off the sex tape.

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Delusions 1
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Kim Kardashian in the Spring/Summer 2015 issue Love magazine

Note to Kim Kardashian: just because you have money doesn't mean this kind of shit is artistic. If it did, Paris Hilton would have her own exhibition at the Louvre by now. Once you profit from a DVD of a guy jacking off onto your back, nothing you do is artistic anymore. It's just slutty.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kim Kardashian nude LOVE pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Full Nudes 1
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  • Kim Kardashian Full Nudes 1
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