Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopping in Miami
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have allegedly taken up yoga to spice up their sex life. But don't get your hopes up because it may be a few months before the sex tape leaks. So be patient. A source told OK!
"Kim says if their bodies are more flexible, it will make their love life even better. She has convinced him that it's good for his state of mind and if he finds inner peace, he will be even more creative ... Kanye likes to see himself as spiritual and a great thinker, and suddenly he's getting all enthusiastic about Buddhism and finding his karma."
"Yada yada yada want to make their love life even better blah blah blah..."
Translation: "Kanye West ain't hung like Reggie Bush or Brandy's little brother..."
I'm loving this. It's clear to me that the porn star has issues with Kanye's lack of drilling power and/or stamina. A humiliating fact for Kanye the Great (self-appointed), because he had to know that, at the first sign of trouble, fatso would take her complaints to the media -- after all, she has the subtlety and grace of a starving hyena. I can't wait to see Kanye's reaction when a video of his shortcomings is "stolen" and sold to the Vivid guys. Hopefully Team KKK has the grace and dignity to at least wait until after the new year, when things get slow for me.*30 Kimye pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West heading to his concert at MSG in New York
To help the typhoon victims in the Phillippines, Kim Kardashian is raising money for charity by selling a bunch of her clothes and accessories on eBay. An amazing 10% of proceeds are being donated to the International Medical Corps (or to put it another way: Kim is keeping 90% of proceeds). Brilliant. Use a natural disaster and the guise of "charity" to inflate the bidding on the crap you're selling on eBay; donate a very small percentage to said charity. Holy shit. The Kardashians are playing on an entirely different level, and we are all just pawns in their game of wealth accumulation. Kim wrote on her blog
Hi guys, this is a very special auction because a portion of the proceeds of my eBay auction are going to International Medical Corps, which is a nonprofit organization that provides critical health services on remote islands where families are struggling to access medical care and basic resources like food, clean drinking water and vital medications. The proceeds will go directly to the communities they're serving in the Philippines and will help typhoon survivors get access to medical care and ultimately save lives. My prayers and thoughts are with those affected by the typhoon.
I don't know which is more shocking: Kim making a big deal out of donating a lousy 10% from her jizz rag sales to a great cause, or Kim publicly committing to donate anything to any cause. Look, guys, Kim K is a classless bore, just like her mother and the pack of wolves in her immediate circle. She's the phoniest, most self-serving attention whore ever to be born on this planet, and let me remind you that Madonna, Donald Trump, and Adolf Hitler were born on Earth, too (although in Hitler's case, he did win an election via landslide). The only thing that surprises me regarding this story is that the typhoon hit the Philippines back on the 8th, yet Kim waited an entire two weeks to try to make a few extra bucks on the backs of the dead and missing. That's a level of dignified restraint never seen before in the post sex tape Kardashian era. God bless you kind soul.*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in the music video for Bound2
THE WIND RECOGNIZES MY GREATNESS AND THUS PROPELS ME FORWARD WHEN I DRIVE AGAINST IT #yeezus #pornstarloveVia Reddit
Kanye West's new music video is fucking hilarious WANTED
: Actress for A-list rapper's new music video that you'd swear was a Coors Light commercial if you only watched the first 30 seconds. Must be willing to have sex with said rapper cowgirl style on his motorcycle as he rides through the desert southwest rapping about having sex with you. Video may possibly be an elaborate troll, but is sure to provide a career boost. Lack of shame PREFERRED. Prior sex tape experience a MUST. Inquire within.CHECK OUT THE UNCENSORED VIDEO FOR BOUND2 ON PAGE 2...*17 Kim Kanye music video pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian out and about in New York
Oh, did you hear the news? Kim Kardashian has breasts. She made sure everyone was well aware of that fact by wearing a mesh top last night in New York. The top is part of her just-launched clothing line for new moms called "Your Daughter Is Gonna Grow Up To Be A Stripper Anyway, So Fuck It."*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian leaving a meeting in L.A.
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but Kim Kardashian's ass appears to be growing another ass. Will this cause Kim to collapse within herself, or make her even stronger? Does the world contain enough attention to feed two Kim Kardashian asses? Stay tuned...*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
The Kardashians throw a yard sale in Woodland Hills
says this is the Kardashian family hosting a yard sale "in which all proceeds would be matched by the family and go to the charities Greater Los Angeles Fisher House Foundation and No Kid Hungry." Yeah, right. You know those panhandlers that ask you for spare change to buy food, but you really know they're gonna take your money and go buy meth with it? This is the higher class version of that. You just bought Kris Jenner a new fucking Bentley, suckers.*35 Kardashian yard sale pictures total in the gallery:
Kris Jenner out for lunch in Beverly Hills
Kris Jenner tells Joan Rivers on her new webseries In Bed With Joan
(*shudders*) that she cried herself to sleep when her daughter's sex tape
first came out:
"I cried myself to sleep...I don't think anything can prepare you for something like that when it comes to your daughter. I had to go into a room and cry for a couple days and say, 'okay, pull yourself to-fucking-gether because you have to be here for all these kids and your family, and you have to show them as an example how to get through this.'"
I don't doubt for a second that Kris Jenner was in tears when Kim's sex tape came out. I just think it's for a different reason than she's implying. "I can't help but think -- *sniff* -- that I should have negotiated a cut of the backend -- *wipes away tear* -- instead of just a lump sum payment up front. I have failed as an exploitative mother -- *sniff* -- and I can only hope to get better in the coming years."*15 Kris Jenner Beverly Hills pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian leaving her hotel in San Francisco
In case any of you were wondering, Kim Kardashian's vagina did not suffer any ill effects from childbirth. Well thank god for that. Finally, no more sleepless nights worrying about it. Via the Daily Mail
Just days after she gave birth to Kanye West's baby Kim Kardashian was already examining her vagina in the mirror..."When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before," she told her sister KhloÃ© on the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians - filmed just after she gave birth to baby 'North'.
"I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, 'I look so hot. I am back,' she raved, while making lewd gestures with both hands at the camera. "You called me a whale, Shamu, a cow..." she continued in her backlash to those who criticized her weight gain during pregnancy.
Jesus H. Christ, what a pig. So the porn star likes to squat over mirrors to look at her ATM machine for damages? Fatso's vaginal "situation" is biological, not physical. I'll go ahead and assume that Kim doesn't inspect her Waffle Taco when she has an outbreak. If anything, it's most of the NFL and anyone who's ever attended a Wu-Tang Clan concert who should be checking their bits and pieces for strange growths and flare ups -- it's just part of the package if you go swimming in Lake Kardashian. Oh, and for the record? I never called Kim Shamu, or cow, or anything else from the animal kingdom. I called her a blight on Western Culture, and a reason why Al Qaeda's gripe with America could stand a second look.*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Saturday, October 26 and Sunday, October 27
and Kim Kardashian
celebrating her 33rd birthday at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas (pics start here
out for a hike in Runyon Canyon in L.A. (pics start here
at the AIF Breakthrough Awards in L.A. (pics start here
leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here
shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here
leaving the Beverly Hills Hot Springs Spa (pics start here
shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here
leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here
at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here
Kat Von D
shopping for art supplies in L.A. (pics start here
on the set of How to Make Love Like an Englishman
in L.A. (pics start here
leaving The Gym on Nemo in West Hollywood (pics start here
*103 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: