Kim Kardashian


Paparazzi photos from Friday, August 29

Kim Kardashian arriving at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Francia Raisa leaving Bootsy Bellows nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Natalia Proza doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani heading to an accupuncture clinic in L.A. (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio heading to yoga class in Brentwood (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood (pics start here)

Jessica Chastain and her boyfriend Gian Luca Passi out and about in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend Hayden Christensen leaving a party in Ventura, CA (pics start here)

Lea Michele hiking at TreePeople Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sophia Bush out and about in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Bella Thorne out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Nick Cannon leaving his apartment in New York (pics start here)

*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Fat Bottom Girl 1
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Kim Kardashian at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum in L.A. (8/24)

On the bright side, at least Kim doesn't have to buy a new outfit when she attends the AVN Awards to accept her lifetime achievement trophy.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian VMA Titties 1
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A standard Kim Kardashian selfie

This is the dumbest fucking idea I've heard of in my life, but you just know Kim Kardashian is gonna make a shitload of money from this. Because life isn't fair. Jonah Hill is proof of that. From the L.A. Times:
Kim Kardashian, queen of all media, will publish (another) book. This one is the Kardashianest: titled "Selfish," it's a photo book of selfies. It will be published by Rizzoli. The book will be, the publisher writes, "The selfie photography of Kim Kardashian, featuring many never-before-seen personal images from one of the most recognizable and iconic celebrities in the world.

"Kim has become a true American icon ... Widely regarded as a trailblazer of the "selfie movement" -- a modern-day self-portrait of the digital age -- Kim has mastered the art of taking flattering and highly personal photos of oneself. For the first time in print, this book presents some of Kim's favorite selfies in one volume -- from her favorite throwback images to current ultra-sexy glam shots -- and provides readers with a behind-the-scenes look into this larger-than-life star."
Smell that? That earthy smell with a just a hint of lamb and hummus? That's Kim Kardashian taking a giant shit all over our culture. I'm starting to think these ISIS rebel lunatics sweeping across Iraq are onto something. Next stop, Calabasas.

*20 Kim Kardashian selfies total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Selfies Book 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York (8/11)

FYI Kim Kardashian: The NYPD totally wants to fuck you. You could probably blast your music way past midnight, and they wouldn't even care.

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian NYPD Stare 1
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Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton in Ibiza (8/2)

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are one again. The two partied with each other over the weekend in Ibiza -- a true meeting of the minds, if you will. Of course it was Paris who guided Kim during the infancy of her fame back in the day . . . and by "guided" I mean "she told her to fuck someone on film and then sell it." After running into Paris, Kim wrote:
Reminiscing about the 1st time we went to Ibiza in 2006! @parishilton it was so good to see you & catch up!! Loves it lol
Drones? Hello? We really didn't have one drone within 250 miles of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian sitting right next to each other? Thanks a lot, Obama! I flunked out of civics in high school, but even I know that would have guaranteed him a third term.

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Paris Reunion 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving a birthday party in Beverly Hills (7/26)

You probably already know this because you obviously watch the show -- obviously, but on Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Brody Jenner let it spill that Kim Kardashian once made out with her stepbrother Brandon. Enjoy that marriage, Kanye. Via the Daily Mail:
"I feel like Brody is crushing on Kim, look how red he is," teased family matriarch Kris Jenner while they were all riding on a boat. "I think you have had a crush since you were like seven-years-old."

Brody then revealed that his brother Brandon, who sat nearby with wife Leah Jenner, had actually kissed Kim when they were younger.

"That was him and Kim. They kissed back in the day," laughed Brody pointing at his embarrassed brother.

"You kissed Kim?" Kris asked in mock horror as the rest burst into laughter.

"It's on you now. And he knows it's true," laughed Brody as Brandon squirmed.
In Kim's defense, there was nothing sexual about making out with Brandon. She simply thought he swallowed a dollar bill and she was trying to get it back. "GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!"

*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Kissed Stepbrother 1
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Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 11

Kim Kardashian at the Valentino show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Tom Cruise leaving Little House restaurant in Mayfair, London (pics start here)

Bar Refaeli attending the Roshi Porkar show during Berlin Fashion Week in Germany (pics start here)

Courtney Love on the set of Sons of Anarchy in L.A. (pics start here)

Nina Dobrev at the Elie Saab show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Natalie Portman leaving her son's school in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Alba on her way to a meeting in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Melanie Griffith leaves Petrossian restaurant in West Hollywod (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan and a friend leaving Scott's restaurnat in Mayfair, London (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani leaving an acupuncture clinic in L.A. (pics start here)

Shia LaBeouf out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Valentino Cleavage 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York (6/25)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ran up a $20k bill at Castle Oliver in Ireland on their honeymoon, and then skipped out on the bill. Hah! Fuck those family run businesses! Fags! From Radar:
According to a source, they packed up after dinner complaining the castle was "too big" and that cellphone reception was dismal, checking in to the Ballyfin House in Co Laois instead.

But according to hotel insiders, the hotel had already ordered countless items to satisfy their over-the-top demands, and when Kimye reversed the deposit on their American Express card, the hotel staff were left on the hook for thousands!

Now, "everyone involved in making their honeymoon perfect at Castle Oliver has been completely burned," said the source. "We're not just talking about the hotel, but providers from all around the local area who gave their services and time in good faith that Kim and Kanye would pay them. But they won't get their money back."
I know everyone likes to poke fun at Kim Kardashian, but in all honestly, she's a truly horrible person. There's a catch to everything; a selfish motive to every action she takes. It must be a terrible way to live your life. Even Kim Jong-Un occasionally visits a children's hospital without tipping off the press beforehand. And sure, those children are in that hospital because he buys missiles instead of medicine, but still, you get the point: Kim Kardashian is worse than a North Korean dictator.

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Honeymoon Scam 1
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A dream third wedding for Kim

Kris Jenner is "seething" that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian didn't cash in on their wedding pictures, and instead released them to the internet. The New York Post says they turned down international offers of $11 million for the pics. International? Hell, I'm assuming. From the paper:
Kardashian klan mastermind Jenner, however, "very much wanted to sell the pictures," a source says, pointing out that Jenner gets commission on her kids' business interests. The source told Page Six, "Kris was none too happy."

But West had other ideas. "Kanye is taking a page from [Jay-Z and Beyonce], who own their photos," a source said.

Another source close to Kim insisted that Jenner had nothing to do with her decision to turn down money for the wedding photos. "These are Kim's wedding pictures," the insider said. "Kim and Kanye were getting offers for money, and they decided with their teams not to take any."
I like how the Post says that Kanye "and Kim" decided not to sell the pics. Make no mistake, this was 100% Kanye's decision. Kim won't turn down a nickel she finds on the sidewalk. Getting her to give up $11 million for doing literally no work whatsoever is like getting Jonah Hill to give up donut cheeseburgers. You can try, but you're gonna lose an arm.

*11 Kanye Kim pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kanye Kim Wedding Picture Sale 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York (6/17)

Still pretty early in the morning so I wanted to get the daily "Kim Kardashian is showing her tits" post out of the way before we move on to some other stuff. That's her in New York yesterday. Tough luck she only packed one see-through shirt and she finds herself in a city with no clothing stores. Or is that just a rumor I heard?

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian See Through Fashion 1
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