Kim Kardashian's Halloween costume Sweet Jesus, I knew Kim wouldn't disappoint. I've been looking for
pics of her costume all damn day and she finally posted them to
her blog a little while ago. So obviously Kim is "Princess Jizzmen" from the porn version of Disney's
Aladdin,
Analaddin.
Coincidentally, every dude Kim came within 40 feet of on Saturday was
wearing a very similar costume to each other: "[Insert Name of Costume]
with a raging, almost violent erection."
The Kardashian sisters at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood in January, and GNC in Beverly Hills two weeks ago Anyone thinking about purchasing GNC's new QuickTrim based on the endorsement of Kim and Khloe Kardashian, keep in mind they'll pretty much do anything for money, endorse milkshakes, endorse weight loss products, eat weird things,
anything. One time Khloe won a bet by eating 50 hardboiled eggs in an hour. Oh no wait, that was Paul Newman in
Cool Hand Luke.
There was no bet when Khloe ate them.
Kim Kardashian Halloween Costume Kim Kardashian at the Kardashian Family home in Calabasas (10/30)
Kim Kardashian shopping at Burberry in Beverly Hills (10/23)
+
Marisa Miller and her $3 million boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Irina Sheik shooting some new Victoria's Secret stuff. Hot! [
The Superficial]
+ Chris Brown is pathetic [
Wonderwall]
+
Amanda Heard looking ridiculously hot in FHM [Drunken Stepfather]
+ AnnaLynne McCord's sister looks like a dude [
IDLYITW]
+ Paula Abdul's cleavage is almost as bad as Tori Spelling's [
OK! Magazine]
+ Here come the slutty Halloween costumes! [
College Humor]
+ Olivia Wilde sideboob [
Popoholic]
+ Mel B goes Triple XXX [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Andre Agassi admits that he used to do meth [
Dlisted]
+ Tan lines are fun [
Double Viking]
+ The Lingerie Football League is a very good thing [
Busted Coverage]
+ Kiwi teacher in hot water over naked pics [
Attuworld]
Kim Kardashian at the Miami Dolphins vs New Orleans Saints game at Land Shark Stadium in Miami (10/25)
The next time the Dolphins have a "Registered Sex Offender Day" at one of their games, can someone please tell me? The first 10,000 registered sex offenders got a free Dolphins' polo shirt! I can't believe I fucking missed it. I'm so angry right now.
NOTE: Is this Kim's nipple? (
pic here)
Kim Kardashian at the Hollywood Style Awards in L.A. (10/11)
Kim Kardashian is making roughly $25k/hour tonight at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas . . .
without medical benefits or a 401(k). Ha, joke's on you bitch! From the
New York Post:
Kim Kardashian will get $50,000 for celebrating her birthday in Vegas. The curvy beauty, who turns 29 on Wednesday, is getting the dough for just a few hours of partying at Tao next Friday. Also there will be sisters Kourtney and Khloe and their partners. But Kim's boyfriend, Reggie Bush, will miss the bash because of the New Orleans Saints' game against the Giants Sunday. A source said, "Kim is worth the huge fee because she's so hot. The pictures of her party will go everywhere."
Clearly Kim's publicist was the source for that quote. "TAO wanted to give Kim an extra $200,000 just because she's so awesome and cool and beautiful and perfect, but Kim felt the money would benefit a local soup kitchen much more than her. Kim's not into money and material items, she's into making other people's lives better. She's so beautiful and selfless. And beautiful."
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush at The Cheesecake Factory in Brentwood (10/10)
+
Penelope Cruz has nice cleavage [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More sexy pictures of January Jones [
Holy Taco]
+ Megan Fox is Armani's newest underwear model [
Just Jared]
+ Pam Anderson has a 9-year-old servant [
IDLYITW]
+ Sneaky hot Leighton Meester has thoughts [
PopEater]
+ Ashley Greene looks great in underwear [
Popoholic]
+ Nicole Scherzinger needs to wear this dress more [
moejackson]
+ Who is supplying Lindsay with drugs? [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Burger King mocks Jessica Simpson's weight [
Cele|bitchy]
LIST OF THE DAY:
Top 50 Big Boobed Celebs (
NSFW)
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian bikini pics! Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (Dec. 2006)
Kim Kardashian at a gas station in Calabasas (10/10)
+ Aubrey O'Day looks like an oompa loompa [
moejackson]
+ Coco and the fine art of Twittering (
NSFW) [
The Superficial]
+ Avril Lavigne was a freaking dork in high school [
College Humor]
+
Pam Anderson panty flash [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Fergie talks meth [
PopEater]
+ The Hoff punched a doctor [
IDLYITW]
+ Shakira looking smoking hot in
i-D magazine [
Popoholic]
+ Scarlett Johansson sings on
The Ellen Show, fails [
Just Jared]
+
Holly Madison dressed up as a beer wench [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Emmy Rossum explains why she's banging Adam Duritz [
The Blemish]
+ Hottest picture ever of Hugh Jackman [
Dlisted]
+ Awww, Roman Polanski is depressed [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Megan Fox can't quit that dick [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Beauty and the Beast. Guess which one is Madonna? [
CityRag]
Kim Kardashian is all wet The big news of the day seems to be Kim Kardashian's appearance in
FHM South Africa. A little off topic, but do you think Kim knows anything at all about South Africa? She probably thinks "apartheid" is the latest scent from Calvin Klein. If you asked her to find the country on a map, she'd look at you confused and say, "What's a map?"
