Kim Kardashian


Kim Kardashian arriving at a studio in West Hollywood (3/16)

This is your monthly reminder that Kim Kardashian's ass is fake (seen above on Tuesday). Fake. Fake. Fake. Don't listen to her lies. The Moon landing and JWoww's tits are more real than that thing.

Without enhancement in 2008:

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*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Proof Kim Kardashian Fake Ass 1
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Kim Kardashian on her way to the Lanvin show in Paris (3/5)

Every time she steps out during Paris Fashion Week, it seems like Kim Kardashian is wearing less and less clothing. So I'm sure she can't be too surprised that no one wants to be seen with her. Like Katy Perry, who thinks she's a slut (I can read her mind):
"Katy Perry looked mortified when she ran into Kim at Givenchy and people wanted to take pictures of them together," our insider exclusively revealed. "Kim was in one of her boob exposing outfits and you could tell Katy wanted to get away. Katy has worn revealing outfits in the past but even she thinks that Kim is not dressing appropriately for Paris Fashion Week."

That's not all! Our source dished that Katy is not the only star who doesn't like her style. "She's not alone either, celebs like Salma Hayek, Kristen Stewart and others thought Kim looked totally out-of-place at the sophisticated shows." [Hollywood Life]
This is just ridiculous. Kim can wear whatever she wants to these fashion shows. Besides, what was she supposed to do with that 30% coupon she had to the Hustler Hollywood Store? Just throw it away?

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Trashy Fashion 1
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Kim Kardashian on her way to the Balmain show in Paris (3/5)

Here's Kim Kardashian leaving her hotel in Paris earlier today, because somehow it's major news that she dyed her hair blonde. Personally I think she's trolling Paris Hilton. She already stole her career and now she's stealing her look. If Kim starts inserting foreign objects into herself, I wouldn't be surprised if Paris sued her.

*30 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Blonde Dye Job 1
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Kim Kardashian out and about in Soho, New York (2/10)

Kim Kardashian doesn't just show her breasts and vagina in the new LOVE magazine -- there's also an interview. Which is great because now we know just how insanely delusional Kim has become. Regarding the fact that her infamous sex tape launched her career, she said:
"Maybe that's how some people heard about me but I didn't launch my career off of that. That was 12 years ago, no 13 years ago now, so I just try to move on and put it in the past because I think that everyone in life does things they're not proud of but you can't sit and dwell on them forever."
Pre-Sex Tape: Paris Hilton's friend with big tits
Post-Sex Tape: Kim Kardashian

Yup, math checks out. Kim definitely launched her career off the sex tape.

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Delusions 1
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Kim Kardashian in the Spring/Summer 2015 issue Love magazine

Note to Kim Kardashian: just because you have money doesn't mean this kind of shit is artistic. If it did, Paris Hilton would have her own exhibition at the Louvre by now. Once you profit from a DVD of a guy jacking off onto your back, nothing you do is artistic anymore. It's just slutty.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kim Kardashian nude LOVE pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Full Nudes 1
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Kim Kardashian. Ass. Again

Here's Kim Kardashian showing her ass yet again, this time in the upcoming Spring/Summer issue of LOVE magazine. According to Yahoo, the issue will feature 30 pages of a naked Kim "in bleached eyebrows and clothes custom made by Miucca Prada." Not featured: any discernible talent whatsoever. Seriously, what exactly can Kim do? Certainly not sing, act, or dance. If we put her on Star Search back in 1995, would she just try to suck off the judges?

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kim Kardashian LOVE pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*2 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Love Mag Ass 1
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Kanye West, President Obama, and Kim Kardashian

Maybe because people weren't talking about her and her T-Mobile Super Bowl commercial enough (I will never give you my business now, T-Mobile), Kim Kardashian tweeted a picture taken last year of Kanye West and herself with President Obama. And of course the president wrote them a personalized note. Kim meeting the president is actually a pretty historical event. It marks the first time a porn star has been in the Oval Office since the Clinton administration.


Kim Kardashian's new book Selfish

It was announced last year that Kim Kardashian was releasing a book of her selfies, and yesterday she revealed the cover image, above. Wow, I'm shocked,  I tell you, shocked. I really thought she was gonna go the pantsuit route. Maybe a nice sapphire brooch. Some pearl earrings. Didn't see this coming at all.

BONUS: Also in the gallery, Kim modeling Kanye West's new "furkini." He took a regular bikini. And then added fur to it. Dude is a fucking visionary.

*5 Kim K pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Selfies Cover 1
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It's Kim Kardashian ass

Here's Kim Kardashian's ass in the January issue of ELLE UK. Remember when ELLE was a respectable magazine and you actually had to have talent to appear in it? But then dinosaurs attacked and killed the editor. It was that long ago.

*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Booty Magazine 1
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Hot tongue action!

The biggest winner in the Kim Kardashian nude photoshoot that went viral last week wasn't Kim herself or Paper magazine -- it was Ray-J. The hoopla boosted sales of Kim and Ray J's sex tape Kim K Superstar, and he pocketed an extra $50k. Living the American dream right there. From TMZ:
Ray has been getting around $90K every 3 months, so this is a real ass-tronomical increase. Steve Hirsch, president of Vivid Entertainment, tells TMZ, the most recent spike makes "Kim K Superstar" the biggest selling celebrity sex tape of all time. Until last week, the title holders were Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.
You gotta hand it to Ray J. One sex tape, and now he's getting huge checks for the rest of his life. He's set. He basically fucked the big-tittied version of Publisher's Clearing House.

*5 Ray J pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ray J Sex Tape Profits 1
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