Kim Kardashian doing a photoshoot in Miami (4/15)
INF says that's Kim Kardashian "channeling Audrey Hepburn with clip on bangs and the iconic all black ensemble" in a photoshoot in Miami earlier this week. Oh, yes, of course! Kim is the perfect modern day Audrey Hepburn. Oh, I'm sorry -- did Audrey Hepburn launch her career by sucking someone's cock on film? I must have missed when she did that.
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The Kardashian Kids clothing collection
The Kardashian Kids clothing collection officially launches in Babies 'R' Us stores nationwide this week. Designed for girls ages 0-24 months, the collection is perfect for those parents wanting to introduce their newborns to the exciting world of looking like you fuck on the first date. What parent could pass that up? I almost want to have kids now.
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Rob Kardashian is still fat
Cookies. Brownies. Pizza. Hot dogs. Ice cream. All reasons why a fat, depressed Rob Kardashian is skipping his sister Kim's wedding to Kanye West this summer in Paris. Paris? Doesn't Rob know they have delicious creme brulee there? A source tells Radar:
"Rob is upset about his changing shape and truly feels like the black sheep of the family."Meh. I wouldn't worry so much if I was Rob. This will be a Team KKK wedding, so obviously he won't be the only fat fuck in attendance -- although he'll probably have the biggest set of tits. Rob probably won't get as much as a mention on any website since he's so completely irrelevant in the world that he'll take the name "Jenner" soon. Now, if tubby really wants to hijack this event, then he'll have to hit the family below the belt and make sure that his "plus one" is a dignified Caucasian woman with an ounce of talent who never had O.J. Simpson inside of her . . . yeah, that'll throw them for a loop.
The family insider added that even though the 26-year-old is "very close" to father-of-one West, "he has no desire to go to France" for what is destined to be an over-the-top wedding.
"Of course, that could change. Kim is his sister. He loves her. But he knows this will be all about Kim and as usual, Rob feels he would be like the third wheel," revealed one Kardashian spy. "The reality of their situation is that Kim and Rob haven't been that close in years.
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Kim Kardashian out and about in Hollywood (3/3)
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently in the middle of hammering out their prenup before they get married this summer. Kanye didn't even want one because he's a fucking lunatic, but the two are close to finalizing a deal that will most certainly see Kim file for divorce in exactly 10 years. A source told Radar:
"The entire process for the prenup for Kim and Kanye has been extremely easy, and relatively drama free. Kanye didn't even think the couple needed a prenup, and was ready to give Kim carte blanche to all of his financial assets. Yes, he loves Kim that much. There is a huge difference from Kim's prenup with Kris Humphries... the preparation of their agreement went on for several months. It was long and tedious."$2,739.72/day for 10 years for not dumping Kanye. And I thought I was pussy-whipped because I bought my fiancee flowers the other day. Kanye totally has me beat.
Among the prenup details, for every year Kim is married to Kanye, she will get $1 million, capped at $10 million, the title of their Bel Air mansion will be in Kim's name, even though Kanye is footing a majority of the bill, and the sex tape star will keep all jewelry and gifts given to her by Kanye.
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Kim Kardashian at the Bongo launch in 2008
For Kim Kardashian being so outraged at the claims that she has butt implants ("I'm seeing all these nonsense tabloids claiming I have butt implants-injections. Get a life!"), her butt sure does look normal size back in 2008 before she was really famous. And here's her naturally flat ass back in 2003 from the porno she shot with Ray-J:
Gosh, I don't know what to believe: my own eyes, or Kim's retarded twitter rants? I'm so torn.
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The Kardashians are going out Heaven's Gate style
Kris Jenner says when the Kardashians finally retire as a reality family, they're going out all at once . . . with E! filing bankruptcy shortly after. Kris said:
"We made a deal with one another when we shot the first episode that if someone is not having a good time we'll have to stop, and no one has ever said they're not having a good time I think we're having the time of our lives."So the only thing keeping Team KKK on TV is whether or not the sows are happily producing cultural poison? Well, since being off TV is like death to these people, I believe a Heaven's Gate-style exit suits them perfectly. Hopefully Kanye will be a full member by the time the UFO flies by so he can join in on the tequila and cyanide shots . . . who are we kidding? -- this family isn't going anywhere. After all, it was Kris who promised her money makers that she'd quit as soon as they weren't having fun, and we've all heard how much she honors promises made to her family . . . specifically husbands.
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Paparazzi photos from Friday, January 24
Kim Kardashian leaving Bulthaup in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Zahia Dehar at the Sidaction Gala Dinner at Pavillon d'Armenonville in Paris (pics start here)
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Britney Spears leaving Gregory's boutique in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Vanessa Hudgens arriving at NBC Studios in New York (pics start here)
Mila Kunis leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Zooey Deschanel filming New Girl at Santa Monica Beach (pics start here)
Audrina Patridge signing autographs at The Washington Auto Show at the DC Convention Center (pics start here)
Olivia Wilde leaving a pilates class in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Ireland Baldwin leaving Sprinkles Cupcakes in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Minnie Driver leaving Kitson in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Channing Tatum out and about in New York (pics start here)
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Kim Kardashian leaving her hotel in Paris (1/21)
Kim Kardashian is currently in Paris for Fashion Week, and I know this may shock and surprise you, but she's flashing her tits all over the place like a tarted up hussy. I know, right? I thought she would seduce the French, not with her tits, but with her intellect. "My favorite color is . . . red."
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