Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush outside a hotel in Ojai, CA (6/1)
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Bar Refaeli looking sexy in GQ [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Natalie Imbruglia Bikini Pictures are Wow! [Egotastic!]
+ Kristin Cavallari is making $63k per episode of
The Hills [
Just Jared]
+ Katie Holmes upskirt pic [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Megan Fox spurns the casting couch [
The Blemish]
+ Embarassing celebrity red carpet moments [
Holy Taco]
+ Paula Abdul done with
American Idol [
A Socialite's Life]
+ 50 strangely sexy mannequins [
Attuworld]
+ Kendra Wilkinson working the pole in her house [
F-Listed]
+ Lindsay Lohan may never be sober [
Cele|bitchy]
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush arriving to the Lakers vs. Nuggets game at the Staples Center (5/27)
Star magazine reported yesterday that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush got engaged. Nope. Just a misunderstanding. Kim wrote on
her blog:
I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidently referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha. She said she gets so many wedding requests she thought we were actually engaged. The rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true! I don't know where all this comes from!!
Nine.
Nine exclamation points. And only eight sentences. Don't think for a second that famous people aren't complete morons. I feel like I'm meth or something reading that statement. I need a fucking Xanax.
Kim Kardashian out and about in Beverly Hills (5/14)
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Nice Pussycat Dolls rack [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Emma Watson's Bra Plays Peek-a-Boo [Egotastic!]
+ Miss California's mom is gay? [
Just Jared]
+ Victoria Silvstedt is see-through (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt has a regrettable tat [
Bastardly]
+ It's Eliza Dushku's booty! [
Popoholic]
+ Talk about a director going the extra mile . . . [
Lossip]
+ Drew Barrymore just got laid [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Once a cheater, always a cheater [
Cele|bitchy]
Kim Kardashian leaving Sur restaurant in West Hollywood (5/9)
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Got booty? Minka Kelly does. [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Hayden Panettiere ruins a see-through moment [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Eminem wants to pee on Mariah Carey [
The Superficial]
+ What celebrity has the best bikini ass pic? [
Bastardly]
+
Megan Fox is Bisexual. Yeah. [Egotastic!]
+ Hayden Panettiere squeezes her midget ass into tight jeans [
Popoholic]
+ Kim Kardashian wants plastic surgery [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Boobies! (
NSFW) [
College Humor]
+ John & Kate are probably breaking up [
Dlisted]
+ I would so bang this chick [
Lossip]
+ That
Twilight douche had a birthday [
Yeeeah!]
+ Classic Tyra Banks see through pics [
CityRag]
+ Marilyn Manson is keeping creepy alive [
popbytes]
+ Harrison Ford confirms engagement to Calista Flockhart [
Gabby Babble]
Kim Kardashian at Kitson boutique in L.A. (5/9)
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Minka Kelly. In Spandex. [Hollywood Tuna]
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Halle Berry. In a tube top. [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Paris Hilton has an ass. Who knew? [
The Superficial]
+
Carrie Prejean "Topless" Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ It's Britney Spears' tampon! [
College Humor]
+ Jessica Biel got back [
Popoholic]
+ I would bang the bejeesus out of both of these chicks [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Jenna Elfman used to be sexy [
Holy Taco]
+ Chad Michael Murray fired from
One Tree Hill [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Kanye West is a little angry with Twitter [
Dlisted]
+ Whores. What else are we gonna call them? [
Double Viking]
+ Lynhthy Nguyen is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Cassie Keller is America's hottest 18-year-old college student [
Busted Coverage]
+ Sexy Swede Elin Lanto [
Attuworld]
Kim Kardashian's ass looks bigger Is it just me or does Kim Kardashian's ass look even bigger? That's Kim at Pepsi's "Throwback Launch Party" last night. My god. How is that even possible? I fear we may never know. I think just to be safe, Kim needs to be put down so we can preserve her ass in formaldehyde for future scientific study. Two of those tranquilizer darts normally used on elephants should do the trick. We'll shoot her from a helicopter -- African game warden style -- so she doesn't suspect anything. Who's with me?
Kim Kardashian at JFK Airport in New York (4/21)
Kim Kardashian has officially weighed in on the Miss California gay marriage controversy (Google it if you haven't heard about it). God,
finally. I've literally been on the edge of my seat the past few days wondering how Kim felt about this. She told
People:
"I don't agree with her narrow mindedness and neither do a lot of people. I'm not so narrow-minded so I definitely think a lot broader. Everyone has the right to be happy and be treated equally and I think not allowing gay marriage just kind of puts us back."
"I'm not so narrow-minded" says the girl with the best-selling sex tape who Ray-J allegedly peed on. Yeah, no shit. Thanks for clearing that up Kim.
Kim Kardashian leaving a nail salon in L.A. (2/18)
I think I owe Kim Kardashian a huge apology. Yesterday
I had the nerve to question Kim's claims that she was a size 2. Well I was wrong. According to
OK!, she's definitely a size 2:
Despite what you might have read in a recent tabloid, Kim, 28, is anything but plus-sized. In fact, she's a rather petite dress size 2 to 4, and a 26 or 27 in jeans, her rep confirms to OK!.
Wow do I have egg on my face or what? A huge thanks to Kim Kardashian's rep -- who represents Kim Kardashian -- for clearing up the confusion about her client Kim Kardashian's dress size.
Kim Kardashian at La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (2/9)
On
her blog today, Kim Kardashian fired back at
Us Weekly for a recent snippet in the magazine that implied she wears clothes from Forever 21's new plus size line. And by "fired back" I mean "lied and claimed she's a size 2":
I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.
I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a "fuller-figured woman" of extra large proportions is a little offensive.
For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.
Size 2 my ass. The only way Kim Kardashian is a size 2 is if this is 1990 and she just turned 10. It would have been more believable if she had claimed that she could fly.
Kim Kardashian is a dumbass
While on vacation in Mexico yesterday, Kim Kardashian fell asleep in the sun. And that happened. She wrote on
her blog:
I am so sunburned and need help! I'm in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I'm going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?
Kim has to "hide from cameras for days"? I guess that means Reggie Bush isn't getting laid for a while. *
rimshot*
