Kim Kardashian


Kanye West and Kim Kardashian out for lunch at Nobu in Malibu (7/11)

This'll never happen, but apparently Kanye West is trying to rally his famous Hidden Hills' neighbors together and establish a no fly zone over their neighborhood. Good luck with that. The only way Kanye is getting a no fly zone over his house is if he gets elected President. Aw crap, I shouldn't put any ideas into his head. From In Touch:
"Kanye has turned up on the doorsteps of Drake, LeAnn Rimes and David Boreanaz, asking for support," an insider exclusively tells In Touch Weekly. "Everyone thinks it's a great plan, so he's getting a petition ready. He's determined to make this happen."

"Kanye is all about protecting North and Kim," the insider explains.
Oh yeah, Kanye wants a no fly zone to "protect North and Kim." He wants to protect himself. You know how much it hurts when a plane flies into your head?

*10 Kanye West pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kanye No Fly Zone 1
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in L.A. (8/6)

I never thought I would say this in a million years, but I'm voting for Donald Trump.

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Kim Kardashian leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (6/27)

Here's a pregnant Kim Kardashian proudly showing off her nipples in London on Saturday. Cool. Now instead of thinking Americans are loud and obnoxious, foreigners think we're all whores. Thanks, Kim!

*34 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Black Dress Nipples 1
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Reasons why the Glastonbury Music Festival in England is better than the Coachella Music Festival in the U.S.:

  • During Kanye West's performance at Coachella this year, not one person flew a flag of Kim Kardashian sucking Ray-J's dick. Not one. Your move, 2016 crowd at Coachella
*2 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kanye West Glastonbury Flag 1
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Kim Kardashian at Disneyland in Anaheim (7/15)

Flynet says that's Kim Kardashian celebrating her daughter North's 2nd birthday at Disneyland on Monday . . . *sigh* . . . I miss the old Disneyland of the '50s. The one where hippies with long hair and chicks who'd filmed themselves sucking Ray J's penis weren't allowed into the park. Somewhere Walt Disney is spinning in his cryogenic chamber.

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kardashians Disneyland 1
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Can someone explain to me again how exactly Kim Kardashian managed to appear on the cover of Vogue?


Kim Kardashian leaving Anastasia Salon in Beverly Hills (6/12)

14 days. It took 14 days after her pregnancy news broke until Kim Kardashian wore something completely inappropriate for a pregnant woman. That was way longer than I thought. Is she maturing?

*35 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Pokies Preggers 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York (6/2)

Here's the newly-pregnant Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York, and, according to Flynet, "heading to Nashville to promote Hype Energy Drink." Oh yes, of course. What a natural partnership.

Hype Energy Drink: "For all Your First Trimester Miscarriage Needs"

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Energy Drink Promo 1
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Kim Kardashian in the June issue of Vogue Brazil

Ugh, here we go again. On last night's mid-season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian revealed she was pregnant with baby #2. Kanye West is believed to be the father, but we'll have to wait for official confirmation on that. *crosses fingers and hopes baby is born half-Mexican*

In all seriousness, congratulations to Kim, Kanye, and Kim's moms Kris and Bruce. Lucky little kid -- twice the grandmas means twice the presents!

*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Pregnant Again 1
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Kim Kardashian in body paint

Because tits = ratings, here's Kim Kardashian doing a body paint photoshoot from Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians. The photoshoot was allegedly for the relaunch of her website, but it also could have been because it was Tuesday. Or sunny outside. Or 2015. I think you get the point. Clothes to Kim Kardashian are like human rights to ISIS.

And this completes my weekly "compare Kim Kardashian to ISIS" post.

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Mojave Body Paint 1
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