Kim Kardashian's new book Selfish
It was announced last year that Kim Kardashian was releasing a book of her selfies, and yesterday she revealed the cover image, above. Wow, I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked. I really thought she was gonna go the pantsuit route. Maybe a nice sapphire brooch. Some pearl earrings. Didn't see this coming at all.
BONUS: Also in the gallery, Kim modeling Kanye West's new "furkini." He took a regular bikini. And then added fur to it. Dude is a fucking visionary.
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It's Kim Kardashian ass
Here's Kim Kardashian's ass in the January issue of ELLE UK. Remember when ELLE was a respectable magazine and you actually had to have talent to appear in it? But then dinosaurs attacked and killed the editor. It was that long ago.
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Hot tongue action!
The biggest winner in the Kim Kardashian nude photoshoot that went viral last week wasn't Kim herself or Paper magazine -- it was Ray-J. The hoopla boosted sales of Kim and Ray J's sex tape Kim K Superstar, and he pocketed an extra $50k. Living the American dream right there. From TMZ:
Ray has been getting around $90K every 3 months, so this is a real ass-tronomical increase. Steve Hirsch, president of Vivid Entertainment, tells TMZ, the most recent spike makes "Kim K Superstar" the biggest selling celebrity sex tape of all time. Until last week, the title holders were Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.You gotta hand it to Ray J. One sex tape, and now he's getting huge checks for the rest of his life. He's set. He basically fucked the big-tittied version of Publisher's Clearing House.
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, November 17
Kim Kardashian arriving at Icebergs restaurant at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)
DJ Brina Chantal doing a photoshoot at the beach in Malibu (pics start here)
Nikki Reed running errands in L.A. (pics start here)
Katy Perry performing her Prismatic tour in Melbourne, Australia (pics start here)
Tori Spelling leaving a Thai Massage parlor in Encino (pics start here)
Simon Cowell and his girlfriend Lauren Silverman out for dinner at Mr. Chow in London (pics start here)
Joel Madden and Nicole Richie out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Charlize Theron shopping with her son Jackson in L.A. (pics start here)
Beyonce and Jay-Z on their way to Solange Knowles' wedding in New Orleans (pics start here)
Miley Cyrus out and about in Studio City (pics start here)
Model Gigi Hadid out and about in New York (pics start here)
Angelina Jolie on the balcony of her hotel in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)
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Kim Kardashian in the new issue of Paper magazine
Mock her if you will, but this easily makes my Top 15 list of favorite Kim Kardashian slutty nude photoshoots. I'd put it right at #12. Not bad.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Kim Kardashian Paper magazine pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
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Kim Kardashian butt naked in Paper magazine
I was gonna post this long write up about Kim Kardashian getting naked in the new Paper magazine, and how it's pathetic that she wants to be taken seriously but still has to pull this sort of stuff for attention, and how her waist has been photoshopped down to 20 fucking inches, but Glee star Naya Rivera already did it for me. She wins.
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It only took Kim Kardashian 48 hours to start a new, potentially multimillion dollar revenue-generation business of being paid by political candidates to endorse their opponents (aka "The Kardashian Kiss of Death"). This bitch is fucking brilliant. The rest of us don't stand a chance.
Kim Kardashian departing on a flight at LAX airport (10/27)
Kim Kardashian made more money on the Kris Humphries wedding than most people will make in their lifetime. Kill self? Radar obtained some documents from her and Kris Humphries' divorce proceedings, which confirmed what everyone has suspected for years:
...receipts processed around that time show a payment of $175,000 for "The People exclusive deal," from Time Inc. in May 2011, when the couple celebrated their engagement on the cover of People magazine. There's a total payment of $1.1 million for the "people magazine exclusive ... for wedding." The magazine ran exclusive photos of the August ceremony as well.For those of you keeping score at home, that's $2,365,000. $2,365,000 million profit on a wedding. To a guy she was married to for 72 days. I've had blisters longer than 72 days. But gay people -- oh gay people. It's still against the law for them to marry in 18 states. Don't want to destroy the sanctity of marriage, they say. Hate to break it to you states, but Kim Kardashian fucked marriage in the ass a long time ago.
In addition, the documents show a "Payment #1" of $500,000 from E! Entertainment for the "E! Wedding Special," as well as a payment from E! For $250,000 for "Project W." Later in the year, NBC Universal paid them $250,000 for the "final payment on the E! Wedding special," according to the documents.
Kardashian also banked $90,000 for hosting her bachelorette party at Tao Las Vegas.
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Kim Kardashian celebrating her 30th birthday at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas (10/25)
Tits out. Mouth open. Kim Kardashian celebrated her 30 birthday exactly how you were expecting. I don't even know why she went home afterwards. The AVN Awards are in, like, four months.
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