Kim Kardashian


Kim Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (10/19)

+50 points for vacant stare
+50 points for nipples showing

50 more points, Kim Kardashian reaches the bonus round!

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Kim Kardashian at Taco Bell in L.A. (10/19)

Kim Kardashian married Kanye West in a ridiculously lavish ceremony at the Forte di Belvedere outside Florence earlier this year. The estimated cost of the ceremony was well into the millions, and featured performances by John Legend and famed Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli. Yesterday Kim was spotted at Taco Bell in L.A. Hey, here's a fun game we can play; it's called: Guess the True Kim Kardashian.

1. Italian Castle Kim
2. Taco Bell Kim

Hint: She tried to order Nachos Bell Grande at her rehearsal dinner

*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Taco Bell 1
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Has the psychological term been invented yet for your daughter playing with a doll of yourself? If not, I like the ring of "ultranarcissism." I already have the perfect picture for the Wikipedia entry:

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Kim Kardashian leaving the Givenchy show in Paris (9/28)

Sorry for North West's face being blurred out. That was done by the photo agency. Probably don't want to embarrass the kid any more than his mom already is. Seriously. When your mom dresses likes that, it's normally because she's sucking dudes off to pay the rent.

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Here's my new favorite picture of Kim Kardashian. Such composure. Allegedly there was a little melee after a dude tried to hug her while she was making her way into the Balmain show in Paris yesterday, but I have my doubts. I've seen her drop a nickel before.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on their way to lunch at L'Avenue restaurant in Paris (9/25)

Note to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian: Just because you wear something that no one's ever worn before doesn't make you fashion trendsetters. It makes you fucking stupid.

*30 Kanye and Kim pictures total in the gallery:

  • Pirate Kanye West 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving a botox clinic in Beverly Hills (9/17)

I don't know why chicks continue to do this, but here's Kim Kardashian leaving a botox clinic in Beverly Hills earlier this week. Seriously, has any celebrity that's gotten botox not completely fucked up their face? But, amazingly, they continue to do it. If some crazy entrepreneur opened a "Stick Your Penis into a Beehive" clinic, I don't think I would go there. So stop injecting botulism into your forehead, you idiots.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Frozen Face 1
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Kim Kardashian naked, again

Here's Kim Kardashian naked in the October issue of GQ UK. If this seems familiar, that's because Kim was also whoring herself out at the GQ "Woman of the Year" awards on Tuesday night, where she was named "Woman of the Year." Pose for the magazine, win an award. I think I see what's going on here. It's almost like we can't trust totally made-up awards shows anymore. Thanks, Kim. You've ruined the credibility of next month's 2nd Annual Celebslamies.

*9 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Naked GQ 1
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Kim Kardashian at the GQ Men of the Year Awards at the Royal Opera House in London (9/2)

Like going on vacation and squeezing a month's wardrobe into one carry-on suitcase. Kim Kardashian at the GQ Awards, everybody. Take a bow.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, August 29

Kim Kardashian arriving at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Francia Raisa leaving Bootsy Bellows nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Natalia Proza doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani heading to an accupuncture clinic in L.A. (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio heading to yoga class in Brentwood (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood (pics start here)

Jessica Chastain and her boyfriend Gian Luca Passi out and about in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend Hayden Christensen leaving a party in Ventura, CA (pics start here)

Lea Michele hiking at TreePeople Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sophia Bush out and about in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Bella Thorne out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Nick Cannon leaving his apartment in New York (pics start here)

*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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