Kim Kardashian


Kim Kardashians boobs . . . TO THE MAX!

Here's Kim Kardashian at her friend Dave Grutman's wedding over the weekend in Miami. All these pics are from the wedding. She was basically one more glass of champagne away from filming a Bangbus scene at her friend's freaking wedding. And you thought your mother-in-law embarrassed you doing The Macarena at your wedding. On a more serious note, leave it to Kim to find exciting new ways to show off her tits. Even Cirque du Soleil is impressed at the way she contorts her body to take a tits selfie.

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Wedding Boobs 1
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Kim Kardashian and Brody Jenner in 2007

Don't you dare call Brody Jenner a Kardashian. Just because his dad who became his mom married their mom doesn't mean he was ever part of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney's family. From Page Six:
Our spy overheard a conversation at Coachella in which a pal praised one-time reality star Jenner for the success of his "family," meaning the Kardashian clan.

We're told Jenner, son of Caitlyn and ex-stepbrother to Kim, Kourtney and Khloé, loudly shot back, "They're not my fucking family!"
My god, the balls on this guy. Kris Jenner is gonna have him drawn and quartered. Brody taking a stand against the Kardashians is like Winston Churchill taking a stand against Adolf Hitler and the Nazis years before World War II. A century from now, when we recall the terror of the Kardashian regime, we'll look down at the eternal flame on his tomb and realize that Brody Jenner was one of the most courageous Americans of all time.

*15 Brody Jenner and Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Brody Kardashian 1
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Emily Ratajkowski and Kim Kardashian topless

Here's Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratajkowski getting topless together on instagram for the women's liberation movement. Emily wrote:
We are more than just our bodies, but that doesn't mean we have to be shamed for them or our sexuality. #liberated
While Kim wrote:
When we're like...we both have nothing to wear LOL
Wow, so inspiring, Kim. Like Emily's well-thought-out quote, it's clear that these topless pictures are about more than just attention for you. I wouldn't be surprised to see that quote on a postage stamp in the near future.

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Sluttiest. Mural. Ever.

The slutty selfie that Kim Kardashian instagrammed last week that started a national discussion on slut-shaming was turned into a mural by a street artist in Melbourne. And Australians being awesome and all, someone threw paint and wrote the word slut on it. Kim Kardashian: So slutty that even her pictures get slut-shamed.

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Kim Kardashian leaving Epione Cosmetic Laser Center in Beverly Hills (3/10)

Earlier this week, after the nude photo "controversy" she manufactured went viral, Kim Kardashain wrote the following in an essay on female empowerment . . . or rather scribbled down some words and then handed them off to her lawyer so he could correct the usage of "their, there, and they're":
"I am empowered by my body. I am empowered by my sexuality. I am empowered by feeling comfortable in my skin. I am empowered by showing the world my flaws and not being afraid of what anyone is going to say about me. And I hope that through this platform I have been given, I can encourage the same empowerment for girls and women all over the world."
And here's Kim leaving the Epione Cosmetic Laser Center in Beverly Hills yesterday. She's so comfortable in her own skin, she routinely visits Beverly Hills' top cosmetic dermatology center. Oh, I bet she's just there to encourage others to also be comfortable in their skin. "C'mon ladies, you don't need this place! Love your flaws!"

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Cosmetic Skin Center 1
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Kim Kardashian's nude selfie

I like how Kim actually censored her boobs and vagina in this selfie she posted last night, as if trying to preserve some modicum of dignity. Bitch, the last time you had dignity, Bill Clinton was President.

*2 Kim Kardashian nude selfies total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian leaving Epione in Beverly Hills (2/19)

I thinks it's funny posting these pictures of Kim Kardashian right after those pictures of Angie Harmon. Kim should change her name to "2.3 Angie Harmons" because, according to my quick math . . . carry the 1 . . . she's about as big as 2.3 Angie Harmons.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Behemoth 1
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Kim Kardashian out and about in New York (2/13)

See, this is exactly why you can't surround yourself with nothing but yes men.

Kim: "I'm about 40 pounds overweight but I'm gonna wear this fashionable onesie made entirely of fat-clinging spandex."
Friend: "Sounds great, Kim!"

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian All Spandex 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving an office building in New York (2/10)

Two layers of clothing, yet Kim Kardashian still couldn't manage to keep her nipple covered yesterday in New York. Kim may be good at a lot of things -- self promotion, divorcing, baby making -- but she is really bad at dressing. Even my dog's sweater covers her nipples and she has 10 of them.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: I didn't know the San Fernando Valley had a Fashion Week

*26 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Nipple in the City 1
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Background: Before marrying Kim Kardashian, Kanye West dated model Amber Rose for a few years. When she split with Kanye, she started dating Wiz Khalifa in 2011, had a kid with him in 2013, married him a few months later, and then filed for divorce a year later.

Anyways, Kanye and Wiz are fighting today on twitter and Kanye actually played the "You Fathered a Child with a Woman of Questionable Morals" card. Kanye West. Kim Kardashian's husband. That guy. See, this is why I'm convinced there's a parallel universe. This is clearly a version of Kanye that doesn't know what the hell's been going on on Earth for the past five years. LIFE PRO TIP: Don't question a man's love for a stripper when you married a porn star.


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