Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas in 2006 Paris Hilton created a monster. And their names are
Kim,
Kourtney, and
Khloe. I guess Paris is a little bit jealous that the Kardashian sisters are suddenly at the top of every club promoters list, while she's yesterday's slutty news. A source told the
New York Post:
"Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her -- and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals. She used to command $100,000 for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl -- and they aren't friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 for Kourtney's baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe's wedding brought in record ratings for E!
"Paris has realized that standing for excess in a recession doesn't appeal. The Kardashian girls seem more real, and girls identify with them more. She's got to ditch the pink Bentley and concentrate on developing herself."
Sources close to Hilton said she's carefully working on the launch of her new hair and beauty line, which she'll unveil in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, taking the lead from the Kardashians by having her family at her side.
Was there ever any doubt the Kardashians would become more famous than Paris? They have bigger tits than she does. The truth is, although the Kardashians are now a bigger draw than Paris, she has no one to blame for that fact but herself -- she showed them exactly how to become successful in Hollywood: Step 1. Make a sex tape. Step 2. Protest its release. Step 3. Profit, Rinse, Repeat.
Kim Kardashian filming Keeping up with the Kardashians in Santa Barbara (11/10)
+ Angelina Jolie tricked us all [
PopEater]
+ Welcome back Katie Holmes' cleavage [
The Superficial]
+ This is how Nic Cage blew hundreds of millions of dollars [
IDLYITW]
+ The infamous "Jessica Alba pose" [
College Humor]
+
Aubrey O'Day is all wet [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Carrie Underwood is definitely beautiful people [
Wonderwall]
+
Jennifer Garner looks like absolute hell [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Ashlee Simpson wants to be bad at clothing design now [
Dlisted]
+ Classic butterface [
moejackson]
+ The Gossip Girl three-way. Hawt. [
The Blemish]
+ Sofia Vergara in various states of undress [
CityRag]
+ Jessica Biel lookalike -- with bigger cans [
Double Viking]
+ Kat McPhee is officially having more fun [
Derek Hail]
Kim Kardashian filming a scene for Keeping up with the Kardashians in Santa Barbara (11/10)
How impressive is Kim Kardashian? That popsicle is actual
42 inches long. Reggie Bush needs to lock this girl up with a wedding ring ASAP.
Kim Kardashian leaving Crown Bar in Hollywood (11/6)
+ Quit calling Demi Moore a cougar [
Wonderwall]
+ Marisa Miller in "How to Pose in a Bikini 101" [
The Superficial]
+ How can she still squeeze her fat ass behind the wheel? [
moejackson]
+ The dirtiest player in soccer history. Awesome. [
College Humor]
+
How does Mickey Rourke pull this ass? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Cry baby Joel Madden walks out of interview [
PopEater]
+ OK, I guess I would do Taylor Swift [
IDLYITW]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt's stripper scene from
Ghost Whisperer [
Popoholic]
+ Lindsay went to church, but not really [
Just Jared]
+
Katrina Bowden is best described as "super cute" [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Miley Cyrus just got more annoying [
The Blemish]
+ Tom Cruise will beat the shit out of you [
Dlisted]
+ Carrie Prejean is a porn hypocrite [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Eva Mendes has been on some sexy billboards in her time [
CityRag]
Kim Kardashian's Halloween costume Sweet Jesus, I knew Kim wouldn't disappoint. I've been looking for
pics of her costume all damn day and she finally posted them to
her blog a little while ago. So obviously Kim is "Princess Jizzmen" from the porn version of Disney's
Aladdin,
Analaddin.
Coincidentally, every dude Kim came within 40 feet of on Saturday was
wearing a very similar costume to each other: "[Insert Name of Costume]
with a raging, almost violent erection."
The Kardashian sisters at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood in January, and GNC in Beverly Hills two weeks ago Anyone thinking about purchasing GNC's new QuickTrim based on the endorsement of Kim and Khloe Kardashian, keep in mind they'll pretty much do anything for money, endorse milkshakes, endorse weight loss products, eat weird things,
anything. One time Khloe won a bet by eating 50 hardboiled eggs in an hour. Oh no wait, that was Paul Newman in
Cool Hand Luke.
There was no bet when Khloe ate them.
Kim Kardashian Halloween Costume Kim Kardashian at the Kardashian Family home in Calabasas (10/30)
Kim Kardashian shopping at Burberry in Beverly Hills (10/23)
+
Marisa Miller and her $3 million boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Irina Sheik shooting some new Victoria's Secret stuff. Hot! [
The Superficial]
+ Chris Brown is pathetic [
Wonderwall]
+
Amanda Heard looking ridiculously hot in FHM [Drunken Stepfather]
+ AnnaLynne McCord's sister looks like a dude [
IDLYITW]
+ Paula Abdul's cleavage is almost as bad as Tori Spelling's [
OK! Magazine]
+ Here come the slutty Halloween costumes! [
College Humor]
+ Olivia Wilde sideboob [
Popoholic]
+ Mel B goes Triple XXX [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Andre Agassi admits that he used to do meth [
Dlisted]
+ Tan lines are fun [
Double Viking]
+ The Lingerie Football League is a very good thing [
Busted Coverage]
+ Kiwi teacher in hot water over naked pics [
Attuworld]
Kim Kardashian at the Miami Dolphins vs New Orleans Saints game at Land Shark Stadium in Miami (10/25)
The next time the Dolphins have a "Registered Sex Offender Day" at one of their games, can someone please tell me? The first 10,000 registered sex offenders got a free Dolphins' polo shirt! I can't believe I fucking missed it. I'm so angry right now.
NOTE: Is this Kim's nipple? (
pic here)
Kim Kardashian at the Hollywood Style Awards in L.A. (10/11)
Kim Kardashian is making roughly $25k/hour tonight at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas . . .
without medical benefits or a 401(k). Ha, joke's on you bitch! From the
New York Post:
Kim Kardashian will get $50,000 for celebrating her birthday in Vegas. The curvy beauty, who turns 29 on Wednesday, is getting the dough for just a few hours of partying at Tao next Friday. Also there will be sisters Kourtney and Khloe and their partners. But Kim's boyfriend, Reggie Bush, will miss the bash because of the New Orleans Saints' game against the Giants Sunday. A source said, "Kim is worth the huge fee because she's so hot. The pictures of her party will go everywhere."
Clearly Kim's publicist was the source for that quote. "TAO wanted to give Kim an extra $200,000 just because she's so awesome and cool and beautiful and perfect, but Kim felt the money would benefit a local soup kitchen much more than her. Kim's not into money and material items, she's into making other people's lives better. She's so beautiful and selfless. And beautiful."
