Kim Kardashian


Kim Kardashian on her way to lunch at Stanley's in Sherman Oaks (5/16)

TRUE STORY OF THE DAY: Kim Kardashian went to go see Iron Man 3 last week and had to buy and extra ticket for her feet.

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Kim Kardashian arriving for a flight at LAX airport (5/4)

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+ Abbey Lee Kershaw cameltoe (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ That Elisha Cuthbert eye-roll [The Blemish]
+ Kate Upton covers Vogue [Celebuzz]
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+ What the fuck, Ke$ha? [Socialite Life]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow is not impressed [Evil Beet]
+ PAR-TAY! [Cele|bitchy]
+ Julia Roberts is a total cunt [I'm Not Obsessed]

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  • Kim Kardashian Mom To Be 1
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Farrah vs. Kim

This week's sign that the Apocalypse is finally upon us:
According to our porn sources, Farrah's 70-minute debut, "Backdoor Teen Mom," lured in more than 2 million visitors in just 12 hours Monday -- annihilating the record previously held by Kim K and Ray J, which attracted 600,000 during the same time frame. (TMZ)
Enjoy your weekend, folks

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  • Farrah Kim Sex Tape Comparison 1
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at the "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York (5/6)

In what the New York Daily News is calling "one of the most absurd outfits ever worn," Kim Kardashian showed up to the annual Met Gala in New York last night wearing some kind of hideous floral monstrosity that was no doubt inspired by the curtains in a cheap motel that rents rooms by the hour. Life & Style says she had the dress altered at the last second because her arms are so fat:
"She had the Givenchy severely altered at the last minute on orders of her new stylist," a fashion insider tells Life & Style. "She's gained a lot of weight in her arms and her stylist has told her she should not show them off. So her dress now has sleeves when it was sleeveless before."

It's something that's not sitting well with her boyfriend.  Continues the source, "Kanye is annoyed, as the dress is by his best friend Riccardo Tisci at Givenchy, and he feels embarrassed that Kim is messing with a beautiful piece of art."
Proving that she's not just a heartless, money-hungry robot, Kim's donating the dress to the New York City nonprofit "Prom Dresses for Teens with Gigantism" who expects to use all the fabric to make prom dresses for 40 local teens with gigantism. You rock, Kim! Way to make dreams come true!

*26 Kim Kardashian Met Gala pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Met Gala Dress 1
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Kim Kardashian out and about in New York (4/24)

Kim Kardashian continues to test the bounds of what's considered appropriate maternity wear, and on Wednesday was seen in a dress that was not only see-through in the front, but also flashed her ass from behind. "I'm shocked by how slutty Kim is acting --  she needs to get some self-confidence and realize she's a better person than this," thought Kindra Kyes, star of the hit 2000 film Bang City 9: Linda's Black Anal Gang Bang.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian See Through to Ass 1
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about in Paris (3/4)

TMZ says Kanye West has dropped $100k+ flying back and forth from Paris and L.A. to be with Kim Kardashian during her doctor's appointments.
Kanye has been traveling abroad the past few months -- for events, performances and to record a new album -- but is still hitting up Kim's doctor's appointments. We're told Kanye has made at least three trips via private jet from Paris to L.A. (costing about $100k total) so that he can be in attendance for Kim on her checkups.

Our sources say Kanye even reaches out to the doctors beforehand to discuss the appointments and to make certain his schedule allows him to be there. According to our sources, Kanye has also flown Kim out to Paris on a private jet so they could spend extra time together before Kim is set to give birth in July.
I wonder if Kanye is regretting rawdogging the most mainstream porn star in the world? Condoms would have been free for this dope had he gone on Letterman or Kimmel and said: "Kanye used rubbers cuz Kanye fucks reality stars" -- hello Trojan endorsement. Kanye, I feel for ya', but come one, dude. You didn't think Kim wasn't gonna be as needy as she is phony? But hey, look on the bright side -- once the thing growing inside Kim eventually hatches, it'll only be another 30+ years of clingy attentionwhoring (I'm basing that on the fact that no Kardashian ever leaves home willingly).

*15 Kim and Kanye pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kanye West Flights Home 1
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Kim Kardashian arriving at the House Ear Institute in L.A. (4/18)

Nick Lachey tells the new issue of Details that Kim Kardashian called the paparazzi herself during a date the two went on in 2006. A calculated move to boost your media exposure? That doesn't sound like something a Kardashian would do at all!
When asked if the first paparazzi shots gone public of the duo sparked the start of Kardashian's rise to stardom, Lachey responded, "That's one way to interpret it ... Let's just say this: We went to a movie. No one followed us there. Somehow, mysteriously, when we left, there were 30 photographers waiting outside."

The 39-year-old singer implied that the now notable TV personality is the one who tipped off the photographers that day.

"There are certain ways to play this game, and some people play it well," he told the monthly mag.
I guess I should feel bad for Boy Bander because he got played . . . nah, I'm totally kidding. Don't let the man with the girly tattoos fool you. If Nick wanted to spend a quiet evening with a good, wholesome, all-American girl, he wouldn't have taken the most mainstream pornstar in the world on a very public date to a restaurant crawling with photographers. Sure, Kim's as focused on gaining publicity as she is on gaining weight, but let's not pretend that Nick Lachey of all people is above the fray. This guy sucked every ounce of fame out of his marriage from Jessica Simpson the way Kim sucks, well, everything that shoots cream or money.

In other Kim Kardashian news, she's officially a single woman! From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today's court hearing and we've learned Kris walked away with NOTHING.
Great news for Kim. Is there a spot for "currently pregnant" on your Match.com profile?

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Nick Lachey Setup 1
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Kim Kardashian arriving on a flight at Burbank Airport (4/13)

It's a well-known fact (I googled it) that many pregnant women develop an acne problem, and Kim Kardashian is definitely not immune to it as you can see from these pics of her at Burbank Airport over the weekend. "Excellent, another golden opportunity," Kris Jenner thought to herself, as she pet her hairless cat in the darkened room. "Kardashian Third Trimester Concealing Cream will bring in thousands if I can strike a marketing deal with a bunch of inner city high schools!"

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  • Kim Kardashian Greasy Skin 1
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Kim Kardashian out and about in Beverly Hills (4/10)

The paparazzi agency says this is Kim Kardashian in Beverly Hills earlier this week, but obviously they're wrong. LOL, I'm pretty sure I know what Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge looks like.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Kim Kardashian's nipple just got its own spin-off on E!"

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Pokies Dress 1
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