Hot tongue action!
The biggest winner in the Kim Kardashian nude photoshoot
that went viral last week wasn't Kim herself or Paper
magazine -- it was Ray-J. The hoopla boosted sales of Kim and Ray J's sex tape Kim K Superstar
, and he pocketed an extra $50k. Living the American dream right there. From TMZ
Ray has been getting around $90K every 3 months, so this is a real ass-tronomical increase. Steve Hirsch, president of Vivid Entertainment, tells TMZ, the most recent spike makes "Kim K Superstar" the biggest selling celebrity sex tape of all time. Until last week, the title holders were Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.
You gotta hand it to Ray J. One sex tape, and now he's getting huge checks for the rest of his life. He's set. He basically fucked the big-tittied version of Publisher's Clearing House.*5 Ray J pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, November 17
arriving at Icebergs restaurant at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (pics start here
DJ Brina Chantal
doing a photoshoot at the beach in Malibu (pics start here
running errands in L.A. (pics start here
performing her Prismatic tour in Melbourne, Australia (pics start here
leaving a Thai Massage parlor in Encino (pics start here
and his girlfriend Lauren Silverman
out for dinner at Mr. Chow in London (pics start here
and Nicole Richie
out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here
shopping with her son Jackson in L.A. (pics start here
on their way to Solange Knowles' wedding in New Orleans (pics start here
out and about in Studio City (pics start here
Model Gigi Hadid
out and about in New York (pics start here
on the balcony of her hotel in Sydney, Australia (pics start here
*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian in the new issue of Paper magazine
Mock her if you will, but this easily makes my Top 15 list of favorite Kim Kardashian slutty nude photoshoots. I'd put it right at #12. Not bad.NOTE
: To see the uncensored Kim Kardashian Paper magazine pictures
, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and
then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian butt naked in Paper magazine
I was gonna post this long write up about Kim Kardashian getting naked in the new Paper
magazine, and how it's pathetic that she wants to be taken seriously but still has to pull this sort of stuff for attention, and how her waist has been photoshopped down to 20 fucking inches, but Glee
star Naya Rivera already did it for me. She wins.
*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
It only took Kim Kardashian 48 hours to start a new, potentially multimillion dollar revenue-generation business of being paid by political candidates to endorse their opponents (aka "The Kardashian Kiss of Death"). This bitch is fucking brilliant. The rest of us don't stand a chance.
Kim Kardashian departing on a flight at LAX airport
Kim Kardashian made more money on the Kris Humphries wedding than most people will make in their lifetime. Kill self? Radar
obtained some documents from her and Kris Humphries' divorce proceedings, which confirmed what everyone has suspected for years:
...receipts processed around that time show a payment of $175,000 for "The People exclusive deal," from Time Inc. in May 2011, when the couple celebrated their engagement on the cover of People magazine. There's a total payment of $1.1 million for the "people magazine exclusive ... for wedding." The magazine ran exclusive photos of the August ceremony as well.
In addition, the documents show a "Payment #1" of $500,000 from E! Entertainment for the "E! Wedding Special," as well as a payment from E! For $250,000 for "Project W." Later in the year, NBC Universal paid them $250,000 for the "final payment on the E! Wedding special," according to the documents.
Kardashian also banked $90,000 for hosting her bachelorette party at Tao Las Vegas.
For those of you keeping score at home, that's $2,365,000. $2,365,000 million profit
on a wedding. To a guy she was married to for 72 days. I've had blisters longer than 72 days. But gay people -- oh gay people. It's still against the law for them to marry in 18 states. Don't want to destroy the sanctity of marriage, they say. Hate to break it to you states, but Kim Kardashian fucked marriage in the ass a long time ago.
*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian celebrating her 30th birthday at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas
Tits out. Mouth open. Kim Kardashian celebrated her 30 birthday exactly how you were expecting. I don't even know why she went home afterwards. The AVN Awards are in, like, four months.
*34 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills
+50 points for vacant stare
+50 points for nipples showing
50 more points, Kim Kardashian reaches the bonus round!
*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian at Taco Bell in L.A.
Kim Kardashian married Kanye West in a ridiculously lavish ceremony at the Forte di Belvedere outside Florence earlier this year. The estimated cost of the ceremony was well into the millions, and featured performances by John Legend and famed Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli. Yesterday Kim was spotted at Taco Bell in L.A. Hey, here's a fun game we can play; it's called: Guess the True Kim Kardashian
1. Italian Castle Kim
2. Taco Bell Kim
Hint: She tried to order Nachos Bell Grande at her rehearsal dinner
*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Has the psychological term been invented yet for your daughter playing with a doll of yourself? If not, I like the ring of "ultranarcissism." I already have the perfect picture for the Wikipedia entry: