Kim Kardashian


Kim Kardashian departing on a flight at LAX airport (10/27)

Kim Kardashian made more money on the Kris Humphries wedding than most people will make in their lifetime. Kill self? Radar obtained some documents from her and Kris Humphries' divorce proceedings, which confirmed what everyone has suspected for years:
...receipts processed around that time show a payment of $175,000 for "The People exclusive deal," from Time Inc. in May 2011, when the couple celebrated their engagement on the cover of People magazine. There's a total payment of $1.1 million for the "people magazine exclusive ... for wedding." The magazine ran exclusive photos of the August ceremony as well.

In addition, the documents show a "Payment #1" of $500,000 from E! Entertainment for the "E! Wedding Special," as well as a payment from E! For $250,000 for "Project W." Later in the year, NBC Universal paid them $250,000 for the "final payment on the E! Wedding special," according to the documents.

Kardashian also banked $90,000 for hosting her bachelorette party at Tao Las Vegas.
For those of you keeping score at home, that's $2,365,000. $2,365,000 million profit on a wedding. To a guy she was married to for 72 days. I've had blisters longer than 72 days. But gay people -- oh gay people. It's still against the law for them to marry in 18 states. Don't want to destroy the sanctity of marriage, they say. Hate to break it to you states, but Kim Kardashian fucked marriage in the ass a long time ago.

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian celebrating her 30th birthday at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas (10/25)

Tits out. Mouth open. Kim Kardashian celebrated her 30 birthday exactly how you were expecting. I don't even know why she went home afterwards. The AVN Awards are in, like, four months.

*34 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (10/19)

+50 points for vacant stare
+50 points for nipples showing

50 more points, Kim Kardashian reaches the bonus round!

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Noticeable Nips 1
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Kim Kardashian at Taco Bell in L.A. (10/19)

Kim Kardashian married Kanye West in a ridiculously lavish ceremony at the Forte di Belvedere outside Florence earlier this year. The estimated cost of the ceremony was well into the millions, and featured performances by John Legend and famed Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli. Yesterday Kim was spotted at Taco Bell in L.A. Hey, here's a fun game we can play; it's called: Guess the True Kim Kardashian.

1. Italian Castle Kim
2. Taco Bell Kim

Hint: She tried to order Nachos Bell Grande at her rehearsal dinner

*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Taco Bell 1
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Has the psychological term been invented yet for your daughter playing with a doll of yourself? If not, I like the ring of "ultranarcissism." I already have the perfect picture for the Wikipedia entry:

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Kim Kardashian leaving the Givenchy show in Paris (9/28)

Sorry for North West's face being blurred out. That was done by the photo agency. Probably don't want to embarrass the kid any more than his mom already is. Seriously. When your mom dresses likes that, it's normally because she's sucking dudes off to pay the rent.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Here's my new favorite picture of Kim Kardashian. Such composure. Allegedly there was a little melee after a dude tried to hug her while she was making her way into the Balmain show in Paris yesterday, but I have my doubts. I've seen her drop a nickel before.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on their way to lunch at L'Avenue restaurant in Paris (9/25)

Note to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian: Just because you wear something that no one's ever worn before doesn't make you fashion trendsetters. It makes you fucking stupid.

*30 Kanye and Kim pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian leaving a botox clinic in Beverly Hills (9/17)

I don't know why chicks continue to do this, but here's Kim Kardashian leaving a botox clinic in Beverly Hills earlier this week. Seriously, has any celebrity that's gotten botox not completely fucked up their face? But, amazingly, they continue to do it. If some crazy entrepreneur opened a "Stick Your Penis into a Beehive" clinic, I don't think I would go there. So stop injecting botulism into your forehead, you idiots.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian naked, again

Here's Kim Kardashian naked in the October issue of GQ UK. If this seems familiar, that's because Kim was also whoring herself out at the GQ "Woman of the Year" awards on Tuesday night, where she was named "Woman of the Year." Pose for the magazine, win an award. I think I see what's going on here. It's almost like we can't trust totally made-up awards shows anymore. Thanks, Kim. You've ruined the credibility of next month's 2nd Annual Celebslamies.

*9 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Naked GQ 1
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