Kim Kardashian


Kim showing off her new ring on Instagram

Kim Kardashian is now wearing roughly the GDP of Burundi on her left hand, and now the entire world knows it. Other than waking up in a bathtub full of ice with no hands, gee, what could possibly go wrong?

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  • Kim Kardashian Two Rings 1
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West leaving their hotel in Miami (9/17)

I think it says a lot about you as a mom if you wear something like that and it's only the second sluttiest thing you wore in public over the weekend.

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Eye Popping Outfit 1
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Kim Kardashian arriving at a studio in Miami (9/17)

I was going to make a joke here that something about Kim Kardashian is more noticeable than usual, but nope. That's completely usual.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Lost Her Bra 1
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Kim Kardashian's spray tan selfie

Without mirrors, would Kim Kardashian exist? And without Kim Kardashian, would mirrors exist? These are the philosophical questions that keep me up at night. And alcohol-induced narcolepsy.

*6 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Spray Tan Selfies 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York (9/6)

Wow, Kim Kardashian lasted all the way until late Tuesday this week before wearing a see-through outfit with no underwear. We should ask the children behind her for their opinion because, oh, you didn't hear? Kim Kardashian wears see-through outfits with no underwear around children now. #thisisourfault #wecreatedthismonster

*16 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Exhibitionist 1
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Kim Kardashian out and about in Tribeca, New York (8/30)

Here's Kim Kardashian wearing a see-through top in New York yesterday. Weird, normally she uses her incredible acting ability and charitable outreach efforts to generate publicity. This is a new one for her.

*31 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Tribeca Boobs 1
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Kim Kardashian at the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards in Manhattan (8/28)

I don't have much to say about Kim Kardashian at last night's VMAs except that, it's official, a 4-year-old has better taste in fashion that she does. *polite applause*

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Skanky VMAs Dress 1
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via Kate Upton's Snapchat

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Kim Kardashian in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico (8/18)

Yup, seems perfectly natural to me. Evolution happens in one generation, right? Somebody help me out here. I'm really bad at science.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Fake Bikini Ass 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving Revolve Clothing in West Hollywood (8/10)

Hello, kids. Today's SAT Word of the Day is: Narcissism. noun. defined as "excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance"

For a real life example of narcissism, we have this story from the Daily Mail:
Kim Kardashian marveled at her tiny waist while taking a wardrobe selfie in a LBD on Wednesday. The 35-year-old star - who earlier revealed she'd weighed in at 124.6lbs - posted a video on Snapchat while trying on the outfit.

"You guys, doesn't my waist look Photoshopped?" she said while admiring herself in the mirror. "It's so crazy! It's getting small!"
"Doesn't my waist look Photoshopped" ... wait, isn't that a line from Zoolander? Wow, I didn't think I'd ever find someone who loved themselves more than a fictional character from a satirical comedy about the narcissistic world of male modeling. Kim Kardashian, you truly are a terrible person.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
 
  • Kim Kardashian Extreme Narcissism 1
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