via Kate Upton's Snapchat
Do you want to become my new favorite bikini model? Because that's how you become my new favorite bikini model.
Kim Kardashian leaving Revolve Clothing in West Hollywood (8/10)
Hello, kids. Today's SAT Word of the Day is: Narcissism. noun. defined as "excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance"
For a real life example of narcissism, we have this story from the Daily Mail:
Kim Kardashian marveled at her tiny waist while taking a wardrobe selfie in a LBD on Wednesday. The 35-year-old star - who earlier revealed she'd weighed in at 124.6lbs - posted a video on Snapchat while trying on the outfit."Doesn't my waist look Photoshopped" ... wait, isn't that a line from Zoolander? Wow, I didn't think I'd ever find someone who loved themselves more than a fictional character from a satirical comedy about the narcissistic world of male modeling. Kim Kardashian, you truly are a terrible person.
"You guys, doesn't my waist look Photoshopped?" she said while admiring herself in the mirror. "It's so crazy! It's getting small!"
*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian topless on the set of M.I.L.F.$
Here's some behind-the-scenes pics of Kim Kardashian on the set of Fergie's new music video M.I.L.F.$, including the one above where she's topless. The pics were leaked to the internets after someone hacked Kim's cell phone earlier this week--just kidding, she published these herself to her website. In another Celebslam EXCLUSIVE, we have the actual transcript from Fergie's phone call to Kim about this video:
Fergie: "Kim, it's Fergie. I need you to get topl-
Kim: "I'LL DO IT!"
Fergie: "-ess for my new music video."
*6 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
The director of Taylor Swift's Bad Blood video, Joseph Kahn, is officially my new favorite person is the world. After Kim Kardashian posted a recording yesterday of Taylor giving the OK to Kanye West to mention her in one of his songs (catching Taylor in a lie about what she said after the fact and causing the entire free internet to take a collective dump on her), Joseph went OFF on the Kardashians and their dead dad. I'll never be able to see Taylor Swift and not think of Nicole Brown Simpson again. A sampling:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 15
Kim Kardashian leaving a party at Skyspace in L.A. (pics start here)
Actress Milana Vayntrub shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Socialite Kerry Kennedy in Ischia, Italy (pics start here)
Snapchat star Bre Teresi leaving the Trocadero in Paris (pics start here)
Vanessa Minillo running errands in L.A. (pics start here)
Lea Michele arriving at Nine Zero One salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Bella Hadid out and about in New York (pics start here)
Soleil Moon Frye out for yogurt with her daughters in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Ashlee Simpson arriving at a gym in Studio City (pics start here)
Michael Keaton out for lunch at the Brentwood Country Mart in Brentwood (pics start here)
Alice Eve leaving Pressed Juicery in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Joanna Krupa supporting the charity action To Food For Animals in Warsaw, Poland (pics start here)
*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian naked in the June issue of GQ
Having some gallery issues after migrating servers yesterday. In the meantime, here's Kim Kardashian's boobs on the cover of the new GQ. Once gallery issue is fixed, this post will feature much, much big boobies. And you know I don't break promises involving big boobies. Okay one time. But they were Jonah Hill's so that doesn't count.
UPDATE (6/17): Gallery issue fixed. We have boobies.
*16 pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian posted one of the following three pictures to her Instagram today. I bet you'll never be able to guess! I'll post the answer later for those of you that are stumped.
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, May 25
Kim Kardashian at the British Vogue 100th anniversary gala dinner at Kensington Gardens in London (pics start here)
Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Paris Hilton leaving Restaurant Ours In London (pics start here)
Kate Beckinsale at the UK premiere of Love and Friendship at The Curzon Mayfair in London (pics start here)
Diane Kruger running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Reese Witherspoon leaving a gym in Brentwood (pics start here)
Brad Pitt on the set of Allied in Las Palmas, Spain (pics start here)
Courteney Cox arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)
Hugh Grant leaving Loulou's private members' club in London (pics start here)
Emilia Clarke at the premiere of Me Before You in New York (pics start here)
Tallulah Willis leaving Earthbar in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Ali Landry at the premiere of Disney's Alice Through The Looking Glass in Hollywood (pics start here)
*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashians boobs . . . TO THE MAX!
Here's Kim Kardashian at her friend Dave Grutman's wedding over the weekend in Miami. All these pics are from the wedding. She was basically one more glass of champagne away from filming a Bangbus scene at her friend's freaking wedding. And you thought your mother-in-law embarrassed you doing The Macarena at your wedding. On a more serious note, leave it to Kim to find exciting new ways to show off her tits. Even Cirque du Soleil is impressed at the way she contorts her body to take a tits selfie.
*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery: