Kim Kardashian

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Background: Before marrying Kim Kardashian, Kanye West dated model Amber Rose for a few years. When she split with Kanye, she started dating Wiz Khalifa in 2011, had a kid with him in 2013, married him a few months later, and then filed for divorce a year later.

Anyways, Kanye and Wiz are fighting today on twitter and Kanye actually played the "You Fathered a Child with a Woman of Questionable Morals" card. Kanye West. Kim Kardashian's husband. That guy. See, this is why I'm convinced there's a parallel universe. This is clearly a version of Kanye that doesn't know what the hell's been going on on Earth for the past five years. LIFE PRO TIP: Don't question a man's love for a stripper when you married a porn star.


Kim Kardashian, via Kourtney Kardashian's Instagram

I bet in 30 years, when she looks like an expressionless burn victim, Kim Kardashian's gonna look back to this 2-3 year stretch without wrinkles and say it was all worth it, baby. Botox FTW!!!

*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Botox Face 1
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Kim Kardashian out and about in Studio City (11/9)

You probably didn't hear that Kim Kardashian gave birth to her son on Saturday because her slutty half-sisters are more famous that she is now. And since no one cares about her anymore, she had to name her son something ridiculous to generate headlines. Saint West. Kim Kardashian's son is a Saint. I hope this means he has divine powers. "Sorry ladies, I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn wine into date rape *wink*"

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian's photoshop fitness program

Remember that naked photoshoot in the desert Kim Kardashian did earlier this year? The color photograph above is a screenshot from the filming of it for Keeping Up with the Kardashians and the black-and-white picture (more in the gallery) is what Kim posted to her website yesterday. Do the Kardashians have a photoshopper on staff or do they just contract it out on a per job basis?

*22 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Naked Desert 1
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Abigail Ratchford does Kim Kardashian

Here's buxom Instagram model Abigail Ratchford recreating Kim Kardashian's infamous Paper mag cover for her new calendar. I like Abigail's version better because she actually has a soul. Adds a lot of depth to the picture.

*36 Abigail Ratchford pictures total in the gallery:

  • Abigail Ratchford Paper Mag 1
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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, November 10

Kim Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Selena Gomez at Glamour's 25th Anniversary Woman of the Year Awards in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Duff and Sutton Foster filming Younger at Central Park in New York (pics start here)

Mischa Barton leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst leaving Starbucks in Studio City (pics start here)

Elizabeth Banks arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum and her fiance Sam Esmail out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Demi Lovato leaving a meeting in London (pics start here)

Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric Johnson leaving their hotel in New York (pics start here)

Cote de Pablo at a screening of The 33 at AFI Fest in L.A. (pics start here)

Maggie Gyllenhaal on the set of The Deuce in New York (pics start here)

Model Martha Hunt out and about in New York (pics start here)

*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian is this vain

Kim Kardashian posted a picture of her and Kanye West a few days ago to Instagram, but then quickly deleted it and reposted it a little bit later. Thanks to the power of the save button, we now know exactly how vain this bitch is: roughly, a quarter of an inch. Kim, there's no need to photoshoot away such minor imperfections in your photo under the false assumption that we'll all think less of you. We couldn't possibly think less of you, silly.

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, October 8

Kim Kardashian leaving a ballet class in Woodland Hills (pics start here)

Amal Clooney arriving for dinner at Roka restaurant in Mayfair, London (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio leaving yoga class in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster leaving Whole Foods in Brentwoods (pics start here)

Rita Ora arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert De Niro on the set of Wizard of Lies on the Upper East Side in New York (pics start here)

Clint Eastwood leaving his hotel in New York (pics start here)

Zoe Saldana arriving at Soho House in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Cate Blanchett leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Nicole Kidman leaving the Noel Coward Theatre in London after her performance in Photograph 51 (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst at the premiere of FX's Fargo at the Arclight Cinemas Hollywood (pics start here)

*103 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Ice-T's wife Coco is 7 months pregnant (pic via her Instagram on Sunday). Kim Kardashian is also 7 months pregnant (pic of her leaving a studio yesterday). Thank you, God. Thank you for having a sense of humor.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West backstage for her System magazine shoot

Remember earlier when I feigned surprise that Kylie Jenner used her boobs to launch her new website? Well Kim Kardashian launched her new website, too. There will be no feigned surprise on this post. Expect vulva when her initial traffic surge dies down.

*16 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian BTS Naked 1
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