Abigail Ratchford does Kim Kardashian
Here's buxom Instagram model Abigail Ratchford recreating Kim Kardashian's infamous Paper mag cover for her new calendar. I like Abigail's version better because she actually has a soul. Adds a lot of depth to the picture.
*36 Abigail Ratchford pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, November 10
Kim Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Selena Gomez at Glamour's 25th Anniversary Woman of the Year Awards in New York (pics start here)
Hilary Duff and Sutton Foster filming Younger at Central Park in New York (pics start here)
Mischa Barton leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kirsten Dunst leaving Starbucks in Studio City (pics start here)
Elizabeth Banks arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Emmy Rossum and her fiance Sam Esmail out and about in L.A. (pics start here)
Demi Lovato leaving a meeting in London (pics start here)
Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric Johnson leaving their hotel in New York (pics start here)
Cote de Pablo at a screening of The 33 at AFI Fest in L.A. (pics start here)
Maggie Gyllenhaal on the set of The Deuce in New York (pics start here)
Model Martha Hunt out and about in New York (pics start here)
*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian is this vain
Kim Kardashian posted a picture of her and Kanye West a few days ago to Instagram, but then quickly deleted it and reposted it a little bit later. Thanks to the power of the save button, we now know exactly how vain this bitch is: roughly, a quarter of an inch. Kim, there's no need to photoshoot away such minor imperfections in your photo under the false assumption that we'll all think less of you. We couldn't possibly think less of you, silly.
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, October 8
Kim Kardashian leaving a ballet class in Woodland Hills (pics start here)
Amal Clooney arriving for dinner at Roka restaurant in Mayfair, London (pics start here)
Alessandra Ambrosio leaving yoga class in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Jordana Brewster leaving Whole Foods in Brentwoods (pics start here)
Rita Ora arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)
Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert De Niro on the set of Wizard of Lies on the Upper East Side in New York (pics start here)
Clint Eastwood leaving his hotel in New York (pics start here)
Zoe Saldana arriving at Soho House in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Cate Blanchett leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)
Nicole Kidman leaving the Noel Coward Theatre in London after her performance in Photograph 51 (pics start here)
Kirsten Dunst at the premiere of FX's Fargo at the Arclight Cinemas Hollywood (pics start here)
*103 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Ice-T's wife Coco is 7 months pregnant (pic via her Instagram on Sunday). Kim Kardashian is also 7 months pregnant (pic of her leaving a studio yesterday). Thank you, God. Thank you for having a sense of humor.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West backstage for her System magazine shoot
Remember earlier when I feigned surprise that Kylie Jenner used her boobs to launch her new website? Well Kim Kardashian launched her new website, too. There will be no feigned surprise on this post. Expect vulva when her initial traffic surge dies down.
*16 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, September 14
Kim Kardashian leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Heidi Klum out and about during New York Fashion Week (pics start here)
Elizabeth Hurley returning home in London (pics start here)
Paz Vega at the Awards Ceremony at the 72nd Venice Film Festival in Italy (pics start here)
Hailey Baldwin returning to her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Mindy Kaling arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)
Nazanin Mandi celebrating her birthday at Hyde Nightclub inside The Bellagio in Las Vegas (pics start here)
Demi Lovato arriving at Radio Energy (NRJ) station at Potsdamer Platz square in Berlin (pics start here)
Elle Fanning at the premiere of Trumbo at the 40th Toronto International Film Festival (pics start here)
Chrissy Teigen leaving HuffPost Live studios in New York (pics start here)
Kristen Stewart at the premiere of Equals at the 40th Toronto International Film Festival (pics start here)
Kylie Jenner returning to her hotel in New York (pics start here)
*102 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian out for lunch at Nobu in Malibu (7/11)
This'll never happen, but apparently Kanye West is trying to rally his famous Hidden Hills' neighbors together and establish a no fly zone over their neighborhood. Good luck with that. The only way Kanye is getting a no fly zone over his house is if he gets elected President. Aw crap, I shouldn't put any ideas into his head. From In Touch:
"Kanye has turned up on the doorsteps of Drake, LeAnn Rimes and David Boreanaz, asking for support," an insider exclusively tells In Touch Weekly. "Everyone thinks it's a great plan, so he's getting a petition ready. He's determined to make this happen."Oh yeah, Kanye wants a no fly zone to "protect North and Kim." He wants to protect himself. You know how much it hurts when a plane flies into your head?
"Kanye is all about protecting North and Kim," the insider explains.
*10 Kanye West pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in L.A. (8/6)
I never thought I would say this in a million years, but I'm voting for Donald Trump.
Kim Kardashian leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (6/27)
Here's a pregnant Kim Kardashian proudly showing off her nipples in London on Saturday. Cool. Now instead of thinking Americans are loud and obnoxious, foreigners think we're all whores. Thanks, Kim!
*34 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery: