Archive: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian rushed to the hospital

Well not really. Kim “badly cut her foot” on a glass coffee table late last night in a New York hotel room and was rushed to the emergency room. TMZ says:

No word on how many stitches she needed, but a source tells us there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.”

“Dancing with the Stars” makes its official cast announcement this morning and Kim is in town to do press for that and her new movie, “Disaster Movie.” We’re told Kim has already begun to practice for the show, but it’s unclear now whether she’ll be able to participate. (Source)

Coffee table? Oh sure, that’s what “the man” wants us to think. What I want to know is where was Ryan Seacrest during this so-called “accident” — WHERE WAS RYAN SEACREST! Oh right, at home in Beverly Hills. Hey, I’m just throwing it out there. I’ve never trusted that guy

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Kim Kardashian bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 8/5)

That’s Kim Kardashian and her huge boobs in Mexico yesterday. Did you know that Kim’s ass is so big it needs its own passport? It’s true. I couldn’t possibly make that up.

[INFDaily.com]

Kim Kardashian outside Il Sole restaurant in West Hollywood (8/4)

+ Britney Spears doing naughty things to a water bottle [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Audrina Lima is such a tease [Lossip]
+ Mary Louise Parker Nude Video from Weeds [Egotastic!]
+ Emily Scott looking sexy in Zoo [Horny Oyster]
+ Denise Richards is nuts [Newstoob]

+ I would stare at Amanda Bynes boobs, too [Double Viking]
+ Guy Ritchie is stunned that he loves his son [ICYDK]
+ Kalia Williams is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Born for Porn: the quest to become the next great porn star (SFW) [College Humor]

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Kim Kardashian at Cuvee restaurant in Beverly Hills (7/31)

Pardon Kim’s expression. She’s unfamiliar with the taste of vanilla.

[Flynet]

Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding to Reggie Bush

Even though her boyfriend Reggie hasn’t technically asked her to get married yet, Kim Kardashian is already planning their wedding. Note to Reggie Bush: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Kim told In Touch Weekly:

“I was in Vegas last weekend for a bachelorette party and saw how hectic it is to plan a wedding, so I’ve decided to start planning mine before being asked!”

A close friend of the couple, who have been dating for more than a year, reveals that Kim, 27, and Reggie, 23, will eventually tie the knot. “They’re in love, but football practice is starting — so no wedding bells for at least six months to a year.” Reggie would be Kim’s second husband: she was wed to Damon Thomas from 2000–04.

This is just wishful thinking on Kim’s part. Professional athletes don’t get married, they get paternity tests. Besides, if Kim does end up getting married, she’s gonna have a hard time finding a wedding dress with a train long enough to cover her ass. At least I’ll know the perfect wedding gift to send them when their big day does come: a beautiful four-tiered urinal cake.

[WENN]

Kim Kardashian has given up

Apparently Kim Kardashian has given up any pretense of wanted to be respected and is openly dressing like a whore now. That’s what she wore to a party over the weekend celebrating the 40th birthday of the Big Mac. That’s right dude, a McDonald’s party. The dude I saw wearing a beer helmet to the Holocaust Museum in D.C. thinks that’s inappropriate.

UPDATE: In other words, keep up the good work Kim!

Kim Kardashian to be on Dancing with the Stars

Former Dancing with the Stars winner Helio Castroneves let it slip at the ESPY awards last week that Kim Kardashian is gonna be a contestant on the next season of the show. From the New York Daily News:

Helio Castroneves needs to keep a lid on it! The IndyCar-driver-turned-dancer on “Dancing With the Stars” was overheard backstage at the ESPY Awards telling people how Kim Kardashian will be one of the new contestants on the ABC reality show next season. (Source)

The producers of Dancing with the Stars better think about getting their dance floor reinforced if they’re actually thinking about having Kim on their show. Anyone willing to bet her audition tape included scenes of her dancing to a certain Sir Mix-A-Lot classic? My prediction: Kim loses the competition when her partner’s crushed trying to pull off this particular dance move.

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Kim Kardashian leaving a nail salon in Beverly Hills (7/5)

Kim Kardashian announced on her blog late last week that she’s launching her own perfume. And just in time for next Mother’s Day! From her blog:

It has always been a dream of mine to start my own perfume business, since I love to mix fragrances together and come up with new and different scents! I hope you understand my total excitement as I let you, the readers of my blog, become the first to know that I am creating my own fragrance!!! . . . It is in the development stages, but we hope to have it in stores by next May - Mother’s Day! It will be available in the U.S., Germany, England, Australia and Japan.

I hope you LOVE what I come up with!

Kim Kardashian

In the history of irony, has there ever been a better example? Here we have the woman that enjoys being turned into a human toilet actually coming out with her own “Eau de Toilette.” It’s probably safe to assume the fragrance will be yellow in color . . . almost golden. And it’s smell will have a touch of muskiness to it . . . along with a hint of asparagus.

[INFDaily.com]

Kim Kardashian at the Hancock premiere in London (6/18)

Kim Kardashian is one of the worst types of human beings imaginable. No, not a child molester — a line cutter. Earlier this month, Kim jumped to the front of the line at an L.A. Starbucks using a pretty lame excuse. A source told Star:

“Kim walked right to the front and started ordering. She said she had to get in and out quickly because there were photographers waiting outside to take her picture and she needed to rush back out.” (Source)

Wouldn’t it be nice if Kim was the other kind of cutter? At least then we’d presumably get a reprieve from seeing her fat ass in a bathing suit while her wounds healed. Frankly I think Kim just got confused when she saw the line of men at Starbucks — she did what came naturally to her — she got to the front of it.

NOTE: Also having to “get in and out quickly” because there were photographs to be taken of Kim: Ray J.

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Kim Kardashian bikini pics! (Monte Carlo - 6/12)

I wanted to post these on Friday but I’m pretty sure posting that many pics of Kim K’s fat ass in one day would have caused a ripple in the space-time continuum. Like I would have waken up on Saturday and my girlfriend would have warped into my sister or something. Don’t laugh, that shit happens. Happened to my friend last year. He got super drunk and hooked up with this smoking hot chick. Woke up the next morning next to his cousin. Fucking space-time continuum man. You never know when that shit is gonna strike.

[INFDaily.com]