Kim Kardashian leaving a birthday party in Beverly Hills
You probably already know this because you obviously watch the show -- obviously, but on Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians
, Brody Jenner let it spill that Kim Kardashian once made out with her stepbrother Brandon. Enjoy that marriage, Kanye. Via the Daily Mail
"I feel like Brody is crushing on Kim, look how red he is," teased family matriarch Kris Jenner while they were all riding on a boat. "I think you have had a crush since you were like seven-years-old."
Brody then revealed that his brother Brandon, who sat nearby with wife Leah Jenner, had actually kissed Kim when they were younger.
"That was him and Kim. They kissed back in the day," laughed Brody pointing at his embarrassed brother.
"You kissed Kim?" Kris asked in mock horror as the rest burst into laughter.
"It's on you now. And he knows it's true," laughed Brody as Brandon squirmed.
In Kim's defense, there was nothing sexual about making out with Brandon. She simply thought he swallowed a dollar bill and she was trying to get it back. "GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!"*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 11
at the Valentino show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here
leaving Little House restaurant in Mayfair, London (pics start here
attending the Roshi Porkar show during Berlin Fashion Week in Germany (pics start here
on the set of Sons of Anarchy in L.A. (pics start here
at the Elie Saab show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here
leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here
leaving her son's school in L.A. (pics start here
on her way to a meeting in Beverly Hills (pics start here
leaves Petrossian restaurant in West Hollywod (pics start here
and a friend leaving Scott's restaurnat in Mayfair, London (pics start here
leaving an acupuncture clinic in L.A. (pics start here
out and about in L.A. (pics start here
*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ran up a $20k bill at Castle Oliver in Ireland on their honeymoon, and then skipped out on the bill. Hah! Fuck those family run businesses! Fags! From Radar
According to a source, they packed up after dinner complaining the castle was "too big" and that cellphone reception was dismal, checking in to the Ballyfin House in Co Laois instead.
But according to hotel insiders, the hotel had already ordered countless items to satisfy their over-the-top demands, and when Kimye reversed the deposit on their American Express card, the hotel staff were left on the hook for thousands!
Now, "everyone involved in making their honeymoon perfect at Castle Oliver has been completely burned," said the source. "We're not just talking about the hotel, but providers from all around the local area who gave their services and time in good faith that Kim and Kanye would pay them. But they won't get their money back."
I know everyone likes to poke fun at Kim Kardashian, but in all honestly, she's a truly horrible person. There's a catch to everything; a selfish motive to every action she takes. It must be a terrible way to live your life. Even Kim Jong-Un occasionally visits a children's hospital without tipping off the press beforehand. And sure, those children are in that hospital because he buys missiles instead of medicine, but still, you get the point: Kim Kardashian is worse than a North Korean dictator.*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
A dream third wedding for Kim
Kris Jenner is "seething" that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian didn't cash in on their wedding pictures, and instead released them to the internet. The New York Post
says they turned down international offers of $11 million for the pics. International? Hell, I'm assuming. From the paper:
Kardashian klan mastermind Jenner, however, "very much wanted to sell the pictures," a source says, pointing out that Jenner gets commission on her kids' business interests. The source told Page Six, "Kris was none too happy."
But West had other ideas. "Kanye is taking a page from [Jay-Z and Beyonce], who own their photos," a source said.
Another source close to Kim insisted that Jenner had nothing to do with her decision to turn down money for the wedding photos. "These are Kim's wedding pictures," the insider said. "Kim and Kanye were getting offers for money, and they decided with their teams not to take any."
I like how the Post
says that Kanye "and Kim" decided not to sell the pics. Make no mistake, this was 100% Kanye's decision. Kim won't turn down a nickel she finds on the sidewalk. Getting her to give up $11 million for doing literally no work whatsoever is like getting Jonah Hill to give up donut cheeseburgers
. You can try, but you're gonna lose an arm.
*11 Kanye Kim pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York
Still pretty early in the morning so I wanted to get the daily "Kim Kardashian is showing her tits" post out of the way before we move on to some other stuff. That's her in New York yesterday. Tough luck she only packed one see-through shirt and she finds herself in a city with no clothing stores. Or is that just a rumor I heard?
*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian returning to her apartment in New York
Here's Kim Kardashian and her daughter North in New York yesterday. Ah, what memories this brings back. I think we can all remember those lazy Monday afternoons from our childhood, our mother dressed like an escort, pushing us in a stroller down the street as men threw $20 bills at her in the hopes they'd get their dicks sucked. #nostalgia
*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian at Ploskovice Castle in Ploskovice Czech Republic
Is it possible that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West could get any more annoying? Yes, actually, it is. Because now they're tonguing each other in public. That's the two of them at Kanye's stylist Renelou Padora's wedding in the Czech Republic over the weekend. Yes, they both wore white to a wedding. Tacky assholes
. They better have bought Renelou a really nice blender.
*25 Kim and Kanye pictures total in the gallery:
Rob Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport
I don't want to write too much about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding because fuck them (if you want to know how dignified the event was, Joe Francis was there), but I did want to give some props to Rob Kardashian for doing his best to ruin the affair. He bailed on the wedding and flew back to L.A. because he hates his family (hey, me too!). From x17
A source tells X17online, Kim and Rob had it out Friday before the lunch at friend/designer Valentino's chateau. Kim wanted the departure from Paris to look like a catwalk, with every member of the Kardashian clan wearing beautiful Valentino couture and looking like a million bucks. Obviously Rob didn't fit into that plan and that's when the war began ...
"Rob said he was sickened by Kim and Kanye's display of wealth and clothes and beauty and called it 'superficial bullshit' but Kim was pissed that Rob hadn't made an effort to drop any weight over the past few months. Rob basically thinks Kim cares about him only for his appearance and he said he'd 'make life easier' for her and just leave."
Rob Kardashian -- a confirmed Kardashian -- is sickened by ostentatious displays of wealth? Is 27 too old to give a child up for adoption? Because Kris Jenner will drop his ass faster than a handful of pennies. I kid, I kid . . . Kris Jenner would never drop a handful of pennies.
*15 Rob Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian and Steve-O in 2007
Just a little reminder this weekend as you will no doubt hear about Kim Kardashian's extravagant wedding to Kanye West at a fancy castle
in the French countryside: Bitch used to hang out with Steve-O. Money can buy you a lot of things; class is not one of them.*21 Kim Kardashian and Steve-O pictures total in the gallery:
The Kardashian sisters at the grand opening of DASH in Miami
The Kardashians are bringing their brand of class to the Hamptons this summer via their DASH boutique, and surprisingly, not all residents are thrilled about it. From the New York Post
Restaurateur Irma Herzog has drawn the ire of residents by leasing her property, an art gallery space adjacent to her Driver's Seat Restaurant, to Khloé and Kourtney, who are expected rent a nearby mansion.
A source said, "Southamptonites are abuzz that Irma Herzog has betrayed their village . . . Will Irma also be bringing back another bout of hepatitis? [Last year a worker was diagnosed with hep A, but inspectors later gave the restaurant a clean bill.] Now she brings trash to her backyard. People are lining up to buy Irma's property and get her out of town. She is a piranha."
Irma Herzog might be the biggest twat on the island, but guess what? Being compared unfavorably to hepatitis is no big deal to a Kardashian. Hell, Kim wears sexually transmitted diseases like a badge of honor. The bitches of Southampton will need to bring it harder than that if they expect Team KKK to feel humbled. Now, I don't want to make a bad situation worse, but if the good people of SoHamp have a problem with classless bores, then they might want to box-out Howard Stern.*20 pictures total in the gallery: