Kid Rock

A plastered Kid Rock celebrating his 39th birthday at LAVO nightclub in Las Vegas (1/17)

+ Britney Spears has a dick shirt [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rosie O'Donnell is tapping that ass! [Just Jared]
+ Karly Ashworth (Big Brother UK) leaked nude pics (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Catherine Zeta Jones' boobs aren't looking too good [The Blemish]
+ Tourists caught having sex on top of fortress [Attuworld]

+ Maybe it's because she's an idiot [A Socialite's Life]
+ Video of Kim Kardashian taking it to the face [Yeeeah!]
+ Angelina Jolie talks shit about New Orleans [Cele|bitchy]
+ Joaquin Phoenix looks less homeless [I'm Not Obsessed] 

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Kid Rock at The Estate nightclub in Boston (8/1)

I'll never understand the bitterness of guys born with extremely small penises. Seems like you should just accept the cards that god dealt you and try not to be an asshole all the time.

Kid Rock at The Estate nightclub in Boston (7/28)

When asked by this month's Rolling Stone if he had a Twitter account, Kid Rock pulled a total Kid Rock. Oh you young kids and your social networks! Via the New York Post:

Count Kid Rock out as a fan of Twitter. "It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,' " the shaggy-haired rocker tells Rolling Stone. "I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."

Kid's right. Using Twitter wouldn't make good business sense. Why should he tell people how he's feeling for free when he can put those same thoughts on an album and milk them for a profit? The strategy's foolproof. Because if there's anything I know about music, it's that the public always embraces a musician who chooses greed over artistic expression -- just ask Metallica's Lars Ulrich.

Paris Hilton and Kid Rock leaving Crown Bar in West Hollywood (1/7)

Remember when Kid Rock hooked-up with Paris Hilton back in 2007? Well apparently he didn't learn his lesson because he helped himself to seconds earlier this month in Hollywood. From the National Enquirer:

Kid Rock was at Crown Bar in L.A. on Jan. 7 - and had his eyes on Paris Hilton! The rocker and socialite flirted and whispered to each other all night. At one point Paris threw her dress above her head, exposing her thong as she danced. Kid lifted his drink and toasted her. (Print Edition - 1/26)

Of course the most shocking thing about this story is that Paris was actually wearing underwear. Also shocking: the other people in the bar didn't succumb to exposure. Those people should be thanking God they're alive today. Because frankly, there's only one thing you can do in a nightclub that's more dangerous than seeing Paris Hilton raise her dress above her head: attend a Great White concert.

Kid Rock leaving Crown Bar in West Hollywood (1/7)

+ Kim Kardashian's ass still fat [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kelly Brook's Bikini Might Be See Through [Egotastic!]
+ Ashlee Simpson's first night out getting drunk since she gave birth [Just Jared]
+ Diane Kruger upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kevin Costner called 911 on himself [The Blemish]

+ George Lucas's doodles from the set of Star Wars [Holy Taco]
+ The life of a vagina (SFW) [Attuworld]
+ Candance Cabrera is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Patrick Swayze hospitalized [Cele|bitchy]