Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian at the grand opening party for Dash Miami (5/20)
What crappy economy? The Kardashian sisters have earned a combined million dollars the past few months through calculated fame-whoring. *beats head against keyboard* From the
New York Post:
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe's antics -- and their curvaceous figures -- have landed them big-money magazine covers, TV and media deals, as well as sponsorship from diet aid SlimQuick.
Even their little half-sister, Kendall Jenner, 13, is getting into the act -- she landed a contract with Wilhelmina Models in July and is now negotiating an advertising deal.
A source said: "The Kardashian sisters are big business. Their mother, Kris, is a smart businesswoman and manages their deals. She knows how to make the most of these big announcements.
"She's negotiating a magazine deal for Khloe's wedding, around $250,000, another deal for Kourtney's baby, and there will probably be yet another deal when Kim eventually gets back together with Reggie," our insider said. "Then there's the product deals -- they've already got the fashion line, now they're branching out into perfume and beauty products."
If you really think about it, all of these new found riches for the Kardashians can be traced back to one single moment: the release of Kim's sex tape. If it weren't for that tape being "leaked," Kim never would have become famous and her sisters never would have been discovered. So before you start blaming society for turning three worthless skanks into media darlings, remember who the real culprit is: Ray J's bladder.
Khloe Kardashian at her rehearsal dinner at The Lobster in Santa Monica (9/27)
Turns out Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's
wedding on Sunday was nothing but a sham. The ceremony was about as legal as Ali Lohan. The couple isn't officially getting hitched until they can hammer out a prenup. Oh hey, guess what's not going well. From
TMZ:
We've learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We're told the negotiations -- which began last Friday -- are already contentious.
Our sources say the couple will tie the knot -- legally -- once the prenup is inked.
This is outrageous. I want the gifts back I sent, the punch bowl I sent Khloe, and the bear mace I sent Lamar. Look, I know bear mace seems excessive, but you try fighting off a horny Khloe Kardashian using just regular mace.
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom leaving their hotel in L.A. last night It actually happened. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were married yesterday in Bel Air. Guests at the wedding included Kobe Bryant, Baron Davis, Ron Artest, Phil Jackson, Kelly Osbourne, Ryan Seacrest, Robert Shapiro, Babyface, Joe Francis, and of course, Alan Thicke. From
OK! magazine:
Hundreds of balloons were released into the sky over the ceremony after Khloe, in a gown by Vera Wang, and L.A. Lakers basketball star Lamar said their “I do”s.
Khloe was escorted down the aisle by her stepfather, Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner. Sisters Kourtney and Kim Kardashian acted as maids of honor while younger half-sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, best friends Khadijah and Malika Haqq and Lauren London were her bridesmaids — all of whom also wore dresses designed by Vera Wang.
In other news, the Los Angeles Lakers announced today that Lamar Odom will be out 4-6 months after severely injuring his back carrying a piano.
Khloe Kardashian out and about in West Hollywood (9/22)
Even though they've
known each other for 29 days -- that's almost an entire month folks -- some people are questioning Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's deep, 696-hour-love for each other. I know, ridiculous, right? You can't tame the heart. Many have tried.
MANY HAVE DIED. From
Fox News:
Khloe Kardashian has now officially confirmed that she is planning to marry L.A. Laker Lamar Odom this Sunday and that she "couldn't be happier." But not everyone in Hollywood believes it, in spite of their over-the-top displays of affection, which FOX411 spies say are awkward at best.
The couple showed up at the NSF and GQ magazine benefit to end Puppy Mills Tuesday night and stayed glued to each other all night. According to our spies, Khloe was not wearing an engagement ring (although she did show off a pair of diamond earrings from Odom) and the two refused to give any interviews, even about non-wedding related material.
“What are the two waiting for?” on insider wondered. “If they are so in love, why not share?”
But it wasn’t only partygoers that were left questioning the legitimacy of the romance, even their fellow celebrities have their doubts.
Singer Mya was overheard telling a pal that she is sure the engagement is “fake” and is nothing more than “publicity stunt" so Khloe can get some attention, since her two sisters seem to be taking it all.
This is absolutely insulting. How bitter must someone be to question a couple's committment and love for each other just days before their wedding? Frankly, I think that cynic Mya owes Khloe an apology for this outrageous accusation. Khloe isn't marrying Lamar for the publicity. She's marrying him for his money.
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian leaving M16 nightclub in West Hollywood (9/22)
Lamar Odom's bachelor party tomorrow night at Les Deux is going to be quite the classy affair. Totally kidding. It's being hosted by Joe Francis. From
TMZ:
TMZ has learned Joe Francis is hosting Lamar's swan song to bachelorhood tomorrow at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood. It will be a formal affair ... with stripper poles and "midgets." (Ed. Note: The invite promises "drinks, dj, stripper poles, midgets, & tons of candy")
Here's the good news -- Khloe's brother Rob will be there to keep an eye on Lamar ... unless he's distracted by the midgets and stripper poles.
Since a bachelor party's not a bachelor party without some skanks, Les Deux is also setting up a special booth where you can actually fuck Tila Tequila.
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom at the premiere of Whiteout at Mann's Village Theater in
Westwood (9/9)
Looks like Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom really are
getting married. This. Sunday. They've only known each other for a month. Lamar, we need to have a talk. A close friend of Khloe's told
Life & Style:
"It's at a private residence in LA. The wedding planner, photographer, groomsmen and bridesmaids have all been chosen. It's chaos at the Kardashian household!"
TMZ adds:
Sources close to the situation tell us every member of Lamar's team got an invite to the "secret" wedding -- including Kobe Bryant. We're also told all of the Lakers coaches were invited to the event. So far, no word on which Lakers are set to attend.
Mark my words. This wedding will be delayed at least a week or two because of Khloe. "Lamar, honey, I think we should do a few more -- maybe seven -- wedding cake tastings. I just really want to be sure."
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom leaving Katsuya restaurant in Brentwood (9/8)
It was just a few weeks ago that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom took their relationship public. And now they're getting married. Wait,
what? From
E! Online:
Sources tell E! News exclusively that Khloé Kardashian and her NBA star boyfriend Lamar Odom are already planning to tie the knot. A source close to the couple tells E! that Odom, a forward for the L.A. Lakers, and Khloé recently have been "talking about rings."
Members of the Kardashian family are neither confirming nor denying the wedding plans or a date. A rep for both stars have declined to comment. The planned marriage would be the first for Khloé, 25, and Lamar, 29, who had three children with his former longtime girlfriend, Liza Morales.
Sources say Khloé and Odom met over the summer through mutual friends. "They instantly hit it off," says a source. "It's like they've known each other for years."
It's said that for a relationship to be successful, the woman should always be better looking than the man -- which is why THIS relationship might actually work. It appears as though Khloe has found the one professional basketball player (not named Dennis Rodman or Sam Cassell) that she's actually better looking than. Unfortunately if the two ever decide to have kids, they'll probably end up looking like a cross between Frankenstein and
Rocky Dennis . . . so a lot like Brad Garrett.
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom leaving STK restaurant in West Hollywood (9/3)
Los Angeles Lakers' forward Lamar Odom was seen leaving STK restaurant with Khloe Kardashian last night. But it's not what you think. They're not involed romantically or anything like that. Lamar was just trying to convince her to sign with L.A. -- they are in dire need of a backup center.
Khloe Kardashian leaving the CW studios in New York (8/13)
Despite all the warnings from me ("Don't do it" . . . "People will get confused" . . . "You're taking your life into your hands"), Khloe Kardashian wore an animal print outfit -- zebra -- while out and about in Manhattan yesterday. Tragically, later in the day, she was shot by a big game hunter. She's currently mounted above the fireplace at his home in Poughkeepsie, New York. What a completely avoidable tragedy. So sad.
Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian at Bravo's "A-List Awards" in L.A. (4/5)
In an interview with Marc Malkin of
E! yesterday, Khloe Kardashian (aka the "big one") left open the possibility that she'd pose for
Playboy one day. Aw dammit. Khloe said:
"I like doing things for a reason, and not just because someone gave me a big check. So I personally will say, not right now, but I can't say never."
The sad thing about this story is that Hugh Hefner would probably let Khloe pose. He's 83. He's so senile that his staff asks him who he wants the next Playmate of the Month to be and his response is "Get President Truman on the phone!" 83 is kind of a large number to wrap your head around, so let me put it into perspective just how old he is: The average playmate is 22-years-old. Hugh once left his turn signal on longer than that.
