Khloe Kardashian

Paparazzi photos from Friday, April 29

Khloe Kardashian leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Pia Toscano on the set of Entourage (pics start here)

Jaime Pressly out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rose McGowan arriving at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood for a screening of An American in Paris (pics start here)

Audrina Patridge arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon at the French premiere of Water For Elephants at Le Grand Rex in Paris (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving at Poko Event Productions in Westwood (pics start here)

Alexander Skarsgård leaving Joan's on Third (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Demi Lovato arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Ben Affleck and a mystery woman in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Eva Mendes leaving MTV Studios in New York (pics start here)

Neil Patrick Harris moving into his new house in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Khloe Kardashian in South Beach (3/9)

A smooth one that Khloe Kardashian. Like sandpaper. From the New York Post:

Khloe Kardashian failed to notice a glass partition separating the deejay booth and the crowd at club Jet at the Mirage in Vegas Friday night, resulting in an unfortunate splashback. A spy said, "Khloe's attempt to shower the crowd with champagne from the deejay booth backfired, and she instead sprayed the turntables and deejay equipment." She "attempted a peace offering with DJ Ikon by posing for photos with him."

Obviously Khloe didn't see the glass partition -- it's only 7-feet-high. She was probably looking over it. Oh yeah, and I'm sure with his turntable soaked, the DJ preferred not to be compensated with something as useless as money and just wanted to take pictures. Which, as it turns out, might actually not be such a bad investment. I hear the National Enquirer is willing to pay a pretty penny for photographic evidence of Sasquatch.

*30 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Kourtney Kardashian at Dash New York last year

Breaking news out of New York this morning where it turns out that the Kardashian's boutique Dash is a steaming pile of donkey doo.From JCH:

We were curious about how the Kardashians’ DASH store is doing in New York, but they haven’t been forthcoming with any sales figures. There’s no doubt the Soho shop atttracts crowds - mostly young teens with their mothers. They have a burly security guard to keep order outside like a club doorman. The odd thing is that once these Kardashian fans get inside the store they can’t find much to buy. The shop has been described as looking more like a “set” than a functioning store and the racks of high priced glitzy clothes are sparse. Most customers have been observed leaving empty-handed, although quite a few spring for the $10 Dash bottled water as a souvenir.

Wait a second, are you telling me that something associated with the Kardashians is all about the outside appearance but lacks anything of substance on the inside? The hell you say! The only person less surprised by this story than me is their stepfather Bruce Jenner -- but that's only because he can't express emotion with his face.

*10 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Khloe Kardashian arriving at LAX airport to catch a flight to New York (2/12)

Khloe Kardashian was spotted at LAX on Saturday (to get a Cinnabon I'm presuming), and you could totally see her bra through her shirt. And nothing happened to her. At all. She's wasn't pepper-sprayed, tasered, or hogtied. But I wear one pair of crotchless rubber chaps . . .

*15 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Lamar Odom on Khloe Kardashian: She's "not small"

I mean, right? That's what he's hinting at here. When asked about a sex tape of Khloe and him being leaked, Lamar Odom told Playboy:

"When people see us in person, they see Khloe's not small. I’m not small. People see us and are probably like, Damn, I wonder how that looks. We wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about, but no, that’s not going down."

Sorry Lamar, there's only one type of person that looks at you and Khloe and actually thinks about what the two of you look like in bed: anorexics. Imagining that beast and Shrek-body-double (you decide which is which) getting it on is a better appetite suppressant than coffee listening to a George Clooney acceptance speech.

*16 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 11

Khloe Kardashian (and Nicole Richie) leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Sarah Shahi (Fairly Legal) filming an interview with Mario Lopez for Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kari Byron (Mythbusters) at the premiere of The Green Hornet at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on their way to dinner at Joe's Restaurant in Venice (pics start here)

Anna Faris out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Paris Hilton and Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen's ex-wife) shopping at the Beverly Glen Center in Bel Air (pics start here)

Matt LeBlanc leaving Scott's Restaurant in London (pics start here)

Calista Flockhart leaving an office building in Brentwood (pics start here)

Harrison Ford outside Claridge's Hotel in London (pics start here)

Kylie Minogue leaving her home in London (pics start here)

Lucy Liu out and about in Berlin (pics start here)

UK pop star Cher Lloyd at her hotel in Miami (pics start here)

*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Khloe, Kourtney, and Kim Kardashian promoting their new book Kardashian Konfidential at Borders in Century City (12/2)

That recording of Britney Spears that surfaced a few weeks ago in which she claimed she was being abused may not be the only fake recording out there. Take it away Chicago Sun Times:

In the wake of evidence that someone faked an audio tape alleging an ugly altercation between Britney Spears and her boyfriend, top L.A. agent Jason Trawick, there’s buzz that this kind of thing may be widespread.

Various Hollywood sources report similar tapes have been circulated to gossip websites and national celebrity gossip publications — claiming to reveal angry moments in the lives of stars like Longoria, Jessica Simpson and a couple of the Kardashian sisters.

“I think people will pretty quickly discover these new tapes are just as phony as the Spears tape,” a veteran Hollywood private eye told me Thursday. “Unfortunately, with the technology now available, it’s becoming harder and harder to prove these recordings aren’t the real thing. … My advice to anyone considering buying one of these tapes? Make damn sure they’re not fake before you pay for them,” added the source.

Creating counterfeit audio tapes to embarrass someone and then trying to sell those tapes to news outlets sounds like a pretty low class way to make money. Frankly, as someone that's in the well-respected and highly regarded industry of celebrity gossip blogging, I would never lower myself to that level. I'll just stick to more high brow endeavors -- like comparing Paris Hilton's vagina to the old abandoned well at my dad's house in the mountains. And with that, I must bid you good day Sir!

*21 Kardashian Sisters pictures total in the gallery:

Khloe Kardashian leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Biel leaving Red O restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Alicia Silverstone leaving Real Food Daily in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sheryl Crow arriving at LAX airport on a flight from Nashville (pics start here)

Model Sara Groen at a photoshoot at Bondi Beach in Sydney (pics start here)

Katie Price arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Paris Hilton shopping at Kitson in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a nail salon in Studio City (pics start here)

Jane Lynch and Dianna Agron on the set of Glee in L.A. (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Calabasas (pics start here)

Tom Hardy and Chris Pine on the set of their new film This Means War outside Penthouse nightclub in Vancouver (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Khloe Kardashian at a photocall for Wedding Central's "Ultimate Wedding Showdown" at Madison Square Park in New York (11/9)

Finally an answer to the question absolutely none of us were asking: Khloe Kardashian lost her virginity when she was only 14. From Radar:

Khloe Kardashian was just 14 years old when she lost her virginity with an 18-year-old man whom she was "secretly dating", she revealed on The View Monday.

"Looking back I think that's not a normal thing," the married reality star, 26, admitted on the talk show, adding that she almost felt "conned" by her older sex partner. "Well, not conned, but persuaded, because he was older and I felt I wouldn't be accepted or cool or whatever," Khloe said.

How did she feel after the act? "I felt so disgusted with myself," she confessed. "I stopped talking to him and actually didn't have sex for three years after that because I knew I was young and I knew I wasn't ready."

Her biggest regret: "I should have listened to my parents," she said, telling her fans, "don't let anyone pressure you, it's not worth it and how I felt afterwards."

You've got to wonder what this adult said to a 14-year-old to convince her to have sex with him . . . I usually try something along the lines of "I love you" or even more romantic like "take your pants off or I'll tell your mommy and daddy I caught you smoking." The sad thing this story illustrates is how young, impressionable girls that are just starting to mature sexually tend to be susceptible to the advances of older men. Which is exactly why I participate in a student exchange program. No english = no police report!

*10 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian at the grand opening party of their new boutique Dash in New York (11/3)

BREAKING NEWS: Kardashian fever has officially hit New York! The CDC just issued an alert to be on the lookout for hot clothes and even hotter accessories! . . . god I hate my life. From the New York Daily News:

In true Kardashian fashion, Wednesday's opening celebration of the sisters' SoHo boutique, Dash NYC, was not without drama. While seemingly perfect photos of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney making model-worthy poses on the red carpet suggest a night full of glitz and glam, the reality is that on the other side of that very carpet were hundreds of spectators - and not every fan was on their best behavior. The crowd, with cameras-in-hand, did their best to get a glimpse of the E! reality stars, but the excitement proved too much for some.

An NYPD source tells the Daily News that police were called to the scene "for a large crowd blocking the door." Contrary to some reports, no one was arrested, however the cops did issue "three summonses for disorderly conduct."

"Hundreds of spectators" gathered around to see the Kardashian sisters? Who are these idiots? Newsflash: If you want to see people whoring themselves out for money and attention, you don't have to wait outside of a boutique for hours. You can just turn on C-SPAN. The reality is that the thing that probably upsets the Kardashians the most about this whole incident is that these fans got in trouble with the police can't afford anything in their store.

*30 Kardashian sisters pictures total in the gallery: