Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Rug Company in West Hollywood (4/12)
LOL! While shopping in West Hollywood over the weekend, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were glitter bombed, with Khloe suffering the brunt of the attack (bigger target). Making things worse is that the glitter bombing was done by one of the creepier looking clowns I think I've ever seen. Oh, those poor little lambs, Khloe especially. She hasn't had that much tacky glitter all over her face since that morning when she was doing her makeup. Seriously, glitter is like crack to a Kardashan sister. It's like attacking Kris Jenner with a handful of twenties.
*32 glitter bombing pictures total in the gallery:
The Kardashian Kids clothing collection
The Kardashian Kids clothing collection officially launches in Babies 'R' Us stores nationwide this week. Designed for girls ages 0-24 months, the collection is perfect for those parents wanting to introduce their newborns to the exciting world of looking like you fuck on the first date. What parent could pass that up? I almost want to have kids now.
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Khloe Kardashian leaving Jinky's Kanan Cafe in Calabasas (2/15)
Note to Khloe Kardashian: When thick denim isn't even strong enough to hide your raging cameltoe, it may be time to invest in some bigger jeans. I know you really really want to be a size 10, but sometimes we don't always get what we want in life.
*20 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian leaving their hotel in New York (2/17)
Khloe Kardashian stood up for animal rights over the weekend, wearing a fur coat with the phrase "FXCK YO FUR" spray-painted in red on the back (she's not good at spelling). Above is Khloe leaving her hotel in New York. In front is her sister Kourtney. Holding an alligator skin purse. *face palm*
*25 Khloe Kardashian fur pictures total in the gallery:
The Kardashians are going out Heaven's Gate style
Kris Jenner says when the Kardashians finally retire as a reality family, they're going out all at once . . . with E! filing bankruptcy shortly after. Kris said:
"We made a deal with one another when we shot the first episode that if someone is not having a good time we'll have to stop, and no one has ever said they're not having a good time I think we're having the time of our lives."So the only thing keeping Team KKK on TV is whether or not the sows are happily producing cultural poison? Well, since being off TV is like death to these people, I believe a Heaven's Gate-style exit suits them perfectly. Hopefully Kanye will be a full member by the time the UFO flies by so he can join in on the tequila and cyanide shots . . . who are we kidding? -- this family isn't going anywhere. After all, it was Kris who promised her money makers that she'd quit as soon as they weren't having fun, and we've all heard how much she honors promises made to her family . . . specifically husbands.
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Kris Jenner is a monster
Kris Jenner being a terrible mother isn't a recent phenomenon -- she's been one for years. According to In Touch Weekly, Kris started Khloe on a gym routine when she was just 4-years-old. Holy crap. I was still figuring out how to use the toilet instead of my bed at 4-years-old. I can't imagine trying to learn the elliptical. From the magazine:
Kris Jenner's obsession with looks has reached a new high. The Kardashian matriarch not only wanted Khloe Kardashian to get a nose job at age 9 -- she had her working out at the young age of 4! In the new issue of In Touch, Kris' sister -- and Khloe's aunt -- Karen Houghton recalls how Kris would force Khloe, who's struggled with her weight her entire life, to exercise.What, can't a mother care about her daughter's happiness? This is Khloe Kardashian we're talking about here. Chewy is considered to be the least-talented Kardashian -- and her competition is a porn star and a woman too stupid to understand the concept of birth control. I think that Khloe should be honored to have a mother honest enough to tell her that she's a real beast who'll never find a man to take care of her unless she sheds some of that disgusting fat from her then 4-year-old frame. Has it worked? Well, you tell me. Khloe seems to be the most well-adjusted of the awful Kardashian Klan (well, as long as you ignore her own relentless self-promotion and love of fake relationships for the sake of getting her ugly mug on TV). Yep, Khloe is well-adjusted as long as you ignore her desperate cries for approval from her pimp. Oops, I didn't mean her pimp, I mean her mother . . . yeah, no differences between a pimp and Kris Jenner at all.
"Khloe might have been 4 or 5 years old when Kris would have me take her to classes to get exercise," Karen tells In Touch. "I would take her a couple of times a week."
Khloe has done all she can to build up her own self, but friends fear she'll never be able to tune Kris out completely. "Your parents are supposed to be there for you," says the insider. "You don't hurt your daughter like that."
*21 Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Khloe Kardashian appearing at Westfield Parramatta in Sydney, Australia (11/21)
I don't know what's more shocking about this picture of Khloe Kardashian at a meet-and-greet in Australia last week -- that her ass is now the size of Kim Kardashian's; or that this mall is packed for a Khloe Kardashian meet-and-greet like she's the fucking Beatles. C'mon, Australia, I used to think you were cool. Settle down.
*16 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
The Kardashians throw a yard sale in Woodland Hills (11/10)
Flynet says this is the Kardashian family hosting a yard sale "in which all proceeds would be matched by the family and go to the charities Greater Los Angeles Fisher House Foundation and No Kid Hungry." Yeah, right. You know those panhandlers that ask you for spare change to buy food, but you really know they're gonna take your money and go buy meth with it? This is the higher class version of that. You just bought Kris Jenner a new fucking Bentley, suckers.
*35 Kardashian yard sale pictures total in the gallery:
Khloe Kardashian shopping at Kitson in Beverly Hills (10/2)
Oh my gosh. Right after a braless Khloe Kardashian rubbed her nipples with ice, the paparazzi happened to show up and take her picture. How mortified she must be. I wouldn't be surprised if she goes into hiding and we never see her again. And by "I wouldn't be surprised if" I mean "please."
*20 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery: