Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian at Bravo's "A-List Awards" in L.A. (4/5)
In an interview with Marc Malkin of
E! yesterday, Khloe Kardashian (aka the "big one") left open the possibility that she'd pose for
Playboy one day. Aw dammit. Khloe said:
"I like doing things for a reason, and not just because someone gave me a big check. So I personally will say, not right now, but I can't say never."
The sad thing about this story is that Hugh Hefner would probably let Khloe pose. He's 83. He's so senile that his staff asks him who he wants the next Playmate of the Month to be and his response is "Get President Truman on the phone!" 83 is kind of a large number to wrap your head around, so let me put it into perspective just how old he is: The average playmate is 22-years-old. Hugh once left his turn signal on longer than that.
Khloe (r) and Kourtney Kardashian (l) at the grand opening party for the Sapphire Pool at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas (5/2)
Another Kardashian sister, another athlete. Fresh off
her breakup with NBA player Rashad McCants, Khloe Kardashian (aka "The Big One" aka "The Cruel Joke" aka "What the Hell" aka "Obviously Adopted") has begun dating Tampa Bay Buccaneers' running back
Derrick Ward. A source told
Star:
"Derrick met Khloe through Kim, and the four of them go on double dates. The sisters both really like sports stars!"
Indeed — Khloe last dated Rashad McCants, currently with the NBA's Sacramento Kings, but the two broke up in January due to his hectic professional schedule.
"[Basketball players] have 82 games a year...and I work so much," said Khloe. "It's hard to spend time together."
After the split, "her mom and sisters would try to set her up with guys, but she's been really picky," says the source. "So now the family is just happy she found someone she likes!"
I don't know where
Star found this source but it's almost funny how wrong he/she is. Khloe and Derrick aren't dating. They're just working out together. Derrick actually hired Khloe to stand in for Cowboys' linebacker DeMarcus Ware. He wanted to work on his backfield moves and escaping tackles and figured Khloe would be the perfect person to mimic the 6'4" 262 pound player. Good idea in theory. Bad idea in practice. She gave him a concussion two minutes into the first workout (Exclusive pic
HERE).
Khloe Kardashian at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (3/28)
Remember
the show Kim Kardashian put on with that lollipop at the airport in Miami a few weeks ago? Well her sister Khloe thought it'd be a good idea to copy her while in Vegas on Saturday. In other news, an Amber Alert has just been issued for the erection I had before I saw these pictures.
Khloe Kardashian bikini pics! (Miami - 2/27)
The "other" Kardashian . . . *checks records* . . . yup, that's the nicest thing I've ever said about Khloe. Here's another one -- the Chyna biopic that has no chance of ever being made: Khloe's a shoe-in* for the lead.
*size 14
Khloe Kardashian is single, hungryAlas, the tumultuous relationship that wasn't splashed across tabloids worldwide or talked about on entertainment shows on a near daily basis is over. Khloe Kardashian's boyfriend, what's his name, cheated on her. From
Life & Style:
It's all over between Khloe Kardashian and her boyfriend, Minnesota Timberwolves guard Rashad McCants. On Tuesday, Khloe told visitors to her Web site, “Rashad and I are still very much together.” On Wednesday, however, while on a trip to Minneapolis to watch Rashad play, she discovered that he’s been cheating, an insider tells Life & Style.
“Khloe was devastated when she discovered evidence that Rashad was cheating with girls online," the insider says. “She confronted him, and he reacted angrily and tried to deny the story at first before admitting that it was true. He’d been hooking up with girls over Facebook for the past two weeks.”
Khloe and Rashad, both 24, had been dating for six months. “I was so shocked; I thought I was in a committed relationship,” Khloe tells Life & Style. “I'm a little upset today, but I'll get over it. I'm going to Tampa tomorrow with my sisters to host Super Bowl parties and we are going to party the pain away.”
Don't be too sad Khloe - there's plenty of other fish in the sea. And, if you get lucky, some of those fish may even be fried and served with a side of buttermilk mashed potatoes.
Khloe Kardashian is a hypocrite
The sexy folks over at Faded Youth found a picture of Khloe Kardashian rocking a fur coat at an event in March, which is weird because Khloe is the newest face of PETA's "I'd Rather Go Naked" anti-fur campaign. So I guess a more appropriate title for her ad would have been "I'd rather go naked than wear fur . . . unless there's a bit of a chill in the air." In Khloe's defense, she is a Kardashian and would whore herself out to pretty much anyone and anything for publicity. I wouldn't be surprised to see her promoting hunting rifles next week.
Khloe Kardashian blows off DUI classes again
Remember when Kim Kardashian's sister Khloe got a DUI back in November? Remember when she was sentenced to jail for blowing off the court mandated alcohol education classes and her sister Kim said this:
Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.
Remember that? Oh hey, guess what. From TMZ:
[Khloe] was in court today for a progress hearing on her DUI -- and nearly blew it when the judge learned she hadn't completed her required drug and alcohol classes by today's scheduled appearance.The judge scolded the reality star this morning for missing more than one of her classes -- but Kimmy's sis says it wasn't her fault. KK blamed holidays that fell on scheduled class dates (they were closed) and over booked sessions (not enough seats) kept her from fulfilling her obligation -- but the judge wasn't having it.
The "Celebrity Apprentice" wannabe was still given until November 17 to complete her last class and is required to fly back from NYC this month to do a day's work in an L.A. morgue. (Source)
Ten bucks Khloe comes back on November 17 and says she still hasn't completed the class because the dog ate her car keys. If there's anything I've learned from my years in and out of a courtroom, it's that judges love excuses. They also love when you wear t-shirts with snappy slogans like "Judges Do It With Authority!" And Khloe, in case any of your friends try to call when you're in court, you might want to leave your cell phone on. You can thank me for the advice later.
[WENN]
The Kardashian sisters at BLVD restaurant in Beverly Hills (9/14)
The Kardashian sisters gave the paparazzi a piece of their mind Sunday while taping an episode of their reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians. And who can blame them? You know how hard it can be to remember your lines when the paparazzi are annoying you? It took Kim fourteen takes to finally nail this restaurant scene where she tells her sisters she "like really loves shoes."
NOTE: See that champagne flute near Khloe on the right? That's not champagne. That's actually gravy.
Khloe Kardashian sentenced to 30 days in jail
Kim Kardashian revealed on her blog yesterday that her (adopted? please?) sister Khloe Kardashian was just sentenced to 30 days in jail because of a DUI she got last year:
"I have been getting asked all day if Khloe is going to jail. I know my fans rely on coming to my blog for the truth...Khloe wants you to know she was sentenced to go to jail in regards to her one DUI case last year.
Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive! "
Interestingly, Kim titled the post, "Khloe in the News: Taking Responsibility." I couldn't agree more. It's nice to finally see one of these stars take responsibility for their actions and accept their punishment without bitching and whining. Bravo to you Khloe. Wait a minute, what's that? The only reason Khloe's going to jail is because she violated her probation by not attending alcohol education classes? She also failed to report for trash pick-up duty alongside the freeway? I'm sure that little part just slipped Kim's mind -- she's got a lot on her plate nowadays. Like double cheeseburgers. And hot dogs. And ice cream. Sometimes together. Sometimes with gravy.
[Pacific Coast News]
