+ Of course Audrina Patridge was something slutty for Halloween [IDLYITW]
+ Rihanna is talking about "it" on Thursday [Just Jared]
+ AnnaLynne McCord slips a nip [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Gerard Butler [Dlisted]
+ What's with the dude getting his picture signed? [Pink Is The New Blog]
+ Katy Perry turned Russell Brand into a total pussy [PopEater]
+ Ninja Turtles sold for $60 million! [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Please go away skank [Derek Hail]
The Hostess wrapper in the upper right is a nice touch
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom debuted their new tattoos yesterday on Khloe's blog. Since it's only a matter of time until these two break up, I figured we could use this post to come up with some suggestions for Khloe on what to change her "LO" tattoo to when she gets dumped:
+ Scarlett Johansson looking somewhat hot [Popoholic]
+ Britney is number one again [PopEater]
+ Balloon Boy mocking has already started [College Humor]
+ Tyra Banks is airing a colonic live on her show [Dlisted]
+ Alessandra Ambrosio has an oral fixation [Yeeeah!]
+ Say hello to Britney's crotch [CityRag]
+ Notorious B.I.G. and Miley Cyrus. Huh? [popbytes]
+ Katy Perry displays a naked version of herself at her home [Gabby Babble]
Claudia Jordan at the premiere of Law Abiding Citizen held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (10/6)
Khloe Kardashian was the rebound girl. Just a week before Lamar Odom met Khloe, he asked Claudia Jordan (Miss Rhode Island 1997, former Price is Right and Deal or No Deal model) to marry him. She said no. Transcript from Friday's Petros and Money Show (sports talk radio show in L.A.; former Lakers radio host Matt Smith talking):
"You want to know how in love Lamar is? Word is Lamar was madly in love with another young lady no less than one week before he met Khloe and asked that young lady to marry him and she said, 'whoa, slow down.' This was another celebrity that sees herself grace the pages of TMZ."
It's pretty clear he's talking about Claudia. Lamar and her were definitely an item before he met Khloe. Smith continues:
"So you wonder . . . maybe Lamar had alternate plans and alternate intentions of making himself more of a celebrity than just a dude that plays basketball for the Lakers . . . One week after he asked another young lady to marry him, he meets Khloe and three weeks later, he asks her to marry him."
So lemme get this straight, Lamar wants to become a big Hollywood star and his strategy to achieve that goal is to marry one of the Kardashian sisters. Really? Really? So I guess Blair from The Facts off Life was already taken? Tough break. In all seriousness Lamar, I wish you the best . . . divorce attorney. You might want to give William Kermisch a call. Great reviews on yelp.
Lamar Odom leaving his bachelor party at STK restaurant in West Hollywood (9/25)
You know how people are saying that Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom for the money (I said it, Khloe's mom said it, Khloe's dad, Khloe's grandma, Khloe's grandpa, Khloe 1st grade teacher, Khloe's pastor, etc.)? It might be the other way around. From the Chicago Sun Times:
According to a spy who attended Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding in Beverly Hills, the couple ''looked like they were very much in love ... but everyone there knows this is really all about money."
The reality TV star and the L.A. Lakers forward walked the aisle Sunday. "It's a financial arrangement," the guest said, "but with Lamar not having a prenup -- and supposedly not getting a dime from mthe millions Khloe is cashing in on this wedding -- people wonder what he's getting out of this.''
An answer to that question comes from a Lakers front office staffer. ''It's all about being in the spotlight. Lamar craves the attention and he's fascinated by how Khloe and her family get it. ... It's always bugged him how Kobe [Bryant] and Shaq [O'Neal] and Michael [Jordan] are such media magnets. He wants that too. He figures being with Khloe will only help to build his brand too.''
Sorry Lamar. Building your brand like Kobe, Shaq and Michael takes one thing that you don't have: an Amazonian gender-challenged wife talent. Those other guys became superstars because they were winners, not because they married into a family made up of urinal cake impressionists, out-of-wedlock pregnant midgets, or parents that sold their soul to keep O.J. Simpson from being convicted. Did you know that Dr. Phil is actually threatening to build a studio in their basement? True story.
Paris and Nicky Hilton leaving the HD Vision Broadcast Center in Studio City (6/12)
I hope Paris and Nicky Hilton didn't buy Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom a gift before their wedding. It would have been sort of awkward since the two never got invited. Ouch. From Betty Confidential:
They were BFFs growing up, but neither Nicky Hilton nor her sister, Paris, was invited to Khloe Kardashian’s wedding on Sunday.
We caught up with Nicky over the weekend as she celebrated her 26th birthday a few days early at Dusk nightclub at Caesar’s Palace in Atlantic City, NJ. While the Hiltons and Kardashians were friends growing up, these days, it seems they’ve grown apart. "I wasn’t invited to Khloe’s wedding this weekend," Nicky admitted, "but if I had been, I would have stuck to ordering her a gift off her registry - it’s always the way to go. None of our family was invited to the wedding."
Well at least Nicky would have ordered a gift off the registry. If Paris was invited, there is a 100% chance she would have given Khloe and Lamar a DVD box set of The Simple Life and an autographed picture of herself.
Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian at the grand opening party for Dash Miami (5/20)
What crappy economy? The Kardashian sisters have earned a combined million dollars the past few months through calculated fame-whoring. *beats head against keyboard* From the New York Post:
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe's antics -- and their curvaceous figures -- have landed them big-money magazine covers, TV and media deals, as well as sponsorship from diet aid SlimQuick.
Even their little half-sister, Kendall Jenner, 13, is getting into the act -- she landed a contract with Wilhelmina Models in July and is now negotiating an advertising deal.
A source said: "The Kardashian sisters are big business. Their mother, Kris, is a smart businesswoman and manages their deals. She knows how to make the most of these big announcements.
"She's negotiating a magazine deal for Khloe's wedding, around $250,000, another deal for Kourtney's baby, and there will probably be yet another deal when Kim eventually gets back together with Reggie," our insider said. "Then there's the product deals -- they've already got the fashion line, now they're branching out into perfume and beauty products."
If you really think about it, all of these new found riches for the Kardashians can be traced back to one single moment: the release of Kim's sex tape. If it weren't for that tape being "leaked," Kim never would have become famous and her sisters never would have been discovered. So before you start blaming society for turning three worthless skanks into media darlings, remember who the real culprit is: Ray J's bladder.
Khloe Kardashian at her rehearsal dinner at The Lobster in Santa Monica (9/27)
Turns out Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding on Sunday was nothing but a sham. The ceremony was about as legal as Ali Lohan. The couple isn't officially getting hitched until they can hammer out a prenup. Oh hey, guess what's not going well. From TMZ:
We've learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We're told the negotiations -- which began last Friday -- are already contentious.
Our sources say the couple will tie the knot -- legally -- once the prenup is inked.
This is outrageous. I want the gifts back I sent, the punch bowl I sent Khloe, and the bear mace I sent Lamar. Look, I know bear mace seems excessive, but you try fighting off a horny Khloe Kardashian using just regular mace.
