Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian is a hypocrite

Polish model Joanna Krupa has started an online petition in an attempt to get the Kardashians to stop selling fur at their chain of Dash boutiques in L.A., Miami, and New York. Oh yeah, that'll work. The Kardashians are famous for putting ethics before money. From Fox411:

At press time, the petition had gathered almost 1,400 online signatures toward its goal of 10,000. Krupa, who has starred in PETA's famous "I'd rather go naked than wear fur," talked to Fox411.com about the crusade to make the Kardashians' fur free, and why she's focusing on the three famous sisters.

Fox411: Why are you petitioning the Kardashians specifically?

Joanna Krupa: "Because I am fed up with them always wearing fur while being fully aware that many girls view them as a fashion inspiration, and even role models. Being a star comes with not just fame and fortune, but with awareness and responsibility. What angers me the most is that Khloe did an anti-fur PETA campaig,n so you would think if she was so against fur, she wouldn't allow it to be sold in their stores. Plus she would talk some sense into her sisters and never put it on. It actually saddens me that one now has to question the genuine motivation behind Khloe's PETA campaign."

Come on Joanna, this is Khloe Kardashian we're talking about here. Do you really think accusing that beast of hypocrisy is gonna affect her behavior in any way? Khloe has the word "hypocrite" carved into her tusks. You better come stronger than that if you expect to make a dent in that armadillo-textured skin. If you really want to hurt her, drop her off on an island without cell reception or black dudes. In other words, Greenland.

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Khloe Kardashian and Alex Roldan

This really shouldn't come as a surprise to anybody, but the Kardashians are again attempting to turn a very private issue into a moneymaking opportunity. The latest involves Alex Roldan, Kris Jenner's former hairdresser and rumored father of Khloe Kardashian. Kris Jenner is allegedly planning an episode of Keeping up with Kardashians that confirms the rumor that Khloe is only the half-sister of Kourtney and Kim. Well, duh. Kourtney and Kim are 5'3" and Khloe was backup center to Rebecca Lobo on the 2001 New York Liberty. Um, I think. Fox News says:

Roldan, who is now a hairdresser in West Hollywood, is taller at 6’ than Robert Kardashian, who stood at 5’7,’’ Hollywoodite reports. Khloe is the tallest of her sisters, standing at 5’10’’.

Earlier reports this week from the National Enquirer also reported that Khloe was actually the daughter of O.J. Simpson.  Robert Kardashian famously represented O.J. Simpson at his murder trial for the death of his wife, Nicole Brown. Brown and Kris Jenner were close friends.

Hollywoodite also reports that the Kardashian clan is well aware of the news and that Kris Jenner was actually planning an episode of their show "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" around the revelation.

Khloe Kardashian learning that her real father is a hairdresser in West Hollywood is an episode of this dumb show that I wouldn't miss. I can see it now: Kris reveals Alex to be her true father; Khloe gets pissed, climbs the roof, and starts swatting down airplanes and helicopters. "Khloe! Get down from there!"

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, September 15

Khloe Kardashian (and Kylie Jenner) arriving at a dance studio in Hollywood to watch her brother Rob rehearse for Dancing with the Stars (pics start here)

Parker Posey and Alan Cumming on the set of The Good Wife in L.A. (pics start here)

Kelly Brook arrivings at Morton's Club in London (pics start here)

Sophia Bush out and about at Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

British model Amber Le Bon arriving to the Alchemy photography exhibition at Annoushka in London (pics start here)

Bollywood star Dia Mirza at the Panasonic new product launch event in New Delhi, India (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson out and about at Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

Christina Aguilera and her son Max leaving the Child Success Center in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Evan Rachel Wood out and about in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Kate Walsh leaving the Kate Somerville Skin Care store in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ryan Phillippe leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Deborah Ann Woll (True Blood) leaving a casting agency in L.A. (pics start here)

Leighton Meester filming Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Beverley Mitchell at a screening of Machine Gun Preacher at MOMA in New York (pics start here)

Shauna Sand at Fresh Brothers Pizza in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

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Khloe Kardashian at the Kardashian Kollection launch party in Hollywood (8/17)

MY CAPTION: "Khloe Kardashian's in feeding mode! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!"

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Monica Botkier files cease and desist against the Kardashians

Handbag designer Monica Botkier is taking legal action against the Kardashians after she says a handbag in their new Kardashian Kollection line for Sears is a knockoff of her own (comparison pic here, Botkier's bag on the left). I highly doubt that. The Kardashians have literally months of fashion experience. I doubt they would just rip someone off. Via the New York Daily News:

The lawsuit comes just after Botkier signed on with the Council of Fashion Designers of America and eBay's "You Can't Fake Fashion" campaign targeting designer counterfeits.

"Ironically we just discovered below how our Botkier ‘Clyde' was simply copied by Kardashian Kollection for Sears," Botkier wrote on her brand's blog earlier this month. "They say imitation is the highest form of flattery but we don't think so ..."

"In a case like this, it's upsetting because it's a trademarked shape for us, and people recognize it by sight," [Botkier] told WWD. "It's a lot more complicated because it's hard for independent designers to do anything against mass retailers or megabrands."

Can the Kardashians ever come up with anything on their own? First Kim rode to fame on Paris Hilton's coattails. Then her sisters rode on hers. And now her stepsisters are doing the same. If these chicks ever do something original, the Universe might just collapse in on itself . . . and by "Universe" I mean "Kim's ass."

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Khloe Kardashian really loves cake(s)

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, Kris Jenner, and Rob Kardashian went wedding cake-tasting at Hansen's Cakes in Beverly Hills on Friday. Oh, and Khloe Kardashian also partook in the tasting. She was actually already there eating cake (her 2 P.M. tradition) when Kim and everyone else walked in -- she didn't even know they were coming. What a lucky coincidence!

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Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian out and about in West Hollywood (7/28)

MY CAPTION: No Khloe! Kourtney does not have delicious candy in her colon! Bad!

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Kendall Jenner bikini pics!

Khloe Kardashian posted some photos on her blog yesterday of the Kardashian family 4th of July party, including some of her sisters Kendall (above) and Kylie in a bikini. Kendall's only 15 (which is really driven home by those pigtails), so unfortunately I'm limited to saying that that is a really nice hat Khloe is wearing. I would totally f*ck it.

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Khloe Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport (7/2)

+ Paulina Porizkova is in a bikini, topless (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ I don't know who this is but she is hot as hell [Popoholic]
+ Pia Toscano is getting paid [Just Jared]
+ Sharon Stone upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Don't forget to drink your milk [Holy Taco]

+ Elisabetta Canalis looking all kinds of sexy in a bikini [Celebuzz]
+ Selena Gomez rocking a sexy top [moejackson]
+ Johnny Depp made how much from the 'Pirates' movie? [Cele|bitchy]
+ Belen Rodriguez is the hottest chick you'll see all day [CityRag]

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Khloe Kardashian nip slip!

Khloe Kardashian appeared on Fox and Friends this morning to talk about the economy and whether we're at risk for a double-dip recession and I'm totally kidding of course. She was there to promote whatever the hell the Kardashians are promoting this week (mouth wash? golf clubs? motor oil?), and oops, hi nipple (video on Page 2 - nip comes out to play at the 4:50 mark). Being the classy lady that she is, Khloe immediately went onto twitter to post how sorry she was:

Thank God! I fucking love nipples!!!! "@Wendel817: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW."

I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! "@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?"

My mom just called me saying my nip slip is "all over the internet!" Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?

I should have Nip Slipped last night 2 "@JonathanCheban: Me& Khloé hit the town last night..before Nipplegate! http://twitpic.com/58b1fl"

I have to agree with Khloe on this one. They're just nipples. Guys have them, too. No big deal. Who cares if someone can see them . . . because they happen to be on a ladder next to your window. Certainly not worth calling the cops over. Seriously, fuck my neighbor. Bitch.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Khloe Kardashian nip slip pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*6 Khloe Kardashian nip slip pictures total in the gallery: