Khloe Kardashian


Khloe Kardashian leaving the Trump Soho Hotel in New York (1/13)

Khloe Kardashian told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens: Live last night that she and Lamar Odom made a sex tape. Hopefully not in the past few months. That would just be weird having to pull all the tubes out and stuff:
"I've definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex-husband," the svelte reality star told host Andy Cohen. "But not like, talking to camera. You remember those little cameras, little video cameras, that was my jam for a moment."

...the tape [is] still in her possession -- "in my safe," she said.... (New York Post)
This is the least newsworthy Kardashian story in the history of this family. Of course Khloe made a sex tape -- she's a Kardashian. It'd be more newsworthy if she did something totally against family tradition. "Breaking: Khloe Kardashian Dating a Nice Jewish Boy."

*10 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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It's Khloe Kardashian's butt

Because the Kardashian's new websites have become nothing but an outlet to post naked pictures of themselves, here's more of Khloe Kardashian's naked butt. You can subscribe to her site and pay for this stuff just like you can pay a hooker to dress up like a clown and scream obscenities at you. No thanks.

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I'm not sure why, but here's Khloe Kardashian posting a picture of her ass on her blog. Do you think O.J. Simpson is gonna get mad when his cellmate hangs this picture in his bunk? "Hey man, quit objectifying my daughter!"


Khloe Kardashian leaving a gym in L.A. (12/2)

The Kardashians will literally lie about anything. ANYTHING. Take Khloe Kardashian, for example. She was so proud of her baking skills on Thanksgiving that she just had to post a picture to Instagram:
I am sooooo proud of myself lol can I say that??? I filmed on a tripod, in my kitchen a lot of me baking and prepping for today so I will have that up on my app soon!!! I love testing myself and seeing what I can accomplish and actually make successfully! Now let's pray it tastes as great as they look!
The only problem is Khloe didn't bake those pies. She bought them. From the New York Daily News:
"The nerve. When I saw the pies on her table I thought, 'She has to be kidding me,'" Sweet Lady Jane bakery owner Jane Lockhart told the Daily News."I want to say, 'Good job. You want a job here?'" she sneered.

Lockhart recognized her signature pumpkin, pecan and cherry pies among the desserts in the picture, and was upset that Kardashian seemed to be taking credit for them. A manager at her bakery's Encino, Calif. location confirmed Wednesday morning that Kardashian bought pies there, TMZ reported.

"If she had given us credit, that would have been nice. Nobody has ever stolen our identity like that before," said Lockhart, who has owned the bakery's four locations for 27 years.
How big of a sociopathic monster are you to lie about something as wholesome as Thanksgiving? Jesus, I hope she lays off Christmas this year. "You see the White House Christmas tree? I grew it in my backyard and then cut it down myself."

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*25 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Khloe Kardashian leaving a gym in North Hollywood (11/29)

Did Khloe Kardashian buy her soul back from the devil? Or perhaps she switched brands of moisturizer? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .

*30 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Khloe Kardashian at the Cosmopolitan 50th Birthday Celebration in West Hollywood (10/13)

In the wake of Lamar Odom almost fucking himself to death, he and estranged wife Khloe Kardashian have called off their divorce. Yay! So romantic! From TMZ:
Khloe's lawyer Laura Wasser went before a judge Wednesday morning, asking a judge to withdraw the papers they both signed to end their marriage. The file was sitting in a pile waiting to be processed and signed by a judge. The judge granted Wasser's request and the file is now dead.

As we reported, Khloe privately vowed to be by Lamar's side during his recovery, which will take months, and a few days ago they both agreed to give their marriage another chance. They both signed the document Wasser presented to the judge, asking that the divorce case be dismissed.
You can't blame Khloe for calling off the divorce. Through her actions, you can tell she deeply deeply deeply cares about . . . money. Lamar going through rehab is at least a few seasons worth of material for her next reality show. Lamar traded Khloe's wedding ring for crack? That's a helluva season premiere. Lamar fell off the wagon and fucked a tranny on Skid Row? I'd watch that finale.

*25 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Khloe Lamar Divorce Off 1
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Khloe Kardashian leaving the Trump Soho Hotel in New York (9/15)

You know how they say dresses with vertical lines are flattering? What about lines that form into a giant vagina?

*15 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Because the Kardashians will promote anything for money, here's Khloe Kardashian shilling a "waist trainer" on Instagram yesterday. Cool, I hope more trends from the Victorian era catch on. Like this waist cincher or maybe tuberculosis. "Wahhhhhh, my lungs hurt!"


Rick Fox may be doing Khloe Kardashian

Is Rick Fox doing Khloe Kardashian? Sure, why not. He used to play basketball so this is entirely believable. From Star:
"She's fallen for him big-time," says a source close to Khloe. "To say it's love wouldn't be a stretch."

From pals to paramours Rick and Khloe appear to be a classic case of friends becoming lovers. "They hung out in the same circle for years, but the timing was never right," says a friend,

"Rick always said the thinks Khloe's gorgeous," the insider says of a man who's known his share of beautiful women. "Rick's been showering Khloe with attention. Her family absolutely approves."
Rick Fox . . . check. Okay, according to my calculations, that leaves Kurt Rambis. Kurt Rambis is the only current or former NBA player who has not seen one of the Kardashians naked in person. He must get teased so badly when they have NBA reunions. Dork.

*20 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian in Yerevan, Armenia (4/10)

Here's Kim and Khloe Kardashian paying their respects at the Armenian Genocide Museum in Yerevan on Friday. Kim was so touched by the memorial to the victims of the 1915 mass killing that she could barely muster up the strength to check her Instagram afterwards. Stay strong, Kim. America needs you!

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*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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