Khloe Kardashian


Khloe Kardashian (and Kourtney Kardashian) leaving Beyonce's concert in L.A. (5/14)

It's been bugging me, but I finally figured out what Khloe Kardashian's ass looks like. You know when you sit naked on a Xerox machine and hit copy? BAM. There it is. Khloe Kardashian has a Xerox ass.

*20 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian and Brody Jenner in 2007

Don't you dare call Brody Jenner a Kardashian. Just because his dad who became his mom married their mom doesn't mean he was ever part of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney's family. From Page Six:
Our spy overheard a conversation at Coachella in which a pal praised one-time reality star Jenner for the success of his "family," meaning the Kardashian clan.

We're told Jenner, son of Caitlyn and ex-stepbrother to Kim, Kourtney and Khloé, loudly shot back, "They're not my fucking family!"
My god, the balls on this guy. Kris Jenner is gonna have him drawn and quartered. Brody taking a stand against the Kardashians is like Winston Churchill taking a stand against Adolf Hitler and the Nazis years before World War II. A century from now, when we recall the terror of the Kardashian regime, we'll look down at the eternal flame on his tomb and realize that Brody Jenner was one of the most courageous Americans of all time.

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James Harden and Khloe Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy in West Hollywood last August

Khloe Kardashian revealed on Wednesday's episode of her talk show Kocktails with Khloe that she broke up with NBA star James Harden because, even though he wanted an exclusive relationship, he cheated on her. Oh, so Kris Jenner can have sex with O.J. Simpson but anyone dating her daughters have to remain faithful. Damn double standards.
"[James wanted a commitment]. I was, I mean I wanted it, but I wanted to be realistic. I was like, you know what, it's unfair. I'm working so much right now, you're in Houston, let me just say, we don't need to be committed. Nope. He sought me out, he wanted to be committed, and you know, then wasn't committed, so KoKo had to let him go-go ... I was like great, this guy's in it for the long haul, let's do it," said Khloe. "Uh, found out he wasn't, and I got the receipts to prove it.
Khloe has the "receipts to prove it." So that means either she hired someone to follow James around or snooped through his wallet when he wasn't paying attention. Poor girl. Just hang in there, Khloe -- you'll find the man of your dreams, get married, and live happily ever after in no time. It's often said that the foundation of any great love story are private investigators and a pervading sense of paranoia.

*5 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Khloe Kardashian Photoshop FAIL

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but there may be a supernatural presence stalking Khloe Kardashian. She instagrammed a selfie earlier today after her workout, and there appears to be some kind of space-bending spirit altering the very nature of reality as we know it. Well either that or she photoshopped the picture to give her more impressive muscles. Damn, that seems way easier than actually working out. I think she's on to something here.

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Khloe Kardashian leaving the Trump Soho Hotel in New York (1/13)

Khloe Kardashian told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens: Live last night that she and Lamar Odom made a sex tape. Hopefully not in the past few months. That would just be weird having to pull all the tubes out and stuff:
"I've definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex-husband," the svelte reality star told host Andy Cohen. "But not like, talking to camera. You remember those little cameras, little video cameras, that was my jam for a moment."

...the tape [is] still in her possession -- "in my safe," she said.... (New York Post)
This is the least newsworthy Kardashian story in the history of this family. Of course Khloe made a sex tape -- she's a Kardashian. It'd be more newsworthy if she did something totally against family tradition. "Breaking: Khloe Kardashian Dating a Nice Jewish Boy."

*10 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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It's Khloe Kardashian's butt

Because the Kardashian's new websites have become nothing but an outlet to post naked pictures of themselves, here's more of Khloe Kardashian's naked butt. You can subscribe to her site and pay for this stuff just like you can pay a hooker to dress up like a clown and scream obscenities at you. No thanks.

*10 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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I'm not sure why, but here's Khloe Kardashian posting a picture of her ass on her blog. Do you think O.J. Simpson is gonna get mad when his cellmate hangs this picture in his bunk? "Hey man, quit objectifying my daughter!"


Khloe Kardashian leaving a gym in L.A. (12/2)

The Kardashians will literally lie about anything. ANYTHING. Take Khloe Kardashian, for example. She was so proud of her baking skills on Thanksgiving that she just had to post a picture to Instagram:
I am sooooo proud of myself lol can I say that??? I filmed on a tripod, in my kitchen a lot of me baking and prepping for today so I will have that up on my app soon!!! I love testing myself and seeing what I can accomplish and actually make successfully! Now let's pray it tastes as great as they look!
The only problem is Khloe didn't bake those pies. She bought them. From the New York Daily News:
"The nerve. When I saw the pies on her table I thought, 'She has to be kidding me,'" Sweet Lady Jane bakery owner Jane Lockhart told the Daily News."I want to say, 'Good job. You want a job here?'" she sneered.

Lockhart recognized her signature pumpkin, pecan and cherry pies among the desserts in the picture, and was upset that Kardashian seemed to be taking credit for them. A manager at her bakery's Encino, Calif. location confirmed Wednesday morning that Kardashian bought pies there, TMZ reported.

"If she had given us credit, that would have been nice. Nobody has ever stolen our identity like that before," said Lockhart, who has owned the bakery's four locations for 27 years.
How big of a sociopathic monster are you to lie about something as wholesome as Thanksgiving? Jesus, I hope she lays off Christmas this year. "You see the White House Christmas tree? I grew it in my backyard and then cut it down myself."

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*25 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Khloe Kardashian Thanksgiving Pies 1
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Khloe Kardashian leaving a gym in North Hollywood (11/29)

Did Khloe Kardashian buy her soul back from the devil? Or perhaps she switched brands of moisturizer? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .

*30 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Khloe Kardashian at the Cosmopolitan 50th Birthday Celebration in West Hollywood (10/13)

In the wake of Lamar Odom almost fucking himself to death, he and estranged wife Khloe Kardashian have called off their divorce. Yay! So romantic! From TMZ:
Khloe's lawyer Laura Wasser went before a judge Wednesday morning, asking a judge to withdraw the papers they both signed to end their marriage. The file was sitting in a pile waiting to be processed and signed by a judge. The judge granted Wasser's request and the file is now dead.

As we reported, Khloe privately vowed to be by Lamar's side during his recovery, which will take months, and a few days ago they both agreed to give their marriage another chance. They both signed the document Wasser presented to the judge, asking that the divorce case be dismissed.
You can't blame Khloe for calling off the divorce. Through her actions, you can tell she deeply deeply deeply cares about . . . money. Lamar going through rehab is at least a few seasons worth of material for her next reality show. Lamar traded Khloe's wedding ring for crack? That's a helluva season premiere. Lamar fell off the wagon and fucked a tranny on Skid Row? I'd watch that finale.

*25 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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