Kevin Jonas

Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa at the DKNY Sun Soiree in New York (7/26)

Notice Kevin Jonas' hand in his pocket above? He's probably checking to see if he still has his balls. From the New York Daily News:

Kevin Jonas is a classic clinger. The singer kept close tabs on his wife, Danielle Deleasa, when they dined with brother Joe Jonas at La Esquina Friday night. A spy at the downtown hot spot saw Kevin personally escort his Mrs. to the rest room and stand guard while she answered nature's call.

This guy is so whipped that he had to stand by the bathroom door while his woman did her business? I'm surprised he didn't walk in there afterwards to help her wipe. Fellas, even if you're infatuated with your chick, give her some space. The only thing that turns a woman off faster than a guy that's clingy is a guy that's broke . . . which I guess explains why Kevin can afford to be clingy.

*10 Kevin Jonas pictures total in the gallery:

Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, and Nick Jonas

The Jonas Brothers on the cover of Tiger Beat

The Jonas Brothers outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (6/11)

Note to teen and pre-teen girls: The Jonas do not want your homemade crap. They want your money. From oceanUP:

Girls have been waiting outside the Four Seasons in Toronto for over a month. They will take pictures with the Jonas Brothers, and even GIVE THEM 'GIFTS'. Yesterday, a maid from the hotel came out with a few bags COMPLETELY FILLED with stuff she gathered that the Jonas clan left behind in their hotel rooms. She was showing the girls what she had found.

One of the girls was waiting outside the hotel when the maid came out. She dug into the bag and found a hand sketched picture of Kevin Jonas that SHE SKETCHED for him, earlier this month, and GAVE TO KEVIN AS A GIFT! She asked the maid where she found it, and she said 'the trashcan in one of the Jonas' hotel rooms'.

This story sounds pretty brutal until you realize that this young lady learned a very valuable lesson from this whole experience that she'll be able to build on for the next band she wants to be a groupie for: If you really want to impress a rock star, don't give him a present from your heart -- give him a present from your pants. For example, my mom gave Mick Jagger herpes. Oops, there I go airing family secrets again.