Kevin Federline is getting fat again PICTURED: Kevin Federline leaving a grocery store in L.A. on Sunday. An avid follower of the "Occupy Wall Street" movement, management kicked the former backup dancer out of the store after he tried to start an "Occupy the Snack Food Aisle" sympathy protest.
Don't give up K-Fed!
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Kevin Federline at his son's Little League game in West Hills, CA (5/23)
MY CAPTION: I didn't know they made chocolate-covered sunflower seeds.
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
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Kevin Federline at his son Sean's little league game in West Hills, CA (4/17)
Turns out Kevin Federline owes a shitload of back taxes to the IRS. I know,right? I couldn't believe it either when I first heard it. From
Radar:
Kevin Federline might want to call his accountant on this Tax Day to settle an outstanding bill he still owes to the IRS. Federline, the ex-hubby of Britney Spears, had a federal tax lien slapped against him in the amount of $17,969.81 earlier this year.
According to the just-released document, Federline owes money for the tax year of 2008, and the date of the assessment was February 15th, 2010. The document says that Federline is self employed. Federline does receive monthly child support from Britney Spears for their two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. The wanna-be's current girlfriend is Victoria Prince, is a former volleyball player, and is carrying his child.
This is obviously a mistake -- there's absolutely no way K-Fed owes any money to the U.S. government. Think about it. When a parent files their taxes, they're allowed a $1,000 tax deduction for each child they have . . . do the math. If anything, the IRS owes him money. But K-Fed shouldn't get too excited. By my calculations, Congress is gonna have to raise the debt ceiling just to pay his refund . . . and we all know how those negotiations
have been going lately.
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Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince Britney Spears will
not be supporting K-Fed's fifth kid, due sometime later this year. Man, what a bitch. Oh well, I guess there's always the State of California. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Spears reportedly rolled her eyes upon hearing ex-hubby Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince is pregnant — and has made it clear she will not be supporting K-Fed’s fifth child. Along with the two kids Spears and Federline share, the pop superstar also reportedly helps support the two children he fathered with Shar Jackson.
Sorry Britney, with all of the money you pay K-Fed in alimony, you absolutely will end up supporting his next kid. And the one after that . . . and the one after that . . . and the one after that . . . etc. Besides, are we really sure his girlfriend is pregnant? It looks like K-Fed is actually carrying the baby weight. Hell, are we even sure that's Kevin Federline? It looks a lot more like Kevin Smith.
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Kevin Federline at Subway in Riverside (3/22)
MY CAPTION: "Hi, can I get 12 footlong steak and cheeses . . ."
YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .
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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline both attend son's Little League game Britney Spears and Kevin Federline sorta hung out over the weekend. The two were both at their son Sean's Little League game in Calabasas -- Britney's on the left in the stands and Kevin's coaching on the right . . . yes he's wearing sandals with socks. Making things even more awkward was that Britney's current boyfriend Jason Trawick and Kevin's current girlfriend Victoria Prince were both there. Making things even more more awkward was that this was a total coincidence. Britney hangs out at this field every Sunday because she likes the nachos with chili on top -- she didn't even know her son was playing. "Can't wait to get summa that cheesy goodness in my tum-tum!"
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Kevin Federline at Del Taco in L.A. (9/21)
"Oh hey Kevin."
Is there any chance K-Fed is
not on a first-name basis with everyone that works at his local Del Taco? Hell, he probably pulls up to the drive thru and orders "the usual."
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K-Fed shopping for groceries in Chatsworth (7/26)
Remember
all the pounds K-Fed lost on
Celebrity Fit Club? Great news: He found them!
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Kevin Federline at Vons in L.A. (2/26)
Internal monologue of Kevin Federline: "If I get rid of all this nasty green stuff, this would make a great little container for my bacon."
Kevin Federline leaving a liquor store in Chatsworth, CA (1/27)
While on
Access Hollywood earlier this week to promote
his appearance on VH1's
Celebrity Fit Club, Kevin Federline revealed why he got
so damn fat after splitting from Britney Spears -- and it wasn't Twinkies and Häagen-Dazs . . . well actually it was Twinkies and Häagen-Dazs, but that wasn't the root cause. The root cause was sadness :( From
Access Hollywood:
Kevin, who will next be seen as a contestant on VH1’s “Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp,” told Maria that despite the rumors, he did not gain weight to secure a spot on the reality show.
“They called me and they asked me if I wanted to do it and I had maybe 24 hours to decide because the show started taping the next day after that weekend,” he said. “It just couldn’t have come at a better time.”
Married to pop star Britney Spears for two years, Kevin revealed that depression played a big part in his overeating.
“Once you get depressed, you don’t really feel like doing anything. You’re kind of discouraged about yourself and then the weight gain too, or that makes me more depressed,” he said. “I mean, it’s a combination of all of those things.”
What the hell does K-Fed have to be depressed about? He doesn't have to work, he has
tons of money pouring in every month, and he spends most of his days either at the strip club or
on the golf course. That doesn't sound like depression . . . that sounds like retirement. I'm surprised he hasn't moved to Boca Raton yet.