Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline at a gas station in Calabasas (5/4)

MY CAPTION: "Thanks for letting me borrow that five bucks!"

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Kevin Federline arriving at Sydney International Airport (3/1)

After losing a ton of weight on Celebrity Fit Club in 2010, surprise surprise, Kevin Federline gained it all back. So naturally he was one of the top choices to appear on the Australian celebrity weight loss show Excess Baggage, which just completed filming. And by "top choices," I mean he was one of the only guys who answered his phone. Thank God he still had some minutes left on his prepaid plan. Get it? Because he can't afford a monthly plan. 99% humor! Catch it!

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Kevin Federline is getting fat again

PICTURED: Kevin Federline leaving a grocery store in L.A. on Sunday. An avid follower of the "Occupy Wall Street" movement, management kicked the former backup dancer out of the store after he tried to start an "Occupy the Snack Food Aisle" sympathy protest.

Don't give up K-Fed!

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Kevin Federline at his son's Little League game in West Hills, CA (5/23)

MY CAPTION: I didn't know they made chocolate-covered sunflower seeds.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Kevin Federline at his son Sean's little league game in West Hills, CA (4/17)

Turns out Kevin Federline owes a shitload of back taxes to the IRS. I know,right? I couldn't believe it either when I first heard it. From Radar:

Kevin Federline might want to call his accountant on this Tax Day to settle an outstanding bill he still owes to the IRS. Federline, the ex-hubby of Britney Spears, had a federal tax lien slapped against him in the amount of $17,969.81 earlier this year.

According to the just-released document, Federline owes money for the tax year of 2008, and the date of the assessment was February 15th, 2010. The document says that Federline is self employed. Federline does receive monthly child support from Britney Spears for their two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. The wanna-be's current girlfriend is Victoria Prince, is a former volleyball player, and is carrying his child.

This is obviously a mistake -- there's absolutely no way K-Fed owes any money to the U.S. government. Think about it. When a parent files their taxes, they're allowed a $1,000 tax deduction for each child they have . . . do the math. If anything, the IRS owes him money. But K-Fed shouldn't get too excited. By my calculations, Congress is gonna have to raise the debt ceiling just to pay his refund . . . and we all know how those negotiations have been going lately.

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Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince

Britney Spears will not be supporting K-Fed's fifth kid, due sometime later this year. Man, what a bitch. Oh well, I guess there's always the State of California. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Spears reportedly rolled her eyes upon hearing ex-hubby Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince is pregnant — and has made it clear she will not be supporting K-Fed’s fifth child. Along with the two kids Spears and Federline share, the pop superstar also reportedly helps support the two children he fathered with Shar Jackson.

Sorry Britney, with all of the money you pay K-Fed in alimony, you absolutely will end up supporting his next kid. And the one after that . . . and the one after that . . . and the one after that . . . etc. Besides, are we really sure his girlfriend is pregnant? It looks like K-Fed is actually carrying the baby weight. Hell, are we even sure that's Kevin Federline? It looks a lot more like Kevin Smith.

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Kevin Federline at Subway in Riverside (3/22)

MY CAPTION: "Hi, can I get 12 footlong steak and cheeses . . ."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline both attend son's Little League game

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline sorta hung out over the weekend. The two were both at their son Sean's Little League game in Calabasas -- Britney's on the left in the stands and Kevin's coaching on the right . . . yes he's wearing sandals with socks. Making things even more awkward was that Britney's current boyfriend Jason Trawick and Kevin's current girlfriend Victoria Prince were both there. Making things even more more awkward was that this was a total coincidence. Britney hangs out at this field every Sunday because she likes the nachos with chili on top -- she didn't even know her son was playing. "Can't wait to get summa that cheesy goodness in my tum-tum!"

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Kevin Federline at Del Taco in L.A. (9/21)

"Oh hey Kevin."

Is there any chance K-Fed is not on a first-name basis with everyone that works at his local Del Taco? Hell, he probably pulls up to the drive thru and orders "the usual."

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K-Fed shopping for groceries in Chatsworth (7/26)

Remember all the pounds K-Fed lost on Celebrity Fit Club? Great news: He found them!