Kevin Connolly

Kevin Connolly and Sophie Monk leaving SUR restaurant after a date (7/17)

If you're a regular follower of Celebslam, you know I'm fascinated with chronicling all the ass that nerd Kevin Connolly pulls (see here, here, here, and here). I don't know what it is with him, if women are fascinated by his miniature stature or if he's hung like a great dane, but he consistently nails some of the hottest ass around -- or at least hotter than he should be nailing. And he did it again on Saturday, going on what WENN called a "romantic dinner date" with model/actress Sophie Monk. In related news, I'm now a 15th level Elf with Wizard powers on World of Warcraft. Loss of virginity, here I come!

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Kevin Connolly on the set of Entourage in West Hollywood (6/23)

Did you know Kevin Connolly still doesn't carry cash in his wallet because he's afraid of bullies? True story. From Life&Style:

It's still unknown if the Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky has sealed the deal with any of the contestants, but that didn't deter Entourage star Kevin Connolly from trying his luck!

"Ali was eating dinner at Dan Tana’s in Los Angeles with a bunch of gal pals on June 30, and Kevin came in to eat by himself at the bar," an eyewitness tells Life & Style.

The eyewitness says, "It looked like Kevin couldn't help but to go over to her table and introduce himself,” says the eyewitness. “With a big smile on his face, he shook Ali's hand and told her he was a big fan. He even sat and chatted with Ali and the girls for at least 15 minutes and sent a round of drinks over to their table. Kevin appeared smitten and excited to meet Ali. He was making all of the girls laugh and was eating it up!"

How the hell does someone as unappealing as Kevin Connolly have the confidence to just walk up to a gaggle of hot chicks and start flirting? It took me years of powerlifting -- YEARS -- to get that kind of confidence. I can't even wear normal clothes anymore -- the sleeves always tear. Seriously, it sucks. But what I really want to know is, if Kevin's out late drinking and picking up on women, who's supervising the night shift at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

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Kevin Connolly and Arielle Kebbel leaving a nightclub in West Hollywood (6/12)

That dork Kevin Connolly continues to pull ass out of his league (he's hooked up with Nikki Cox [when she was hot], Haylie Duff, Nicky Hilton, Stacy Keibler, Julianne Hough, and Hayden Panettiere in the past) -- he was seen leaving a nightclub last weekend with Arielle Kebbel -- the same Arielle Kebbel who ranked 48th on Maxim's Hot 100 list last year. I don't know where Kevin and Arielle went in that cab, but if I was a betting man, I'd say back to his place so she could get a jar of peanut butter down from the top shelf for him. "It's been up there since 2007!" Kevin probably said.

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Kevin Connolly is a dork

Did Kevin Connolly have sex with former Playmate/Travis Barker's ex Shanna Moakler? Unless the two left a party together to do a little stargazing -- ooh there's Orion! -- he totally hit that shit. From the New York Post:

Kevin Connolly knows poker and Playmates go together. For a poker tournament the "Entourage" star and a group of buddies organized at the Driskill Hotel in Austin, Texas, a couple of dozen Playboy Playmates were flown in just to keep things lively. The gamblers also rented the back room of Michael Ault's club Phoenix and had it stocked with Patron tequila. Connolly left through the back door with Shanna Moakler, who appeared on an "Entourage" episode in 2007.

How in the world does Kevin keep pulling such hot ass? Either most chicks in Tinseltown like their men short enough to do Ewok impressions, or he's got a double-jointed tongue. Hell, Travis Barker's neck is probably twice as long as this dude's torso. True story: I was in Beverly Hills a few months ago for a business meeting. I actually ran into Kevin as I was walking out of a parking garage. I gave him a wedgie and stole his lunch money.

Hayden Panettiere jogging in the Hollywood Hills (8/31)

Attention Hayden Panettiere, Entourage's Kevin "Hey, Down Here" Connolly totally wants to have sex with you. From BettyConfidential.com:

Kevin Connolly brought a surprising guest to the Voss-sponsored HBO Emmys party on Sunday night. Hayden Panettiere. The 35-year-old Entourage star spent the evening with the 20-year-old Heroes starlet. Hayden certainly likes her men older. She dated Heroes co-star, Milo Ventigmilia, 32, for nearly two years and has recently been linked to business mogul (and Lindsay Lohan ex) Harry Morton, 28.

“Hayden spent her entire evening at the Entourage table talking to Kevin. They were there to hang out together and stayed for hours until well after midnight. Kevin only left Hayden’s side towards the end of the night when he wanted to chat with someone at another table.”

As a celebrity, who you hook up with makes a statement. It says a lot about who you are, what you value, and where you are in life. For example, if you're looking to settle down and start a family, you wouldn't pull a Lindsay and blow Joe Francis in an alley behind a bar. In Hayden's case, clearly the statement she's trying to make by hooking up with Kevin is: "I want my future son to grow up to be a jockey."

Adrian Grenier, Kevin Dillon, Kevin Connolly, and Jerry Ferrara filming Entourage in L.A. (4/8)

Oh, did I say "dicks"? I meant "heroes." Adrian Grenier and his fellow Entourage stars kicked Russian model Irina Voronina (she looks great naked btw - pic NSFW) and her friend out of their limo on the middle of Sunset Blvd. because the uptight bitches didn't want to go to the after-party -- which is Hollywood code for "didn't want to have sex." From the New York Daily News:

"After doing two episodes, I was asked to do the main title shot in a limo with the boys driving down Sunset Strip,” Voronina recalls. "Myself and another actress were acting like we’re having fun in the limo with the roof open. But when the cameras stopped rolling, we went back to just being ourselves, like any professional actress.

"I wasn’t looking for anything else. But the boys were very direct about what they wanted to do later. It wasn’t like I was just being hit on. They were hitting on me in a very diminishing way. They made me feel like a piece of meat sitting with a big star.

“The other actress and I started to talk in Russian. We didn’t want to be there because there was so much tension. But I made it clear there would be no after-party. So the boys complained to the director, and we were basically told that we weren’t nice to the actors and that we were fired. We were told to ... get out right now in the middle of Sunset Strip in evening dresses in the middle of the night."

I might actually agree with the guys from Entourage on this one. Sure money, power, and fame are great, but the whole point of becoming a famous actor is the understanding that you get to bang the extras. Besides, Irina really shouldn't complain. There are a lot worse things in life than being picked up on by Adrian Grenier. Like being picked up on by Jeremy Piven. His best pickup line: "Can you get that jar down from the top shelf for me?"