Kendra Wilkinson and Joe Francis at Karu & Y nightclub in Miami (9/26)
From Hugh Hefner to Joe Francis. I guess Kendra Wilkinson really has a thing for guys who convince young girls to flash their tits for money and fame . . . and by "fame" I mean "t-shirts." From the New York Post:
Is Kendra Wilkinson trading up? One of Hugh Hefner's "Girls Next Door" took a break from the Playboy Mansion to hang with "Girls Gone Wild" chief Joe Francis in Miami. They were making out at Karu & Y on Friday before Francis went to club Heathrow. There, an onlooker said, "He was texting Kendra on his BlackBerry all night until she finally showed up at 2 a.m. . . . they stayed out until 5." Francis told us, "If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately [which closed at $3.94 yesterday, down from $12 a year ago], wouldn't you think about upgrading, too?" (Source)
Is going from Hugh Hefner to Joe Francis really "trading up"? That's like choosing lead over coal. Sure one might be harder than the other, but in the end they're both worthless old fossils that can be dangerous if ingested orally.
She must see a math problem
Hugh Hefner's soon to minus one girlfriend. The Playboy patriarch's youngest girlfriend, 23-year-old Kendra Wilkinson, is reportedly moving out of the mansion after the fifth season of her E! reality show Girls Next Door wraps filming later this year. An insider told In Touch Weekly:
"Kendra Wilkinson has been offered her own reality show about starting her life over again when she moves out of the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Hefner knows her time is coming."
Why exactly is Kendra leaving? She has it good at Hef's place. Fame, fortune, and a boyfriend whose balls are only slightly less wrinkly than his face. Now that Kendra's moving out, there's only one profession that she's qualified for: hooker stripper 49er. She's been gold digging for so long, it'd be the perfect fit. Also a perfect fit for Kendra: a grain silo.
Dasha Astafieva
Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has supposedly fallen for a Ukranian model, holding hands with her, sitting in on her photos shoots -- and his three girlfriends are pissed. Dasha Astafieva first caught Hefner's eye after being invited to the Playboy Mansion in a search for a cover model for the New Year's issue. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Dasha's natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef's heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her." (Source)
If Hef is stunned by Dasha's "natural endowments," her body must be smoking -- especially since the guy's seen more ass than a proctologist and Nick Hogan's cellmate combined! Maybe Hef's infatuation with Dasha marks a nationwide trend away from plastic Barbie wannabes like his current trio of girlfriends, and towards all-natural women. Or maybe it just means the warranty on their tits is almost up.
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Last month it was revealed there was some major drama going down in the Playboy Mansion between two of Hef's girlfriends, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. Now the New York Post claims Kendra may be getting her ass dumped. A friend of Wilkinson's told the paper:
"Holly and Bridget hate her. They're totally jealous. She has her own empire now. She's got a clothing line, a modeling career and an exercise empire. They're just sitting there hangin' with Hef. Kendra was never really Hef's girlfriend. She was cast for the show [E!'s 'The Girls Next Door'] because Bridget and Holly are old, and they needed a young hot girl for Hef. She was selected from a bunch of Playmate wannabes . . . She's definitely out. There are too many rules and Holly and Bridget want her gone. They're so mean to her."Wilkinson has had a hard time sticking to the rules of the Playboy mansion - which include a curfew and a strict "no dating other men" line.
"She goes out all the time really late and parties," her pal says. "She's definitely been linked with other guys . . . She likes rappers and sports guys." (Source)
Kendra has a "clothing line"? That's impossible. The only kind of clothing Kendra knows anything about are birthday suits. And what makes her such an expert on exercise anyway? The only muscles she's been flexing over the past couple of years are found in her jaw. Besides, calling Holly (28) and Bridgette (34) old is insulting to a guy like Hef . . . especially since his artificial hip is older than both of them combined.
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Kendra and Holly hate each other
Bad times at the Playboy Mansion. Basically Holly (r) is a bitch and everybody in the Playboy empire hates her, especially Kendra Wilkinson (l). TMZ says:
TMZ spies tell us Hef's number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist ... causing major drama with the staff and on the set of "The Girls Next Door." We're told everyone "hates" Holly, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting.It's gotten so bad, those two can't be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that's posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur. As for Bridget, she's Switzerland, often trying, but failing, to keep the peace.
Our spies also say Holly's ambition is spilling over to the magazine too. She wants to have editorial control over the mag's spreads -- which is not going over well with longtime employees. (Source)
I knew this would happen when once Hef hired Holly as a junior editor at the magazine. I knew the power would go to her head. You know how the old saying goes -- give a woman nine inches and she takes a mile . . .
Here's some more photos I snapped on the red carpet yesterday at the ESPYS. That's Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door in the above picture. And below is a disturbing image of her breasts that shall forever be burned into my memory. If those hairs were any longer, she'd have to shampoo and condition them.
Kendra Wilkinson
"The Girls Next Door" star Kendra Wilkinson (aka one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends) published a weird rant about reality shows on her website (all spelling and grammar mistakes are Kendra's own):
"I want you guys to know that I know that this fantasy land I live now doesn't last forever and I now that and that's why i go to school," Hugh Hefner's girlfriend writes. "This can all go away in the blink of an eye so I am also using this situation to save money for my future. Oh yeah and what you see on tv is not always the truth by the way even if its a reality show."
Kendra going to school explains why I've seen so many finger-paintings on Hugh's refrigerator. "Hugh! Hugh! Teacher gave me a star on my turkey drawing"......"that's nice Kendra honey, but when you're talking, that means your mouth is not on my penis."
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