Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra Wilkinson on the cover of December's Playboy

Kendra Wilkinson wants to clear something up about the new issue of Playboy. The nude pictures of her are from an old photoshoot, back when she was young and immature. The new Kendra -- the classy Kendra -- would never participate in an activity that objectified women like a nude photoshoot. She wrote on her blog:

“Hey guys! So I wanted to clear something up really quick! A lot of you saw on my show that I was struggling to decide whether to pose for Playboy again or not. I AM on the December cover of Playboy but it wasn’t from a recent shoot. The photos are from a shoot I did 2 years ago when I was still living in the mansion. I’m flattered to be on the cover again and as you all know Playboy has a very special place in my heart! I just wanted you guys to know I didn’t recently pose.”

It's probably a good thing Kendra is using her older pictures (artist's rendering of what these pictures may look like starting here - NSFW). The only people that want to see a naked married woman with stretch marks are creepy fetish perverts their husbands no one. As a matter of fact, Playboy should have standards and adhere to the three criteria guys want to see in their masturbatory models: blonde hair, big tits, and an unused cervix.

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Kendra Wilkinsons is still best friend with Hugh Hefner

Remember when Kendra Wilkinson used to bang that 80-year-old man a few years ago? You'd think she'd try to block those memories to stop the 'Nam-like flashbacks and night sweats, but nope, she's still friends with him. "Tell me another story about World War I, Hugh!" From People:

"I can tell you that Hef is my closest friend," Wilkinson, 25, told PEOPLE. "I'm not just saying that. He makes sure he writes to us every chance . . . He's always thinking about us, and that's a real friend."

But it doesn't sound like hubby Hank Baskett has any reason to be concerned.

"I want Hef to see how my life is - it's just great," Wilkinson said, gushing about Baskett and their ten-month-old son. "I'm just excited to catch up on things."

Wilkinson, who caught up with her long lost pal Thursday, calls Hefner a very thoughtful man. "Hef always says, 'I'm thinking about you,'" she said. "He asks, 'How are you guys doing? Are you doing okay?' "

Oh yeah, I'm sure Hef is always "thinking" of Kendra . . . with one hand on his defibrillator and the other down his pants. Am I the only one who thinks it's a little creepy that the closest friend a 25-year-old chick has is an 84-year-old man who's not her grandpa? I guess I always imagined that buxom blondes in their mid-20s would have other buxom blondes in their mid-20s as their closest friends . . . and that they'd constantly be practicing their French kissing and having pillow fights. But maybe that's just my DVD collection vivid imagination talking.

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Kendra Wilkinson shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (10/26)

Kendra Wilkinson wants to do Playboy again, but isn't happy with her body. She's trying to act like her husband put his foot down (but was totally cool with her graphic sex tape mind you), but really she just wants to lose some weight. From Life & Style:

Life & Style has learned that Kendra Wilkinson has rejected an offer to grace the cover of Playboy.  "She's not worried about her husband, Hank [Baskett], or offending people," an insider tells Life & Style. "She just wants to lose more weight before doing it." The shoot wouldn't even require Kendra to bare all, but she still balked. "If and when she's ready to do it again, she will," says the insider. "But not right now."

Kendra feels modest about her body now? Why? She's been naked so many times, there isn't a square inch of it we haven't seen. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure I could pick her vulva out of a line-up before I could pick my girlfriend's. No, we all the know the real reason Kendra rejected Playboy: she didn't want an awkward run-in with her ex-boyfriend. "Oh, um, hello Hugh, um, have you been?" . . . "Well my incontinence is back and I've completely lost hearing in my right ear, but other than that, I'm doing great."

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Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson outside the Le Méridien hotel in Philadelphia (9/29)

Oh yeah, this marriage is going great. From Life & Style:

Life & Style can reveal that Kendra Wilkinson has made the shocking decision to take her son and move back to Los Angeles— 1,500 miles away from her husband in Minnesota. “She’s moving back to LA,” an insider reveals to Life & Style. “It’ll happen in mid-October. She made the decision firmly and told Hank.”

While being apart is tough on any couple, Hank’s most upset that he’s spending so much time away from his son at a vital stage in the 10-monthold’s development. “Hank is pissed,” says the insider. “The fighting between Kendra and him is bad. They’ve had teary fights and crying fits. They’ve been screaming at each other. He can’t understand why she won’t come to Minnesota. Every day is torture for him.”

For Kendra, her baby and her series on E! are the only sources of stability in her life, and LA is where her career can thrive. “In her mind, it’s not her fault Hank can’t keep a job,” notes a second insider to Life & Style. “She has a job too — plus friends in LA and family in San Diego. She’s not going to Minnesota and destroy her career.”

I'm sure Hank -- a professional athlete worth millions of dollars, -- is just devastated that his wife is moving more than a thousand miles away. Oh what will he ever do to console himself and forget about the loneliness? Of course, you can't really blame Kendra for wanting to move back to California. The only way she'll ever get any exposure in Minnesota is if she magically turns into Bret Favre's penis.

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Kendra Wilkinson in New York last week

"Kendra! Kendra! Can you pleeeeeeeeeeeease sign my copy of Kendra Exposed?"

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, July 7

Kendra Wilkinson signing copies of her new book Sliding Into Home at Borders Columbus Circle in New York (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham arriving to Heathrow airport from Nice, France (pics start here)

Kelly Ripa with her kids Lola and Joaquin in New York (pics start here)

Model Claudine Keane debuting the new "Adore Moi by Ultimo" lingerie collection in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

Hugh Grant playing in the JP McManus Pro-Am charity golf tournament in Limerick, Ireland (pics start here)

Ellen Page at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jeremy Piven and Perrey Reeves shooting a scene for Entourage at a park in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Blake Livey on the set of Gossip Girl in Paris (pics start here)

Sally Field leaving Gelson's Market in Brentwood (pics start here)

Halle Berry at Kinko's in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Owen Wilson on the set of Midnight In Paris in Paris (pics start here)

Anna Faris on the set of What's Your Number? in Boston (pics start here)

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Kendra Wilkinson is delusional

I don't know how you profiting millions from releasing your own sex tape would ultimately make you a better parent, but hey, if that's what helps you sleep at night. From E!:

"The tape has definitely brought Hank and I closer together, made us more of a team, like, 'Let's put our vest on, let's get out there, let's fight!' " [Kendra Wilkinson] said in an exclusive sit-down with E! News' Ryan Seacrest, in which they discussed the sex tape, made with an ex-boyfriend when Kendra was 18, that reared its ugly head recently.

"Now that this happened, it hurts, but I know it's going to make me and Hank better parents," Kendra said. "It's really going to make us teach our child what's right and wrong in this world, what's good and evil...We're going to make sure our son is raised with a good head on his shoulders, a person that has morals, that treats women with respect."

Kendra's right. Using this whole sordid affair to teach her son about right and wrong will ultimately make her a better parent. You know what would also make her a better parent? NOT SELLING VIVID A TAPE OF HER FUCKING HER EX-BOYFRIEND. My mom was the greatest parent in the world. You want to know why? Because I never turned on the television and accidentally saw her having sex with my dad.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kendra Wilkinson sex tape pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at the premiere of Nightmare on Elm Street in Hollywood (4/27)

The first moving pictures of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape were released today (here and here -- both insanely NSFW). I'm gonna go ahead and wildly speculate here, but judging by the preview, I don't think Kendra was a virgin the night this tape was shot. I know, I know, how rude of me to besmirch the honor of such a dignified young lady. I mean, what's she ever done to me, besides give me this erection which I didn't have five minutes ago? I just have a hunch.

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Payday!

For supposedly being horrified by it and trying to block its release, Kendra Wilkinson sure is making a lot of money from her sex tape. Her first check from Vivid was for $680,000. We're talking dollars folks, not something worthless like euros. And she'll probably be receiving checks for many years to come, no pun intended. There's 20 tapes. From Radar:

Until now, Kendra’s upfront payment has been kept secret. But several sources with direct knowledge told RadarOnline.com that the former Girl Next Door will get her whopping check this week.

And we have learned there are many more Kendra sex tapes to come.

Kendra's ex-boyfriend Justin Frye -- the man who orchestrated the deal with Vivid -- sold a virtual library of home videos that numbered as many as 20 tapes and tens of hours of content, RadarOnline.com has confirmed. It has set up Vivid to release a series of money-making sequels to the Kendra Exposed premiere, which is scheduled to be released on DVD this week.

Kendra's husband Hank must be absolutely devastated. Kendra told him she made only 18 tapes of her banging random dudes, not 20. Makes you wonder what else Kendra's lying about? Hell, I bet "Kendra" isn't even her real nickname -- she probably just made it up to distract us from her real identity . . . isn't that right OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kendra Wilkinson sex tape pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Kendra Wilkinson is going to make a killing from her sex tape

Two things we learned about the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape today: 1. Kendra's partner is her ex-boyfriend, MMA fighter Justin Frye, and 2:

Kendra Wilkinson will receive up to 50 percent of the sales generated by her sex tape, RadarOnline.com  has learned exclusively.

Frye initiated the deal by shopping the sex tape, our source revealed. He sold it for $100,000 and as that deal was concluded , Kendra was later brought on board. Faced with Vivid releasing the film it has titled Kendra Exposed, the former Girls Next Door star realized she could potentially make a fortune from its distribution and a financial agreement was reached, according to the source.

Lucky Kendra, she's going to make millions and millions of dollars. She'll finally be able to afford that Ferrari she's had her eye on. Something she'll never be able to afford, however, no matter how much money she makes? Dignity.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kendra Wilkinson sex tape pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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