"Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."Can't say I'm too surprised about this one. Kendra was dating a guy for four years who only had partial control of his bowels. Foreplay to him was swallowing a little blue pill. It's not a shock that as soon as she hooked up with a 26-year-old athlete, she got pregnant.
"Right now I think I'm the smartest I've ever been. I'm doing everything great now and everything perfect. Like with this taxes stuff. I'm getting better at that. I'm making sure everything is a write-off. Every single thing."Last week, Kendra told Celebuzz:
"The first time I mailed something on my own, like a couple of months ago, I didn't put a stamp on it! My mom, she was like, 'Are you serious? You didn't put a stamp on your fucking mail?' I'm like, 'Dude, I've never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?'"If Kendra thinks she's so damn smart, obviously the next step in her life is an appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy:
"I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it. Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates. The most we kind of say to each other is, 'I love you,' 'Love you too,' 'I hope you have a good day,' 'Did you have a good day?' Bridget [Marquardt] told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age,like a healthy human being." (Source)That two-timing bitch! I know this really isn't fair to other women out there, but Kendra's actions almost force me to question the motives of any 23-year-old third girlfriends of 82-year-old multimillionaires I may run across in the future. I get the feeling she may not have been in this relationship entirely for love.
Kendra Wilkinson at Foxtail nightclub (10/2)
Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend, Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson, is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. Baskett popped the question over the weekend in Seattle. Before Kendra officially split with Hef, there were rumors Wilkinson and Baskett were dating. Hef told Us Weekly:
"Kendra Wilkinson has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with. He popped the question last Saturday. I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June." (Source)
I'd congratulate Hank on his upcoming wedding except he's marrying the King of Poon's sloppy seconds. Sleeping with a chick that's been with Hugh Hefner should be a question in the math section of the SAT:
*Please note access to a supercomputer is needed to solve the following question:
"If you sleep with a woman who slept with Hugh Hefner, calculate how many other people you have slept with worldwide . . . and what color your dick will look like by Thursday."
Kendra Wilkinson is drunk
Kendra Wilkinson had to be carried out of STK restaurant in Hollywood Tuesday night by a few of her Playmate friends. Reminds me exactly of my last few Saturday nights when I had to help a few nearly unconscious ladies out of one of the local clubs . . . wait, Kendra's friends were taking her back to a windowless conversion van with soundproof interior, right?
Kendra Wilkinson and Joe Francis at Karu & Y nightclub in Miami (9/26)
From Hugh Hefner to Joe Francis. I guess Kendra Wilkinson really has a thing for guys who convince young girls to flash their tits for money and fame . . . and by "fame" I mean "t-shirts." From the New York Post:
Is Kendra Wilkinson trading up? One of Hugh Hefner's "Girls Next Door" took a break from the Playboy Mansion to hang with "Girls Gone Wild" chief Joe Francis in Miami. They were making out at Karu & Y on Friday before Francis went to club Heathrow. There, an onlooker said, "He was texting Kendra on his BlackBerry all night until she finally showed up at 2 a.m. . . . they stayed out until 5." Francis told us, "If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately [which closed at $3.94 yesterday, down from $12 a year ago], wouldn't you think about upgrading, too?" (Source)
Is going from Hugh Hefner to Joe Francis really "trading up"? That's like choosing lead over coal. Sure one might be harder than the other, but in the end they're both worthless old fossils that can be dangerous if ingested orally.
She must see a math problem
Hugh Hefner's soon to minus one girlfriend. The Playboy patriarch's youngest girlfriend, 23-year-old Kendra Wilkinson, is reportedly moving out of the mansion after the fifth season of her E! reality show Girls Next Door wraps filming later this year. An insider told In Touch Weekly:
"Kendra Wilkinson has been offered her own reality show about starting her life over again when she moves out of the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Hefner knows her time is coming."
Why exactly is Kendra leaving? She has it good at Hef's place. Fame, fortune, and a boyfriend whose balls are only slightly less wrinkly than his face. Now that Kendra's moving out, there's only one profession that she's qualified for: hooker stripper 49er. She's been gold digging for so long, it'd be the perfect fit. Also a perfect fit for Kendra: a grain silo.
Dasha Astafieva
Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has supposedly fallen for a Ukranian model, holding hands with her, sitting in on her photos shoots -- and his three girlfriends are pissed. Dasha Astafieva first caught Hefner's eye after being invited to the Playboy Mansion in a search for a cover model for the New Year's issue. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Dasha's natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef's heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her." (Source)
If Hef is stunned by Dasha's "natural endowments," her body must be smoking -- especially since the guy's seen more ass than a proctologist and Nick Hogan's cellmate combined! Maybe Hef's infatuation with Dasha marks a nationwide trend away from plastic Barbie wannabes like his current trio of girlfriends, and towards all-natural women. Or maybe it just means the warranty on their tits is almost up.
[WENN]
