Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at the premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at Mann's Village Theatre in L.A. (6/22)
Coming soon to an amateur night near you: Kendra Wilkinson. She's gonna have to earn some money now that her husband, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, is out of a job. He got cut by the team yesterday. From
Us Weekly:
The Philadelphia Eagles released the star receiver, 27, to make room for Michael Vick on the team's 53-man roster.
And by "star,"
Us Weekly means "very very average"
The team said on its Web site that Vick, who had been on the exempt list, will begin practicing with the team on Wednesday. (Vick can't play in the first two regular-season games as a penalty for participating in a dogfighting ring.)
Congratulations Hank. The guy that fought dogs and owned something called a "
rape stand" -- the coach of the Eagles would rather have him on the team than you. Might be time for a career change.
Kendra Wilkinson is topless Some uncensored footage from Kendra Wilkinson's reality show on E! was leaked to the internets late last week . . . which is cool I guess for the seven people left on earth who haven't seen her tits. Like my grandpa. He actually lacks a head. Old 'Nam injury. Great around Halloween time.
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of
Kendra Wilkinson's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
bottom of the image.
Kendra Wilkinson leaving Bel Bambini baby boutique in West Hollywood (7/17)
Kendra Wilkinson let it slip to
E! News over the weekend that she's having a boy:
"We have a young David Beckham inside of me right now. He just started kicking...I'm sorry...he or she just started kicking about three days ago."
What a coincidence that Kendra has a "young David Beckham" inside of her right now. Just 6 months ago, she had the real David Beckham inside of her. Seriously, I don't know how Kendra's
husband Hank deals with being out in public with her. Any dude that even glances at her, he must be thinking "Did he fuck her? Did he fuck her? I bet he fucked her. Aw dammit what did I get myself into."
Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are married Kendra Wilkinson married fiancé Hank Baskett Saturday afternoon at the Playboy mansion, and really, it was everything a little girl could dream of. If that little girl is the same type who starts wearing her mom's makeup at 7, begins hitting on boys at 10, dates a high school senior at 13, gets pregnant at 14, drops out of school at 15, gets implants at 16, and dates a married man at 17. It was the stuff whore fairy tales are made of.
Kendra Wilkinson in Hollywood last year Kendra Wilkinson announced this morning that she's pregnant. The former
Playboy model is set to marry NFL player Hank Baskett in just two weeks. The baby's his (I know you were wondering that). Kendra told
E!:
"Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."
Can't say I'm too surprised about this one. Kendra was dating a guy for four years who only had partial control of his bowels. Foreplay to him was swallowing a little blue pill. It's not a shock that as soon as she hooked up with a 26-year-old athlete, she got pregnant.
NOTE: Did you know that Hugh Hefner is so old, his sperm actually runs on coal? True story.
Kendra Wilkinson at Bravo's 2nd Annual A-List Awards at the Orpheum Theatre in L.A. (4/5)
Hugh Hefner's
former girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson thinks very highly of herself, so highly that she told
E!'s Daily 10 that she's the smartest she's ever been in her life . . . which, according to my calculations, moves her from the "keep all sharp objects away" category squarely into the "dumbass" category. Kendra said:
"Right now I think I'm the smartest I've ever been. I'm doing everything great now and everything perfect. Like with this taxes stuff. I'm getting better at that. I'm making sure everything is a write-off. Every single thing."
Last week, Kendra told
Celebuzz:
"The first time I mailed something on my own, like a couple of months ago, I didn't put a stamp on it! My mom, she was like, 'Are you serious? You didn't put a stamp on your fucking mail?' I'm like, 'Dude, I've never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?'"
If Kendra thinks she's so damn smart, obviously the next step in her life is an appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy:
Alex Trebek: "This "Mile High" state capital -- and most populous city in Colorado -- sits 5,280 feet above sea level. Kendra--"
Kendra: "What is seven?"
Kendra Wilkinson bikini pics!Kendra Wilkinson in Miami (May 2007)
Kendra Wilkinson leaving Fabrocini's restaurant in Bel Air (11/10)
You may want to be sitting down for this shocking news:
Kendra Wilkinson cheated on Hugh Hefner. She told
Us Weekly:
"I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it. Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates. The most we kind of say to each other is, 'I love you,' 'Love you too,' 'I hope you have a good day,' 'Did you have a good day?' Bridget [Marquardt] told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age,like a healthy human being." (Source)
That two-timing bitch! I know this really isn't fair to other women out there, but Kendra's actions almost force me to question the motives of any 23-year-old third girlfriends of 82-year-old multimillionaires I may run across in the future. I get the feeling she may not have been in this relationship entirely for love.
Kendra Wilkinson at Foxtail nightclub (10/2)
Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend, Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson, is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. Baskett popped the question over the weekend in Seattle. Before Kendra officially split with Hef, there were rumors Wilkinson and Baskett were dating. Hef told Us Weekly:
"Kendra Wilkinson has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with. He popped the question last Saturday. I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June." (Source)
I'd congratulate Hank on his upcoming wedding except he's marrying the King of Poon's sloppy seconds. Sleeping with a chick that's been with Hugh Hefner should be a question in the math section of the SAT:
*Please note access to a supercomputer is needed to solve the following question:
"If you sleep with a woman who slept with Hugh Hefner, calculate how many other people you have slept with worldwide . . . and what color your dick will look like by Thursday."
Kendra Wilkinson is drunk
Kendra Wilkinson had to be carried out of STK restaurant in Hollywood Tuesday night by a few of her Playmate friends. Reminds me exactly of my last few Saturday nights when I had to help a few nearly unconscious ladies out of one of the local clubs . . . wait, Kendra's friends were taking her back to a windowless conversion van with soundproof interior, right?
