Kendall Jenner bikini pics Here's some pics from Jailbait Kardashian's (aka Kendall Jenner's) recent bikini photoshoot for
FLAVOR magazine. Kendall posted them to
her website on Friday, and the pics are now generating a ton of pageviews and ad dollars. If you could see Kris Jenner right now, she's sitting in her office with her fingers together like Mr. Burns, muttering in a low voice, "Excellent."
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Kendall Jenner bikini pics! While not as "racy" as
the photoshoot she did last year, Jailbait Kardashian (aka Kendall Jenner) did another bikini photoshoot, this time for Australian swimwear company White Sands. And hey, here's a fun fact: in two years, Kendall will be able to vote. That was fun, wasn't it?
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Kendall Jenner is growing up fast Kendall Jenner (aka Jailbait Kardashian)
just turned 16, and yesterday a bunch of pics hit the web of her working a stripper pole with her friends. It must have been career day at her school. Hey, the Kardashians are going to need some sort of income in five years after they file for bankruptcy, and let's face it, Kourtney will have had five kids by then, Kim will be in jail for fraud, and there's no stage in the world that will support Khloe. So Kendall it is.
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Kendall Jenner got a Ranger Rover for her birthday In a pleasantly surprising turn of events over the weekend, a Kardashian got something big and black that wasn't wrapped in foreskin. From
Us Weekly:
Kendall Jenner sure had a super sweet 16th birthday bash! The entire Kardashian family -- including Kim! -- celebrated the fledgling model's special day Saturday night at the Andaz Hotel in Hollywood. While the family made sure there was a nonprofit element to the event to benefit Children's Hospital Los Angeles, Jenner did get one major gift: a 2012 black Range Rover.
"Kendall was thrilled and jumped right in the car with friends," an insider tells Us Weekly. "She spent about fifteen minutes in there checking everything out, oohing and aahing over the car. She was in the driver's seat and her friends were crowding around her inside the car."
The Kardashian's self-promotion train never stops, does it? Who says you should lay low after getting a huge lie exposed? Jerry Sandusky can learn a thing or two from these people. No need to go into hiding after the world discovers that you're garbage, just ride that thing until the wheels come off.
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K-E-N-D-A-L-L, Kendall, Kendall, Kendall! The youngest of the Kardashian family -- Kendall Jenner -- turned 16 yesterday. So why wouldn't she be getting her own over-the-top Sweet 16 special on
E!? What, you didn't get a car and have Kanye West perform at your 16th birthday party? Loser. From
Us Weekly:
Sources tell Us to look for a special episode in which the birthday girl shops for a car -- and a belly button ring or tattoo!
And though it won't be as large in scale as sis Kim Kardashian's August nuptials, Jenner's bash itself is set to make for must-see TV. Says a source: "[E!] is trying to line up Nicki Minaj or Kanye [West] to perform."
My god, does this family have any shame? They built up this huge buzz for Kim's
attention-whoring wedding, and now that that's out of the news cycle, they're moving onto another over-the-top party. Listen Kris, you little
manipulating puppeteer, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll never beat off to another one of your daughters again. So there, take that!
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Kendall Jenner returning to her hotel in New York (9/13)
Kim Kardashian's half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner both attend the prestigious (read: $$$) Sierra Canyon School in Chatsworth. The first day of class was two weeks ago (
August 30), but there's Kendall in New York yesterday for Fashion Week. Kylie's there, too, but she's probably off smoking or stealing things or doing whatever the hell it is teenagers who don't go to school do. Honestly, if I was them, I wouldn't go to school either. Who needs a lame high school diploma when you have a reality show on
E!? What are they, nerds?
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Lourdes Leon at the Eden Rock Hotel in Antibes, France (8/25)
Got a real treat for you pedophiles out there as both Madonna's daughter, Lourdes Leon, and Kim Kardashian's sister, Kendall Jenner -- both 15 -- were spotted by the paparazzi yesterday in outfits that have no doubt played a prominent role in most of your sick and twisted fantasies (bikini and cheerleader uniform). The only way this day could get any better for you is if the server crashes on the Megan's Law website.
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Kendall Jenner at the world premiere of Glee: The 3D Concert Movie in L.A. (8/6)
Justin Bieber's trying to hook one of his friends up with
Jailbait Kardashian, aka Kendall Jenner. Gee, what a swell guy. From the
New York Daily News:
On Tuesday, Justin Bieber tweeted at "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" star and model Kendall Jenner, asking her if she'd consider going on a date with his friend, 16-year-old producer Julian Swirsky. "Hey @Kendalljenner you should let my boy @iamjulkeyz take you on a date," Bieber, 17, not too subtly wrote.
His moxie paid off. Jenner, 15, tweeted back, "Only if you & @selenagomez join! :) #DoubleDate"
Wow, this is just like a Kardashian. Those attention whores won't do anything unless there's something in it for them -- namely publicity. Justin could have asked Kendall to go out on a date with a pile of dog shit, and she still would have agreed if Justin and Selena (with the hoard of paparazzi that follows them) went along with them. If Kendall keeps this up, in just a few more years she'll be a bigger
brand narcissist than any of her sisters.
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Kendall Jenner bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/4)
Here's some more pics of Kendall Jenner celebrating the 4th of July in Malibu on Monday (
posted more pics earlier today here). In case you've never seen
Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kendall is Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe's half-sister. Gee, I never would have guessed from this picture of her and her boyfriend that she's a Kardashian. Not in a million years.
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Kendall Jenner bikini pics! Khloe Kardashian posted some photos
on her blog yesterday of the Kardashian family 4th of July party, including some of her sisters Kendall (above) and Kylie in a bikini. Kendall's only 15 (which is really driven home by those pigtails), so unfortunately I'm limited to saying that that is a really nice hat Khloe is wearing. I would totally f*ck it.
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