Kendall Jenner at Coachella (4/13)
Just a thought, Kendall Jenner. If you don't want anyone taking your picture, maybe don't wear a sweatshirt with the words "I HAVE NO TITS" printed in huge letters across the front. I know, right? Crazy thought.
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Kendall Jenner leaving Noah's Bagel in Calabasas (2/21)
Kendall Jenner is officially single. Harry Styles dumped her ass due to "conflicting schedules" . . . which is just a nice way of saying he despises her family. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:
"Kendall has been focusing on modelling and Harry is preparing for work on the band's fourth album, as well as their stadium tour. The reality is that with everything going on it's impossible to sustain anything serious."Wow, imagine how Kendall must feel. Harry is getting ready for another year of media domination once he gets back on the One Direction monster tour, yet Kendall won't be there to suck any attention from the fame cock. Mother Kris must be furious -- Kendall not only allowed Harry to wear a rubber when she plied her craft (a cardinal sin to Team KKK), she spread her legs for a fella who clearly can't run a 4.4 40. Kendall better hope that mother dearest doesn't swap her out with another sister, since they seem to fall out of Kris' crotch like dead crabs. Enjoy your breakfast, everybody!
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Kendall Jenner in a sheer top
Kendall Jenner is officially a high fashion model. She walked in the Marc Jacobs show last night as part of New York Fashion Week. And of course she wore a sheer top, so now everyone in the world with internet access knows what her nipples look like. Kris Jenner must be so proud. Her little bundle of joy has somehow achieved fame without being fucked on camera. Miracles can happen.
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Kendall Jenner arriving at Fred Segal in West Hollywood (1/20)
Bruce Jenner is a pretty awesome dad. He loaned his house in Malibu to his daughter Kendall Jenner so her boyfriend Harry Styles could bang the bejesus out of her on his birthday. Damn, the only thing my girlfriend's dad gets me for my birthday is evil looks. A source told the UK tabloid Sunday People:
"Kendall was really keen to make Harry's birthday a memorable one. Her dad Bruce owns an incredible clifftop holiday home in California which has amazing views. The secluded house is perfect for them to spend some quality time together. It's also ideal for a party with Kendall's sisters."Well, this is a turn of events that should surprise no one. Now that Bruce is in the process of being fired as chief porter on the Kardashian train wreck, he needs to generate his own money stream -- so why not sublet his daughter's vagina to Harry Styles? Hey, the football season is over, so Kendall's dick-trap will be vacant until the Oakland Raiders are back in town. So it's settled. Bruce can continue his gender reassignment procedure without fear of bankruptcy, Harry and ALL of his friends have a place to crash between gigs, and Kendall will have her soul sold to Satan from under her by a legal guardian like the rest of her klan . . . some would call that a win/win for all sides.
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Kendall Jenner leaving E! studios in L.A. (1/9)
"Don't you know who I am?" No, actually, I don't. Now fucking pay me. Mike Walker at the National Enquirer has the story about Kendall Jenner finally realizing that she's not as famous as she thinks she is:
...says My SpyWitness: "Kendall had her car washed and gassed at Auto Spa in Calabasas, but couldn't pay because she'd left her wallet in another bag - so she asked the woman behind the counter to let her take her car home, and she'd come back and pay.So little Kendall thinks that falling out of Kris Jenner's well-worn babymaker automatically makes her a starter for Team KKK? Sure, she displays a high level of entitled cuntiness to at least make a claim to the name, but Kendall has to earn her K the hard way -- by following the same yellow-urinal-caked road of fame-whoring that her half-sisters paved with their orifices. Being a spoiled twat isn't a character flaw, it's just a condition that can be cured with a severe lack of money and cameras. For the record, to be a Kardashian requires a humiliating "stolen" sex tape or some sort of deal with Lord Satan; Kendall has none of those things at the time of this post. Hell, even Bruce Jenner and his fabulous hair is closer to being a Kardashian than she is at this point.
When the woman refused to hand over her keys, our barely-legal star hissed, 'I'm Kendall Jenner...one of the Kardashian sisters!'" Genuinely confused, the woman responded: "Hello, nice to meet you. So...you can have your car when you pay."
Obviously upset, Kendall phoned a friend, then plopped down and pouted for half an hour until the pal pulled up with her wallet. Yanking out a credit card, Ms. Superstar huffed and puffed while the woman ran it, then scribbled her name and stormed out.
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Kendall Jenner leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (12/19)
One Direction boybander Harry Styles wants to date Kendall Jenner, but he doesn't want to be on TV and has refused to allow E! cameras on their dates. Who does this little punk think he is? It almost like he thinks this is a real relationship! From the New York Daily News:
Producers of Keeping Up With the Kardashians had asked Kendall to let them follow their dates in Los Angeles and New York or even use some cell phone video. However Styles, 19, laid down the law to his girlfriend, insisting that their dates are "personal, not professional."Well, I think we can all agree that Harry Styles must have balls the size of grapefruits, because no one -- and I mean NO ONE -- gets in between Kris Jenner and selling her daughters for the sake of her TV show. Take Kanye, for example. For all his big talk about not allowing himself to be used by Mother Dearest to boost her stranglehold on the world of reality entertainment, Kanye is the star free-agent signing on Team KKK's bench. It's a spectacular and well-deserved fall from grace for Black Jesus (self-proclaimed). Now the Evil Empire has Mr. Styles in its crosshairs, so I guess we'll find out if his management team is stronger than all of Kendall's kegel training at the feet of her Sith Lord of a mother. If history tells us anything, it's that we should plan to see Harry all over E! for the next year until Kendall dumps him because he's no longer peaking on iTunes . . . it also tells us that you should never enter into any agreement of mutual assistance with France.
"Harry has told Kendall that he will not appear on 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' under any circumstances," our source tells us. "Harry does not want his love life played out across the world on TV ... Kris [Jenner] has a double interest. Obviously she wants her daughter to have the best relationship with Harry but as the show's EP knows how much of a draw footage of the pair could be. Naturally, the producers want Harry on camera."
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Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner leaving the Soho House Hotel (12/7)
Kendall Jenner and One Direction's Harry Styles are definitely hooking up. That's the two of them trying to sneak out the backdoor of the Soho House Hotel in New York on Saturday morning after spending the night together. Funny, just hours earlier Harry tried to sneak in the backdoor, but Kendall wouldn't let him. "But you're a Kardashian!"
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Harry Styles went on a date with Kendall Jenner
Harry Styles must have been counting down the days until Kendall Jenner turned 18. Just a few weeks after she hit the magic legal age, the two were spotted on a date last night at Craig's in Beverly Hills. It's amazing that the paparazzi just happened to be hanging out in front of this random Beverly Hills restaurant to snap their picture. It's a borderline miracle and I simply cannot explain how it happened . . . "Mom, Harry and I are going to dinner at Craig's tonight at 8, but don't tell anyone, k?"
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Kendall Jenner NSFW photoshoot by Russell James
17 days. It took 17 days after her 18th birthday for Kendall Jenner to do her first NSFW photoshoot. "What the fuck took so long?" - Kris Jenner.
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