Paparazzi photos from Saturday, May 23, Sunday, May 24, and Monday, May 25
Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid at the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Monaco (pics start here)
Sandra Bullock running errands in L.A. (pics start here)
Nina Agdal out and about during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)
Cuba Gooding Jr. on the set of American Crime Story in L.A. (pics start here)
Tom Cruise on the set of Mena in Atlanta (pics start here)
Chanel Iman out and about during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)
Maria Shriver leaving SoulCycle in Brentwood (pics start here)
Matthew Bomer paddleboarding in Maui (pics start here)
Cara Santana shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Charlize Theron leaving her son's karate class in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kourtney Kardashian leaving Coffee Bean in Tarzana (pics start here)
Mischa Barton out and about in New York (pics start here)
*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Scott Disick isn't even trying to hide it
Things we learned after Scott Disick and Kendall Jenner's lunch at Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills on Saturday:
- Il Pastaio makes some good looking calamari
- Scott Disick definitely, without a doubt, wants to fuck Kendall Jenner
Kendall Jenner in the May issue of GQ
Here's Kendall Jenner all nakedish in the new GQ. She's on the cover, too, so if you despise the Kardashians as much as anyone without the last name Kardashian, that's another subscription to cancel. I swear to god if I see their tits on Reader's Digest, there's gonna be a fucking war. YOU CAN'T HAVE MY READER'S DIGEST!
*10 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner are doing it
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner are most definitely banging. Justin instagrammed a pic of himself draped over Kendall at Coachella yesterday. God help me, I hope these two are using protection. The world needs a Bieber-Kardashian baby about as much as it needs a meteor strike. At least a meteor strike would kill us all pretty quickly, and we wouldn't have to relive it again every Sunday on E!.
*4 Kendall Jenner and Justin Bieber pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner out for lunch in Calabasas (12/24)
Kim Kardashian is making millions from her stupid mobile game, so it makes sense that Kendall and Kylie Jenner want a piece of that action, too. Enter Glu Mobile. The CEO of the company said in a statement:
"Kendall and Kylie Jenner bring a tremendous amount of brand power and social impact to an audience largely untapped by the gaming industry. We are pleased to partner with them over the 5-year contract term.Two sentences in and I already despise this game. I'd rather be caught with child porn on my phone.
"We expect that their creative input along with Glu's expertise in the celebrity-based mobile gaming genre will produce an experience that resonates with Kendall's and Kylie's more than 72 million social followers around the world. The game will allow players to interact with the sisters as friends and mentors as they work to realize their creative and career aspirations."This saddens me. Because they're gonna make a metric fuckton on this. Hundreds of thousands of people are gonna download this and spend millions of dollars on worthless in-game coins and upgrades. For the first time in my life, I'm ashamed to be American. The Kardashian-Jenner family megalopolis have destroyed my sense of national pride. These cunts would never rise to power in Finland. Here's what MTV has to say about the game:
Oh, and Glu Mobile: PLEASE make Kendall and Kylie's game cross-compatible with Kim's so we can transfer all our K-coins. Pretty please?You know what, fuck you MTV. Just fuck you and your stupid douchebag writers. I'm officially my parents.
*15 Kendall and Kylie pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, February 12
Kendall Jenner at the 2015 amfAR gala at Cipriani Wall Street in New York (pics start here)
Busy Philipps leaving Starbucks in L.A. (pics start here)
Emmy Rossum leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Mila Kunis out and about in L.A. (pics start here)
Rooney Mara on the set of The Secret Scripture in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)
Jessica Lowndes leaving Starbucks in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Sofia Vergara leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Angelina Jolie and her kids arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)
Dakota Johnson at the premiere of Fifty Shades of Grey at the 65th Berlin Film Festival in Germany (pics start here)
Adam Sandler leaving a doctors office in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Charli XCX arriving at NRJ Radio studios in Paris (pics start here)
Keira Knightley arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)
*102 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner topless in LOVE magazine
We get to thank Kendall Jenner for introducing the term "prosthetic breasts" into our vocabulary. Kendall appears topless in this month's LOVE magazine (like her porn star sister), however she's wearing fake prosthetic breasts in every picture. She would have shown her real tits, but Bruce had the prosthetics laying around, so fuck it. Might as well get artsy.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Kendall Jenner topless LOVE pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*10 Kendall Jenner topless pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner in a bikini
Here's Kendall Jenner in a bikini for Agua Bendita's new summer line. The swimwear company actually gave Kendall a choice of either:
1. A highly-coveted internship in which she could learn valuable business and life lessons.
2. Show 'dem titties for cash.
Needless to say, Kris Jenner stepped in and made the decision for her.
*10 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery: