Kendall Jenner walking in the Marc Jacobs Spring 2015 show during Fashion Week at the Uptown Armory in New York
Awww, poor little aspiring model Kendall Jenner is getting picked on by all the other real models. Supermodel bullying is real, and it's one of the biggest problems facing this country. From In Touch Weekly
Her modeling career continues to soar, but at New York Fashion Week, Kendall Jenner got a taste of how catty the modeling world can be.
"The other models worked so hard to get a spot on the runway and didn't think it was fair that she was there," a source tells the new issue of In Touch, revealing that as revenge they decided to mess with her. "Some [of the models] put out their cigarettes in Kendall's drink! They thought she was getting special treatment and just weren't OK with it."
Oh, I get it. The models weren't putting out their cigarettes in Kendall's drink to bully her -- they were doing it to help her. Cigarette water is one of the oldest model tricks in the book. Helps you lose that last few pounds to really look your slimmest on the runway. What, you didn't think they looked that way through diet and exercise, did you? It's all cigarette water and cocaine.*15 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner in the Autumn/Winter issue of Love Magazine
By my count, this is roughly Kendall Jenner's 9,000th sexually suggestive photoshoot. And she's still a few months shy of her 19th birthday. It's been a helluva ten months for Kendall -- she's certainly accomplished more than I did at that age. For example, practically no one jacked off to me when I was 18. Practically no one.*15 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner at the Tommy Hilfiger Spring 2015 show during New York Fashion Week
Here's Kendall Jenner walking the runway for Tommy Hilfiger in New York yesterday. She was supposed to wear a bra, but her mom hid them all before she left. Because then you'll see her nipples, and sites like Celebslam will post the pictures, and . . . profit. Aw god dammit, I fell for Kris's tricks again. You win this battle, bitch.*30 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner out and about in Beverly Hills
says Kendall Jenner was "sporting a cameltoe through her white jeans" while out and about in Beverly Hills this week. Yep. Pics check out. Kendall's mom Kris must be absolutely furious that WENN
took these pics . . . absolutely furious . . . full of rage . . . like only a mother could be . . . she normally gets a $500 bonus for every staged cameltoe pic. This is stealing to her.*16 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner likes to dine and dash
Momma Kris taught Kendall Jenner well. Why pay for a meal when you can simply just get up and walk away? I can't believe I've never thought of that. From the New York Post
Kendall Jenner may be 18, but a source says she displayed diva behavior at Mercer Kitchen last Monday. Jenner was dining with Stephen Baldwin's daughter, Hailey, and was unhappy when "the staff wouldn't serve her [booze] because she's underage," our spy said. "Kendall got up and left and didn't pay for all the food . . . about $60 worth, and without a tip."
Her server, Blaine Morris ran outside to ask the celebuspawn to pay her bill.
"Kendall and Hailey started laughing," our witness said. "Kendall took a couple of $20 bills out of her wallet, threw them at the server and walked away, not even counting if it was enough or if it included a tip."
I'm not buying this story for a second. I have no doubt that Kendall Jenner would skip out on a bill because she feels entitled to drink alcohol at 18, but there is no fucking way she would ever waste money by throwing it at somebody. The last Kardashian to do that was Janice. Have you ever heard of her? Exactly
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Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner in Southampton
Here's some Kardashian bikini pics from last week that just got released for download. All the important ones are there: Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, and Mildred, who lives under the stairs. Kris gave her a chance to earn her keep, but bitch couldn't produce. The groceries don't buy themselves, and unfortunately Mildred had to learn that the hard way.*30 Kardashian bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner in Southampton, New York
Here's Kendall Jenner (and friend Hailey Baldwin) frolicking around the Hamptons yesterday in bikinis. The Hamptons is a combined 61.2 square miles, but the paparazzi somehow knew exactly where Kendall would be. Wow. What amazing luck. There's simply no other explanation . . . "No no no, if you want to get some good shots of my daughter's tits and ass, I said left
on Wickapogue Road and then right
on Beachcomber Lane."
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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Hollywood
The apocalypse is upon us. Kendall and Kylie Jenner are published authors. The title of their novel is Rebels: City of Indra
and the two did a book-signing at Barnes & Noble in Hollywood a few days ago. Wonderful. Kendall and Kylie can barely read, yet they're
paying ghostwriters to write books for them
creating enthralling literary masterpieces ( sorry for using such big words, girls -- "enthralling" means "captivating or charming"). I guess they're just that talented. We are not worthy.
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Kendall Jenner walking the red carpet at the MuchMuch Video Awards in Toronto, Canada
Kendall Jenner has reached the "No Underwear" stage of her development -- six months sooner than expected. Congrats to her proud mother, Kris Jenner on this momentous day. FYI
: The estimate of Kendall reaching the "Sex Tape," "Playboy
," and "Anal" stages have all been adjusted accordingly.
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Kendall Jenner is topless
Here's a topless Kendall Jenner in the June issue of Interview Magazine
. Wait a minute, Interview
? So does that mean they interview her as well? Finally, we'll be able to hear Kendall's opinion on the controversial proposal by the FCC to destroy net neutrality by creating a two-tiered internet . . . "I like ca-ca-ca-cats." I kid, I kid. I'm sure Kendall's fucking brilliant . . . "I like yachts because the name sounds funny."
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