Kendall Jenner


Kendall Jenner likes to dine and dash

Momma Kris taught Kendall Jenner well. Why pay for a meal when you can simply just get up and walk away? I can't believe I've never thought of that. From the New York Post:
Kendall Jenner may be 18, but a source says she displayed diva behavior at Mercer Kitchen last Monday. Jenner was dining with Stephen Baldwin's daughter, Hailey, and was unhappy when "the staff wouldn't serve her [booze] because she's underage," our spy said. "Kendall got up and left and didn't pay for all the food . . . about $60 worth, and without a tip."

Her server, Blaine Morris ran outside to ask the celebuspawn to pay her bill.

"Kendall and Hailey started laughing," our witness said. "Kendall took a couple of $20 bills out of her wallet, threw them at the server and walked away, not even counting if it was enough or if it included a tip."
I'm not buying this story for a second. I have no doubt that Kendall Jenner would skip out on a bill because she feels entitled to drink alcohol at 18, but there is no fucking way she would ever waste money by throwing it at somebody. The last Kardashian to do that was Janice. Have you ever heard of her? Exactly.

*15 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Jenner Total Bitch 1
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Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner in Southampton (7/1)

Here's some Kardashian bikini pics from last week that just got released for download. All the important ones are there: Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, and Mildred, who lives under the stairs. Kris gave her a chance to earn her keep, but bitch couldn't produce. The groceries don't buy themselves, and unfortunately Mildred had to learn that the hard way.

*30 Kardashian bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kardashians Bikini Butts 1
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Kendall Jenner in Southampton, New York (7/1)

Here's Kendall Jenner (and friend Hailey Baldwin) frolicking around the Hamptons yesterday in bikinis. The Hamptons is a combined 61.2 square miles, but the paparazzi somehow knew exactly where Kendall would be. Wow. What amazing luck. There's simply no other explanation . . . "No no no, if you want to get some good shots of my daughter's tits and ass, I said left on Wickapogue Road and then right on Beachcomber Lane."

*22 Kendall Jenner bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Jenner Bikini Booty 1
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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Hollywood (6/12)

The apocalypse is upon us. Kendall and Kylie Jenner are published authors. The title of their novel is Rebels: City of Indra and the two did a book-signing at Barnes & Noble in Hollywood a few days ago. Wonderful. Kendall and Kylie can barely read, yet they're paying ghostwriters to write books for them creating enthralling literary masterpieces ( sorry for using such big words, girls -- "enthralling" means "captivating or charming"). I guess they're just that talented. We are not worthy.

*15 Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Kylie Book Launch 1
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Kendall Jenner walking the red carpet at the MuchMuch Video Awards in Toronto, Canada (6/15)

Kendall Jenner has reached the "No Underwear" stage of her development -- six months sooner than expected. Congrats to her proud mother, Kris Jenner on this momentous day.

FYI: The estimate of Kendall reaching the "Sex Tape," "Playboy," and "Anal" stages have all been adjusted accordingly.

*30 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Jenner No Underwear 1
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Kendall Jenner is topless

Here's a topless Kendall Jenner in the June issue of Interview Magazine. Wait a minute, Interview? So does that mean they interview her as well? Finally, we'll be able to hear Kendall's opinion on the controversial proposal by the FCC to destroy net neutrality by creating a two-tiered internet . . . "I like ca-ca-ca-cats." I kid, I kid. I'm sure Kendall's fucking brilliant . . . "I like yachts because the name sounds funny."

*10 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Jenner Topless Fashion 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, June 4

Kendall Jenner leaving the Trump Soho Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Liz Hurley out and about in London (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani leaving a meeting in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katie Price at the ColourB4 photocall in London (pics start here)

Giada De Laurentiis celebrating the opening of her first restaurant GIADA at The Cromwell in New York (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde at the 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Duff on her way to a private acting class in Hollywood (pics start here)

Monica Bellucci at the Ciak d'Oro 2014 Awards in Rome (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Audrina Patridge leaving the Andy LeCompte Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Alyssa Milano leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Blake Lively at the Chime For Change event at the Gucci flagship store in New York (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Sideboob Jenner 1
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Kendall Jenner at Coachella (4/13)

Just a thought, Kendall Jenner. If you don't want anyone taking your picture, maybe don't wear a sweatshirt with the words "I HAVE NO TITS" printed in huge letters across the front. I know, right? Crazy thought.

*5 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Jenner Tits Shirt 1
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Kendall Jenner leaving a gym in West Hollywood (4/9)

Is that a new hat? New purse? Something about her seems more noticeable than usual . . .

*10 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

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Kendall Jenner leaving Noah's Bagel in Calabasas (2/21)

Kendall Jenner is officially single. Harry Styles dumped her ass due to "conflicting schedules" . . . which is just a nice way of saying he despises her family. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:
"Kendall has been focusing on modelling and Harry is preparing for work on the band's fourth album, as well as their stadium tour. The reality is that with everything going on it's impossible to sustain anything serious."
Wow, imagine how Kendall must feel. Harry is getting ready for another year of media domination once he gets back on the One Direction monster tour, yet Kendall won't be there to suck any attention from the fame cock. Mother Kris must be furious -- Kendall not only allowed Harry to wear a rubber when she plied her craft (a cardinal sin to Team KKK), she spread her legs for a fella who clearly can't run a 4.4 40. Kendall better hope that mother dearest doesn't swap her out with another sister, since they seem to fall out of Kris' crotch like dead crabs. Enjoy your breakfast, everybody!

*15 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Jenner Dumped by Harry 1
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