Kendall Jenner

Paparazzi photos from Friday, May 10

Kendall Jenner doing a photoshoot for Agua Bendita swimwear in L.A. (pics start here)

Paulina Gretzky The Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass at Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida (pics start here)

Stacy Keibler at the A&E Upfront at Lincoln Center in New York (pics start here)

Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez leaving a radio station in Boston (pics start here)

Keanu Reeves riding his motorcycle in Hollywood (pics start here)

Pipple Middleton leaving Lulu's in London (pics start here)

Heather Graham at the Vegas Magazine 10th Anniversary Party at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan leaving a salon in London (pics start here)

Olivia Munn at the Sixth Annual Television Academy Honors at the Beverly Hills Hotel (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West house hunting in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Irina Shayk at a photocall for the Xti Collection in Madrid, Spain (pics start here)

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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner in Greece (4/27)

In case you care, the Kardashians are currently on vacation in Greece. That's Kendall and Kylie Half-Blood-Kardashian on a yacht off the coast of Mykonos on Saturday. Wow, it's amazing that the family traveled halfway across the world, yet the paparazzi still knew exactly where to find them to take these pictures. What are the chances? It's almost like someone, a mother-like figure if you will, told the paparazzi where they'd be in exchange for a suitcase that just happened to be full of money. A lot of coincidences happening here.

*20 Kendall and Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

Kendall Jenner on the cover of American Cheerleader

Kendall Jenner-Kardashian (who did her first bikini shoot at the age of 14) tells the new issue of Cosmopolitan that, golly, will everyone please just leave her alone? Via Celebuzz:

"The show brought us everything we have, and I realize that, but sometimes I just want to be left alone and be a normal kid for like five minutes," Jenner, 17, lamented in publication's May 2013 issue. "That's tough when the paparazzi are chasing you."

Kendall definitely has a point. I mean, besides the photoshoots she did for American Cheerleader Magazine, Bongo Magazine, Teen Vogue, Forever 21, Kendall and Kylie Collection, Elle, Nordstrom, Miss Vogue Australia, White Sands, Cosmopolitan, Seventeen Magazine, Genlux Magazine, Girlfriend Magazine, Harpers Bazaar Arabia, Flavor Magazine, Fashion's Night Out, PacSun, Woodies Sunglasses, Lovecat Magazine, Blank Magazine, Wilhelmina, Seventeen, Prom Magazine, Lucca Couture, Marc Clark Spring Summer Lookbook, Nick Saglimbeni, Raine Magazine, Seventeen, Sherri Hill, and The Hollywood Reporter, she's kept a pretty low profile over the years. We should all just leave her alone.

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Kendall Jenner is unsafe

Radar says Kendall Jenner was caught driving and texting last week on the dangerous and windy Malibu Canyon Road. TERRORIST!

Several eyewitnesses saw the 17-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star texting and talking to her passenger while driving the winding and very dangerous Malibu Canyon Road on Friday. Texting while driving is illegal in California; even texting while stopped in traffic or at a red light is covered under the statute.

As RadarOnline.com has been reporting, Kenall has become the poster child for bad driving in California. In October, she was photographed texting while driving, and a week later, actually posted pictures she'd taken on her smartphone while driving!

Ugh, more bullshit, artificially-generated "news" out of Kamp KKK. They aren't even trying to be real anymore. Look, I know these people, and this story stinks of cocoa butter and fat-assed stage moms. Here's the KKK formula:

Step 1. Whore out daughter
Step 2. Put whore daughter in taboo situation (e.g., interracial porn tapes, fake marriages, driving while texting)
Step 3. Paint sold-out whore daughter as a victim of media jealousy
Step 4. Sell shitty handbags on QVC while story has legs
Step 5. Shit out another daughter (if physically possible)
Step 6. Rinse, Repeat.

Sound familiar? You're damn right it does. The Hiltons may have patented it, but Team KKK perfected it.

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Kendall Jenner leaving Baja Fresh in Calabasas (12/12)

Whining about the paparazzi invading your privacy? Demanding permission before they take pictures of you? Kendall Jenner-Kardashian, your mom would be ashamed of you. From E!:

It's no surprise that celebs aren't exactly the biggest fans of being followed by paparazzi, but it comes with the territory. However, that doesn't mean they can't vent about how annoying the shutterbugs can be, so Kendall Jenner made sure to let everyone know what's up when it comes to being photographed without her permission.

"there's nothing that irritates me more than when people take pics of me/my family/ or anyone in this industry and do not ask," the 17-year-old tweeted. "don't sit there taking pics of me as if I'm a statue, or an artifact in a museum. I can see you and it makes me uncomfortable ... I'm a human being and it's very rude not to ask. you wouldn't appreciate it either."

Is this little kid kidding? What "industry" is Kendall speaking of -- the relentless fame whore industry? I'm sorry folks, but my head is spinning right now . . . I cannot believe that a KARDASHIAN is lecturing me about the abuses of the celebrity gossip media. Kendall, your mother directed a porn tape starring your sister -- unless you accidentally tweeted that horseshit line to your sycophants instead of texting it to your mother, you should probably lower your false indignation to a slow simmer. Now run along and go play with your friends.

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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner walking the runway at the Sherri Hill during New York Fashion Week (9/7)

The youngest of the Kardashians, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, aren't going away anytime soon. In fact, they're launching their own clothing line. They haven't announced the name yet, but is there any chance it doesn't begin with a K? From People:

The sisters' line will be aimed at tweens and teens and according to WWD, it will debut next spring and include shirts, pants, shorts and accessories.

"We always get asked what we are wearing, so when we got the chance to design our line with Majestic Mills, we were thrilled," the sisters tell PEOPLE. "We have been really excited by the creative design process from the start because we love fashion, and we can't wait to share it with our fans!"

Oh my dear sweet Xenu in your rocket ship, please put an end to this madness. I can't stand the starters, now I have to deal with Team KKK's benchwarmers? I know it's a big world, but I think Earth has hit its limit of relentless attention-seeking arena rats and the epically tacky "fashion" that only prostitutes can appreciate. I need to refill the whore tank, but I just don't need anymore Kardashians to fill it with.

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Kendall Jenner on the set of Hawaii Five-O in Honolulu (8/29)

Kendall Jenner started filming her guest appearance on Hawaii Five-O in Honolulu yesterday. In the episode, Kendall plays a hot little piece of ass in booty shorts who's the target of countless inappropriately-sexual jokes by older men (e.g. "16 will get you 20"). I mean, right? That's what the episode's about, right?

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Kendall Jenner bikini pics! (7/14)

16-year-old Kendall Jenner (aka "Jailbait Kardashian") also went to the beach this weekend in Malibu, though unlike Maria Menounos, she didn't flash her ass. Disappointed? Well then you're a pervert and your IP address will be forwarded to local authorities.

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Kris Jenner for FLAVOR magazine

Kris Jenner is livid that her two youngest daughters, 16-year-old Kendall and 14-year-old Kylie, are being exploited by predatory editors eager to showcase the girls in increasingly sexualized ways to generate buzz and sales for their magazines. Nah, I'm totally kidding. She's all for it. An insider told OK!:

"Kris totally encourages it. She's proud that Kendall and Kylie are so sexy."

But what about Kim? Being so protective of her little sisters, she must be urging them to tone it down a bit . . .

"Kim sees nothing wrong with it," the source tells OK! Magazine. "She actually took them for their first bikini wax when Kendall was 14 and Kylie was only 12!"

But not everyone is on board. "Khloe and Kourtney are starting to think it's over the top," the insider reveals. "But Bruce is the most concerned. It makes him cringe .. Look at Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan or even Demi Lovato. They were way too sexy too young and it really wrecked them. Demi has come out of it, but not without extreme therapy. No one wants to see Kendall and Kylie got through that sort of agony."

You know, life is a funny thing. I think we can all agree that most mothers tend to be protective of their daughters. A typical middle class mother would try to set their girls on the right track with classic, common sense advice such as "Don't dress up like a whore," "Marriage is to be taken seriously," and my personal favorite: "Don't lay down for minorities." Not only did Kris not tell team KKK any of these things, she actually researched what lighting works best to highlight Kim's slightly dirty looking Armenian sex organ for her "leaked" video (soft white, if you must know). Kris has my vote for mother of the decade, right after Andrea Yates.

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner bikini pics!

According to Flynet, that's Kendall and Kylie Jenner (aka Jailbait Kardashian I and II) at a "secluded beach" in Hawaii yesterday. Wow, it's amazing that the paparazzi happened to be hanging out at a secluded beach in Hawaii, and Kendall and Kylie just randomly showed up, out of the blue. It's almost as if someone tipped them off . . . someone close to Kendall and Kylie . . . a "motherly" figure, if you will . . . who really likes money -- IT WAS KRIS GOD DAMMIT. IT WAS KRIS.

*32 Kendall and Kylie Jenner bikini pictures total in the gallery: