Kelsey Grammer

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, July 4

Kelsey Grammer leaving Starbucks in Chicago (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried at a gas station in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Imogen Thomas out and about in London (pics start here)

Minka Kelly at Starbucks in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Chloe Moretz on the set of Carrie in Toronto (pics start here)

Billy Ray Cyrus arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Emma Stone leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Chace Crawford leaving the Embassy Club in London (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani and her kids at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katie Holmes leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here)

Rihanna leaving her hotel in London (pics start here)

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Kelsey Grammer at the tattoo parlor

The only thing dumber than getting your wife's name tattooed on your hip is getting your fourth wife's name tattooed on your hip. I don't know, maybe not having a tattoo is why his other three marriages fell apart? From the Chicago Sun Times:

Actor Kelsey Grammer strolled into a Noble Square tattoo parlor Saturday — and braved a tattoo needle for the first time to get his latest wife's name [31-year-old Kayte Walsh] inked on his waistline.

"He was pretty cool about it," said Bob Jones, owner of Insight Studios, which has been open at 1062 N. Milwaukee since 2005. "He said it was his first tattoo and he did some research and said, 'You guys seemed to be the best place to go.'"

Sure, why not? I guess you're never too old to lose your mind, right? Why would such an old dude who's been pretty straight-laced get a tat of his current squeeze this late in the game? Frasier Crane would not approve. What's next for the old fella, huh? His and hers' tongue studs? A double cock ring? Lord knows he has the money to erase his mistakes (Camilla), but there's some things that dignified gentlemen just don't do. Getting a hip stamp is one of those things; getting married to a woman half his age is another. How many times do I have to tell these guys in my seminars: HUMP AND DUMP. Is that too hard to remember? It rhymes and everything.

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Kelsey Grammer crosses over to the dark side

Kelsey Grammer is setting up his own reality TV production company. Ewww, I feel so gross even typing that. I need to take a cold shower and scrub myself with steel wool like one of those rape victims on Law & Order: SVU. From Contact Music:

The former 'Frasier' star has teamed up with Stella Bulochnikov-Stolper to form G3 Productions and, along with Zodiak USA, they will develop reality series concepts and formats that can be sold and distributed around the world.

Stella told Variety magazine: "I knew that Kelsey loved this space and would love to pop some big shows. The idea that he would lend his name and brain and star power to working on some formats was so exciting to me, and then to have a partner like Zodiak to produce them and sell them all over the world - that's really going to produce some fireworks."

If Kelsey really wants his new reality TV production company to become successful, all he has to do is put his ex-wife Camille on the air 24/7. The only thing more irregular than that chick's mannerisms are her bowel movements. Watching Camille on TV is a lot like driving by a horrible traffic accident: you always look to see if there are any brains visible, but there never are.

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Kelsey Grammer out and about in Midtown Manhattan (8/27)

You know the old saying about how thinking with the wrong head can get you in trouble? Kelsey Grammer's taking it to a whole new level. It took about a week for him to knock up his gold-digging girlfriend and, surprise, now she wants a new house. From the New York Post:

Kelsey Grammer has been house-hunting with his pregnant British stewardess girlfriend, Kayte Walsh. Grammer, who already has a plush Central Park West apartment, and Walsh, who's carrying their child, want to find a new pad to make a fresh start together before their baby is born, sources said. The star split from wife Camille Donatacci in July, and she filed for divorce. But she was shocked to learn just weeks later that he was "deeply in love" with Walsh.

Wait a second. Are we supposed to believe that the guy who married a former go-go dancer/Playboy model is actually in love with a flight attendant? That's ridiculous. Considering the fact that she actually has a legitimate job, it's obvious that Kayte is much too sophisticated for Kelsey's tastes. He needs someone who isn't burdened by a career -- someone like Lindsay Lohan.

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Kelsey Grammer's dating a gold digger

Remember last week when I [and the rest of society] implied that Kelsey Grammer's new "oops I'm pregnant" girlfriend was a gold digger? Turns out I was way off and she's actually dating him because of his great personality. I'm kidding of course. From the Chicago Sun Times:

According to a Virgin Atlantic Airlines staff member who knows Grammer's galpal and Virgin Atlantic flight attendant Kayte Walsh, she "made it her mission to land Kelsey. She is totally smitten with him, but she also loves the idea of being with a famous man. Kayte also told other flight attendants she would do anything -- even get pregnant" to land Grammer.

If becoming a famous TV star with millions in the bank can't land you twenty-something-year-old flight attendants, then what's the point of becoming famous in the first place? Sure this chick is only after Kesley for his money, but he's only after her for her body. It's the exact same symbiotic relationship witnessed between a pilot fish and a shark . . . except the shark doesn't have to pay the fish child support payments for the next 18 years. Ouch.

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Kelsey Grammer is horny, dumb

Kelsey Grammer hasn't even gotten the ex-wife smell off his penis and already his new girlfriend is pregnant. Condoms Kelsey, condoms. From the New York Post:

The family of Kelsey Grammer's British girl friend, Kayte Walsh, has confirmed our exclusive story that she's pregnant with the 55-year-old "Frasier" star's child just over a month after his wife, Camille Donatacci, filed for divorce. Britain's Daily Mail reported the former Virgin air hostess' family acknowledged that she's expecting Grammer's child. Her father, Alan Walsh, told the paper, "It's great news, and we are very pleased for them both." At 29, Walsh is 26 years younger than Grammer, who's now starring in Broadway's "La Cage Aux Folles" -- and only three years older than Grammer's oldest daughter, Spencer. Grammer's rep told us earlier this week that he and the blonde were "very happy."

Of course this chick and her dad are happy -- isn't getting knocked up by a rich dude the ultimate goal of someone named "Kayte"? I don't know about you, but I don't exactly see a "Kayte" running a Fortune 500 company anytime soon. Believe me, if the bastard she was carrying in her stomach didn't represent a winning lottery ticket for his daughter, Alan would be angrier than a liquored-up Mel Gibson in Jerusalem.

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Kelsey Grammer eating lunch in Malibu (3/12)

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