Kelly Rowland bikini pics! (Miami - 7/26)
That’s Kelly Rowland and her fake boobs in Miami over the weekend. In case you’re wondering, yes those boobs are fake and, yes, my abs really are that firm. Just the other day I found 75 cents lodged in one of the crevices. Score!
Kelly Rowland admits to getting breast implants
Remember last month when I wrote that it looks like Kelly Rowland bought some new boobs? Turns out I was right. Bossip says:
The singer came to the revelation on the upcoming issue of People magazine, saying that the surgery took place in October last year in Houston. The reason she did it, according to Jen Garcia from People, is not because she wants to compete with her former bandmate Beyonce Knowles but because one of the things, is to fit into designer outfits. She, reportedly has wanted this operation since she was 17. On choosing what size she wants, the magazine quoted her as saying, “…simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup… I didn’t want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2, that would look nuts!”. (Source)
What a touching story. A 17-year-old girl struggles through life dreaming of the day when her tits will be big enough to finally wear that Vera Wang evening gown without being mocked. So then she gets rich and gets a boob job. A heartwarming tale of surrender, sacrifice, and silicon. Coming soon to a theatre near you.
August 2007:
February 2008:
[Bauer-Griffin, INFDaily.com]
Kelly Rowland has breast implants
Thought I’d do a followup post to that comment I made earlier about Kelly Rowland’s implants. The pic on the left is from last August. The pic on the right is from Wednesday. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly . . . you don’t need fake tits to attract men — you’re rich. We don’t care about something as shallow as breast size. We only care about your money silly!
NOTE: I vote that we start calling Kelly’s cleavage “The Silicon Valley”
August:
Wednesday:
Kelly Rowland bikini pics! (Miami; 2/6)
Why does Kelly look so angry in these pics? She’s on a beautiful beach holding what looks like a delicious sandwich. Throw in a few bottles of tequila and some hookers to rough up when you get drunk and that’s my idea of a party.
NOTE: Did Kelly get implants? Either that or she grew 3 cup sizes since last summer.
Kelly Rowland bikini pics! (Miami; 2/3)
Before you remark how Kelly Rowland looks pretty good in a bikini, click here and forever be scarred. My penis is still in group therapy after seeing that pic.
INFDaily.com
Here’s Kelly Rowland again in Miami Beach (she looked better last month). Not a fan of the hat. Is that thing hemp? Christ I think it is. Throw in a hacky sack and the inability to hold a steady job or form a coherent sentence and Kelly could easily be mistaken for a stoner. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I love stoners! Next to the elderly, they’re among my favorite groups to mock and ridicule!
INFPhoto.com
Here’s ex-Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland in South Beach earlier this week. She’s ordering a hit on Beyoncé, right? There’s only so many times a woman can hear “Please welcome former Destiny’s Child member, what? …. no, not Beyoncé,” before she breaks.
