Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa out and about in New York (6/28)

Kelly Ripa tells the new issue of In Touch Weekly that she can't get enough botox in her face. Uh oh, this is not going to end well, says every freaky-looking old chick in Beverly Hills:

At 41, Kelly Ripa looks better than most women half her age. And in a new interview she candidly admits that Botox is her secret. "I work out every day. I don't overeat. I try to drink water, but I prefer wine, and when all else fails, I get Botox injected right here, right into my forehead as much as possible!"

The Live with Kelly host adds that she uses her children, Michael, 15, Lola, 11 and Joaquin, nine, as an indicator for when she needs a top-up from her dermatologist, celebrity favorite Dr Frederic Brandt. "It's when my kids start asking me if I'm mad at them, and I say, 'Why do you think I'm mad at you?' They say it's because I'm frowning. I go, 'Oh no! I am? I'll be right back!'"

"At 41, Kelly Ripa looks better than most women half her age." Did In Touch take this poll at a leper colony?

"Five out of five people missing their lower jaws think Kelly Ripa has nice teeth."

Kelly Ripa looks comparable to other 41-year-olds, not "better than" 20-year-olds. I know she's a celebrity, but she's not that big, no need to kiss her ass. Now if In Touch scraps Kelly in their rag and replaces her with Sofia Vergara, then maybe we can get into their hyperbole. That's who you compare to 20-year-olds, not the 2012 incarnation of Calista Flockhart.

*15 Kelly Ripa pictures total in the gallery:

Kelly Ripa at the "World Famous Garage Sale" in Watermill, New York (7/28)

Kelly Ripa hosted the "Word Famous Garage Sale" in The Hamptons over the weekend, and um, what in the hell is on her chest? I know what cleavage looks like, and that is not cleavage. It looks like something I would wake up in a cold sweat to. "Mommy!"

*25 Kelly Ripa pictures total in the gallery:

The 2012 Academy Awards

By all measurables, my grandparents really loved the Oscars last night. From Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change to Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change. Seriously, was that the only fucking joke he made? Mix in a little rape humor just to keep everyone off balance. Maybe some jokes about gas prices. Because they are so high, you see. Anyways, thank God there were some fairly attractive women there:

Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
Maria Menounos (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (14 pics here)
Penelope Ann Miller (3 pics here)
Claire Danes (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Emma Stone (3 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (17 pics here)
Li Bingbing (4 pics here)
Busy Philipps (4 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (7 pics here)
Rose Byrne (12 pics here)
Anna Faris (12 pics here)
Ellie Kemper (10 pics here)
Sofia Vergara (10 pics here)
Kate Mara (12 pics here)
Nancy O'Dell (7 pics here)
Shailene Woodley (11 pics here)
Kelly Ripa (4 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (6 pics here)
Milla Jovovich (8 pics here)

*188 pictures total in the gallery:

Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey outside Live! with Regis and Kelly studios in New York (10/31)

Before co-hosting Live! with Regis and Kelly this morning (Regis is napping), Nick Lachey and Kelly Ripa showed off their Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries wedding costumes. They're not trying to poke fun at the couple -- it was really just sheer dumb luck that they dressed up like this on the day that Kim filed for divorce. Interestingly, "Sheer Dumb Luck" is actually going to be the name of the autobiography Nick writes in a few years.

*10 Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey pictures total in the gallery:

Kelly Ripa out and about in New York (7/26)

I don't know why she thinks this is attractive, but Kelly Ripa showed off her freaky ripped arms and chest yesterday while walking around New York. Seriously, cut down the visits to the weight room to once a week. No guy wants to worry that, if he ever gets into an argument with you, his phonebook is at risk of being torn in half. "RIPA MAD!"

*15 Kelly Ripa pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, September 22

Kelly Ripa and Kristin Chenoweth at the "High Heel-A-Thon" charity race in Central Park, New York (pics start here)

Shakira performing at Madison Square Garden in New York (pics start here)

Miss Teen USA 2010 Kamie Crawford at Self magazine's 3rd Annual "Women Doing Good Awards" in New York (pics start here)

Keri Russell out and about in New York (pics start here)

Vida Guerra at the "Songs For Hope" event in Hollywood (pics start here)

Taylor Momsen at the launch of the "Material Girl" collection at Macy's Herald Square in New York (pics start here)

Whitney Port out and about in New York (pics start here)

Poppy Delevigne at the Burberry fashion show in London (pics start here)

Isabel Lucas riding her bike in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Maria Menounos at Self magazine's 3rd Annual "Women Doing Good Awards" in New York (pics start here)

Tom Cruise and Simon Pegg scouting locations for the new Mission Impossible film in Prague, Czech Republic (pics start here)

Lily Allen at Fashion Week in London (pics start here)

Jessica Szohr and Leighton Meester on the set of their show Gossip Girl in Manhattan (pics start here)

*127 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, August 13

Kelly Ripa filming a cooking segment for her show Live with Regis and Kelly in New York (pics start here)

Marisa Miller at the InStyle "Summer Soiree" in L.A. (pics start here)

Singer Nikol Bulat on holiday in Croatia (pics start here)

Rose McGowan arriving to the Lady Gaga concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Geri Halliwell walking her dog in London (pics start here)

Ke$ha performing at Rockefeller Center in New York (pics start here)

Actress Denise Quiñones at the premiere of La Soga in New York (pics start here)

Levi Johnston leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Marla Maples and her daughter Tiffany arriving to the Lady Gaga concert at the Staples Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Singer Vanessa White (The Saturdays) leaving her band's record company office in London (pics start here)

Marcia Gay Harden at the opening night of the Off-Broadway production of Trust at the Second Stage Theatre in New York (pics start here)

Fred Durst leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*119 pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, April 20

Kelly Ripa at the 3rd Annual Point Honors gala in New York (pics start here)

Ryan Reynolds on the set of Green Lantern in New Orleans (pics start here)

Jessica Alba leaving her doctor's office in Santa Monica (pics start here)

David Duchovny on the set of Californication in Culver City (pics start here)

January Jones on the set of Mad Men in Pasadena (pics start here)

Brooke Burke and her fiancé David Charvet leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Lucy Liu and Michael C. Hall filming East Fifth Bliss in New York (pics here)

Jennifer Lopez arriving to CBS studios in New York (pics start here)

Kylie Minogue leaving her home in London (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart leaving La Conversation Cafe in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jane Krakowski at the 3rd Annual Point Honors gala in New York (pics start here)

Nick Cannon at the "Feeding America Day of Service" in New York (pics here)

*150 pics total in the gallery:

Kelly Ripa bikini pics!

Kelly Ripa in Miami (May 2009)

Kelly Ripa bikini pics!

Kelly Ripa in Miami (April 2008)