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Jett Travolta dies
John Travolta and his son Jett in Ireland in 2004

TMZ is reporting that John Travolta's son Jett died today at a hospital in the Bahamas. He was just 16. The circumstances of his death aren't currently known but it's been reported for some time that Jett had autism but the Travolta family refused to acknowledge or treat it. In Scientology circles, those with autism are known as "degraded beings" that brought the affliction on themselves. I guess the Scientologists that believe in Xenu -- the alien that stacked billions of humans around volcanoes 75 million years ago and then blew them up with hydrogen bombs scattering their souls across the sky which he then collected with a vacuum cleaner and assembled in a movie theater where they were forced to watch a 3D movie for 36 days to implant them with misleading data so that when they attached themselves to human beings they would cause pain -- are considered the "normal" ones. Holy shit I hate these people.

NOTE: No, I didn't make any of that up

[TMZ, Cele|bitchy]
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Kelly Preston and her daughter in Hawaii

NOTE: I'm out of town on a "working vacation" from Monday to Wednesday of this week. I'm using these three days to catch up on the hundreds of bikini pics I never got around to posting this summer. Masturbation jokes will resume on Thursday at approximately 7:30 A.M. Pacific Standard Time.