Kelly Preston

John Travolta and Kelly Preston at the G'Day USA Black Tie Gala in L.A. (1/13)

"Since you haven't had a gay masseuse accuse you of sucking him off in at least a month, I'll let you put your hand around me tonight."

*20 John Travolta and Kelly Preston pictures total in the gallery:

John Travolta and Kelly Preston out and about in Paris (9/10)

So John Travolta was in Paris yesterday with his wife Kelly Preston, and guy just couldn't keep his hands off of her. Honestly, I'm surprised he didn't just stop and have sex with her right on the sidewalk. He oozes that much heterosexuality. Hope he doesn't steal my girlfriend!

*25 John Travolta pictures total in the gallery:

Get a room, you two!

PICTURED: John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston at the premiere of Savages last night in Westwood.

NOT PICTURED: An erection, or even a remote semblance of one.

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John Travolta and his son Jett in Ireland in 2004

TMZ is reporting that John Travolta's son Jett died today at a hospital in the Bahamas. He was just 16. The circumstances of his death aren't currently known but it's been reported for some time that Jett had autism but the Travolta family refused to acknowledge or treat it. In Scientology circles, those with autism are known as "degraded beings" that brought the affliction on themselves. I guess the Scientologists that believe in Xenu -- the alien that stacked billions of humans around volcanoes 75 million years ago and then blew them up with hydrogen bombs scattering their souls across the sky which he then collected with a vacuum cleaner and assembled in a movie theater where they were forced to watch a 3D movie for 36 days to implant them with misleading data so that when they attached themselves to human beings they would cause pain -- are considered the "normal" ones. Holy shit I hate these people.

NOTE: No, I didn't make any of that up

[TMZ, Cele|bitchy]