David Beckham angered his wife Victoria the other night at Nobu in London. The two were sitting near former muscular tranny model Kelly Killoren Bensimon (above) and David simply couldn't keep his eyes off of her. According to a witness:
"Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it. Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything."
No shit Victoria/Posh barely ate anything. You don't achieve a weight of 87 pounds by actually eating. Just like you don't achieve a reputation as a crime-fighting badass without taking out a motorcycle gang or two ... I lied, it was four.
