Kelly Clarkson: "I have a boyfriend now. Fuck it."
Kelly Clarkson says she has a boyfriend now so fuck all that dieting bullshit. In fact, fuck trying to even maintain her weight. Morbid obesity, here she comes! From In Touch Weekly
Kelly Clarkson would rather enjoy life with her man than live in the gym. The American Idol alum, who revealed in May that boyfriend Brandon Blackstock was her motivation to drop 30 pounds, now tells In Touch that she's in love and easing up on the exercise.
"Now that I have him, I don't have to do that anymore!" Kelly tells the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.
"I was working out pretty heavily for a while -- like over two hours a day. That's a frickin' lot!" Kelly says. "But then I just got burnt out. I've been so busy working that I haven't put any weight on -- but I'm sure I will!"
Oh yeah, this is what every boyfriend in a new relationship wants to hear. Maybe next Kelly will give away all her money, stop showering, and go start panhandling on the streets of New York. "My boyfriend says he's not with me for the money and I believe him because he's the opposite sex and he shows me just a little bit of attention which means he's in love with me! Oh that reminds me, I have to go make his car payment."*15 Kelly Clarkson pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, October 4
performing at Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne, Australia (pics start here
Reality star Larsa Pippen
(The Real Housewives of Miami
) at a hotel in Miami (pics start here
Model Jena Sims
at the premiere of Everything or Nothing: The Untold Story of 007
at the Museum of Modern Art in New York (pics start here
leaving Sushi Dan in Studio City (pics start here
leaving a meeting in New York (pics start here
leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here
arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here
walking her dog in New York (pics start here
at the premiere of Everything or Nothing: The Untold Story of 007 at the Museum of Modern Art in New York (pics start here
leaving ITV Studios in London (pics start here
arriving on a flight at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here
leaving Mastro's Steakouse in Beverly Hills (pics start here
*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Saturday, April 28 and Sunday, April 29
on the set of the music video for her single Dark Side
in L.A. (pics start here
on the set of The Lone Ranger
in New Mexico (pics start here
leaving a modeling agency in Beverly Hills (pics start here
Actress Catherine Tyldesley
at The 2012 British Soap Awards at the London TV Centre (pics start here
leaving pilates class in West Hollywood (pics start here
at a screening of Trishna at the Tribeca Film Festival in New York (pics start here
shopping in L.A. (pics start here
leaving the Ella Moss boutique in Beverly Hills (pics start here
Model Jessica Hart
hailing a cab in New York (pics start here
leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here
promoting her new children's clothing line on Extra
at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here
leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here
leaving The Arts Club in Mayfair, London (pics start here
*123 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Clarkson on the set of her new music video in Los Angeles
Thought the last post
about Christina Aguilera would provide a nice segue into these pics of Kelly Clarkson on the set of her new music video in L.A. last week. Since my mom taught me that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all . . . um . . . Kelly looks like she'd be impossible to push over. Real solid base on her.*6 Kelly Clarkson pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Clarkson loves being famous
Kelly Clarkson loves being famous for the exact reason you'd think: calories. Or rather, the ease of access to them. From Contact Music
Kelly Clarkson loves using her celebrity status to get tables in restaurants. The 'Breakaway' hitmaker insists she would feel like a "tool" if she called a venue to make a booking for herself but is happy to have her assistant arrange things for her.
She said: "I do love it when you call a restaurant and they're booked, then you have an assistant call, dropping your name, and somehow a table is found. I've never dropped it myself though, I'd feel like a tool!"
What a surprise -- the biggest perk Kelly Clarkson associates with her celebrity status involves eating. Not money. Not fame. Not tons of dudes willing to bang a disgusting hosebeast just so they can say they were with someone famous. But food. Look Kelly, if all you ever wanted was to eat, you didn't need to become a world famous singer. You could have just moved to Wisconsin.*5 Kelly Clarkson pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Clarkson seems unusually happy
Kelly Clarkson seems unusually happy -- ecstatic even. Hmmmm, weird. Click the picture to find out why on PAGE 2 . . .
Kelly Clarkson bikini pics!
Kelly Clarkson in Miami (March 2003)
Kelly Clarkson performing on Good Morning America
I hate to break this to you Kelly, but he's actually not a sausage.
Kelly Clarkson in London
Kelly Clarkson is once again denying claims that she's a lesbian -- she says the rumors have ruined her love life. She told Australia's Kyle and Jackie O Show
"The rumors are not helping me on the dating front!" she said. "I prefer the boys. I'm extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I think it's hot, but I'm not into it. I like boys."
"I'm only 27, not 40 and still single!" she said. "I enjoy being single, I love work and I think people are so passive with relationships and I'm not that person."
"I'm an extremist, I'm either in a relationship or I'm not. I'm honest about it and I'll tell people, it's just there's nothing to tell. I have a very good life."
Also not helping Kelly on the dating front? Whole cheesecakes
Kelly Clarkson leaving Radio One studios in London
The latest edition of "Kelly Clarkson can't possibly make herself more unattractive . . . or can she
?" is brought to you by Blender
magazine. Via OK!
When Blender magazine quized Kelly on whether she feels that washing and urinating are best done separately, she told them: "Anybody who says they don’t [pee in the shower] is lying."
And on the sticky subject of boogers she muses, "I mean, if you have a cold, you have to check, to see how sick you are." (Source)
I didn't know taking a leak in the shower was considered gross. I guess that means my plumber should feel doubly lucky I use Dulcolax. Considering who we're talking about here, you'd have thought Kelly would have mentioned other nasty habits of hers first: like forgetting to chew her food, not washing her "rib bib" for months at a time because she likes the smell of barbecue sauce, or reusing these
when on second dates.