Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson: "I have a boyfriend now. Fuck it."

Kelly Clarkson says she has a boyfriend now so fuck all that dieting bullshit. In fact, fuck trying to even maintain her weight. Morbid obesity, here she comes! From In Touch Weekly:

Kelly Clarkson would rather enjoy life with her man than live in the gym. The American Idol alum, who revealed in May that boyfriend Brandon Blackstock was her motivation to drop 30 pounds, now tells In Touch that she's in love and easing up on the exercise.

"Now that I have him, I don't have to do that anymore!" Kelly tells the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.

"I was working out pretty heavily for a while -- like over two hours a day. That's a frickin' lot!" Kelly says. "But then I just got burnt out. I've been so busy working that I haven't put any weight on -- but I'm sure I will!"

Oh yeah, this is what every boyfriend in a new relationship wants to hear. Maybe next Kelly will give away all her money, stop showering, and go start panhandling on the streets of New York. "My boyfriend says he's not with me for the money and I believe him because he's the opposite sex and he shows me just a little bit of attention which means he's in love with me! Oh that reminds me, I have to go make his car payment."

*15 Kelly Clarkson pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, October 4

Kelly Clarkson performing at Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne, Australia (pics start here)

Reality star Larsa Pippen (The Real Housewives of Miami) at a hotel in Miami (pics start here)

Model Jena Sims at the premiere of Everything or Nothing: The Untold Story of 007 at the Museum of Modern Art in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez leaving Sushi Dan in Studio City (pics start here)

Anna Kendrick leaving a meeting in New York (pics start here)

Cara Santana leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Vanessa Williams arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Uma Thurman walking her dog in New York (pics start here)

Kate Upton at the premiere of Everything or Nothing: The Untold Story of 007 at the Museum of Modern Art in New York (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger leaving ITV Studios in London (pics start here)

Mena Suvari arriving on a flight at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

T.I. and Nelly leaving Mastro's Steakouse in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, April 28 and Sunday, April 29

Kelly Clarkson on the set of the music video for her single Dark Side in L.A. (pics start here)

Johnny Depp on the set of The Lone Ranger in New Mexico (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving a modeling agency in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Actress Catherine Tyldesley at The 2012 British Soap Awards at the London TV Centre (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus leaving pilates class in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Freida Pinto at a screening of Trishna at the Tribeca Film Festival in New York (pics start here)

Halle Berry shopping in L.A. (pics start here)

Rumer Willis leaving the Ella Moss boutique in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Model Jessica Hart hailing a cab in New York (pics start here)

Minka Kelly leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Vanessa Marcil promoting her new children's clothing line on Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Prince Harry leaving The Arts Club in Mayfair, London (pics start here)

*123 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Kelly Clarkson on the set of her new music video in Los Angeles (11/18)

Thought the last post about Christina Aguilera would provide a nice segue into these pics of Kelly Clarkson on the set of her new music video in L.A. last week. Since my mom taught me that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all . . . um . . . Kelly looks like she'd be impossible to push over. Real solid base on her.

*6 Kelly Clarkson pictures total in the gallery:

Kelly Clarkson loves being famous

Kelly Clarkson loves being famous for the exact reason you'd think: calories. Or rather, the ease of access to them. From Contact Music:

Kelly Clarkson loves using her celebrity status to get tables in restaurants. The 'Breakaway' hitmaker insists she would feel like a "tool" if she called a venue to make a booking for herself but is happy to have her assistant arrange things for her.

She said: "I do love it when you call a restaurant and they're booked, then you have an assistant call, dropping your name, and somehow a table is found. I've never dropped it myself though, I'd feel like a tool!"

What a surprise -- the biggest perk Kelly Clarkson associates with her celebrity status involves eating. Not money. Not fame. Not tons of dudes willing to bang a disgusting hosebeast just so they can say they were with someone famous. But food. Look Kelly, if all you ever wanted was to eat, you didn't need to become a world famous singer. You could have just moved to Wisconsin.

*5 Kelly Clarkson pictures total in the gallery:

Kelly Clarkson seems unusually happy

Kelly Clarkson seems unusually happy -- ecstatic even. Hmmmm, weird. Click the picture to find out why on PAGE 2 . . .

Kelly Clarkson bikini pics!

Kelly Clarkson in Miami (March 2003)

Kelly Clarkson performing on Good Morning America (7/31)

I hate to break this to you Kelly, but he's actually not a sausage.

Kelly Clarkson in London (2/24)

Kelly Clarkson is once again denying claims that she's a lesbian -- she says the rumors have ruined her love life. She told Australia's Kyle and Jackie O Show:

"The rumors are not helping me on the dating front!" she said. "I prefer the boys. I'm extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I think it's hot, but I'm not into it. I like boys."

"I'm only 27, not 40 and still single!" she said. "I enjoy being single, I love work and I think people are so passive with relationships and I'm not that person."

"I'm an extremist, I'm either in a relationship or I'm not. I'm honest about it and I'll tell people, it's just there's nothing to tell. I have a very good life."

Also not helping Kelly on the dating front? Whole cheesecakes.

Kelly Clarkson leaving Radio One studios in London (2/24)

The latest edition of "Kelly Clarkson can't possibly make herself more unattractive . . . or can she?" is brought to you by Blender magazine. Via OK!:

When Blender magazine quized Kelly on whether she feels that washing and urinating are best done separately, she told them: "Anybody who says they don’t [pee in the shower] is lying."

And on the sticky subject of boogers she muses, "I mean, if you have a cold, you have to check, to see how sick you are." (Source)

I didn't know taking a leak in the shower was considered gross. I guess that means my plumber should feel doubly lucky I use Dulcolax. Considering who we're talking about here, you'd have thought Kelly would have mentioned other nasty habits of hers first: like forgetting to chew her food, not washing her "rib bib" for months at a time because she likes the smell of barbecue sauce, or reusing these when on second dates.