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Kelly Clarkson in Miami (March 2003)

Kelly Clarkson performing on Good Morning America (7/31)

I hate to break this to you Kelly, but he's actually not a sausage.

Kelly Clarkson in London (2/24)

Kelly Clarkson is once again denying claims that she's a lesbian -- she says the rumors have ruined her love life. She told Australia's Kyle and Jackie O Show:

"The rumors are not helping me on the dating front!" she said. "I prefer the boys. I'm extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I think it's hot, but I'm not into it. I like boys."

"I'm only 27, not 40 and still single!" she said. "I enjoy being single, I love work and I think people are so passive with relationships and I'm not that person."

"I'm an extremist, I'm either in a relationship or I'm not. I'm honest about it and I'll tell people, it's just there's nothing to tell. I have a very good life."

Also not helping Kelly on the dating front? Whole cheesecakes.

Kelly Clarkson leaving Radio One studios in London (2/24)

The latest edition of "Kelly Clarkson can't possibly make herself more unattractive . . . or can she?" is brought to you by Blender magazine. Via OK!:

When Blender magazine quized Kelly on whether she feels that washing and urinating are best done separately, she told them: "Anybody who says they don’t [pee in the shower] is lying."

And on the sticky subject of boogers she muses, "I mean, if you have a cold, you have to check, to see how sick you are." (Source)

I didn't know taking a leak in the shower was considered gross. I guess that means my plumber should feel doubly lucky I use Dulcolax. Considering who we're talking about here, you'd have thought Kelly would have mentioned other nasty habits of hers first: like forgetting to chew her food, not washing her "rib bib" for months at a time because she likes the smell of barbecue sauce, or reusing these when on second dates.

So freaking hot

Despite all the rumors, she doesn't go down on women, just men . . . and sometimes chili dogs . . . OK, not sometimes, all the time. From her interview with AOL's PopEater (Now with 401k plan!):

PopEater: A large part of your fan base is gay, and there's a longstanding rumor that you are a lesbian. Is there any truth to that?

Kelly Clarkson: I get that all the time. People are like, "Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I'd really love it." Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I'm like, "I'm glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys." I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I'm a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man. I don't really care if you're black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy, whatever. As long as you're cool and you like the music, and you're coming out to have a good time at the shows, I don't really care. I have everything I just said in my family, so I'm just used to being surrounded by that. I just don't know any different. (Source)

Somehow I doubt "men are very hard" for Kelly Clarkson. The only way a dude could get hard for that chick is if he was in rigor mortis. It's probably Kelly's looks that make people think she's a lesbian. You could say she has a lot in common with Bruce Jenner.

Kelly doing her best Ernie from Sesame Street impression

Quick: Think of the one celebrity you'd least like to see naked? Kelly Clarkson? Me, too. Which is what makes this story so damn disturbing:

According to a close source who spoke to Us Weekly, the Grammy-winning pop star enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not just when close friends are around, but even when her home is "filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings," reports the magazine.

Why? "I just really like being naked," the "American Idol" star tells visitors with an apologetic shrug, according to the magazine. (Source)

Of course she likes being naked. No clothes=No restrictive 46 inch belt around her waist=Fourths and fifths at the buffet line. Little known fact: Kelly can fit five of the six major food groups in her mouth at once.

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Apologies for the back-to-back Kelly Clarkson stories but this one's pretty good. In a candid interview with USA Weekend magazine (on newstands tomorrow), Kelly reveals that *gasp* she's eaten a marijuana cookie before (Editor's Note: is anyone else surprised her first drug experience involved cookies?):

"It was in Amsterdam. It is legal there, and it is not legal here. I don't ever do anything illegal here. I have never smoked anything in my life. I've never tried any drugs. I wouldn't do anything that would cause holes in your brain or your nasal cavity. Call me Texan, but I don't think of marijuana like that. I don't understand people who drink too much. I think, 'Why do you drink so much? It just adds calories.' " (Source)

Christ, could you imagine a stoned Kelly Clarkson? No calorie would be safe. 7/11 stock would shoot through the roof.