Kelly Clarkson loves using her celebrity status to get tables in restaurants. The 'Breakaway' hitmaker insists she would feel like a "tool" if she called a venue to make a booking for herself but is happy to have her assistant arrange things for her.What a surprise -- the biggest perk Kelly Clarkson associates with her celebrity status involves eating. Not money. Not fame. Not tons of dudes willing to bang a disgusting hosebeast just so they can say they were with someone famous. But food. Look Kelly, if all you ever wanted was to eat, you didn't need to become a world famous singer. You could have just moved to Wisconsin.
She said: "I do love it when you call a restaurant and they're booked, then you have an assistant call, dropping your name, and somehow a table is found. I've never dropped it myself though, I'd feel like a tool!"
"The rumors are not helping me on the dating front!" she said. "I prefer the boys. I'm extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I think it's hot, but I'm not into it. I like boys."Also not helping Kelly on the dating front? Whole cheesecakes.
"I'm only 27, not 40 and still single!" she said. "I enjoy being single, I love work and I think people are so passive with relationships and I'm not that person."
"I'm an extremist, I'm either in a relationship or I'm not. I'm honest about it and I'll tell people, it's just there's nothing to tell. I have a very good life."
When Blender magazine quized Kelly on whether she feels that washing and urinating are best done separately, she told them: "Anybody who says they don’t [pee in the shower] is lying."I didn't know taking a leak in the shower was considered gross. I guess that means my plumber should feel doubly lucky I use Dulcolax. Considering who we're talking about here, you'd have thought Kelly would have mentioned other nasty habits of hers first: like forgetting to chew her food, not washing her "rib bib" for months at a time because she likes the smell of barbecue sauce, or reusing these when on second dates.
And on the sticky subject of boogers she muses, "I mean, if you have a cold, you have to check, to see how sick you are." (Source)
PopEater: A large part of your fan base is gay, and there's a longstanding rumor that you are a lesbian. Is there any truth to that?Somehow I doubt "men are very hard" for Kelly Clarkson. The only way a dude could get hard for that chick is if he was in rigor mortis. It's probably Kelly's looks that make people think she's a lesbian. You could say she has a lot in common with Bruce Jenner.
Kelly Clarkson: I get that all the time. People are like, "Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I'd really love it." Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I'm like, "I'm glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys." I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I'm a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man. I don't really care if you're black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy, whatever. As long as you're cool and you like the music, and you're coming out to have a good time at the shows, I don't really care. I have everything I just said in my family, so I'm just used to being surrounded by that. I just don't know any different. (Source)
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