Kelly Brook and David McIntosh at Venice Beach (2/12)
Here's Kelly Brook and her boyfriend David McIntosh at Venice Beach yesterday. Kelly and David met a few months back when she attended his lecture at Oxford on the Relation of Riboflavin Deficiency to Corticosteroid Metabolism and Red Cell Hypoplasia. Nah, I'm kidding. She saw him on TV and really wanted to fuck him. Guessing they're not having too many deep conversations.
*30 Kelly Brook and David McIntosh pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Brook in Miami (2/4)
Tuesday marked the third straight day -- Day 1 pics here; Day 2 pics here -- of Kelly Brook squeezing her enormous breasts into a bikini. I like this trend. If Kelly keeps it up, she'll have a permanent spot on Celebslam every morning. Once it starts to cool down in Miami, I figure Kelly can travel on down to the Southern Hemisphere -- Sydney has some beautiful beaches -- where it's currently Summer. And then once their winter hits in June, she can travel back up to Miami or San Diego. Unless she's a bitch, this plan could totally work. Don't be a bitch, Kelly.
*30 Kelly Brook bikini images total in the gallery:
Kelly Brook Bikini bikini pics! (Miami - 2/2)
South Beach seems to be a popular vacation destination for celebrities with smoking-hot bodies, and Kelly Brook continued that tradition yesterday. Hmmm, I wonder if she watched the Super Bowl? For the men within 50 feet of her, I hope she was rooting for Seattle. Because excited jumping. Lots and lots of excited jumping.
*33 Kelly Brook bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Brook at the National Television Awards at the 02 Arena in London (1/22)
Omigosh, Kelly Brook can't catch a break. The poor little lamb wore her fanciest sheer dress to the National Television Awards last night in London, and then all these photographers show up out of nowhere. Why didn't anyone tell her they'd be there? And there was nowhere to hide so she had to just stand there and be judged on her looks and not her personality. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she never shows her face in public again after this.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Kelly Brook see-through pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*35 Kelly Brook see-through pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Brook attending Mike Meldman's Annual Halloween Party in Beverly Hills (10/26)
Halloween isn't as popular in the UK as it is in the US, but that didn't stop British model Kelly Brook from giving it her sexiest best at developer Mike Meldman's Annual Halloween Party on Saturday night. That a girl, Kelly -- that's the effort I like to see. The party actually was a little awkward for Kelly because half the dudes there dressed up the same as "Guy Who Really Wants to Fuck Kelly Brook." Whatever. Not nearly as original as my Sexy Firefighter costume.
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Kelly Brook's 2014 calendar is here
A few months ahead of schedule, here's Kelly Brook's 2014 calendar. Jacking off on your quest to figure out what day of the month it is has never been easier. Look for the calendar on sale at bookstore nationwide. I mean the one bookstore left in the nation. I think it's in Omaha.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Kelly Brook 2014 calendar pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*20 Kelly Brook 2014 calendar pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, September 18
Kelly Brook leaving Zuma nightclub in London (pics start here)
Sofia Vergara leaving Between the Sheets in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving the Byron Williams Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Kelly Choi at the premiere of Rush at Chelsea Bow Tie Cinema in New York (pics start here)
Tyra Banks leaving Da Silvano restaurant in New York (pics start here)
Jane Seymour leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Keira Knightley On Set of The Imitation Game in London (pics start here)
Julianne Hough leaving SoHo House in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Eva Mendes launching her clothing line in New York (pics start here)
Vanessa Lachey leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Alexa Vega going through security at LAX airport (pics start here)
Model Karima El Mahroug out and about in Milan, Italy (pics start here)
*104 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
So Kelly Brook is single. She caught her boyfriend Danny Cipriani cheating with multiple women. And how did Danny get caught? The ol' secret cell phone. Kelly not only found it, but used it to lash out at one of the homewreckers, Stacey Simcox (above):
Kelly is said to have wrote: "Another Girl?? Spent an hr texting you all. It's Kelly Brook here."Is this Danny Cipriani guy blind? He's seen Kelly Brook's tits, right? Him cheating on Kelly with this manish-looking hussy is like me selling my Ferrari so I can ride the city bus. Hmmm, sitting in supple Italian leather or hobo urine? Tough call.
The model is then said to have sent a naked picture of another woman called 'Jenna' to Stacey. Allegedly Kelly said the woman was another person that Danny was sleeping with. Stacey is then said to have asked Kelly to call her.
Stacey told the paper: "Kelly called immediately. I recognised her voice but she was snotty and understandably very angry. She said: 'Take it you're another one he's fucking. I've spoken to six other girls he's been fucking.'"
*5 Stacey Simcox pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Brook in all her natural glory
Kelly Brook tells the new issue of Nuts magazine that she'd never get a boob job. Gosh, what a bold statement from a chick who already has huge tits.
"I think it's really nice to be celebrated for who I am. It's not really about me being curvy, it's more about me being someone who understands what works for hem and embraces that - and has managed to make a business out of that. I don't like the fake look, I'd never have anything like a boob job."Well no shit. Of course Kelly would never get a boob job -- without those natural melons she's just another pretty face (with awesome legs) in the crowd. To be honest, I just don't know what makes her famous once you get past those knockers of hers . . . but why would you want to? They really are something to behold. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? A smoking-hot chick with excellent yabbos and no discernible talent becomes insanely famous . . . yep, Kelly Brook is the English Katy Perry.
*30 Kelly Brook pictures total in the gallery: