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Model Kelly Brook at the "GQ Men of the Year" awards at the Royal Opera House in London (9/8)

Kelly Brook is rather attractive

Here's Kelly Brook in the October issue of Loaded magazine. Also currently loaded? Me! Hooray for Tequila Fridays!*

*or as my secretary calls it: "Pants-Free Fridays." Sexual harassment? More like sexual funrassment.

Kelly Brook in L.A. (08/19)

If you're like me, you're constantly wondering what English model Kelly Brook is up to. Well yesterday, she spent the day lounging around a hotel pool in L.A. According to the Daily Mail, "it wasn't long before she was applying the sun cream to protect herself from the blistering Californian rays." Is there a hotter form of cancer prevention than skin cancer prevention? Not smoking cigarettes is close, but I say no.

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Kelly Brook at the UK premiere of The Ugly Truth held at the Vue Leicester Square in London (8/4)

English actress/model Kelly Brook out and about in London (6/30)

+ A little something for the ladies [Just Jared]

+ Anne Hathaway looks like hell [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Bar Refaeli is Sexy. Aerosmith is Not. [Egotastic!]
+ Cheryl Cole is see-through [Popoholic]
+ Denise Richards cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Thank god I don't work for American Apparel [F-Listed]
+ Where Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous kill lines comes from [Holy Taco]
+ Michael Jackson's ex wife wants restraining order against his dad [Bossip]
+ Hilary Duff picking her nose [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Kelly Brook filming Piranha 3-D in Lake Havasu, Arizona (6/6)

I hate to call a favorite for Best Picture this early in the year, but Piranha 3-D is looking awfully promising. Plot summary via IMDB:

In Lake Victoria Arizona, a tremor causes the lake's floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas... Theyre back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend - the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there's something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Lake Victoria sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas - a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds.

Even more amazing than the plot (sex-crazed mayhem and piranhas) is the fact that both Elisabeth Shue (nominated for an Oscar in 1996) and Richard Dreyfuss (won an Oscar in 1978) are starring in the film. Clearly the producers must be holding their families hostage until filming is complete.

NOTE: The MTV Movie Awards needs to add a "Best Motorboating" category, like, now.

Kelly Brook bikini pics! (Caribbean - 5/17)

Shhhhhh, I need complete silence. Kelly Brook's tits and I are having a staring contest right now.

Kelly Brook leaving Raoul's restaurant in London (4/21) 

+ Lady Gaga is so damn annoying [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Audrina Patridge Bikini Video from Into The Blue 2 [Egotastic!]
+ Heidi Klum is see through [Just Jared]
+ Edyta Sliwinska (Dancing with the Stars) upskirt pic [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miley Cyrus cheating on her boyfriend with Nick Jonas? [The Blemish]

+ Leighton Meester has really nice legs [Popoholic]
+ Asami Konno in a bikini [Holy Taco]
+ Top 10 Famous Licking Ice-Cream Girls [Attuworld]
+ Patricia Bohrer is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ That Susan Boyle chick got a makeover [Cele|bitchy]

English model Kelly Brook leaving K-Mart in L.A. (2/28)

+ Kanye West is dating a lesbian [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Michelle Williams Topless Video from Incendiary [Egotastic!]
+ Ashley Tisdale is photshopped [Just Jared]
+ Bianca Gascoigne upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ K-Fed update: still fat [Dlisted]

+ French squirrel goes nuts [YouTube]
+ The new Terminator looks kick-ass [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Lana Lopez is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Tom Cruise can't take a joke [Derek Hail]
+ Keeley Hazell is one sexy lady [Attuworld]

English model and actress Kelly Brook arriving to her home in London (2/16)

+ It's Kate Moss' nipples -- almost [Drunken Stepfather]

+ More of Eliza Dushku Looking Crazy Hot in Maxim [Egotastic!]
+ Hybrid limo? [Just Jared]
+ Goldie Hawn is see-through [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Victoria Beckham is a super MILF [Bastardly]

+ I'm surprised both their heads fit in the same room [Lossip]
+ Mickey Rourke's best friend died [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Rachel Bilson is getting married [Cele|bitchy]
+ Banned commercials are funny [UBERGUY]