Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook for New Look lingerie

It's too bad I stopped wearing women's underwear years ago because Kelly Brook's new lingerie line for New Look looks really comfortable. Thanks a lot so-called "court-mandated therapy." You ruined my life!

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Kelly Brook is rather attractive

Put down your lunch and break out your erections because here's Kelly Brook's 2012 calendar in all it's scantily clad glory. February is highlighted above. You'll note that 2012 is a leap year so that means one extra day to beat off to Kelly. Thanks Pope Gregory XIII and your introduction of the Gregorian calendar in 1582!

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Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook at the British Fashion Awards at the Savoy Hotel in London (11/28)

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Kelly Brook arrriving to the Giles Deacon Party at the Elms Lesters Painting Rooms in London (9/20)

Kelly Brook attended a party last week in London, and as she was getting out of her car, she didn't flash her vagina. How disappointing . . . almost depressing really. In fact, I'm so depressed that I'm probably gonna eat chocolate all day. I'm so fat! *cuts self with butter knife*

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Kelly Brook bikini pics! (Ischia, Italy - 7/16)

Here's some pics of the always-awesome Kelly Brook shopping in Italy on Saturday. You'll notice that Kelly isn't wearing shoes. Because the only thing hotter than a chick in a bikini is a chick in a bikini with tetanus. Aw yeah baby, show me that elevated blood pressure and mild facial and muscle spasms. You know what I like.

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Kelly Brook bikini pics! (Ischia, Italy - 7/15)

That's Kelly Brook and Kelly Brook's massive rack on vacation in Ischia, Italy today. Kelly's rack is so big that, shortly after this picture was taken, a slight breeze hit and she tipped over. Now she's on her back and she can't get up. She's a lot like a turtle.

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Kelly Brook stopping by a butcher's shop in Kent, England (6/28)

I think I speak for everyone here in saying Kelly Brook is the coolest god damn chick on earth.

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Kelly Brook leaving Mahiki nightclub in London (6/12)

+ Weiner finally goes limp [Just Jared]

+ Sophie Monk cameltoe (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hugh Hefner fires back [PopEater]
+ Blake Lively is see-through [Popoholic]
+ Sarah Shahi nipple peak (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ BREAKING: Alessandra Ambrosio is a hot piece of ass [Caught on Set]

+ Suri Cruise has a $100k tree house. Of course she does. [Cele|bitchy]
+ Kickboxer vs. Marine. Who ya' got? [Holy Taco]
+ Is Diane Kruger covered in urine? [Evil Beet]
+ Ryan Seacrest does every job in Hollywood [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Kim Kardashian is not getting married this weekend [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 10 actors you didn't know were bilingual

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, April 8

Kelly Brook leaving the Penthouse Club in London (pics start here)

Will Smith on the set of Men in Black III in Queens (pics start here)

Charlize Theron arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Molly Sims out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Natalie Kenly (one of Charlie Sheen's "goddesses") outside her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Karolina Kurkova heading to a gym in New York (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson arriving at Dancing With The Stars practice in Hollywood (pics start here)

Courteney Cox and her daughter Coco arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Mila Kunis leaving a studio in Hollywood (pics start here)

Aly Michalka and Alexa Vega leaving Boa Steakhouse in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Daisy Lowe arriving at the launch of the Mawi luxury jewelry flasgship store in London (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster at the Lucky Shops "Ultimate Shipping Event" held at Siren Studios in L.A. (pics start here)

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Kelly Brook looks fairly awesome in a bikini

Kelly Brook announced on her twitter yesterday that she's pregnant:

Thom and I are happy to announce we are expecting a baby girl. We are delighted XXXXX

You know, there's a lesson to be learned in this. And that lesson is when a woman tells you that she's on the pill and her boyfriend Thom "will never find out," don't trust her. YOU BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!

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