Kellan Lutz

Kellan Lutz (Twilight) in Venice Beach (8/3)

How's my form? What? Don't give me that look. I'm not doing it right, am I? Gosh darn it. I'm so embarrassed! Now I'm never going to be Mr. Olympia! *throws second place ribbons in trash*

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Twilight's Kellan Lutz out and about in Venice (4/30)

I swear, it's almost like the paparazzi have never seen a guy skateboarding without his shirt on. But there they were Saturday in Venice, harassing me all damn day. Just leave me alone! I want my privacy! *sigh*

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Twilight star Kellan Lutz leaving a gym in Studio City (2/23)

It does, doesn't it? I knew it! I shouldn't have had that ice cream cone last year. I'm such a disgusting pig! *cuts arm with butter knife*

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Lindsay Lohan leaving Bardot nightclub in West Hollywood (11/11)

What's a person to do when they want to guzzle a bottle of pricey champagne but just can't afford it? Order it anyways! And then try to get someone who actually has a job to pay for it. It's a brilliant plan. Except for when it doesn't work. From Fox News' Pop Tarts:

It sounds as though Lindsay Lohan is seriously running low on her cash supply. The troubled Tinseltowner was spotted all-smiles at Hollywood hotspot Crown Bar last Thursday but suddenly left in tears -- apparently before paying her bills.

Pop Tarts has been told that toward the end of the evening, Lohan ordered a bottle of champagne but when approached her for the bill she wasn't prepared to pay up.

“Lindsay pointed over at Kellan Lutz and told the waitress just to charge his card,” an insider said.

Lohan left soon after and apparently the situation wasn't really resolved. Naughty naughty.

I don't see what the big deal is. If Lindsay's guilty of anything in this situation, it's of using poor judgment. Oh yeah, and larceny. Which I'm pretty sure is a probation violation for us ordinary folk. Did you know that in L.A. if you show a judge a People magazine cover with your picture on it, it works like a "get out of jail free" card? It's true. They passed the law a few years ago. Why do you think Erik Estrada didn't get in trouble a few years ago for murdering all those hookers? People magazine, "10 Sexiest Bachelors in the World" issue, November 1979, baby.

Kellan Lutz Halloween Costume

Twilight star Kellan Lutz at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas (10/31)