Keith Urban

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at The 50th Annual New York Film Festival at Lincoln Center (10/3)

In the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, Nicole Kidman pretty much implies that Keith Urban is a sexual freak who probably dabbles in the occasional ball-gagging:

[Nicole] has found permanence in her relationship with Urban. The couple, who met in 2005, have been married for six years. "He just gave me confidence," she observes, "through just being very kind to me and understanding me, opening me up to trying things, my sexuality, those sorts of things."

After the adventure of Cruise, she characterizes Urban as "more like an ocean; he took me out." She has always appreciated "a bigger, stronger personality; that's what I've been drawn to. I need protection. Everyone wants to feel someone's got their back."

Translation: Keith Urban is no Scientologist. Yep, looks like Nicole is finally being filled properly, and in the correct hole this time, too. It's funny how Nicole kept a media blackout going in regards to her relationships, but all of a sudden she's basically admitting that she can't keep her panties dry. Apparently, Keith Urban is hung like a didgeridoo. Nicole has been finding out that there's no phony religion in the world that can provide a gal a toe-curling moment like a big, hetero dong. Right, Katie?

*25 Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman pictures total in the gallery:

Nicole Kidman's new building

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban just shelled out $10 million for a new apartment in the Chelsea section of Manhattan. Why is this news? Because their unit includes a god damn car elevator (pic here). Finally, science figured out a way to avoid having to make face-to-face contact with the mouth-breathers that ride in lower class "poor people" elevators that you can't drive your car onto. It's about damn time. From Mavrix:

Kidman and Urban bought a duplex unit that measures 3,248 square feet and includes 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, and two city view loggias. The main living spaces are located on the unit's upper floor and include a 20-foot by 22-foot living room with western views over the Hudson River towards New Jersey, and a combination dining room and a gourmet kitchen with folding oiled teak panels that when closed conceal the kitchen equipment.

14 of the building's 16 apartments, come with a private 300 square foot "En-Suite Sky Garage™", accessed by driving one's luxury automobile into a giant key-lock elevator that lifts the car up to the same level as the the apartment to which it is deeded.

In related news, to get to my apartment on the 3rd floor of my building, sometimes I also press the button for the 2nd floor. The longer I'm in the elevator, the more it feels like it's taking me up to my swanky penthouse bachelor pad and not the 410-square-foot studio I share with my mother. *hangs head in shame*

*11 photos total in the gallery: