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Nicole Kidman pregnancy rumors heating up again

At least according to this month's issue of Woman's Day magazine, she might be (I've already devoured my issue). The supposed pregnancy comes after months of effort including fertility treatment. An "overjoyed friend" told the magazine:

"Nicole and Keith are having a baby. They've been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole's been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she's been aching to have a baby. It's all she's been talking about for ages." (Source)

I'm calling bullshit on this story. First of all Nicole is way too white, she's like a damn ghost. I don't know why that would prevent her from becoming pregnant but I feel like it should somehow. And second of all Keith's hair is way too long. According to my Dad, guys like that are too busy burning draft cards and smoking pot to make babies.

Keith Urban is a dman pussy

Short intros means Daddy drank too much last night. Keith Urban about his wife Nicole Kidman:

"She doesn't hit me, but she hates [my bad bathroom etiquette]. She's a very passionate person which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble." The couple met at a dinner in Los Angeles in January 2005 and married in a fairytale wedding in Sydney, Australia, in June 2006. (Source)

What the hell? If someone answers a perfectly innocent question about their wife with "She doesn't hit me," doesn't that pretty obviously mean their wife is hitting them? For example: "Hey Jim, how was dinner with the wife last Saturday night?" ... "She doesn't hit me" ... "Ha, ha, your wife abuses you, what a freaking pussy!"

Keith Urban gets drunk, puts on horns, plays the guitar

According to Us Weekly, country music star Keith Urban is out of rehab and back with his wife of five months, Nicole Kidman:

The couple had brunch on Sunday at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles. They were last seen together on November 12, outside of the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs, where Urban was being treated for alcohol abuse. Urban had been in the in-patient rehabilitation program since October 19 and was expected to stay there for 35-40 days. Urban's rep said the singer is "still undergoing treatment." This was not Urban's first stint in rehab. In 1998, the singer checked into the Cumberland Heights treatment center in Nashville, Tennessee, seeking treatment for cocaine and alcohol addiction.

It must suck to have your husband end up in rehab just a few months after your wedding. And you have to stick it out, too, because it's too far into the marriage to get an annulment. It reminds me of the last car I bought. Just a week after the 3 month warranty expired, the engine exploded (totally made me spill me soda!). My Mom warned me about buying a new car from Cuba but I just had to have it...life is all about lessons