SNBC host Keith Olbermann has a thing for porn stars (who doesn't?!?)--but not all porn stars have a thing for Keith Olbermann. Take, for example, Mary Carey. You may remember Mary from her starring role in Boobsville Sorority Girls ("A cinematic tour de force" — me) and as that chick with the ginormous rack who ran for governor of California back in '03. She was on Olbermann's TV show in 2003 as well. Carey revealed on the Free-FM's "Radio Chick" show:
...the MSNBC blabbermouth once called her and left a "rambling message" in which he asked her out. But Carey says she turned him down "because I had a boyfriend at the time."
Of course Keith's rep denies everything, insisting it was Mary who called Keith (EDITOR'S NOTE: How'd she get his phone number? ... KEITHOLBERMANNGOTBUSTED):
"It's a well-documented fact that Keith is off the market." (Source)
So basically it's his word against hers. The evil host of a major cable news show who I'm pretty sure hates freedom versus a softspoken porn star just trying to get by in this crazy place we call America. Hmmmm ... tough choice. Actually, not really. I could never go against my beloved porn. In other words, Keith Olbermann is a damn lying whore.
BONUS: I love the part about Mary turning down Olbermann because she had a boyfriend at the time. She's a porn star. She goes through boyfriends like Rosie O'Donnell goes through chicken wings and I go through t-shirts. Will some designer please step up and make a shirt that doesn't tear every time you flex your eye-candy for the ladies. It's starting to get annoying.
