Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley on the set of Can A Song Save Your Life? in New York (7/26)

Keira Knightley tells British newspaper The Mirror that she has no problem going nude. You hear that, Blake Lively? Quit going all Mormon on us. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:

Keira Knightley has no qualms about stripping off on screen because she is "not prudish when it comes to nudity."

The British actress has taken her clothes off on camera for films including "The Duchess" and "The Edge of Love" and she insists she is not embarrassed to go nude for a role.

She tells British newspaper The Mirror, "I'm not prudish when it comes to nudity. If the role calls for nudity, then I'm going to be naked. I'm not afraid to expose myself that way."

Nice, another starlet who isn't afraid to show her bits and pieces for the integrity of her craft, unlike some pseudo-actresses. Believe me, I support Keira's integrity and her dedication is to be admired, but there's one last thing the world needs to see before she gets her first Oscar: gotta see dat English brisket taco, yo. That's how Vivien Leigh won her Oscar, that's Meryl Streep got hers, and damn it, that's how actresses like Keira and Kendall Jenner will win their gold statue.

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Keira Knightley at the premiere of Seeking a Friend for the End of the World in L.A. (6/18)

Keira Knightley's new film Seeking a Friend for the End of the World tells the story of the unlikely bond that forms between Knightley's character Penny and Steve Carell's character Dodge after it's learned that a 70-mile asteroid is on a collision course with Earth, and will end life as we know it. Knightley tells Fox News that if this scenario ever happens in real life, her last days on Earth will be spent surrounded by cake. Lots and lots of cake.

"We would eat a lot... Cake! Lots of cake. We would sit and eat chocolate cake... eat until the world exploded."

And there's the difference between men and women. Ladies, if you ask your man what he would do if he knew that the entire human race was about to be wiped out and the phrase "rape a ton of chicks" isn't in his answer, he is a damn liar. Cake? Get the fuck out of here with your cake. I wanna cum.

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Keira Knightley out and about in London (5/25)

In case you care, Keira Knightley and her boyfriend, Klaxons' frontman James Righton, announced their engagement on Friday. Regarding her ring, jewelry expert Michael O'Connor told Us Weekly:

"This is truly the most classic of all engagement ring styles. It's a solid platinum band with a brilliant cut solitaire diamond, approximately 2 carats. Estimated price tag is $40,000. Not only is this ring sophisticated and timeless, but I love that she's wearing a platinum setting that you can find within most budgets."

You know how you can tell these two are gonna make it? Because, despite her ring costing "only" $40,000, Keira looks happy as hell. If you gave Kim Kardashian an engagement ring worth $40,000, she would literally run away crying. "I HATE you! I HATE you! I HATE you!"

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Keira Knightley in the March edition of GQ UK

+ J.Lo looking pretty good in a bikini [The Superficial]

+ Justin Bieber's new house is SICK [Celebuzz]
+ Sara Jean Underwood has a ridiculous body [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lisa Morales shows off Chica Rica bikinis [Linkiest]
+ Mila Kunis drops some impressive cleavage [Popoholic]

+ Emily Ratajkowski has a nice bikini body [Guyism]
+ Your lesbian fantasy of the week [Hollywood Tuna]
+ The nerdy guy in Project X was once in a real porno [Brobible]
+ Kate Upton's sexiness takes over Mexico City [moejackson]

+ Chloe Sevigny looks like a dude now [Just Jared]
+ One of the Kardashians has a foot fetish [The Blemish]
+ Of course Angelina Jolie is malnourished [Dlisted]
+ Lindsay Lohan partied like a crackhead all weekend [Cele|bitchy]

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Keira Knightley leaving a restaurant in Rome, Italy (10/27)

I don't understand, I gave Keira Knightley these flowers 24 hours ago and she has yet to call me. My number was on the card -- and I wrote it in my own blood, so it's not like she couldn't read it. I paid 35 bucks for that new leather jacket, too. What a fuckin' waste.

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Keira Knightley at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in London in 2006

Even if Keira Knightley was never cast as Elizabeth in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, I'm sure she'd have had no problem scoring a role as an extra. Why? Because no way in hell does she have breast implants. Wait, what? From the New York Post:

[Disney] has banned actresses with artificial enhancements for the fourth installment, "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides," directed by Rob Marshall and starring Johnny Depp as the drunken buccaneer Jack Sparrow.

The filmmakers sent out a casting call last week seeking "beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants."

And they warn that there'll be a "show and tell" day.

To make sure LA talent scouts don't get caught in a "booby trap," potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there's nothing moving from the waist up, they're saying, it's a dead giveaway that you're not all flesh and bones -- and you're out.

Oh. My. God. So you're telling me that there's actually a job out there where someone gets to critique the boobs of hot looking 18-25 year olds? That sounds like the sort of thing that only happens at a strip club or college. Of course Disney's right to make these requirements for the next Pirates film. Back in the time of Jack Sparrow, pirates weren't fascinated by large breasts -- they were more interested in booty.

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley leaving the Comedy Theatre in London after her performance in The Misanthrope (12/29)

Scarlett Johansson heading to her gym in New York (8/10)

Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot. I love chick fights. Even potential chick fights -- like the one brewing between Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley -- are hot. From the Chicago Sun Times:

STAR FEUD? Keira Knightley is not happy she's got a big competitor for the role of Eliza Doolittle in a big-screen remake of "My Fair Lady." While Knightley more closely resembles the original movie's Audrey Hepburn, Scarlett Johansson reportedly has a better singing voice -- something Knightley has been working to improve for the past three years.

I'm sure it's Scarlett's magical singing voice and extraordinary musical talents that are giving her the edge over poor Keira, and not the fact that she's built like an upside down pyramid. Unfortunately for Keira, she could practice her singing everyday for the rest of her life and she still wouldn't get the part over Scarlett . . . yes I'm trying to imply she needs implants  . . . I bet Demi Moore could recommend a good surgeon.