Celebslam: They're Better Than Us: Keira Knightley Archives

Chick fight! Chick fight!

Scarlett Johansson heading to her gym in New York (8/10)

Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot. I love chick fights. Even potential chick fights -- like the one brewing between Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley -- are hot. From the Chicago Sun Times:

STAR FEUD? Keira Knightley is not happy she's got a big competitor for the role of Eliza Doolittle in a big-screen remake of "My Fair Lady." While Knightley more closely resembles the original movie's Audrey Hepburn, Scarlett Johansson reportedly has a better singing voice -- something Knightley has been working to improve for the past three years.

I'm sure it's Scarlett's magical singing voice and extraordinary musical talents that are giving her the edge over poor Keira, and not the fact that she's built like an upside down pyramid. Unfortunately for Keira, she could practice her singing everyday for the rest of her life and she still wouldn't get the part over Scarlett . . . yes I'm trying to imply she needs implants . . . I bet Demi Moore could recommend a good surgeon.

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Keira Knightley has fans

Keira Knightly verbally assaulted by angry fan

Someone feed her!

While walking down the street in London late last month, Keira Knightly was verbally assaulted by a random stranger. Keira told the Daily Mail:

"The other day I was walking down the street and was really thinking about this book I'd been sent. You know when you're really in another place. Somebody jumped out and went, 'Keira Knightley!' I got such a shock, I couldn't say anything because I'd been thinking about the book and this guy took incredible offence and started hurling the most amazing abuse. He said, 'Who the fuck do you think you fucking are? You're such a cunt.' All this, and I'm completely on my own." (Source)

Yeah, but how did the guy say it? Was it, "You're such, a cunt," or more like, "You're, such a cunt." I've often found that when I drop the c-bomb on a woman, the meaning can be misinterpreted.