
British beauty Keeley Hazell in the April edition of Zoo magazine
More Keeley Pics after the jump...

British uber-babe Keeley Hazell

This story from the New York Post may just change how models are viewed. We may want to stop describing them as "dumb" and start describing them as "really fucking dumb":
Models are not known for their brain power, but one catwalker showed amazing dim-wittedness at Tenjune the other night. Former NBA star Charles Barkley was relaxing at a table when a blond model approached him "seductively while the song 'Crazy' was playing," our spy giggled. The model "whispered in his ear, 'Get up and dance, baby - this is your song.' " The ditz thought he was Gnarls Barkley, a band comprised of two people - Danger Mouse and Cee-lo. Charles was not impressed.
Does anyone know who this mystery model is? I'd love to pull that trick on her where you tuck your thumb into your right hand and then act like your detaching it from your left hand. I guarantee she'd immediately start yelling something about my evil "black magic" having no place in this city. Either that or something about me being "too handsome." I seem to get that a lot.
Note: Since I don't know who this mystery model is, I posted pictures of my favorite British babe Keeley Hazell