
Keeley Hazell
British model Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell in London (2/7)
I'm not gonna even pretend to know what the hell's going on in this picture. I know Keeley's promoting some sort of body spray. Those statues . . . they're freaking me out a little. Are they supposed to be scary? Made of chocolate? Racist? I thought blackface went out of style in the 30s. Is it cool again? I just don't know. My penis is so confused it can't even masturbate twice.

Keeley Hazell
A sneak peak of English model Keeley Hazell's 2008 calendar
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British uber-babe Keeley Hazell