Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves demonstrating the healing power of his hand

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock were spotted having dinner last week in Beverly Hills which, you know, totally means they're doing it. Hah! Losers! Via Contact Music:

Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves enjoyed an "intimate dinner" together at a Beverly Hills restaurant [last week]. The pair ate at top eatery Craig's but left separately to avoid being photographed together.

Sandra - who was wearing black jeans, a white T-shirt and a loose-fitting black sweater rounded off with zebra-print heels - slipped out the back door, while jeans and blazer-clad Keanu left via the main entrance before driving off in a Porsche.

Wow, this is huge news -- if it were 1996. Also, I didn't think Sandra was Keanu's type. I always thought he was looking to date someone a little less "vagina-y." Regardless, let's just hope these two have finally found happiness. Her, with someone that won't cheat on her with another woman. And him, with someone that'll finally put the toilet seat down.

*16 Keanu Reeves pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, May 4

Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler filming Just Go With It in Maui (pics here)

Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron leaving Bouchon in Beverly Hills (pics here)

Taylor Swift at the Costume Institute Gala in New York (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth at the Isabel Marant boutique in New York (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Eva Mendes at the Costume Institute Gala in New York (pics start here)

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer on the set of True Blood in LA (pics start here)

Rosanna Arquette out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Emma Watson at the Costume Institute Gala in New York (pics start here)

Joel Madden and his daughter Harlow leaving the American Girl store at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl leaving Lakeshore Entertainment in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kate Hudson at the Costume Institute Gala in New York (pics start here)

Gavin Rossdale out and about in New York (pics start here)

Katy Perry at the Costume Institute Gala in New York (pics start here)

*144 pics total in the gallery: Adam Sandler Pictures