Keanu Reeves flipping off the paparazzi in L.A. (8/8)
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Keanu Reeves
A photographer is suing Keanu Reeves because he claims the actor hit him with his Porsche while he was trying to take a picture way back in March. E! Online says:
Brazilian shutterbug Alison Silva alleges in his lawsuit that Reeves' actions in the parking lot of a Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif., clinic on Mar. 19 caused "serious injuries to body and severe shock and injuries to the nervous system and person, all of which injuries have caused and continue to cause Plaintiff great mental, physical and nervous pain and suffering."Silva also states that his vehicle was damaged, although police confirmed at the time that it was the photographer himself who was "grazed" by Reeve's car, a 1996 Porsche 911. There was no mention of another vehicle. According to authorities, paramedics treated Silva at the scene and then transported him by ambulance to a nearby hospital. Reeves emerged from the run-in unscathed and no criminal charges were filed. (Source)
I'm always saddened to read stories like this, it tears at my heart. A '96 Porsche? Uhhh . . . the 1996 version of me thinks that's a pretty cool car to drive. Are you doing OK Keanu? Do you need any help? Maybe a payday loan? Maybe help reading your next script? All together now: C-A-T, CAT.
NOTE: When asked to comment on the lawsuit, Keanu responded, "Duhhhhhhhh."
Sometimes it’s pretty easy to pull ass when you’re famous. Exhibit A: Keanu Reeves. He was outside Prime 112 steakhouse in South Beach waiting to be seated when he landed a rich blonde. The New York Post explains:
“[The] hot blonde pulled up in a red Porsche turbo Cabriolet, and he started chatting her up," said our spy. "Her cheesy license plate read 'NEW 007,' and Keanu got her number before heading inside to sit with his friends."
You have to hand it to Keanu for showing some self restraint. I can’t tell you how angry I get when hot blondes in brand new Porsches bug me for my phone number outside upscale steakhouses. I guess that’s the price I have to pay for being cursed with both amazing looks and an incredible personality. Of course by “incredible personality” I mean “huge penis” but you already knew that.
x17 caught noted scholar Keanu Reeves at the psychic yesterday.
Note to Keanu: Psychics do not know the winning powerball numbers - no matter how many different variations of the question you can come up with.
I wasn't actually at Keanu's "session" but I'm sure it involved a fair amount of drool on his shirt collar, multiple attemps at completing a coherent sentence (all failures), and him repeatedly sticking a butter knife into the power outlet while yelling: "I.....AM.....AN..... EFFFF.....BEEEE.....EYEEE.....AGENT!"
