Lara Stone at the 23rd Annual AmfAR Cinema Against Aids Gala at Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France (5/19)
Here's Dutch model Lara Stone at the annual AmfAR Gala in Cannes yesterday. The AmfAR Gala is always my favorite of the year because it really lets these models show just how much they care about raising money for AIDS research. For example:
Heidi Klum: Really cares about AIDS research
Alessandra Ambrosio: Really cares about AIDS research
Katy Perry: Doesn't care at all about AIDS research. What the hell Carmen Miranda bullshit is this? Katy thinks if you have AIDS, it's a personal moral failing and you should be shunned from society.
*31 Lara Stone pictures total in the gallery:
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom in Cannes (5/17)
If Katy Perry is mad at Orlando Bloom for cheating on her with Selena Gomez, you definitely couldn't tell yesterday in Cannes. That's the two of them having a gay old time on Russian Roman Abramovich's $500 million yacht Eclipse. To recap, Orlando banged a sexy little 23-year-old in Vegas (Selena), and then flew to the south of France to bang his forgiving, large-breasted girlfriend on a gigantic yacht (Katy). That plot is far-fetched even for a porno. This is Orlando's world. We just live in it.
*20 Orlando Bloom pictures total in the gallery:
Katy Perry and Selena Gomez caught in a love triangle
At first I thought the rumors of Orlando Bloom hooking up with Selena Gomez were just that -- rumors. After all he's dating Katy Perry and, well, boobs. But I'll be damned if TMZ doesn't have pictures of the two making out in Las Vegas on Friday night. Orlando Bloom, you are my new God.
It went down Friday night at Light in Mandalay Bay -- Selena had the after-party for her Vegas concert there, and sources in the club tell us Orlando was a surprise, late addition to the party ... and made a major impression when he got there.I'm not worthy enough to live on the same planet as Orlando Bloom. I'd be happy just to bang a chick who met Selena Gomez and Katy Perry. Orlando is getting to see them both naked. And no doubt they're both angry horny right now: "Take off your pants god dammit and I'll prove who loves you more you sonofabitch!" I simply can't imagine the scenario he's in right now. It's like when you're bored and you start pondering the meaning of life. My head hurts.
We're told things got very "touchy feely" quickly before 23-year-old Selena and 39-year-old Orlando started neck-nuzzling and embracing in a booth. However, we're told Selena absolutely went back to her room alone.
Sooo ... about Katy Perry. Far as we knew, she and Orlando were still together -- they were spotted together at a Met Gala after-party last week. For what it's worth, Katy was at a Renaissance Festival Saturday in Cali.
*20 Katy Perry and Selena Gomez pictures total in the gallery:
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry at Coachella
Sources tell Entertainment Tonight that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were acting like a couple of high schoolers at Coachella over the weekend. So, wait, they were worried about college? Acne? The SATs?
A slew of fans took to Twitter to post pics and observations of [Katy and Orlando] mingling in the desert. A few even claimed to witness the two "making out" during The Kills' set.Is it just me, or is it kinda creepy that there are people spying on and reporting every movement of certain celebrities to gossip sites. Thank god they don't do that for regular people like me: "And then after he ordered his venti coffee, he starting scratching his testicles right near the barista. It wasn't super obvious, but you could definitely tell he was doing it. He seems like he's in a really good place right now."
A source tells ET that "it wasn't like a huge make out, but it wasn't just a peck either! He was behind her, holding her most of the time. They are definitely both happy. They were with three other people."
*5 Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry in L.A. (2/6)
Those rumors about Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are definitely true. Orlando was seen driving Katy around in L.A. on Saturday. Flynet says Katy was sitting in the back to keep Orlando's son Flynn company, but I know a power move when I see one. Hell, they're probably on their way to West Hollywood to buy a big black strap-on. Okay, we get it Katy, you wear the pants.
*7 Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:
Katy Perry at the Weinstein/Netflix Golden Globes party (1/10)
So Orlando Bloom probably nailed Katy Perry on Sunday night. Thanks, alcohol! You know, and being rich, famous, and attractive. That, too. From the New York Post:
The screen star and the singer were at Harvey Weinstein and Netflix's Golden Globes afterparty, where Bloom was whispering into Perry's ear and touching her back. "Katy and Orlando were standing in the back of the party drinking Moët and were aggressively flirting before leaving together," a spy told Page Six. "He wouldn't stop staring at her cleavage -- and she was very flirty and laid on the charm."Since divorcing Miranda Kerr, Orlando has nailed Selena Gomez, Kendall Jenner, and now Katy Perry. And that's just who we know of. Take that, John Mayer! Orlando sees your pussy magnet occupation (musician) and raises you a British accent.
The source said the pair even locked lips behind the scenes before leaving.
*15 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:
Katy Perry at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (1/10)
The 73rd Golden Globes went down last night in Beverly Hills, and looky looky, Katy Perry's breasts decided to attend. I love when Katy remember she's "Katy Perry, Westerner With Awesome Tits" and not "Katy Perry, Westerner Living in ISIS-Controlled Territory in Syria." We're all winners when that happens, but mainly John Mayer.
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: [Insert Globes Pun Here]
*30 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:
Katy Perry and John Mayer leaving The Nice Guy in West Hollywood (12/30)
In case you care, Katy Perry and John Mayer are doing it again. They were seen leaving The Nice Guy nightclub together last week. You can't tell, but it's her. Katy wouldn't show her face because she passed out in the VIP room and John drew a dick on her cheek. I mean, right? It's fun to fantasize that the rich and famous act exactly like my friends and I do when we're drunk.
*10 Katy Perry and John Mayer pictures total in the gallery:
Katy Perry at The TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (9/9)
We've been waiting years for this. It's Katy Perry's handprint ceremony at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood. And it was SPECTACULAR. A little more to the left and I could have dominated the Google searches for "Katy Perry Vulva." Fuck it. Vulva. Vulva. Vulva. Your move, TMZ.
*32 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:
Katy Perry is fun
Katy Perry was a bad girl at her friend's bachelorette party over the weekend. And you know what happens with bad girls. Sooooo grounded! Oops, I mean spanked. She was spanked. From the New York Post:
Katy Perry threw a wild bachelorette party at New York's "Queen of the Night" over the weekend. The singer arrived at the racy, immersive theater show -- where the audience interacts with the teasing performers -- with a group of female friends and a bride-to-be.Once is setting an example; twice is because you liked it. Katy Perry got spanked by a girl, and she liked it. That would be a good song.
One onlooker at the Paramount Hotel told us, "Katy and her group took tequila shots and selfies all night. Katy made sure the bachelorette was . . . spanked by one of the performers. And as the instigator, Katy set an example, getting spanked, not once, but twice."
*25 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery: