Katy Perry

The Katy Perry bikini pic is not Katy Perry

The internets caught on fire over the weekend when Katy Perry instagrammed the pic above and said:

Have a great weekend. Hope you get some time to relax by the pool...

The only problem is that's not actually Katy Perry's instagram account (this is), and that's not actually Katy Perry. It's English model Rosie Jones, and the full picture is much more naughty (below). And there's a picture from the same set that is much, much more naughty. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? There's a model out there who looks exactly like Katy Perry and loves to take her clothes off. There is no way I'm sleeping again this month.



*4 Rosie Jones pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, April 18

Katy Perry on her way to a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Charisma Carpenter at OK! magazine's SO Sexy event at SkyBar at The Mondrian Hotel in L.A. (pics start here)

Eva Mendes leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Miss Universe Olivia Culpo at the "Stand Up for a Cure" event in New York (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving at Dr. Oz Studios in New York (pics start here)

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in New York (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl leaving her mom's house in L.A. (pics start here)

Charlize Theron arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Elizabeth Hurley shopping in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson visiting relatives in L.A. (pics start here)

Halle Berry dropping her daughter Nahla off at daycare in L.A. (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan arriving to a doctor's appointment in London (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, March 30 and Sunday, March 31

Katy Perry out for a walk in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)

Jesse Metcalfe and his fiance Cara Santana leaving a coffee shop in L.A. (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson playing in a softball game in Calabasas (pics start here)

Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiance Jamie Watson leaving Walmart in Kentwood, Louisiana (pics start here)

Victoria Silvstedt in Miami (pics start here)

Jessica Simpson and family out for a walk in L.A. (pics start here)

Eva Mendes leaving The Bowery Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Fergie and Josh Duhamel on their way to Easter Sunday service at a church in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving a dentist in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jessica Alba and family on their way to her father-in-law's house in Camarillo, CA (pics start here)

*128 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Katy Perry and John Mayer leaving Vincenti Ristorante in Brentwood (2/14)

No wonder John Mayer's relationship with Jennifer Aniston didn't work out. Via Contact Music:

John Mayer loves how independent Katy Perry is. The 35-year-old singer is head-over-heels in love with the 'Firework' singer and loves that she has her own career and friends to focus on.

A source said: "He loves that she's so independent and doesn't cling to him like a lovesick barnacle. Katy, of course, loves a bad boy but she's going to let a man stomp all over her. She's really quite sassy with John and he loves it. He needs someone to take him down a notch. John has changed. There's a kind of humility about him these days and that's due to Katy. He's said she's got the him, hook, line and sinker and he wants to spend the rest of his life making her happy."

Yeah, John doesn't have time for needy bitches because he's the needy bitch now. True Story: John had just finished shooting the pilot episode of his new reality show What the Fuck Ever Happened to John Mayer? -- and then he met Katy Perry the next day, she caught him up on his bills, and the show was scrapped. He's 99% famous for being a man-whore. What, you don't believe me? OK, go ahead and name his last album without using Google or Wikipedia. Nothing, right? Face.

*15 Katy Perry and John Mayer pictures total in the gallery:

Katy Perry at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center in L.A. (2/10)  and Li Bingbing at the 49th Golden Horse Film Awards in Taiwan (11/26)

I'm totally kidding. That's not even fair.

*10 Katy Perry and Li Bingbing pictures total in the gallery:

Katy Perry performing at The Children's Concert at the Washington Convention Center (1/19)

+ Clinton wants a piece of that ass [The Superficial]

+ Ranking the hookups of Matthew Morrison [Guyism]
+ Beyonce is rich, bitch [Celebuzz]
+ Katie Price is topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick [Busted Coverage]

+ James Franco is a dumbass [Dlisted]
+ Denise Milani has epic cleavage [Linkiest]
+ Jennifer Lawrence bombed on SNL [Evil Beet]
+ The Brits sure do love their booze [Caveman Circus]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Adrianne Curry's ass in a bikini

*25 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, October 25

NBC News' Brian Williams and Katy Perry at the Barack Obama and Katy Perry Block Party at Doolittle Park in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Taylor Swift leaving Scholastic headquarters in New York (pics start here)

Abbey Clancy at the Lingerie London fashion show at the Old Billingsgate in London (pics start here)

Emma Robert shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Mena Suvari and her boyfriend Salvador Sanchez out and about in New York (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara out and about in New York (pics start here)

Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez at the premiere of Cloud Atlas at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving Salon Benjamin in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kylie Minogue leaving Nobu in London (pics start here)

Actress Teresa Palmer (The Sorcerer's Apprentice) out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Kevin Costner visiting the War Musuem in Central London (pics start here)

*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, October 24

Katy Perry on the set of a commercial for Popchips in L.A. (pics start here)

Imogen Thomas arriving to the Swalk Salon Product Launch in London (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton leaving a waxing salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Scarlett Johansson filming Under the Skin in Glasgow, Scotland (pics start here)

Audrina Patridge shopping at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Marion Cotillard arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez and her boyfriend Caper Smart leaving Harrods in London (pics start here)

Christina Applegate heading to the set of Up All Night in L.A. (pics start here)

Christina Hendricks and her husband Geoffrey Arend leaving The Pikey in Hollywood (pics start here)

Halle Berry leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Mariska Hargitay promoting Law & Order: SVU in New York (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian shopping in West Palm Beach (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

John Mayer and Katy Perry leaving Pearl restaurant in New York (10/14)

Radar reported last week that John Mayer and Katy Perry had broken up for what seemed like the fifth time in just a few months. A source said:

"John liked Katy, so he wanted to keep her in his life, but it just wasn't p to Katy's standards. She needs the guy to be on board 100 percent and she was sick of John disappearing for five days at a time, then booty calling her, then straightening up and treating her well, only to go back to his old behavior a few days later. Finally she was like 'lose my number.'"

Obviously this source is wrong because that's Katy and John leaving Pearl restaurant last night in New York. Amazing that Katy still puts up with John, what with his [allegedly] huge dong, rock star looks, and ridiculous wealth. And amazing that John still puts up with Katy, what with her huge tits, nice ass, and ridiculous wealth. It's incredible that two such hard luck cases not only met, but are also falling in love. It's serendipity, and it really brings a tingle to my heart.

*20 John Mayer and Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

Katy Perry at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Staples Center in L.A. (9/6)

The last time Katy Perry got serious with John Mayer, he dumped her, so if you've ever wanted to have hot rebound sex with her, the next few weeks would be ideal because she's probably gonna get dumped again. From The Sun:

Katy Perry won't need to hide a spare key under a doormat for John Mayer. The Part Of Me singer has given her new bloke his very own key to her LA pad. John usually stays in hotels when he's over from New York - even though he owns a place nearby. But as their relationship continues to get more and more serious, Katy thinks she is doing the right thing.

A source said: "John thinks it is easier to stay in hotels rather than his own LA pad. But Katy insists he should stay with her. She thinks it makes sense."

Katy's family and friends are happy that she's moving on from ex-hubby Russell Brand but they are begging her to slow down.

It's done -- John Mayer is officially off the douchebag list. Can I call Johnny a snake charmer even if he's using his own snake to do the charming? I can only imagine how magical a moment it must have been when John bent Katy over a chair and ripped out what should have been her tampon, but it turned out to be a set of keys to the mansion, her social security number, and what's left of her memories of Russell Brand. It's the kind of stuff dreams are made of.

*21 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery: