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Katy Perry out and about in West Hollywood (11/18)

+ Gerard Butler does his best Michael Jackson impersonation [PopEater]

+ Carmen Electra made some sort of sex tape [The Superficial]
+ Are these pictures from the Carrie Prejean sex tape? [IDLYITW]
+ Marisa Miller sleeps naked [College Humor]
+ AnnaLynne McCord has a huge mouth [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Why is Miley starting fights? [Wonderwall]
+ Penelope Cruz knows how to fill out a dress [Hollywood Tuna]
+ These two were made for each other [Dlisted]
+ How have I not heard of this chick? [moejackson]

+ I guess rape is funny again or something [The Blemish]
+ Heidi Klum is a sexy bitch [CityRag]
+ The view's pretty nice from back here (semi-NSFW) [Double Viking]
+ These pictures must be old. She looks hot. [Derek Hail]

Katy Perry and Russell Brand out and about in London (11/7)

Are Katy Perry and Russell Brand -- who only recently starting knocking boots -- getting married soon? Sure, why not. From Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times:

As we've been reporting, the romance between comedian and actor Russell Brand and singer Katy Perry is getting hotter by the moment. While house-hunting in L.A., Brand was overheard revealing he's put his London home on the market, expects to marry Perry "very soon" and has become "extremely attached to" Perry's evangelical minister parents -- who have "totally changed my opinion about super-religious-type people," said Brand.

He also said he believes finding Perry has connected him with a true soul mate and made him put an end to his reputation as a womanizing serial dater. "She's the girl," Brand is quoted as gushing, "that's all there is to it."

There's a reason why Russell's become "extremely attached" to a girl like Katy Perry. HINT: it rhymes with "tits." Oh wait, nevermind, it is tits. The fact that Katy's "evangelical minister parents" have started to take a liking to Russell really shouldn't be that surprising either -- since he looks exactly like a homeless version of their lord and savior.

Katy Perry at the MTV European Music Awards in Berlin (11/6)

Finally, Katy Perry is tolerable. She should really think about making this look permanent.

Katy Perry out and about in Beverly Hills (10/28)

+ Larry David pisses on Jesus panting, Catholics not enthused [PopEater]

+ Megan Fox actually makes some sense for once [IDLYITW]
+ No more Elisabeth Hasselbeck pregnancy boobs :( [Wonderwall]
+ EPIC PARKING FAIL [College Humor]
+ Alessandra Ambrosio on the beach for Victoria's Secret [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lindsay Lohan as you've never seen her before [The Superficial]
+ Katy Perry 's got cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jimmy Kimmel disses Melissa Joan Hart [Dlisted]
+ Butter face [moejackson]

+ Pete Wentz is retarded [The Blemish]
+ Great example of "boobmushery" [Double Viking]
+ Ten great movies you'll never watch again [Pajiba]
+ Miss Universe Hungary not wearing much clothing [Derek Hail]

Bouncy, Bouncy

Katy Perry revealed on her Twitter last week that she has a nickname for her boobs: the twins (I don't know how I missed this. I have a Google News email alert setup for the word "boobs"). Also, she helps avoid wardrobe malfunctions by skipping rope before shows. Brilliant. From her Twitter:

Usually I test out an outfit b4 shows by jumpin rope, make sure the twins r gonna stay in the holder.Today I didn't test. Almost had a SHOW!

Katy's doing it wrong. Would I pay to see her sing in concert? No. Would I pay to see her skipping rope? Absolutely. It's cute that almost overnight Katy's become a millionaire and world famous recording artist. But she could have become a billionaire if she'd just chosen a profession for which her "talents" are more suited -- like calisthenics instructor.

Katy Perry bikini pics! (Hotel Kempinski, Turkey - 7/9)

That's Katy Perry in Turkey yesterday doing what she does best, which is nothing. If she somehow grew a mute button, she really would be the perfect woman. Oh, and if her head somehow turned into a kegerator, that'd be cool too. Any scientists here? How long does evolution normally take?

No pie jokes please

Katy Perry posted a pic to her Twitter yesterday of her eating a pizza while naked in a bathtub. Interestingly, "Katy Perry posted a pic to her Twitter yesterday of her eating a pizza while naked in a bathtub" was #1 on the "phrases I guarantee I will never utter once in my lifetime" list I made 20 years ago. Fuck. Shows you how much I know.

Katy Perry looks dumb

Katy Perry took the "Costume" in last night's "Costume Institute Gala" a bit too literal and dressed up like Betty Rubble. Or maybe it was just an accident -- maybe she's just an idiot. Considering the look she has on her face ("I just sniffed lead-based paint for 14 straight hours and now lack even basic reasoning abilities"), guess which one I'm leaning towards?

Katy Perry at the BRIT Awards in London (2/18)

+ Lily Allen has a new tat [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs at some party [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Abigail Clancy has looked better [Bastardly]
+ Camilla Belle Is That Hot [Egotastic!]
+ Rachel Bilson is engaged to Darth Vader [Popoholic]
+ Generate your own Oscar speech, mad lib style [Atom]

+ Danica Patrick totally disses Jennifer Aniston [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ The one kind of porn you can't find online [College Humor]
+ Have a nice trip [Dlisted]
+ Josh Hartnett makes an oopsie at Fashion Week [A Socialite's Life]
+ Details of Salma Hayek's secret wedding [Lossip]

+ Mickey Rourke crashes Paris Hilton's birthday party [Yeeeah!]
+ Name that celebrity bikini ass [CityRag]
+ OK, we get it, you're a whore [popbytes]
+ Solange Knowles collapses after taking flu pills [Gabby Babble]

Listen, I know you like to think of Santa Claus as this jolly old guy, but I'm telling you right now, he definitely got a boner when he flew over Mexico on Thursday.