Katy Perry bikini pics!
Here's Katy Perry enjoying a cup of coffee on her hotel balcony in Miami this morning. That's right, a cup of coffee. Not a Starbucks or Coffee Bean cup, an actual, old school glass cup. I'm so blown away that I can barely bring myself to stare at her tits and make a motorboat sound. *brrbbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrr*
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Katy Perry shopping on Crown Street in Sydney, Australia (10/27)
When did Katy Perry become such a wet blanket? She told NPR's Weekend Edition that
"I do see myself becoming this inspiration out of default right now because cause it's such a strange world. Like females in pop -- everybody's getting naked. I mean, I've been naked before but I don't feel like I have to always get naked to be noticed. But it's interesting to see.Who elected Katy to be the pope of entertainment? Her ex-friends Rihanna and Miley Cyrus aren't getting naked just for the hell of it -- they have to to stay relevant. Rihanna's forehead could've had a leading role in the Jurassic Park franchise and Miley is just a good haircut from being Ellen Degeneres, so calling them out on their risque behavior seems a little mean. Oh, I forgot, Katy's mature now and dating a genius. Sorry Katy, just because John Mayer's running a long con on you doesn't mean you have to abandon your sweater puppies at the shelter.
"I'm not talking about anyone in particular. I'm talking about all of them. I mean, it's like everybody's so naked. It's like, 'Put it away!' We know you've got it. I got it too. I've taken it off for -- I've taken it out here and there. And I'm not necessarily judging. I'm just saying sometimes it's nice to play that card but also it's nice to play other cards. And I know I have that sexy card in my deck, but I don't always have to use that card."
*30 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:
Katy Perry in the November issue of W
+ Is that Ellen Page nude? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Classic celebrity Halloween costumes from last year [Celebrity Toob]
+ India Reynolds looks amazing in a bikini [IDLYITW]
+ Natalie Portman in a see-through dress (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ You know who is 18 today [The Superficial]
+ Katy Perry is a weirdo [Celebuzz]
+ A burned bra is the best bra [Linkiest]
+ Petra Nemcova still has large boobs [moejackson]
+ Selena Gomez isn't sexy enough? [Cele|bitchy]
BIKINI OF THE DAY: Ewelina Olczak BOUNCING down the catwalk in a bikini
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Paris Hilton at the Chanel show during Paris Fashion Week (10/1)
According to unnamed internet sources, Katy Perry and John Mayer are close to getting engaged. Unnamed internet sources? I'm convinced! From Hollyscoop:
"They are definitely going to get engaged very soon," a source close to Katy exclusively told Hollyscoop, saying that the couple have been looking at engagement rings together. "She wants a green diamond, since green is her favorite color. They want to have a small wedding, one of those you don't hear about until it is all said and done. They live with each other now and are practically already husband and wife ... Katy knows that John is her soul mate and everything she has been through has led her to him. John has said he will never love another woman like he loves her. She has redefined his definition of love."So what? I'm sorry to unravel the web of bullshit some PR rep is spinning, but John Mayer ain't marrying anybody anytime soon -- even Katy Perry. The guy is Leo DiCaprio with a guitar. Sure, he'll buy the rings, meet the family, and do all the other horseshit things a fiance is supposed to do, but rest assured that John will be long gone before the actual wedding day. Why? Well, Katy already threatened to put away those sweet knockers and pretend to be a legitimate singer, so that's strike one. Strike two is the fact that she's 28 as of this posting, which leaves Johnny another three years to eat her soul. And strike three? Come on, it's her voice. It's goddamn terrible. I can't believe I'm the only one saying it, but there it is.
*25 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, October 21
Katy Perry leaving Shoreditch House in London (pics start here)
English model Gemma Merna leaving the Inside Soap Awards at the Ministry of Sound in London (pics start here)
Cat Deeley on the set of Deadbeat in New York (pics start here)
Kylie Jenner leaving Sugarfish in Calabasas (pics start here)
Kate Beckinsale at the 2013 Pink Party at Barker Hangar in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Ashley Greene on her way to a friend's house in L.A. (pics start here)
Joe Jonas and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Sofia Vergara on her way to a medical building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Mischa Barton leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Jessica Alba leaving Bristol Farms in West Hollywood (pics start here)
John Travolta and Abigail Spencer filming The Forger in Boston (pics start here)
Sharon Stone leaving the Kubicki Arcades in Warsaw, Poland (pics start here)
*102 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Katy Perry is getting conservative
Katy Perry tells Britain's Capital FM that she's doing her best to become completely boring and unlikable. Okay, she doesn't use those words exactly, but keep it up bitch, and that's exactly what's gonna happen. Via Contact Music:
Katy Perry has vowed to hang up her skimpy outfits and stay covered up in a bid to keep fans focused on her music.Well, I guess this means Katy is retiring. Even if she lives to be 120-years-old, Knockers Perry doesn't have enough time left on Earth to fix everything that's wrong with her "music." The amazing cleavage Katy drops during her live shows obscures a voice that falls somewhere between a train whistle and a cat with its tail caught in a paper shredder. Rihanna has the right idea. The only way to cover up a weak voice is by going full slut ("when lacking in ability, flash dat titty") -- which is nothing new, of course. The tactic has been used by strippers-turned-singers since the advent of autotune. Katy is about to become a hell of a lot less popular in the music industry if she puts those tits away, unless John Mayer decides to replace an Italian supercar's dashboard insignia with her face, a la Chris Brown
She tells Britain's Capital Fm, "I'm just getting a little older and realised I can't pull that off any more. If I had Rihanna's body I would wear everything Rihanna wears, she looks fabulous in all of it. I want to keep the attention on my music. I have confidence in my songs, that's where I have need most of the focus."
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, October 5 and Sunday, October 6
Katy Perry arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Mary Miranda at Latina Magazine's Hollywood Hot List Party in Hollywood (pics start here)
Selena Gomez and her mom Mandy Teefey leaving a coffee shop in L.A. (pics start here)
Nikki Leigh doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Laguna Beach (pics start here)
Katie Holmes out and about in New York (pics start here)
Josh Brolin at a gym in L.A. (pics start here)
Amanda Seyfried walking her dog in New York (pics start here)
Molly Sims running errands in L.A. (pics start here)
Elle Fanning arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Taylor Swift leaving a studio in L.A. (pics start here)
Rose McGowan leaving the Monique Lhuillier boutique in L.A. (pics start here)
Sarah Shahi at the Person of Interest photocall at Paleyfest in New York (pics start here)
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Katy Perry on her way to Nobu in London (9/27)
It's almost embarrassing how cock-whipped John Mayer has Katy Perry. A true swordsman, this guy. She tells the new issue of Billboard:
"[John is] literally is a genius, as is evident from his songwriting. I always tell him, 'Darling, you know I'm going to have to give your mind to science after you've passed, because we're going to have to understand how all these sparks work.'"Look at the childlike enthusiasm Katy has when she talks about "the genius" John Mayer -- isn't it just adorable? My girlfriend is the same way about yours truly (even though it takes me a week to complete a Sudoku puzzle). Johnnyboy and I are hung like a couple of V-2 rockets, so the genius label clearly comes from our ability to crush kidneys and not our skill on a chessboard. Former Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega had the same problem. The guy was a total douche, but he looked like he was keeping a banana clip in his front pocket, which obviously raised his Q-rating amongst the masses . . . although I must admit that Manny could dominate a game of hangman like nobody's business.
Perry also revealed it's not just Mayer's music that makes him brilliant.
"We'll be in bed, and he'll be doing the crossword puzzle. Every night, he tries to finish it in under 10 minutes. When he puts his mind to something, he really gets it done very well. I always ask for his help."
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, September 26
Katy Perry arriving to the launch of her new perfume Killerqueen at Douglas Tauentzienstrasse in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)
Lauren Conrad leaving Kate Somerville Skin Health Experts in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kate Beckinsale leaving Cofee Bean in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Caroline Winberg at the launch of The Face at the Royal Opera House in London (pics start here)
Julianne Hough leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Molly Sims leaving Hakkasan restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Kelly Brook running errands in London (pics start here)
Hugh Jackman leaving SAT.1 TV studios in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)
Vanessa Hudgens and her sister Stella Hudgens leaving yoga class in L.A. (pics start here)
Courtney Stodden leaving the Dash boutique in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Salma Hayek arriving to the Balenciaga show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)
Eva Mendes at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)
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Katy Perry leaving The Lion in New York (8/12)
Is John Mayer propopsing to Katy Perry? If you believe anonymous internet sources -- and why wouldn't you? -- then yes, yes he is. From Life & Style:
"John has been asking Katy's friends tons of questions, like what kind of engagement ring she would want and what the best way to propose would be," a source says. "They've been so serious about each other ever since they got back together [in June]."Um, oh boy, this is awkward. I hate to break it to Katy since I feel indebted to her for about 1,000 pleasant erections I've achieved over the years, but John Mayer isn't marrying her or anyone anytime soon. It's a dick move all us players do. It shuts clingy bitches up faster than a Chris Brown haymaker to the ovaries. Does that bother you girls? I'm sorry, will you marry me? Psych! See how well it works? LOL, dumb broads.
John hasn't decided on all the details just yet, but according to the source, he will by the end of the year. "John wants to do something special, probably around the holidays," says the source. "There are a lot of options on the table. Nothing is ruled out. It could happen on a romantic getaway or during a family dinner."
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