Katy Perry


Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry in L.A. (2/6)

Those rumors about Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are definitely true. Orlando was seen driving Katy around in L.A. on Saturday. Flynet says Katy was sitting in the back to keep Orlando's son Flynn company, but I know a power move when I see one. Hell, they're probably on their way to West Hollywood to buy a big black strap-on. Okay, we get it Katy, you wear the pants.

*7 Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

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Katy Perry at the Weinstein/Netflix Golden Globes party (1/10)

So Orlando Bloom probably nailed Katy Perry on Sunday night. Thanks, alcohol! You know, and being rich, famous, and attractive. That, too. From the New York Post:
The screen star and the singer were at Harvey Weinstein and Netflix's Golden Globes afterparty, where Bloom was whispering into Perry's ear and touching her back. "Katy and Orlando were standing in the back of the party drinking Moƫt and were aggressively flirting before leaving together," a spy told Page Six. "He wouldn't stop staring at her cleavage -- and she was very flirty and laid on the charm."

The source said the pair even locked lips behind the scenes before leaving.
Since divorcing Miranda Kerr, Orlando has nailed Selena Gomez, Kendall Jenner, and now Katy Perry. And that's just who we know of. Take that, John Mayer! Orlando sees your pussy magnet occupation (musician) and raises you a British accent.

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Katy Perry at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (1/10)

The 73rd Golden Globes went down last night in Beverly Hills, and looky looky, Katy Perry's breasts decided to attend. I love when Katy remember she's "Katy Perry, Westerner With Awesome Tits" and not "Katy Perry, Westerner Living in ISIS-Controlled Territory in Syria." We're all winners when that happens, but mainly John Mayer.

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Katy Perry and John Mayer leaving The Nice Guy in West Hollywood (12/30)

In case you care, Katy Perry and John Mayer are doing it again. They were seen leaving The Nice Guy nightclub together last week. You can't tell, but it's her. Katy wouldn't show her face because she passed out in the VIP room and John drew a dick on her cheek. I mean, right? It's fun to fantasize that the rich and famous act exactly like my friends and I do when we're drunk.

*10 Katy Perry and John Mayer pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Mayer Katy Perry Hiding 1
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Katy Perry at The TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (9/9)

We've been waiting years for this. It's Katy Perry's handprint ceremony at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood. And it was SPECTACULAR. A little more to the left and I could have dominated the Google searches for "Katy Perry Vulva." Fuck it. Vulva. Vulva. Vulva. Your move, TMZ.

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Katy Perry is fun

Katy Perry was a bad girl at her friend's bachelorette party over the weekend. And you know what happens with bad girls. Sooooo grounded! Oops, I mean spanked. She was spanked. From the New York Post:
Katy Perry threw a wild bachelorette party at New York's "Queen of the Night" over the weekend. The singer arrived at the racy, immersive theater show -- where the audience interacts with the teasing performers -- with a group of female friends and a bride-to-be.

One onlooker at the Paramount Hotel told us, "Katy and her group took tequila shots and selfies all night. Katy made sure the bachelorette was . . . spanked by one of the performers. And as the instigator, Katy set an example, getting spanked, not once, but twice."
Once is setting an example; twice is because you liked it. Katy Perry got spanked by a girl, and she liked it. That would be a good song.

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, June 19

Katy Perry attending the Moschino show during the 88 Pitti Uomo in Florence, Italy (pics start here)

Emilia Clarke arriving at Kiss FM studios in London (pics start here)

Rose McGowan out and about in New York (pics start here)

Minka Kelly leaving a salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Soccer star Hope Solo and her husband Jerramy Stevens out and about in Vancouver (pics start here)

Actress Juno Temple (Maleficent) out and about in New York (pics start here)

Alec Baldwin leaving a cofee shop in New York (pics start here)

Kylie Jenner leaving Epione Cosmetic Dermatology in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ali Larter shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Renata Moesia doing a photo shoot for 138 Water on Mulholland Drive in Hollywood (pics start here)

Bill Rancic and his wife Giuliana Rancic arriving for dinner at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Abigail Spencer (Suits) at the 55th Monte Carlo TV Festival in Monaco (pics start here)

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  • Katy Perry Wine Chug 1
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Kim Kardashian on her way to the Lanvin show in Paris (3/5)

Every time she steps out during Paris Fashion Week, it seems like Kim Kardashian is wearing less and less clothing. So I'm sure she can't be too surprised that no one wants to be seen with her. Like Katy Perry, who thinks she's a slut (I can read her mind):
"Katy Perry looked mortified when she ran into Kim at Givenchy and people wanted to take pictures of them together," our insider exclusively revealed. "Kim was in one of her boob exposing outfits and you could tell Katy wanted to get away. Katy has worn revealing outfits in the past but even she thinks that Kim is not dressing appropriately for Paris Fashion Week."

That's not all! Our source dished that Katy is not the only star who doesn't like her style. "She's not alone either, celebs like Salma Hayek, Kristen Stewart and others thought Kim looked totally out-of-place at the sophisticated shows." [Hollywood Life]
This is just ridiculous. Kim can wear whatever she wants to these fashion shows. Besides, what was she supposed to do with that 30% coupon she had to the Hustler Hollywood Store? Just throw it away?

*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Trashy Fashion 1
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Katy Perry performing at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam (3/9)

Oh, did you hear the news? Katy Perry is Miley Cyrus now.

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  • Katy Perry Miley Cyrus Shtick 1
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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, March 7, and Sunday, March 8

Katy Perry performing live at Lanxess Arena in Cologne, Germany (pics start here)

Carly Rae Jepsen leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Reality star Jessica Wright (The Only Way is Essex) out and about in Essex, England (pics start here)

Mexican actress Maite Perroni out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kelly Brook shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Milla Jovovich and her husband Paul W.S. Anderson hiking in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)

Halle Berry leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Elisabetta Canalis walking her dog in Milan (pics start here)

Karlie Kloss artriving to the Elie Saab show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Christina Milian signing bottles of her Viva Diva wines at the PHS Philadelphia Flower Show (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens visits the cast of Broadway's On The Town at the Lyric Theatre in New York (pics start here)

Model Levinia Postolache out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

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