Katy Perry and John Mayer are definitely back on
Confirming months of rumors, Katy Perry and John Mayer are definitely back on. The two were spotted at a party at Katy's house over the weekend (above). Apparently Katy wanted John back because she loves his mind, sensitive nature, and spiritual openness. John wanted back with Katy because he needed "Chick Who Sang at the Super Bowl" to beat Adam Levine in their ongoing game of Sex Bingo. BINGO!
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Katy Perry on a yacht in Sydney Harbour (11/23)
Was going to post these Katy Perry bikini pics earlier this week, but figured I'd save them for the extended Thanksgiving break post. Figured it was the least I could do for the Pilgrims after so many of them fought and died for our freedom at places like Iwo Jima, Da Nang, and Antietam. Errr, something like that. See ya' on Monday!
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Katy Perry in a bikini
Via The Superficial, here's a few spectacular gifs of Katy Perry at Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas earlier this week (she's in town on her world tour). Your move, ISIS.
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 10
Katy Perry performing at Madison Square Garden in New York (pics start here)
Doutzen Kroes out and about in Amsterdam (pics start here)
Emma Watson at the Valentino show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)
Sophia Bush leaving Starbucks in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Leah Remini out and about in New York (pics start here)
Lea Michele out for lunch in L.A. (pics start here)
Will Smith on vacation in Ibiza (pics start here)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Marcia Cross leaving a gym in Brentwood (pics start here)
Minnie Driver leaving Gelson's in Los Feliz (pics start here)
Kylie Jenner and her boyfriend Shamari Maurice out for lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Alyson Hannigan leaving a nail salon in Brentwood (pics start here)
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Kelly Monaco at the 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards in Beverly Hills (6/16)
Raise your hand if you're shocked that John Mayer cheated on Katy Perry? Okay . . . that makes zero hands. A source tells Perez Hilton that John was banging Kelly Monaco pretty much the whole time he was dating Katy Perry:
"[John and Kelly] hooked up immediately. She was open to the things that John's into, like sexy toys, tying each other up and threesomes. He couldn't get enough. Kelly was still on his mind. He would text her and try and get her to meet him either at his place in L.A. or a hotel out in the Valley ... Katy found texts on his phone. She was devastated and realized he's a sex fiend who isn't capable of telling the truth."For wanting to settle down in life, Katy's last two relationships have been with the biggest poonhounds in Hollywood: Russell Brand and John Mayer. Gee, it's almost like she likes all this drama in her life. Don't be surprised if her next boyfriend is the dude from Sister Wives.
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Katy Perry out and about in Sydney, Australia (3/5)
Katy Perry dumped John Mayer, not because he cheated, but because she was worried he'd cheat. Oh, I'm sure she'll get over that paranoia with the next famous guy she dates. Because women are very rational. From In Touch Weekly:
"She always thinks John is either going to cheat or is cheating," the source explains.Boy, Katy isn't the most perceptive person in the world. Did Titties O'Plenty really believe that all of the star-fuckers were gonna hop off the Mayer train just because she came aboard? John Mayer isn't particularly talented or handsome, but he'll continue to be the self-appointed "Gynecologist to the Stars" as long as women's taste in music continue to be shitty. My advice to Katy? Buy and memorize Metallica's And Justice for All, lower your expectations, and start returning my emails. I'll never cheat on you . . . assuming Sofia Vergara's amazing rack never comes a-knocking.
And her fears might not have been so far-fetched. Now, sources confirm exclusively to In Touch that John got cozy with 24-year-old spin instructor Lauren McHale last spring during a brief break with Katy ... For Katy, her uncertainty was enough to call things off, says the first source.
"She'd rather have kept dating, but he wanted to marry her. He pressured her. He gave her a ring and made the relationship more serious, which scared her because of his past."
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Katy Perry kicks John Mayer out
A few days after Katy Perry dumped John Mayer, a moving truck was spotted outside her home in the Hollywood Hills. Ouch, she doesn't waste any time. This is the celebrity equivalent of throwing all his shit on the lawn. I just hope a famous, attractive, rich musician like John can somehow find a way back on his feet.
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Katy Perry in better days
Katy Perry and John Mayer are no more. Despite blowing cash on strippers like all couples in love do, E! is claiming that the two split up earlier this week. And they have no quotes or evidence whatsoever, so you can take this news to the bank.
A source close to the pair exclusively tells E! News that Perry broke up with Mayer within the last few days. No other details about what prompted the "Dark Horse" singer's decision were forthcoming, but Mayer was noticeably absent from Perry's side on her recent trip to London and Milan. She returned home to Los Angeles on Friday.This is definitely good news. Why? Because Katy Perry used to look like that. She used to wear tight rubber dresses. She used to push her tits out. She used to tickle that little spot on my back to wake me up in the morning. In other words, she used to be fun. And then John Mayer came along and she turned into an ankle-skirt-wearing Mennonite. Find someone else to churn your butter, John. Katy belongs to us.
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