Recently in Katy Perry Category

Katy Perry at the MTV European Music Awards in Berlin (11/6)

Finally, Katy Perry is tolerable. She should really think about making this look permanent.

Katy Perry out and about in Beverly Hills (10/28)

+ Larry David pisses on Jesus panting, Catholics not enthused [PopEater]

+ Megan Fox actually makes some sense for once [IDLYITW]
+ No more Elisabeth Hasselbeck pregnancy boobs :( [Wonderwall]
+ EPIC PARKING FAIL [College Humor]
+ Alessandra Ambrosio on the beach for Victoria's Secret [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lindsay Lohan as you've never seen her before [The Superficial]
+ Katy Perry 's got cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jimmy Kimmel disses Melissa Joan Hart [Dlisted]
+ Butter face [moejackson]

+ Pete Wentz is retarded [The Blemish]
+ Great example of "boobmushery" [Double Viking]
+ Ten great movies you'll never watch again [Pajiba]
+ Miss Universe Hungary not wearing much clothing [Derek Hail]

Bouncy, Bouncy

Katy Perry revealed on her Twitter last week that she has a nickname for her boobs: the twins (I don't know how I missed this. I have a Google News email alert setup for the word "boobs"). Also, she helps avoid wardrobe malfunctions by skipping rope before shows. Brilliant. From her Twitter:

Usually I test out an outfit b4 shows by jumpin rope, make sure the twins r gonna stay in the holder.Today I didn't test. Almost had a SHOW!

Katy's doing it wrong. Would I pay to see her sing in concert? No. Would I pay to see her skipping rope? Absolutely. It's cute that almost overnight Katy's become a millionaire and world famous recording artist. But she could have become a billionaire if she'd just chosen a profession for which her "talents" are more suited -- like calisthenics instructor.

Katy Perry bikini pics! (Hotel Kempinski, Turkey - 7/9)

That's Katy Perry in Turkey yesterday doing what she does best, which is nothing. If she somehow grew a mute button, she really would be the perfect woman. Oh, and if her head somehow turned into a kegerator, that'd be cool too. Any scientists here? How long does evolution normally take?

No pie jokes please

Katy Perry posted a pic to her Twitter yesterday of her eating a pizza while naked in a bathtub. Interestingly, "Katy Perry posted a pic to her Twitter yesterday of her eating a pizza while naked in a bathtub" was #1 on the "phrases I guarantee I will never utter once in my lifetime" list I made 20 years ago. Fuck. Shows you how much I know.

Katy Perry looks dumb

Katy Perry took the "Costume" in last night's "Costume Institute Gala" a bit too literal and dressed up like Betty Rubble. Or maybe it was just an accident -- maybe she's just an idiot. Considering the look she has on her face ("I just sniffed lead-based paint for 14 straight hours and now lack even basic reasoning abilities"), guess which one I'm leaning towards?

Katy Perry at the BRIT Awards in London (2/18)

+ Lily Allen has a new tat [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs at some party [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Abigail Clancy has looked better [Bastardly]
+ Camilla Belle Is That Hot [Egotastic!]
+ Rachel Bilson is engaged to Darth Vader [Popoholic]
+ Generate your own Oscar speech, mad lib style [Atom]

+ Danica Patrick totally disses Jennifer Aniston [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ The one kind of porn you can't find online [College Humor]
+ Have a nice trip [Dlisted]
+ Josh Hartnett makes an oopsie at Fashion Week [A Socialite's Life]
+ Details of Salma Hayek's secret wedding [Lossip]

+ Mickey Rourke crashes Paris Hilton's birthday party [Yeeeah!]
+ Name that celebrity bikini ass [CityRag]
+ OK, we get it, you're a whore [popbytes]
+ Solange Knowles collapses after taking flu pills [Gabby Babble]

Listen, I know you like to think of Santa Claus as this jolly old guy, but I'm telling you right now, he definitely got a boner when he flew over Mexico on Thursday.