Katie Price

Katie Price is absolutely shitfaced

In my never-ending quest to chronicle the drunken antics of celebrities, both domestic and abroad, here's British socialite/model/famewhore Katie Price stumbling out of London's Movida nightclub last Friday. According to Flynet, "it seems her fake tan had been running down her leg as she left at 3:15am!" You'll have to excuse Katie for cutting the night so short. She had etiquette lessons later that morning at 8:30. Remember, a proper lady knows that the fork goes to the left of the dinner plate.

Katie Price Halloween Costume

Katie Price at the 2009 'Bloodlust Ball' at the Hampton Court House in London (10/31)

Katie Price at The Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills (7/22)

+ TLC is sticking by Jon & Kate [Just Jared]

+ Taylor Momsen turns 16, looks 40 [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Shauna Sand gets felt up by a porn star [Heyman Hustle]
+ Yvonne Trahovski is hot, see through [Popoholic]
+ Model Cheyenne Tozzi slipped a nip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Karla Spice is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Amber Valletta looks rather attractive in a bikini [Holy Taco]
+ The newly-single Kim Kardashian ventures out in public [Bossip]
+ That one chick on American Idol is coming back [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Katie Price nip slip!

Of course. Of course part of Katie Price's nipple popped out Saturday night in London. She was drunk. Alcohol and nip slips. They're go naturally together for Katie. Sort of like bread and butter or ex-girlfriends and restraining orders.*

*the sheep's head was meant as a joke

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Katie Price's nipple, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Katie Price leaving Balans restaurant in London (7/19)

Before and after pictures -- one of the reasons I'm glad I'm not famous. Could you imagine waking up the morning after a night of heavy drinking and seeing these kinds of pics of yourself splashed across the internet? One pic you're smiling, anticipating a night of fun, the next you're running down the street butt naked wearing a sombrero and pink bow tie . . . or was it red? Either way, my original point stands: open bars at wedding receptions kick serious ass. 

Katie Price (AKA Jordan) leaving a gym in London (7/12)

+ Mom nipples! [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Toilet Paper Prank -- that'll teach him to wipe [College Humor]
+ A little something for the ladies [Just Jared]
+ Cindy Margolis upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Sofia Milos bikini pics [moejackson]

+ Eva Mendes. In her underwear. [Popoholic]
+ Daisy Fuentes is still hot [Lossip]
+ Lindsay Lohan: The Porno [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Michael's kids want to live with Janet [Cele|bitchy]

Katie Price at Toys "R" Us in Sussex, England (6/19)

+ Beyonce forgot pants [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Mariah Carey makes a passable dude [DailyFill]
+ Amy Adams Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Jodie Marsh has some serious cleavage [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Eva Mendes is too fat to model [Lossip]
+ Judah Friedlander will whoop you ass in ping pong [MeetTheFamous]

+ I don't know who Pixie Lott is but she is hot as hell [NewsToob]
+ Childrens' letters to god about dead celebrities [Holy Taco]
+ Nice sand bikini (semi-NSFW) [Double Viking]
+ Sakoya Justice is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]

Katie Price leaving Boho nightclub in Ibiza (6/20)

Somehow I don't think "attention" was what Katie Price was looking to avoid Saturday night in Ibiza. Condoms maybe, but not attention . . . not that there's anything wrong with that. Katie's an adult. She can dress like a whore whenever she wants. It's not like she has kids that might be affected by this type of behavior. Just kidding. She has kids. And they're gonna grow up to be strippers.

Katie Price bikini pics! (Formentera - 6/19)

Katie Price continued her 2010 calendar shoot on the Spanish island of Formentera today (she was in Ibiza yesterday). Obviously purple is an Easter color so you'd think the bikini she's wearing above is for April. But then this pose makes me think of sipping hot cocoa on a cold Christmas morning, so it could possibly be for December. I guess I'll just have to wait until the calendar comes out.

Katie Price bikini pics! (Ibiza, Spain - 6/17)

British Pam Anderson, Katie Price, hit the beach in Ibiza today for a photoshoot. It really is crazy how much Katie's career has paralleled Pam's. Both have no talent whatsoever. The only reason they're famous is their enormous, comically-huge tits. And you know what, I am totally cool with that. Don't worry math geeks, I've broken it down into terms you can understand:

Tits = Awesome