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Katie Holmes on the set of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark in Melbourne (7/3)

Fuck, I feared this might happen. Some pictures are simply too hot to post on the front page. I should have taken precautions. My apologies.

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise at a dance studio in Pacific Palisades (5/28)

+ Christina Aguilera still has enormous breasts [The Superficial]

+ Katie Price skanks up a fashion show [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Emily Scott is Australia's Sexiest Woman [Egotastic!]
+ Flying dogs is the coolest thing you'll see all day [Holy Taco]
+ The best thing about summer: bikini asses [College Humor]

+ Megan Fox is sorta see through [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Alessandra Ambrosio in a very short dress = hot [Bastardly]
+ Elisha Cuthbert gets topless for Men's Health [Popoholic]
+ A little something for the ladies [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Rachel Weisz loves to get nude [CityRag]
+ Susan Boyle comes in 2nd on Britain's Got Talent [A Socialite's Life]
+ Taylor Swift is sparkly [Yeeeah!]
+ Even in painted form, Madonna naked is gross [popbytes]

Katie Holmes at the L.A. premiere of Star Trek held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (4/30)

I don't know what Tom's crushing up in Katie's food, but based on how high she looked at the Star Trek premiere last night, he could easily get $200/gram for that shit on the street.

Suri's starting school

Suri Cruise must be the luckiest kid out there. When I was a kid, I would have killed to go to a school where we talked about aliens and spaceships all day. From the Daily Mail:

Tom and Katie Cruise’s doll-like daughter Suri is to be trained in Scientology after her third birthday this week. The Cruises are sending their daughter five days a week to the Church of Scientology’s £6,000-a-year New Village Academy in Los Angeles, launched last year by Tom’s friend, fellow actor Will Smith. It is staffed by trained Scientologists and lists ‘study technology’ as a key curricular focus.

"The children have a lot of responsibilities from a very young age," says a source. "The school is particularly strict about nutrition, demanding a low-carb, low-sodium and low-sugar organic diet. Katie is understandably  a little anxious about being separated from Suri."

I hope for Suri's sake she's enjoying these last few precious moments of freedom. Because in just a matter of hours, she'll begin the brainwashing that'll leave her more lobotomized than Audrina Patridge and with less free will than the U.N. It'd be nice if Suri's diet actually did consist of "low-carb, low-sodium and low-sugar" . . . but I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that human hearts contain loads of sodium and a ton of carbs.

Katie Holmes out and about in L.A. (4/13)

It really is a shame what Tom Cruise has done to Katie Holmes. Back in 2000, I camped out overnight at the local theatre to buy opening-night tickets to The Gift because I heard a rumor that Katie showed her tits (she did - link is NSFW). Now I wouldn't stick my penis into her at gunpoint. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get too crazy here, maybe we can talk about this . . ."

Katie Holmes leaving a dance studio in Malibu (4/2)

+ Eminem's new video [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lopez vs. Lopez[Lossip]
+ Taylor Swift Nipple Slip! [Egotastic!]
+ Naomi Campbell nipple shot (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Nicole Scherzinger is hawt [NewsToob]

+ And the National Douchebag of the Year is . . . [Holy Taco]
+ Great example of "boobmushery" [Double Viking]
+ Jessica Simpson dropped by country label [ICYDK]
+ Breann McGregor is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes leaving Il Sole restaurant in Hollywood (2/28)

You know why people think Scientologists are a bunch of crazy, unstable wackos? Because Scientologists are a bunch of crazy, unstable wackos. From the Daily Mail:

Katie Holmes may be coming to the end of her Purification Rundown diet, but it seems she isn’t stopping there with her commitment to Scientology. I can reveal that the 30-year-old actress resolves problems with her husband Tom Cruise by making weekly written confessions, as laid out in the Scientology code.

"Katie has to confess to something as minor as forgetting to tell him she has met with a friend," says a source. "If she commits a transgression against the moral code of their marriage, she has to tell Tom in writing, giving full details of the time and place and what happened." (Source)

From a pretty reliable source (Thanks Dale!), I've managed to get a hold of Katie's list of confessions from last week:

Monday: Spoke before being spoken to.
Tuesday: Made eye contact with someone other than my husband.
Wednesday: Forgot to eat my daily sacrificial pig's heart.
Thursday: Asked a question.
Friday: Let Suri out of her cage.
Saturday: Thought about the outside world.
Sunday: Wondered, not for the first time, why Tom was wrestling with the Pool Boy.

Katie Holmes out and about in New York (12/10)

Tom's "absolutely no kissing under any circumstances whatsoever" policy finally pays off! Score!

Love at first sight for Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes' contract to marry Tom Cruise included a special clause that the actress was to receive a sizable "love at first sight" bonus if she agreed to get married after only one date errrrrrrrrr Tom Cruise bought Katie Holmes an engagement ring after their first date. Wow, creepy much? From Cruise's interview with Tmagazine:

Did Kate tell you that as a young girl, she had a crush on you?

"No. I didn't know that until later. As a young girl, Kate said she dreamed of marrying me. And I said I wouldn't want to disappoint her. I knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her. After our very first date, I was sure. So I bought the ring shortly after that first date. At one point, I thought she was going to ask me to marry her first and I put her off by changing the subject. I wanted to ask her." (Source)

Newsflash: Tom didn't buy Katie's ring after their first date -- he bought it before . . . for Scarlett, Jessica, and Jennifer. Tom was so desperate to get hitched, I'm surprised he actually waited until their date was over to propose. And I love how Tom was worried that Katie was gonna ask him to get married. It actually would have been more appropriate if Katie asked since of the two, she's taller, less effeminate, and still has somewhat of a career.

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Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise leaving Magnolia Bakery in New York (11/24)

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+ Marisa Miller feeling herself up [College Humor]

+ The 7 most annoying people at Thanksgiving dinner [Holy Taco]

+ A-Rod ditches his kids for Madonna [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Why does Nicole Kidman look evil? [Dlisted]

+ Maria Sharapova gets leggy for GQ [Popoholic]

+ Reggie Bush is gonna kick Joey Fatone's ass [A Socialite's Life]

+ I love it when hot chicks make out [Double Viking]

+ More pics of the ultra-sexy Ali Landry [F-Listed]

+ Pretty awesome view of a pretty hot Detroit Pistons dancer [Busted Coverage]

+ This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for Charlize Theron [Attuworld]