Katie Holmes

Paparazzi photos from Friday, April 27

Katie Holmes out and about in New York (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ali Larter leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez at American Idol studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian arriving at Valbenna restaurant in New York (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan leaving a friend's house in L.A. (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a pilates class in Studio City (pics start here)

Matthew Fox and his wife Margherita Ronchi leaving their hotel in New York (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving to a meeting in Downtown L.A. (pics start here)

Tulisa Contostavlos leaving Key 103 studios in Manchester, UK (pics start here)

Reality star Adriana De Moura (The Real Housewives of Miami) at the Miami Beach Polo World Cup (pics start here)

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, and Rande Gerber leaving Craig's Bar and Grill in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*128 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Katie Holmes at Pure Food and Wine in New York (11/9)

+ Kelly Brook is topless, tweeting [The Superficial]

+ Definitely Miley Cyrus [Celebuzz]
+ Miley Cyrus looks like she had implants [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Jane Clement shows off her bikini body in Australia [Linkiest]
+ A little Selena Gomez cleavage, anyone? [Popoholic]

+ Kelly Rutherford is a total MILF [Caught on Set]
+ Tennis hottie Daniela Hantuchova [Guyism]
+ Coco's massive tanned cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ The 20 hottest models from Poland [Brobible]
+ Irina Shayk is just plain beautiful [moejackson]

+ Peta Todd is but-ass naked (NSFW) [IDLYITW]
+ Hah, he totally peed his pants! [The Blemish]
+ NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! [Dlisted]
+ George Clooney is a little bitch [Cele|bitchy]

*12 Katie Holmes pictures total in the gallery:

Katie Holmes in Miami (7/17)

Like Julianne Hough, Tom Cruise was also in Miami this weekend finishing up work on Rock of Ages. Joining Tom was his wife Katie Holm-OMIGOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER STOMACH? I'm tempted to blame it on her pregnancy, but c'mon, you really still believe that Tom impregnated her with the cooties risk being so high? I know a baby kidnapped from a former Soviet Bloc country when I see one.

*49 Katie Holmes bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Katie Holmes bikini pics! (Miami Beach - 6/18)

Katie Holmes is currently with Tom Cruise in South Florida as he films Rock of Ages, and on Saturday she went to the beach. That's her and her nipples above frolicking in the waves. Settle down Katie! Save some fun for the rest of us!

Shortly after this picture was taken, a dead fish floated by Katie. It had the exact same facial expression. True story.

*20 Katie Holmes pictures total in the gallery:

Katie Holmes is probably pregnant

On Monday, I -- and the rest of the internet -- speculated that Katie Holmes might be pregnant based on these pics of her shopping for maternity clothes* (*probably) at Barneys New York on Friday. Not so fast, her rep Ina Treciokas told E!:

"She's not pregnant and this photo looks doctored."

Doctored? There were 35 pics in the original set I posted. Do you know how long it would take to doctor every single one of those? In terms Katie can understand, Lord Xenu could fly from the Galactic Confederacy to Earth and back again faster than it'd take to photoshop 35 pics. You'd have an easier time convincing me that a girl hooked up with Jonah Hill based on his looks than you would convincing me that that pic if photoshopped.



*15 Katie Holmes pregnant pictures total in the gallery:

Katie Holmes at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (5/6)

Katie Holmes went shopping in Beverly Hills on Friday, and aw crap, is she pregnant again? She has that glazed-over, lifeless look in her eyes, so I'm leaning towards yes. You'll notice Tom Cruise isn't with her. I'm assuming he's at home, furiously scrubbing her vagina cooties off his body with a wire brush. "ew gross ew gross ew gross ew gross ew gross . . ."

And yes, I just used the term vagina cooties.

*35 Katie Holmes pregnant pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 15

Katie Holmes leaving a photoshoot in New York (pics start here)

Emma Watson on the set of a photoshoot for Lancôme in Paris (pics start here)

Christina Aguilera at a press conference for The Voice in L.A. (pics start here)

Emma Roberts arriving at United Talent Agency in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Minka Kelly in Miami (pics start here)

Goldie Hawn leaving the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Ryan Phillippe arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Selma Blair running errands in L.A. (pics start here)

Jenny McCarthy arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving at the Fitness Factory in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Bethenny Frankel arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jared Padalecki (Supernatural) arriving at Vancouver airport (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*122 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, January 12

Katie Holmes driving her Mercedes in L.A. (pics start here)

English TV host Cat Deeley in Cabo San Lucas (pics start here)

Mindy Kaling at the premiere of No Strings Attached at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood (pics start here)

Amber Rose at Platinum Motorsports in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the premiere party for Hot in Cleveland and Retired at 35 at the Sunset Tower Hotel in Hollywood (pics start here)

Sharon Stone leaving the Ritz hotel in Paris (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving her house in Calabasas (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton and reality star Kyle Richards (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) leaving a gifting suite in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rod Stewart leaving the Ralph Lauren store in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matt Rutler celebrating her son Max's birthday at Disneyland (pics start here)

Dustin Hoffman leaving Katsuya in Hollywood (pics start here)

Elle Macpherson leaving her children's school in London (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, November 27 and Sunday, November 28

Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri Cruise at Teuscher Chocolates of Switzerland in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Landon Donovan in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

David Hasselhoff at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz leaving Whole Foods in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Kylie Minogue at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in NYC (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving the Tracy Anderson gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Model Daisy Lowe at the Ultimat Vodka launch party held at Jalouse nightclub in London (pics start here)

Anna Paquin leaving the Bryon & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Paris Hilton leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Megan Gale promoting her swimwear line "Isola" at Sunburn Bikini Shop at Bondi Beach in Sydney (pics start here)

Harrison Ford at a gas station in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Claudia Schiffer out and about in London (pics start here)

*126 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

"Check out the ass of the dude in the second row!"

What's that you say? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' marriage doesn't resemble that of Ward and June Cleaver? *peels self off of floor* -- From IUC:

A close friend of the couple told me the couple rarely spend time together. “It’s somewhat of an open marriage,” the source told IUC. “Like Tom’s ex Nicole Kidman I think Katie has grown tired of Tom’s obsession with Scientology.”

Of course their marriage is "open" -- Katie needs to be with a guy who doesn't require a booster chair every time they sit down at a restaurant, and Tom needs a woman who may or may not have been born a man -- aka Meg Whitman. Hopefully for Suri's sake, these two will one day settle their differences and find a way to be happy with each other. And on that day, Tom will buy platform shoes and Katie will fill her prescription for testosterone pills.

*20 pics total in the gallery: