Could you be any freakier, Tom? Us Weekly had a spy or something at a huge Scientology rally that went down last Friday in London and there report is about as freaky as you'd expect:
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and daughter Suri reunited with John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston -- plus over 4000 other Scientologists -- at a massive party in England on Oct. 16, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.
The stars were surprise guests at the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists held at Saint Hill Manor in East Grinsted, West Sussex. During nearly two hours of speeches, Cruise, 47, briefly addressed the rapturous, fist-pumping crowd: "Because we never took our eyes off the ultimate prize, we stand where we are today," he intoned, witnesses tells Us. "We are in this together!"
When a choir took to the stage, the Cruise-Holmes family stood up with the rest of the audience. "Tom was swaying and looked like he was in heaven," an attendee tells Us. "He was really, really into it. Katie was next to him doing her best to look as enthusiastic. She was clapping along with the song, but was totally out of sync. Suri was standing by, looking a little bemused in a cute little party dress."
After the rally, Cruise and a group of his fellow Scientologists
assembled in the local town square where they burned hundreds of books that
didn't correspond with Scientology ideology. Oh wait, that was the
Nazis
in 1933. My bad. I always get those two groups confused.
Later, during a reception, Cruise was overheard chatting with another American man about the protesters outside the venue. "They're squirrels," Cruise said angrily, according to a witness. "Stuck in an electronic incident. It makes me so angry!"
Boy if I had a nickel for every time I've been stuck in an electronic incident . . .
Katie Holmes at the 16th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute Sponsored by ELLE at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (10/19)
Whatever Tom Cruise normally gives Katie Holmes to sedate her, he needs to up the dosage. She's slowly gaining her independence again. Just look at what she wore to the "Women in Hollywood Tribute" in Beverly Hills on Monday. Rawr! It's only a matter of time until we see her getting drunk at some nightclub. "I haven't been with a man in four years! I need sex and I need it now! Oh shit, I'm violating the confidentiality agreement . . . ha ha, just kidding. Um, Tom's the biggest I've ever been with. He is a tiger in bed. I repeat, he is a tiger in bed."
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Suri out and about in Boston (10/4)
Katie Holmes somehow convinced Tom Cruise to enroll their daughter Suri in a Catholic -- not a Scientologist -- pre-school. Clearly Katie has a set of incriminating photos of Tom giving a lap dance to a firefighter locked away in a safe somewhere. From the
Daily Mail:
. . . last week Katie enrolled the toddler at the Catholic Charities Yawkey Centre For Early Education And Learning in Boston, Massachusetts. The family are living in the city while Tom, 47, films his new movie, the spy comedy thriller Wichita. Katie’s mother also flew in for her granddaughter’s first week at the pre-school.
"Katie has been listening to her parents who are devout Catholics," I’m told. "She is not convinced by Scientology and has told Tom that she wants Suri to be educated as a Catholic - as she was. They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly - but Tom came around to the idea in the end."
Holmes, 30, has not been seen at the Church of Scientology for more than five months.
It's good to see Katie putting her foot down about something as important as religion. At least now, instead of being brainwashed by a ridiculous cult that teaches about airplanes flying through outer space, aliens, and mind-control, Suri will be taught about something much more believable -- a guy who was conceived without sex, came back to life three days after being killed, and then nailed 72 virgins. Wait, I think I'm mixing my religions again . . .
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise out and about in Boston (9/21)
Suri Cruise's wardrobe -- she's three-years-old last time I checked -- is worth more than most of us will make a lifetime. From
The Sun:
Tom Cruise's three-year-old daughter Suri has a wardrobe of designer clothes worth £2MILLION ($3.2 million).
Actor Tom, 47, and wife Katie Holmes, 30, have commissioned the world's top fashion names to custom-make outfits for their toddler.
An insider said: "They really splurge on Suri." The pair's pal Victoria Beckham is also said to have commissioned designer Robert Cavalli to make a dress for Suri.
The source added: "Suri is very vocal when it comes to outfits. She's rarely seen in anything twice."
In related news, half of my wardrobe consists of shirts I received for signing up for credit cards. Fuck my life.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Boston (9/24)
Katie, Katie, Katie, I don't know when you're gonna learn. If you want to finally escape from Tom, you need to distract him. Walk by a firehouse during a shift change when it's packed full of hunky fireman. And then, when Tom's head is turned, make a break for it. You should have about an hour head start.
Katie Holmes out and about in Melbourne, Australia (8/14)
Let it be known that on the fourteenth day of August in the Year of our Lord two thousand and nine, Katie Holmes went full zombie.
Katie Holmes on the set of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark in Melbourne (7/27)
Katie Holmes was almost car-b-qued last weekend on the Australian set of new film
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. Mmmm... Toasty! From
RadarOnline:
Actress Katie Holmes narrowly escaped injury on the set of her upcoming movie, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, in Victoria, Australia over the weekend. Holmes was shooting a scene inside a car when the vehicle's battery exploded -- sparking smoke and fumes -- before the car then caught fire. The exploding battery was not a part of the film.
In the Miramax film, [Holmes] plays a woman stalked by evil gnomes.
Talk about art imitating life. The fact that Katie's new film is about a "woman stalked by evil gnomes" is almost as fitting as Jennifer Aniston starring in
The Break Up or Ashton Kutcher starring in the made-for-TV classic
Talentless Douche: Seriously, Please Go Away. If Katie really wants to end her relationship with Tom Cruise, she doesn't need to fake her own death -- she just needs to make him uninterested. My first suggestion: lingerie, lots and lots of sexy lingerie, preferably, crotchless.
Katie Holmes on the set of her new movie Don't Be Afraid of the Dark in Melbourne, Australia (7/9)
"No I will NOT wear the hunky construction worker outfit again tonight! We've talked about this before -- that's only supposed to be a once-a-year treat for your birthday!"
Katie Holmes on the set of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark in Melbourne (7/3)
Fuck, I feared this might happen. Some pictures are simply too hot to post on the front page. I should have taken precautions. My apologies.
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