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Jesse McCartney and girlfriend Katie Cassidy, both two years shy of the legal drinking age of 21, went to Club Privilege in Los Angeles with some friends last week. According to witnesses, McCartney and friends drank multiple bottles of Cristal and Grey Goose, running up a tab of $2,500:

"When [McCartney] saw how much it was, his eyes got wide and he said, ‘Holy s-!'" a spy tells Star magazine. But the final insult was when Nicole Richie's former handbag, Brody Jenner, had the last word. "Welcome to the adult world buddy," the fellow club-goer told McCartney. "That's what it costs to have fun with the big boys!" McCartney's rep told us: "He was indeed at the club, but the rest of the story, as it was presented, is untrue."

McCartney should consider himself lucky his welcome to the adult world was something as innocent as a $2500 bar tab. My entrance into adulthood included violent swirlies and embarrassing wedgies..….or was that high school? I’m still having a little bit of trouble remembering ages 11-21. My memory is just a blur of money, supermodels, cocaine, fast cars, and lavish vacations. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t the son of a wealthy baron. But then I throw a wad of 20s at the help and it makes me feel better.