Kathy Hilton

Gee, I wonder where Paris gets it from?

I'm afraid we may never get to the bottom of the mystery of why Paris and Nicky Hilton are useless attention whores who value partying over everything else. From the New York Post:

Mom and daughter Kathy and Nicky Hilton share the family's astonishing ability to carry on a party. Just like club regular Paris, the two were spotted fist-pumping at The Pool After Dark at Harrah's Resort and Casino in Atlantic City Saturday night. They wowed the crowd with dance moves, including the Robot. Mom and daughter partied until 2:30 a.m. before catching a limo back to town to attend the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic on Governors Island the next day, where they appeared perfectly coiffed and composed.

Who goes out dancing and partying with their mom? The last time I did that was at my high school prom. In all seriousness though, rather than partying until the wee hours of the morning, shouldn't someone in their mid-fifties be at home watching Murder She Wrote or testing themselves for diabetes? If Kathy's not careful, her daughters may wind up following her example and one day become useless, attention-whoring blonde bimbos. Oh, wait . . .

*10 Kathy and Nicky pictures total in the gallery:

Kathy Hilton looks like an idiot 

I'm not sure why women still do this, but Paris Hilton's mom clearly got some collagen injections in her lips last week. That's her leaving BOA Steakhouse on Tuesday. "It's good to see that your doctor has a sense of humor," Kathy was probably told by her waiter, who was left confused later in the night when she left nothing for a tip.

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Kourtney Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Kim Kardashian in Las Vegas in 2006

Paris Hilton's mom Kathy wants you to know that her daughter was the original useless attention whore and Kim Kardashian is totally ripping off her shtick. From the New York Post:

Mother lioness Kathy Hilton had her claws out Saturday night at the Monkey Bar defending Paris' title as the ultimate queen of reality TV -- and snarling that Kim Kardashian "used to work for Paris." A source said, "Kathy was going on about how Paris is the original reality star and all the others had her to thank for their success." When Kim, who was once described as a stylist for Paris, was mentioned, Kathy brushed her off, "Oh, she used to work for Paris."

Our spy added, "Kathy said Kim copied every thing Paris has done." The source said Kathy chimed in on Mueller, who will appear with Paris on "The World Accord ing to Paris," saying, "Brooke is nothing like Kim so we aren't worried about her stealing Paris' spotlight."

All the other reality stars have Paris to thank for their success? Actually, I'm pretty sure Real World, Cops, and a ton of other reality shows came out way before anyone -- including the entire defensive line at USC -- had ever even heard of Paris Hilton. Besides, saying that your daughter started something as mindless as reality TV isn't much to be proud about. If Kathy really wants to brag about something her daughter has inspired, she should mention night vision porn fetishes or condom use.

*21 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

Kathy and Rick Hilton and Paris' 29th birthday party at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas (2/20)

Kathy and Rick . . . ummm, how best to put this . . . about those checks you've been receiving for 8 years . . . so, yeah, we're going to need those back. From TMZ:

Herbalife International just filed a lawsuit against Rick  and Kathy Hilton, claiming the couple has been "erroneously" receiving royalties for several weight loss products for roughly 8 years.

Long story short -- Herbalife says in 1992, the couple provided services to the company to get a line of products off the ground ... products containing ephedrine that were discontinued in 2002 -- mostly because ephedrine was banned by the FDA.

Herbalife claims despite 86'ing the line .... it has still been paying the Hiltons royalties.  According to the suit, there have been ongoing but futile discussions about how much, if anything, the Hiltons should return.

Who's at fault here? The Hiltons for collecting the checks or Herbalife for continuing to pay them? If your company is paying royalties to someone on a product that was discontinued 8 years ago because it was banned by the FDA for containing harmful substances, you should probably worry less about suing spokespeople and more about paying this month's utility bill.
 
NOTE: This may be the first time I've ever supported the Hiltons on anything -- other than their continued use of birth control.

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Paris Hilton out and about in Beverly Hills (11/19)

Paris Hilton's mom Kathy finally has something to be proud of -- her daughter's lack of implants. Oh yeah, and she hasn't gotten her stomach pumped in, like, 6 months. What a freaking princess. From Fox News:

It seems breast implants have pretty much become synonymous with Hollywood, and despite being the ultimate “it” girl that’s one place Paris Hilton hasn’t ventured into - although her mom Kathy Hilton said her daughter almost gave into the Tinseltown temptation.

“At one point she was like ‘I wanna do this and that, I’m so flat!’ but then all of a sudden she was like ‘I love it. I don’t care. I love it’,” Kathy told Tarts at the launch of Paris’s new all-in-one hair tool the Celebrity Styler and the Ultimate Brush at the Thompson Hotel in Beverly Hills on Tuesday night.  “I’m proud of that; I think that’s really nice.”

But according to Ms. Hilton, the thought never really crossed her mind.

“I’m way too scared, I hate needles and I hate blood. I’m a really big fan of the show ‘Nip/Tuck’ so I see how it happens,” she said. “I’m just too scared. I’m happy with the way I am.”

Weird, a TV show also helped my girlfriend decide whether to get implants. Luckily that show happened to be Girls Next Door. Hooray for big fake boobs! Woo hoo!

NOTE: If Paris really was "happy with the way" she looked, she wouldn't apply so much make-up all the time . . . or ABREVA. Bitch has more ABREVA in her medicine cabinet than a Rite Aid.

Kathy Hilton Halloween Costume

Kathy and Rick Hilton at the Pure Halloween Party 2009 at Caesers Palace in Las Vegas (10/31)