Kathy Griffin has a bedazzled vagina
No Kathy Griffin, really, it's OK if you don't talk about your vagina ever again. I promise. From the New York Post
Kathy Griffin is not shy about her admiration for other celebrities and their most intimate parts. At the NBC Universal press day last week, an insider overheard Bravo's "My Life on the D List" star telling a guest, "I bedazzled my vagina . . . it's the newest trend I learned from Jennifer Love Hewitt."
If this story didn't make you throw up a little in your mouth, then you and Jenna Jameson have something in common -- the lack of a gag reflex. If Kathy really wants to emulate another famous Hollywood star, instead of doing what Jennifer Love Hewitt does, she should do us all a huge favor and follow in DJ AM or Michael Jackson's footsteps . . . because they were such great dancers, you see.
Today's contest: Try and think of something more repulsive than Kathy Griffin's vagina lined with tiny pieces of plastic.*16 pics total in the gallery:
Kathy Griffin on the set of Law & Order: SVU in New York
It's tough to write a story intro when the headline pic is making you throw up in your mouth. Oh dear god she is ugly. From the Chicago Sun Times
On the "Idol" front, Kathy Griffin's blatant campaign to replace Cowell at first amused the show's producers, but then led to some chatter. After all, Griffin has an edgy personality -- a trait they believe essential to replace with the pending Cowell departure.
"But with Ellen [DeGeneres] on board, adding another woman -- and a comic at that -- just wouldn't work," another show insider said. "However, if Ellen would ever leave, then everything would be up for grabs anyway, and Kathy might have a shot."
Seriously? Kathy Griffin is the last person on Earth that should be judging talent. Frankly, the only event she's actually qualified to preside over is this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_Most_Beautiful_Transsexual_Contest
. Besides, Kathy would never agree to be a judge on American Idol
. She'd be forced to talk about the contestants instead of her favorite subject: herself.
Kathy Griffin bikini pics
Someone -- hopefully fired by now -- at OK!
magazine thought it'd be a great idea to do a bikini photoshoot with Kathy Griffin, or as I call her "Enemy of the State" -- with "State" being a euphemism for my penis. What's weird is that -- compared to say, a Rosie O'Donnell -- she actually doesn't look too bad. Then again -- compared to say, being slowly eaten alive by sewer rats -- being shot in the head doesn't look too bad, either.