Kathy Griffin bikini picsSomeone -- hopefully fired by now -- at
OK! magazine thought it'd be a great idea to do a bikini photoshoot with Kathy Griffin, or as I call her "Enemy of the State" -- with "State" being a euphemism for my penis. What's weird is that -- compared to say, a Rosie O'Donnell -- she actually doesn't look too bad. Then again -- compared to say, being slowly eaten alive by sewer rats -- being shot in the head doesn't look too bad, either.
Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib on Rodeo Drive (4/10)
I don't know what's more disturbing about this pic, the fact that Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib is still clinging to his 15 minutes of fame, or that Kathy Griffin is holding a bag from Victoria's Secret.
Kathy Griffin says things:
"Look at this place," Griffin told her friends at her 46th birthday party at her Brentwood mansion. "This is why I am on the road for months at a time, so I can live here. I love this house more than any person or thing, except maybe my dogs."
Kathy's on the road for months at a time because she doesn't have a husband. I can't really pinpoint why, though it may have something to do with her haggard face, lumpy tits, and shrill voice. Too bad inner beauty doesn't give me a boner. Kathy Griffin would be the most bonertastic woman in Hollywood!
