Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel at the premiere of Life as We Know It at Ziegfeld Theatre in New York (9/30)
Are Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel sleeping with each other? Probably not, but it'd be just plain irresponsible of me not to publicize the rumors and destroy their reputations. From the National Enquirer:
“Knocked Up” star Katherine Heigl’s intense off-screen relationship with “Transformers” hunk Josh Duhamel has plunged both their marriages into crisis, sources tell The Enquirer. The two played lovers in the romantic comedy “Life As We Know It"...
Despite their spouses’ concerns, 32-year-old Katherine and Duhamel, 38, refuse to tone down their relationship, said the source. “Josh and Katherine make late night to one another and e-mail throughout the day,” the insider adds. “They excuse it as work a lot of the time, but now that promotion for the movie is pretty much done, there’s really no reason for them to be in touch so often.”
Sources say that Katherine’s husband Josh, 30, is complaining to pals, and Fergie, 35, is suspicious of her cheating husband, who-as The Enquirer exclusively revealed- engaged in a marathon sex session with stripper Nicole Forrester while filming “Life As We Know It” in Atlanta in October 2009. “It’s a mess for both couples,” said the insider.
What's wrong with Hollywood publicists these days? These sort of contrived controversies designed to stir up media attention are supposed to come out closer to a film's release date -- not two months after. Besides, a romantic comedy starring Katherine Heigl doesn't need extra press -- it needs TO BE DESTROYED WITH FIRE.
*25 Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel pictures total in the gallery:
Katherine Heigl arriving to Heathrow airport from L.A. (6/7)
If you watch Grey's Anatomy, there's no way you weren't blown away by Katherine Heigl's riveting performance in the 6 out of 24 episodes she appeared in this season (I didn't make that up). So it makes complete sense that she would submit herself for an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress. I'm kidding of course. From E!:
After the two-hour Grey's Anatomy finale a few weeks ago, we said Emmys should be given to everyone in the cast for that episode. But funny, so far we've only heard of Katherine Heigl submitting her name in the Emmy race for Best Supporting Actress.
You're probably wondering what she submitted her name for, considering she rarely appeared in Grey's this season. And when we ran into Eric Dane over the weekend he was asking the same thing:
Reporters asked Eric what he thought of Katherine putting her name in for Best Supporting Actress. His response: "For what?"
"Um, for Grey's Anatomy," we gently reminded him on the carpet at the 9th Annual Chrysalis Ball, where he was there with his equally good lookin' wife Rebecca Gayheart.
"Oh," Dane said catching himself. "It's great! Fantastic! I love it! Why?"
If Katherine was going to submit her name for an award she didn't deserve, why didn't she shoot for something a little more prestigious than an Emmy -- like a Nobel Prize, ESPY, or Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award? That aside, Katherine should know by now that trying to take credit for something you didn't actually do never works -- unless of course you invented the internet like Al Gore or took Megan Fox's virginity like yours truly.
On April 20 of this year, the Deepwater Horizon oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico blew up, killing 11 workers and injuring 17 others. Since then, despite repeated attempts by BP to plug the well, millions of gallons of oil have spilled into the gulf -- some estimates put the rate at 100,000 barrels a day (compare that to the Exxon Valdez disaster in Alaska in 1989, which only released 257,000 barrels total). So what the fuck? Why haven't we haven't stopped this thing yet? I'll tell you why: because no one asked the star of such films as Romy and Michele: In the Beginning and 27 Dresses. Take it away Katherine Heigl:
Is Katherine's defense, she is a fucking idiot, so I don't know why the hell this reporter is asking her about the oil spill. What, you thought she was going to come up with a rational and thought-out response other than "someone needs to get in there and do what we can right away to stop it"? You might as well ask her the best way to split an atom. "Well I am partial to nuclear fission . . ."
Looks like we can add "makeup" to the list of things Katherine Heigl sucks at. She was spotted with lipstick all over her teeth late last week at the ASPCA Ball in New York. Which is weird because that means she was smiling. What in the hell? What kind of alternate universe is this? Oh wait, I know. She must have seen someone yelling at a puppy.
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