Kate Upton at her day job Top heavy model Kate Upton is the odds on favorite to grace the cover of the new
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which will be revealed next Monday and why are you still reading this and not clicking on all the pictures? From the
New York Post:
Mark Sanchez love interest Kate Upton could inch out other top models to clinch the coveted Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition cover.
Michigan-born Upton, 19, who made her SI Swimsuit debut last year, was at yesterday's ribbon-cutting at Lincoln Center to mark the kickoff of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, but the bombshell played coy about her chances of landing the cover — a guaranteed giant career boost.
"All I can really say is that I'm in the issue," Upton told Page Six, adding that she’s missing the New York shows because she'll be promoting the SI issue, including at a launch party at Pure in Las Vegas next week, where Bruno Mars will perform. But she added, "Fingers crossed!"
Oh, so that's why Mark Sanchez looked terrible late in the season. I wondered why he kept smelling his fingers during games. You know, that Kate Upton deserves the hell out of that
Sports Illustrated cover. Now that I think about it, she pretty much deserves a winner like me and not Mark -- he couldn't even guide the Jets into the playoffs (what a fail-turd). Kate, what do you say to you, me, my '91 Hyundai Excel, and a romantic drive through the Latin Kings section of Newark, NJ? As the city motto says, "Come for the cherry blossoms, stay for the martial law."
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Kate Upton is the new Carl's Jr. girl Following "stars" like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Padma Lakshmi, Kate Upton has been named the new face of Carl's Jr. The news comes a few days after AskMen
named her the 2nd most desirable woman of 2012, so you know, yay Kate. On the set of the first commercial for the campaign Tuesday night shot at a heliport in L.A. turned classic 50's drive-in, Upton told
Fox:
"It's the Southwest Patty Melt, and it’s one of their classics, but now they’re adding a little spice-adding some jalapenos and making it a little bit hotter. I'm a '50s girl with a little cardigan on, a really sweet kind of a girl. But then I take a bite and all of a sudden, I'm sweating, and I'm taking off all of my clothes and I'm in my lingerie!"
What a brilliant commercial. Especially if Carl's Jr.'s goal is to get me to lock myself in the basement, light some candles, and aggressively masturbate without actually ever visiting any of their restaurants. Mission accomplished!
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Kate Upton makes for a hot farmer's daughter Here's some pics of Kate Upton from the August/September issue of
Complex. Is it just me, or is she way underdressed for farm work? She's just inviting an ankle sprain with shoes like that -- and don't even get me started on how dangerous that necklace is around machinery. Frankly, she's just being reckless.
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Kate Upton bikini pics! It's rare that Celebslam peaks, content-wise, so early in the week, but here's Kate Upton walking the runway at the Beach Bunny Swimwear show in Miami on Saturday. Wow, she is gorgeous. She's definitely the kind of old-fashioned girl I
would slip a glass of drugged champagne to could bring home to mom.
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Holy shit Kate Upton is hot SI model Kate Upton tweeted a pic of herself yesterday promoting SoBe and their new "Try Anything" campaign. Holy shit. If SoBe's goal was to get you to associate their product with raging, almost painful erections, mission accomplished! I can officially never go down the juice aisle at the supermarket again without wanting to fuck something. Thanks SoBe!
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Kate Upton is fairly attractive Kate Upton was one of the "rookies" in this year's
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (
pics here), but more importantly she also
has a Twitter page where she loves posting sexy pictures of herself in lingerie. Wow,
she reminds me a lot of my wife . . . in that they both own computers.
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