Kate Upton on the set of The Other Woman last year in New York
Cameron Diaz tells the new issue of Hello!
magazine that Kate Upton is more than just big ol' titties. Well yeah. She has a pretty nice ass, too. After giving her potion a stir in the cauldron, Cameron said:
"Kate is the greatest - and what's behind the boobs is unbelievable. It's incredible how smart she is and how wise she is and how she sees everything. She doesn't miss a thing. She calculates everything so fast. She's like a bullet, she just shoots it right back and you are like, 'God bless you, you are amazing'."
Cameron is totally right. Kate Upton is more than just big tits -- she has a beautiful mind, too. In fact, the first word that springs to mind when I see Kate in a bikini is "brains." Just the other day, I told my friend that I wanted fuck her brains out. Yup, beautiful mind.*33 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton wishes she had smaller boobs
Let's face it, Kate Upton is famous for one reason: boobs. Looks-wise she's no Cleopatra, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm and a willingness to share her DD gift with the world. Despite that, Kate tells The Sun
that she wishes she had smaller boobs. Wait, what?
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up ... In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure."
Oh yeah, I'm sure Kate has had many a sleepless night cursing her big funbags. "Damn you for this burden, God. Why couldn't you give me below average tits like Cameron Diaz and perhaps more acne?" C'mon, Kate. Quit sucking up to Cameron. She's on the wrong side of 40 and would could cut your still-beating heart out in a second for its nourishing youthful energy. No, really. Don't turn your back on her.
*30 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton arriving at the Fendi boutique in Paris (4/5)
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Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz at the UK premiere of The Other Woman at The Curzon Mayfair in London
Wait a minute, what? Why is Kate Upton in the frumpy ankle-length dress and Cameron Diaz is in the sexy tight leather dress? April Fools' Day was Tuesday. My penis is so confused right now. I may not be able to jack off for tens of minutes.
*36 Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton at the Express Runway show at the Raleigh Hotel in Miami Beach (3/13)*35 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:
Topless Kate Upton is a pissed off Kate Upton
Kate Upton is pissed off at our friends over at Celeb Jihad
for posting a fake topless photo of her (the one above, from a video taken last year, is real) from this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
. She unleashed the magazine's lawyers on them and is threatening to sue. Oh noes! Via TMZ
It's clearly a fake ... but Sports Illustrated's legal team doesn't care -- they fired off a letter to the site threatening to sue if the post isn't taken down, STAT.Sports Illustrated
In the letter, the lawyer complains, "One of these photographs has even been airbrushed."
's lawyers complaining that a photo of a model has been airbrushed. You can't make this shit up. What's next? Jonah Hill complaining that his cake has frosting? That frosting is what got you to where you are today, Jonah.
*20 topless Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, March 6
leaving Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills (pics start here
out for lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here
out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here
and Blac Chyna
on their way to Barney's Boot Camp in Hollywood (pics start here
Actress Danielle Panabaker
) leaving her hotel in Vancouver (pics start here
catching a flight at JFK airport in New York (pics start here
on the set of Last Days in the Desert
in Borrego Springs, CA (pics start here
arriving on a flight at JFK airport in New York (pics start here
at the premiere of Bad Words
at the ArcLight Cinerama Dome in Hollywood (pics start here
leaving Crossroads in Malibu (pics start here
and her girlfriend Cara Delevingne
arriving at Cara's home in Belgravia, London (pics start here
leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here
*127 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Carol Alt slams Kate Upton
Former supermodel-turned catty bitch Carol Alt slams Kate Upton in the new issue of Galore
magazine. "What a coincidence -- I've always wanted to slam Kate Upton, too:
Galore: "What do you think of supermodel, Kate Upton?"
Carol Alt: I think Kate is a product of great media hype. Without Sports Illustrated, I'm not sure she would've made it in the industry as a high fashion model. Because she is more of a large size model. And even if I've seen her in person, and I don't think she's in any way fat or overweight or anything; she's just more large-sized than fashion models are. I think Kate is very good at...hmmmm- how do I put it? She's engaging. She comes to the set prepared to work, in a good mood, engages her client, and she looks at herself as a business. To more expand on that thought, what I'm trying to say is: after she got herself into Sports Illustrated, she wasted no time. She put together a team of people: agents, managers, & publicists that were ready to go, regardless of whether or not she got the cover. They were willing to take the chance. Once she got the cover, she was already in a position to move forward. Of course, the cover was just a fluke because nobody knows who gets the cover. But she looks at herself as a business, and I admire that."
When asked her opinon of Carol Alt, Kate replied, "Sorry, I'm too busy being relevant to comment on her." Right? Please tell me Kate said that. Because fuck Carol Alt.
And now let's look at Kate Upton's tits.
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Kate Upton in the February issue of Cosmopolitan Spain
Here's Kate Upton playing the part of the sexy farmer's daughter in the new issue of Cosmo Spain
. You think this is hot, you should see her father struggle to feed a family of four because the price of grain keeps falling. Aw yeah, baby.
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Kate Upton in the February issue of V magazine
Despite being spotted
over the weekend with her ex-boyfriend, Detroit Tigers' pitcher Justin Verlander, Kate Upton is still very much single. Oh, what a relief for an average guy like me! From E!
A source close to the buxom model explains that "Kate and Justin are not back together" and that the athlete asked for Upon to visit him before he underwent surgery. "She wanted to be there for him," the source added.
The Detroit Tigers' pitcher received core muscle repair surgery Wednesday morning after suffering an injury during his offseason conditioning program last month.
The last time I was put under for surgery (wisdom teeth), my mom drove me home afterwards, not Kate Upton. Advantage: Justin Verlander. Well played, my friend. Well played.*11 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery: