Kate Upton

Kate Beckinsale at the "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York (5/6)

A ton of celebs attended the annual Met Gala last night in New York, but none looked as good as Kate Beckinsale. If being hot was equivalent to being a hero of the Crimean War, Kate would be Major-General Sir Howard Craufurd Elphinstone. Am I right or am I right!

Kate Beckinsale (19 pics here)
Emmy Rossum (12 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (12 pics here)
Kate Upton (7 pics here)
Miranda Kerr (14 pics here)
Emilia Clarke (7 pics here)
Nina Dobrev (9 pics here)
Heidi Klum (11 pics here)
Jennifer Lawrence (8 pics here)
Jessica Alba (11 pics here)

*113 Met Gala pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Upton on the set of The Other Woman in New York (5/1)

Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz were both spotted on the set of The Other Woman yesterday in New York, but guess which one I'm choosing to post pictures of. Hint: It's the woman I'd give up my left testicle for just to smell her hair, and not the woman you tell scary stories about around the campfire.

*40 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Upton going through security at LAX airport in L.A. (2/24)

Good news everyone: Kate Upton is definitely not a terrorist. She passed the body scan test at LAX with flying colors. And they made her go through 317 times, you know, just to be sure.

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Kate Upton is the toughest swimsuit model in the world

OK, Kate Upton didn't almost die during her swimsuit shoot in Antarctica last year, but she did almost get frostbite, and frostbite would have made her less pretty, so that's basically worse than dying. Via the Daily Mail:

For the assignment the supermodel stripped off to a tiny white string bikini on the shores of the South Pole, where the average high is around -49 degrees Fahrenheit.

Describing the effects the sub-zero weather had on her body she told the Today show: "When I came back, I was like losing hearing and eyesight because my body was shutting down, it was working so hard to keep me warm. It was freezing. I'm from Florida so, it wasn't great for me. Obviously, the pictures now, it's incredible. I can't believe we were all able to accomplish that."

Now this is why the Wonder Woman movie will never work. Who needs a big-titted cartoon gal doing heroic deeds on film when Kate Upton is potentially sacrificing her sweet rack for us in real life? Frost bitten nips are no joke, kids. With that Sports Illustrated spread, she single-handedly (pun fully intended) gave billions of Earthlings a reason to stay home from work and furiously diddle themselves. Why? Because she loves us like Jesus loves us, maybe even a little bit more. Kate Upton for Pope, 2013.

*43 Kate Upton bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, February 12

Kate Upton appearing on Today at NBC Studios in New York (pics start here)

Model Caprice Bourret in the Bahamas (pics start here)

Demi Moore leaving Great Earth Vitamins in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Taylor Swift filming a music video on Zuma Beach in Malibu (pics start here)

January Jones leaving a nail salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Charlize Theron leaving Bristol Farms in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Jessica Hart heading to Bar Pitti in New York (pics start here)

Amber Heard on the set of Three Days to Kill in Paris (pics start here)

Bar Refaeli and her friend Valentina Michetti shopping in Milan (pics start here)

Anna Faris out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Halle Berry taking her daughter to school in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving the Andry LeCompte Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Upton unveiling her Sports Illustrated cover in New York (2/11)

Even though it already leaked to the internets last Friday, here's Kate Upton's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover being officially unveiled on a building last night on Letterman. You like that shit, Al Qaeda? You knock down our buildings, we respond with giant tits. Booyah.

BONUS: Chrissy Teigen, Genevieve Morton, Julie Henderson, Alyssa Miller, Emily DiDonato, Katherine Webb, and Nina Agdal also stopped by Letterman, and also looked damn sexy. Check them out in the gallery.

*41 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:

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Kate Upton arriving on a flight at JFK airport in New York City, New York on January 12, 2013.

*21 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Upton in the January issue of Elle France

Does wanting to fuck a chick in a cute little panda hat make you a pedophile? If so, I think I'm OK with that.

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Kate Upton in January issue of V magazine

+ Kim Kardashian showing more mom boobag [The Superficial]

+ Wait, this bitch shot a music video? [Celebuzz]
+ Lais Ribeiro in a bikini for Harper's Bazaar [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ana Karoline is another Brazilian bombshell [Linkiest]
+ Nina Agdal is drop dead gorgeous [Popoholic]

+ It doesn't get much better than Jessica Burciaga on video [Guyism]
+ Sarah Hyland bringing the cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Family Guy just owned you [Brobible]
+ Charlize Theron's baby looks freaked the fuck out [moejackson]

+ In coming out of the closet news . . . [Just Jared]
+ So Justin Bieber was smoking weed [The Blemish]
+ Kimye have already turned down $3 million for their baby pictures [Dlisted]
+ Sex with Liam Neeson is full of mystery and wonder [Cele|bitchy]

*10 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Upton in the November issue of Vogue Italy

Finally, someone was considerate enough to scan and upload Kate Upton's full spread in the November issues of Vogue Italy. What's weird is that I'm actually wearing that exact same outfit right now. What are the chances?

*25 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery: