Kate Moss has lost her spot among the "World's Sexiest 100 Women" as voted by FHM Magazine. This marks the first time in 10 years the "supermodel" has not appeared on the list. If you care about these sorts of things, Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller are rumored to be very highly ranked atop this year's list. Regarding Moss, FHM spokesman Dan Cooper told the New York Post:
"She hasn't looked great as of late. I think the average guy on the street prefers someone that's a little more womanly." (Source)
Uh, this story's about a year too late. She was 87th last year? Seriously? The only list Kate should ever appear 87th on in is the "Top 100 List of Celebrities You Might Mistake for Homeless Junkies if You Randomly Encountered Them on the Street" or maybe the "Top 100 List of Celebrities Whose Appearance is Proof that God is Totally Fucking With Us." My girlfriend is on the last list--but in a good way. Trust me, it is possible to have a waist that skinny with such large natural breasts.
Supermodel/drug addict Kate Moss' four-year-old daughter Lila Grace is already a little diva. Moss reveals in the latest UK issue of Vogue Magazine that Lila would rather talk fashion than listen to a good ol' fashioned bedtime story:
"(Lila) comes in at bedtime and says, 'Mummy, do you think this is a good look?' and then she has a fashion crisis. I say, 'You will wear what I tell you', but she says she is the adult of the bedroom. "Now we lay the clothes out before she goes to bed, but then she goes, 'Mum, I need options.' She's a mini-me." (Source)
Oh crap, just what the world needs, a mini-version of Kate Moss who's already exhibiting diva-like behavior. You know how we euthanize dogs that exhibit aggressive tendencies at a young age--because we don't want them mauling some poor schlub mailman when they get older. Well shouldn't we be doing the same thing with children? Now don't get all pissed off at me, it's not as bad as it sounds--of course I don't mean we should literally euthanize little children, I mean we should shoot them. Maybe in the head or something ... My bad, I guess that was as bad as it sounded.
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss entered a London rehab clinic yesterday to "battle their demons side by side." The couple was noticed by passers-by as they entered the Capio Nightingale Hospital only a few block away from Kate's home in North West London. Kate and Pete are no strangers to rehab, both having spent time in a facility before. According to a source:
"They arrived together and will be supporting each other. They looked very much a couple as they came in and she is clearly worried about him."
I love all the romance surrounding Valentine's Day. A dozen red roses here, a candlelit dinner there, a his and her stay at the rehab clinic to kick a heroine addiction. Nothing says love like walking hand in hand with your significant other to get your daily methadone injection. The first time Kate and Pete sneak away together to get their fix, they should interlock their arms while injecting each other. With a romantic gesture such as that, why even buy roses?
UPDATE: The Sun has an awesome video of Pete up today and it's not of him trout fishing
Poor Kate Moss. Just when she needs her strung-out druggie boyfriend the most, he’s nowhere to be found. Who am I kidding…Pete Doherty couldn’t help push a car out of the mud (the car isn’t actually Kate’s it’s her friends). He weighs like 100 pounds. His arms would probably snap. The guy can barely lift a gallon of milk. Is 27 too young to get osteoporosis? He should start taking a calcium supplement just to play it safe.
Kate Moss vacationing in Thailand
Despite what you may have heard yesterday, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were not married over the weekend. British newspapers such as The Sun and The Daily Mirror reported that the two love-junkies were married in a candlelit Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand. While Moss and Doherty are in Thailand, they went there to celebrate the New Year--not get married. Moss' spokesman Stuart Higgins called the reports "entirely false" saying:
"There has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."
Oh great! Now what I am supposed to do with the gift I bought them? One of the places they registered was this dark alley behind my house (convenient!). Unfortunately, all the good gifts were already taken. I finally settled on an old sofa cushion that Kate or Pete can collapse onto during one of their drug-induced stupors. It's so perfect!
Remind me again why this bitch is called a supermodel
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (12/18), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner (12/19): Congratulations to this week’s winner Gianna:
While on the hunt for another line one of kate’s boobs mysteriously disappears.
Check back this Friday for new contest.
Moet & Chandon threw a "Fashion Tribute" party Tuesday where about 95% of the attendees wore costumes consisting solely of a mask. The clear winner of the costume contest was Kate Moss, who dressed up as a masked pregnant woman drinking champagne. I especially love the authentic secondhand smoke she's inhaling--it's the minor details that really won it for her. Apparently Kate's first choice was to dress up as a "masked pregnant woman who dares others to punch her in the stomach," but it was deemed potentially too dangerous to her baby's health.
According to Pete Doherty's gardener uncle (seriously), Kate Moss is pregnant with Pete's kid:
Gardener Phil Michels told the Sunday Mirror: "I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant." Phil said he spoke to Doherty on Friday when the singer called him from Italy, where he is performing with his band Babyshambles. The rocker told him Kate had had a scan, everything was fine so they were happy to share the news.
Is it even medically possible for Kate Moss to pump out a kid? She weighs like 90 pounds. As soon as the baby's head "passes through" her, her hips are gonna pretty much shatter. The doctor's going to have to wear one of the bomb squad suits so he doesn't get sprayed with Kate Moss shrapnel. For God's sake, how many more victims will Kate Moss shrapnel claim?!?
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Today was going down as a boring day until I found a picture of this awkward kiss between Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. Pete seems to be more concerned about the spider that's crawling across the floor. As for Kate?—something tells me there's a veterinarian somewhere missing his supply of horse-tranquilizers.
