Kate Moss and Jamie Hince leaving Stella McCartney's Christmas party in London (11/24)
Kate Moss was spotted last week in London with some scratches on her cheek which she claimed came from an accident involving Christmas decorations. Which is weird because you wouldn't normally classify your boyfriend's fist as a Christmas decoration. From the Daily Mail:
Guests at Stella McCartney's festive party at her store in Mayfair overheard the supermodel and the guitarist confess all to comedian Peter Kay, who had asked about Jamie's face."We had a fight yesterday about what to do for Christmas," Kate revealed. "We had a bit of a scuffle and I was wearing a chunky ring, which caught him right in the eye. It's all OK now, though. We fight and we have our ups and downs - like anyone, really." (Source)
Kate's story clears up the black and blue mark around her boyfriend's eye, but doesn't explain the bruises on her forearms and in between her toes. They probably ended up that way due to some of the other Christmas decorations those two own: like St. Peter's Syringe and Rudolph's Rubber Hose. Kate's right about one thing though, she and Jamie do have their "ups and downs" . . . except her "ups" last five days and her "downs" last until her gums stop itching.
Kate Moss leaving Volsted nightclub in London (10/2)
eant to post these last Friday but I got drunk instead. You could say Kate and I have a lot in common. We both like to drink heavily. We both wet our beds more often than not.* And we're both deathly afraid of butterflies.** She's basically my soul mate.
*assumed about Kate
**also assumed about Kate
Kate Moss in Ibiza (8/1)
Yep, twice. Her butt fell out and her boob fell out. For all you kids out there, there's a lesson to be learned here. And that lesson is Kate Moss is a whore.
Kate Moss topless! (Sardinia, Italy - 7/12)
I know I should be more excited about topless pics of a supermodel but, *yawn*. I think I've seen more of Kate not wearing a shirt than actually wearing one. A lot like my next door neighbor in that respect. That reminds me, she gets up early on Mondays. I've got a tree to climb!
Kate Moss is see through
That see-through thingy above is what Kate Moss wore to an art exhibition in Istanbul last night. According to the Daily Mail, Istanbul is 94% Muslim, so for wanting to be killed via flying rocks, I'd say Kate's dress is a home run.
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Bauer-Griffin
y penis is so confused. Pictures of topless supermodels are supposed to bring happiness and joy to my life. So why do I feel like I'm being punished with these Kate Moss pics? I think this is God's payback for the cookie jar incident when I was a little boy. Yep. Another kid was talking shit so I beat him to death with a cookie jar.
BONUS FACT: Kate Moss was born in 1974. Her breasts? 1939.
A lot more pictures of Kate Moss vacationing in the French Riviera after the jump...
Kate Moss is afraid ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty may sell two videotapes that document the couple's "unusual daily activities" *coughsextapecough*. The 33-year-old supermodel made a habit of taping everything Pete and her did together and now she's worried those tapes may fall into the wrong hands. A source told British tabloid The Sun:
"There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the Internet. Pete could do what he wants with them." Referring to the video clips previously posted online, the source adds, "If they made that public, just think what could be on the tapes they held back." (Source)
Why is Kate worried--no one wants to see her sex tape. If I wanted to see someone having sex with a skeleton, I'd hide in Joel Madden's closet for the night. All of which begs this question: since Nicole Richie looks dead, is Joel Madden considered a necrophiliac? Yes folks, these are the questions that keep me up at night.
Can we please stop calling Kate Moss a 'supermodel?' It waters down the greatness of the word. Someone really needs to come up with a new term for these cracked-out models polluting my Internet ... I vote me. How does 'backpagesofthesearscatalogmodel' sound to you guys? It just rolls off the tongue.
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Judging by these pictures taken of Kate Moss last night, she may be [allegedly] using drugs again. The supermodel left a dinner at the China Tang restaurant in London around 9:30 looking "calm and serious." While Kate lives just a short drive from the restaurant, she arrived home two-and-a-half hours later with her pants covered in a "mysterious" white powder. I haven't been a detective in some time--not since I was run out of that small town for my combination of big-city swagger and penchant for playing by own set of rules ... buuuuut I think these pictures speak for themselves. Or maybe she's just really into making chocolate chip cookies. Yayyy! Baking soda fight! Baking soda fight!
