Kate Moss

Kate Moss in St. Tropez (8/2)

According to Flynet, this is a topless Kate Moss jumping off a yacht yesterday in St. Tropez. What, is this some kind of joke? I think I know what Justin Bieber looks like.

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*46 Kate Moss topless pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Moss arriving back to her hotel in London (5/12)

Kate Moss was getting out of a cab Thursday night, and this may shock and surprise you, but she flashed her nipple to the paparazzi. I didn't post this on Friday out of respect for her privacy (not true, I was drunk). I went back and forth all weekend wrestling with the decision on whether to post this today (total lie), before finally deciding I would. Just know that I did not take this decision lightly (b(.)(.)bies!).

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*15 Kate Moss pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Moss leaving the Groucho Club in London (2/9)

This story would be so hot if you replaced the name "Kate Moss" with "Anyone Else." From News of the World:

BOOZED-UP bride-to-be Kate Moss bought NINE sex toys and went wild on an outrageous X-rated visit to a saucy Soho shop. Kate, 36, who fell over TWICE, kept yelling at the top of her voice: “I’m horny and I’m in a sex shop.”

An onlooker told us: “She was totally trolleyed and collapsed on the floor after looking at a popper called Rush which was opened in the shop. Then she started squirting strawberry flavour lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube.”

Usually the thought of a horny supermodel is a huge turn-on, but with Kate Moss it's almost as vomit-inducing as her index finger. The real reason she was probably shopping for sex toys is because no one wants to bang that bag of antlers. If a guy actually wanted to sleep with someone as skin and bones as Kate, he'd skip the drama of dating her and just find a chick with the same figure -- buried in a cemetery.

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Kate Moss leaving the Stella McCartney boutique in west London (7/3)

+ I can never get enough of Francois Boufhal's boobs [IDLYITW]

+ Lindsay Lohan has see-through boobs (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ North Korea can keep Justin Bieber [PopEater]
+ Elizabeth Banks upskirt shot [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ This chick is the hottest athlete of all time [2Leep]

+ Kendra's new book title sounds dirty [Kendra Wilkinson]
+ I WANT ONE OF THESE [College Humor]
+ Joseph Gordon-Levitt just got cooler [Socialite Life]
+ I love hot chicks [Double Viking]
+ Please die [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 8 pics of Mel Gibson keeping the black man down

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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty in 2007

What's worse than a long, boring, cramped international flight? A long, boring, cramped international flight with your ex-boyfriend sitting 10 feet away. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:

Kate Moss was left cringing on a flight to Ibiza, Spain, on Tuesday when her daughter ran over to the star's former lover, Pete Doherty, who was sat nearby, according to a report.

The Babyshambles rocker was heading to the Ibiza Rocks festival and, coincidentally, was on the same flight out of the U.K. as the supermodel, who he dated between 2005 and 2007. And the musician was left red-faced when Moss' young daughter, Lila, came running over to say hello, according to Britain's The Sun.

A source tells the publication, "Lila was excited because she hadn't seen Pete for ages. She was calling her mom over but Kate and Pete stayed in their seats and just acknowledged each other. They both looked extremely uncomfortable and spent the whole flight trying not to catch each other's eyes. When the flight landed Kate was ushered off and they did not speak."

What are the odds that you'd run into your ex while on a long international flight? Probably pretty damn good when you're both wealthy drug addicts who can't resist the siren's call of one of the world's premier party islands. A much more surprising story would have been if these two had run into each other at Rehab . . . I hear that place charges like $17 a drink. Highway robbery!

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Kate Moss out and about in London (5/5)

It's not easy being a fabulously wealthy supermodel. Just ask Kate Moss. From the Daily Mail:

Kate Moss must be thinking somebody has put a curse on her, after her home was flooded with sewage, causing an estimated £100,000 worth of damage. Items including furniture, expensive rugs, her shoe collection and several photographers by Mario Testino are believed to have been damaged beyond repair. And supermodel Kate, 36, may be forced to move to temporary accommodation after her basement pump seized up.

The incident occured less than a week after her house was robbed. It has been reported that her kitchen, lounge and outside decking area have been ruined by up to 18 inches of putrid water.

A source told the Daily Mirror: "Kate is absolutely gutted. Not only is her house a complete disaster zone with mud, gunge and sewage everywhere, she recently had some walls in Farrow & Ball paint at great expense."

Last week thieves broke into Kate's home and stole a Banksy painting worth £80,000. The burglary happened at around 4am when Moss was asleep. Her boyfriend Jamie Hince and mother Linda were also at home.

Do you think Kate even cares about the loss of her expensive rugs, photos, and shoes? Of course not. As long as her coke stash stayed dry, that's probably all she really cared about. Besides, dumping a bunch of rotting/stinking sewage into the house of a supermodel like Kate Moss is probably a dream come true for her -- now she won't have to rely on just her finger to help induce vomiting.

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Kate Moss is naked

If you haven't gotten your issue of Vogue Homme International yet in the mail, I hate to ruin the surprise for you, but Kate Moss is butt-ass naked in it. And as long as we're ruining surprises, Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze. And my lips really are that kissably soft.

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Lara Stone nude in LOVE magazine

So the fashion magazine LOVE came out with their annual Spring/Summer issue late last week and it's pretty damn awesome. Apparently their idea of fashion is hiring eight supermodels to take their clothes off so they can take pictures. The pictures are even awesomerer than that sounds. Wait, is that even a word? My English goes out the window when I try to autoerotically asphyxiate myself this early in the morning . . . um, I didn't mean to say that. Aw god dammit. I hope my mom isn't reading this.

FYI, here's the models in this issue, and a link to their pics:

Lara Stone (pics start here)
Daria Werbowy (pics start here)
Kate Moss (pics start here)
Jeneil Williams (pics start here)
Naomi Campbell (pics start here)
Amber Valletta (pics start here)
Kristen McMenamy (pics start here)
Natalia Vodianova (pics start here)

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Kate Moss leaving a friend's house in Notting Hill, London (2/4)

According to Flynet, that's Kate Moss "appearing rather worse for wear and unsteady on her feet as she leaves a private residence in Notting Hill just before 3am." Look at that flour on her pants. Besides Dina Lohan, who the hell bakes at 3 in the morning? I have a pretty big sweet tooth, but even I would never do that. Boy those English are weird.

Kate Moss topless! (Thailand - 1/6)

Just once I'd like to see this chick go to a beach and not whip out her saggy tits. I mean, you don't see me taking my shirt off at the beach. Nope, not with this barely rock hard six-pack. Why do I have to be so fat!

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