
Kate Moss bikini pics! (St. Barts - 12/18)
PICTURED: Kate Moss on the balcony of her hotel in St. Barts yesterday.
NOT PICTURED: Female breasts.
*25 Kate Moss pictures total in the gallery:


[Gwyneth Paltrow] put Kate [Moss] in her place in spectacular fashion at Sir Philip Green's 60th birthday party in Mexico during a bit of verbal sparring on the beach. And the put-down was straight out of a comedian's top drawer. A source said:Paltrow vs. Moss? This might have had a chance of stirring feelings in my dead soul about 20 years ago, but in 2012 this chick fight is about as relevant as following Calista Flockhart on MySpace by way of Blackberry. I'll break things down anyway since my lunch isn't here yet: In one corner we have an aging model who looks like she spent far too much time skiing the slopes of Mt. Cocaine; and in the other corner we have the most over-hyped actress of our generation who coincidentally also happens to be an insufferable cunt. I don't know about you, but Gwyneth isn't looking much better than Kate. So who do you root for? Why would you watch the fight? And most importantly, where the hell is my lettuce wrap?
"Gwyneth had gone for a jog on the beach before the big birthday bash. Kate was out for a walk, eating crisps, when Gwyneth ran past. Kate said, 'Oi, what you out jogging for?' Gwyneth fired back, 'So I don't look like you when I get old'. Kate was speechless for a second then spat back and threw some crisps at her. She said, 'Why don't you eat some fucking carbs!' The spat was the talk of the dinner. Everyone was having a giggle about it.



BOOZED-UP bride-to-be Kate Moss bought NINE sex toys and went wild on an outrageous X-rated visit to a saucy Soho shop. Kate, 36, who fell over TWICE, kept yelling at the top of her voice: “I’m horny and I’m in a sex shop.”Usually the thought of a horny supermodel is a huge turn-on, but with Kate Moss it's almost as vomit-inducing as her index finger. The real reason she was probably shopping for sex toys is because no one wants to bang that bag of antlers. If a guy actually wanted to sleep with someone as skin and bones as Kate, he'd skip the drama of dating her and just find a chick with the same figure -- buried in a cemetery.
An onlooker told us: “She was totally trolleyed and collapsed on the floor after looking at a popper called Rush which was opened in the shop. Then she started squirting strawberry flavour lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube.”


Kate Moss was left cringing on a flight to Ibiza, Spain, on Tuesday when her daughter ran over to the star's former lover, Pete Doherty, who was sat nearby, according to a report.What are the odds that you'd run into your ex while on a long international flight? Probably pretty damn good when you're both wealthy drug addicts who can't resist the siren's call of one of the world's premier party islands. A much more surprising story would have been if these two had run into each other at Rehab . . . I hear that place charges like $17 a drink. Highway robbery!
The Babyshambles rocker was heading to the Ibiza Rocks festival and, coincidentally, was on the same flight out of the U.K. as the supermodel, who he dated between 2005 and 2007. And the musician was left red-faced when Moss' young daughter, Lila, came running over to say hello, according to Britain's The Sun.
A source tells the publication, "Lila was excited because she hadn't seen Pete for ages. She was calling her mom over but Kate and Pete stayed in their seats and just acknowledged each other. They both looked extremely uncomfortable and spent the whole flight trying not to catch each other's eyes. When the flight landed Kate was ushered off and they did not speak."

Kate Moss must be thinking somebody has put a curse on her, after her home was flooded with sewage, causing an estimated £100,000 worth of damage. Items including furniture, expensive rugs, her shoe collection and several photographers by Mario Testino are believed to have been damaged beyond repair. And supermodel Kate, 36, may be forced to move to temporary accommodation after her basement pump seized up.Do you think Kate even cares about the loss of her expensive rugs, photos, and shoes? Of course not. As long as her coke stash stayed dry, that's probably all she really cared about. Besides, dumping a bunch of rotting/stinking sewage into the house of a supermodel like Kate Moss is probably a dream come true for her -- now she won't have to rely on just her finger to help induce vomiting.
The incident occured less than a week after her house was robbed. It has been reported that her kitchen, lounge and outside decking area have been ruined by up to 18 inches of putrid water.
A source told the Daily Mirror: "Kate is absolutely gutted. Not only is her house a complete disaster zone with mud, gunge and sewage everywhere, she recently had some walls in Farrow & Ball paint at great expense."
Last week thieves broke into Kate's home and stole a Banksy painting worth £80,000. The burglary happened at around 4am when Moss was asleep. Her boyfriend Jamie Hince and mother Linda were also at home.