Kate Moss on holiday in Cala Bassa, Ibiza (6/28)
+ Doutzen Kroes, half-naked, pimping cell phone [Drunken Stepfather]
+ A real life mother daughter duo that does porn. 'Murica [Brobible]
+ Cameron Diaz is going naked [IDLYITW]
+ Ashley Roberts' topless sunbathing [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Lindsay Lohan sued Grand Theft Auto V [The Superficial]
+ Oh fuck no [Guyism]
+ 10 Best Kate Upton Boob GIFs [Linkiest]
+ Damn Candice Swanepoel, y u so sexy? [moejackson]
+ "career" [Cele|bitchy]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Lana Del Rey in a bikini
*25 Kate Moss bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Moss in Jamaica (10/20)
Even though this isn't exactly newsworthy because she's topless at the beach more than she isn't, here's Kate Moss topless at the beach in Jamaica over the weekend. Kate has always fascinated me. Some days she looks like a supermodel; others, a cracked out-looking meth whore. She'll walk the runway in your couture dress, and then suck your dick for some change.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Kate Moss topless beach pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*35 Kate Moss pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, August 9
Kate Moss on vacation in Formentera, Spain (pics start here)
Eva Longoria at the Global Gift Gala in Marbella, Spain (pics start here)
Nicole Trunfio attending the premiere of Jobs in New York (pics start here)
Maria Menounos filming EXTRA in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Jonah Hill shopping with a friend in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Ali Larter and her husband Hayes MacArthur out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)
Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus at the premiere of Paranoia in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Barroso leaving dinner at Madeo in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Zooey Deschanel filming her show New Girl in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Sharon Osbourne leaving Claridge's Hotel in London (pics start here)
Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith celebrating their birthdays in Marbella, Spain (pics start here)
Ashley Tisdale and her new fiance Christopher French out and about in New York (pics start here)
*98 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Moss leaving Loulou's in Mayfair, London (6/18)
Kate Moss is celebrating her 40th birthday by putting on her birthday suit for Playboy. Which isn't really that big of a deal. I've seen Kate's boobs so many times I could pick them out of a lineup. "Yes, officer, the really tiny ones." From the New York Post:
Kate Moss is set to take it all off for Playboy. The British fashion model, known for her pin-thin androgynous body emblematic of the heroin-chic look of the '90s, is due to pose nude for the magazine's January issue. Web reports first surfaced earlier this year that she was going to pose in the buff for the iconic men's title. But last week, her hairstylist Oribe Canales let it slip that Moss in fact completed the shoot and that he was on set to style her hair. Moss is expected to appear on the January cover to coincide with Playboy's 60th anniversary and the beauty's own 40th birthday. Fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott shot her for the issue. We're also told Moss has commissioned artist Chuck Close to create a work based on the images from her Playboy session.It's a good thing that I'm totally into MILFs right now because had this story dropped last month, I'd be giving Kate quite the thrashing. I'm sure that no one in Kate's camp would disagree that she's about 20 years overdue on putting the hatchet wound on display, but better late than never, right? Wrong. If this issue comes out after my old lady phase is over, then believe you me, I'm gonna set fire to it. The world of nude modeling should be left to the 20-year-olds with big racks, smooth skin, and a little life in their eyes, not 40ish ex supermodels with famine tits and raging coke problems. Hugh, you have exactly one week to do right by me. Make it dirty.
*20 Kate Moss pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Moss leaving Little House private members club in Mayfair, London (6/12)
Here's some pics of Kate Moss that I never got around to posting last Friday, because why not cheap vodka for breakfast, lunch, and I don't remember what happened after that, but my pants smelled like urine when I woke up. Anyways, enough about me, back to drunk Kate Moss. Hah! Loser!
*15 Kate Moss drunk pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Moss is topless
Kate Moss had a little wardrobe malfunction while on a yacht off St. Tropez over the weekend. After her top fell off, she forgot to put it back on for eight hours. Oopsy. I hate when that happens.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Kate Moss topless pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*23 Kate Moss pictures total in the gallery:
Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at 34 restaurant in London (3/19)
If this fight somehow results in Gwyneth Paltrow getting knocked out by Kate Moss' cell phone within the next six months, I'll be the happiest man in the whole wide world. From The Sun:
[Gwyneth Paltrow] put Kate [Moss] in her place in spectacular fashion at Sir Philip Green's 60th birthday party in Mexico during a bit of verbal sparring on the beach. And the put-down was straight out of a comedian's top drawer. A source said:Paltrow vs. Moss? This might have had a chance of stirring feelings in my dead soul about 20 years ago, but in 2012 this chick fight is about as relevant as following Calista Flockhart on MySpace by way of Blackberry. I'll break things down anyway since my lunch isn't here yet: In one corner we have an aging model who looks like she spent far too much time skiing the slopes of Mt. Cocaine; and in the other corner we have the most over-hyped actress of our generation who coincidentally also happens to be an insufferable cunt. I don't know about you, but Gwyneth isn't looking much better than Kate. So who do you root for? Why would you watch the fight? And most importantly, where the hell is my lettuce wrap?
"Gwyneth had gone for a jog on the beach before the big birthday bash. Kate was out for a walk, eating crisps, when Gwyneth ran past. Kate said, 'Oi, what you out jogging for?' Gwyneth fired back, 'So I don't look like you when I get old'. Kate was speechless for a second then spat back and threw some crisps at her. She said, 'Why don't you eat some fucking carbs!' The spat was the talk of the dinner. Everyone was having a giggle about it.
*25 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery: