Kate Middleton


Princess Kate at the Only Connect charity in North London yesterday (L) and at the Oxford Spires Academy School in February (R)

Controversy has erupted across the pond (not really) after Princess Kate recycled an outfit to attend a charity concert in London yesterday. The royal was spotted in the same exact outfit -- shoes, clutch, and all -- at the Oxford School in February. Somebody might want to tell this chick she's married to the future King of England and designers are lining up to dress her. And more importantly, why do I know that the little purse thingy she's carrying is called a clutch? That's just gay, dude.

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Kate Middleton at the Sportsaid Athlete Workshop at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in London (10/18)

When not masquerading as the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton moonlights as a semi-pro volleyball player on the weekends. Okay not really, but she has a helluva of a bump set. In jeans and wedges, no less. Only a few months after birthing the future King of England. Misti May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh may have won three gold medals in a row in beach volleyball, but I'm pretty sure their vaginas can't create royalty. Edge: Middleton.

Wow.

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Great Britain has their future king

The Royal Baby is officially here. It's a boy. 8 pounds, 6 ounces. Officially born at 4:24 PM BST. Okay, now back to the important stuff like boobs.

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November 2012 (L); January 2012 (R)

Last week, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (aka Kate Middleton) attended a reception and dinner for the University of St. Andrews' 600th Anniversary WEARING THE EXACT SAME DRESS SHE WORE AT THE WAR HORSE PREMIERE IN JANUARY. And I'm wearing the exact same underwear I wore last week. Soul mates, baby!

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Kate Middleton at an evening reception hosted by the High Commissioner in Singapore (9/13)

Anyone up for a good royal nude scandal? Topless pics of Kate Middleton are being published today in the French magazine Closer. The pics were taken earlier this year while Kate and her husband Prince William vacationed at the Chateau d'Autet, a home owned by the Queen's nephew Viscount Linley in the South of France. From Closer:
Discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William. Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you've never seen ... and as you'll never see again!
It's hard to feel for Kate on this one. If she wanted privacy, she should have never married Prince William. Just like if I wanted women to judge me for my mind, I would have never entered that Hot Buns contest. But I did, so that's the burden my second place ribbon and I have to carry.

UPDATE: Found the topless pics. Check them out here, here, here, here, and here (NSFW)

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Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton watching Olympic Gymnastics at the North Greenwich Arena in London (8/5)

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Pippa Middleton and Kate Middleton in Ibiza in 2006

The Middleton sisters, Kate and Pippa, are pissed that four English papers published some old bikini pics of them from 2006, and have lodged a complaint with the UK's Press Complaints Commission. What's funny is I probably never would have posted the pictures had they not complained. Isn't it ironic . . . don't you think? From the Guardian:
The PCC said it had received a complaint, which it was now considering. Sources at the PCC indicated the complaint was on the grounds that the pictures breach the editors' code of practice by invading the Middletons' reasonable expectation of privacy.

Publication of the photographs follows pictures in three tabloids last Friday showing the Duchess of Cambridge wheeling a shopping trolley at the local Waitrose supermarket on Anglesey, where she and Prince William live in RAF quarters. Separate photographers received bylines in each paper, indicating she may have been confronted by a group. Newspapers have been warned not to identify the couple's home for security reasons.
Oh no, these poor innocent little girls. How could they have known that they'd be exposed to extreme media scrutiny once one of them married the future king of England? Sorry Pippa, your "reasonable expectation of privacy" went out the window once your sister put on that ring and you put on 20 pounds of facial foundation. I mean seriously, if I wanted to see a woman with that much covering on her face I'd watch a Peter North movie or download burqa porn.

*46 Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, April 20

Kate Middleton shopping on The Kings Road in London (pics start here)

Sarah Hyland filming Geek Charming in Vancouver (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes leaving her hotel in London (pics start here)

Beyonce and Jay-Z seen leaving The Hotel Meurice in Paris (pics start here)

Mischa Barton leaving the El Rey Theatre in L.A. (pics start here)

Alexa Chung arriving at Heathrow airport from L.A. (pics start here)

Russell Brand and his wife Katy Perry at the UK premiere of Arthur at the 02 Arena in London (pics start here)

AnnaLynne McCord arriving at Vancouver International Airport (pics start here)

Roselyn Sanchez out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Ashley Greene arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Benjamin Bratt and his wife Talisa Soto in Brentwood (pics start here)

Eva Mendes shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Hudson arriving at her hotel in London (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving a dry cleaners in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan leaving Toast in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, January 8 and Sunday, January 9

Jimmy Kimmel buying cold medicine at CVS in L.A. (pics start here)

Halle Berry leaving Laemmle Music Hall in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving at Nicole Richie's daughtger Harlow's birthday party at the Tree House Social Club in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katie Price (aka Jordan) signing autographs at Lakeside Shopping Centre in Essex, UK (pics start here)

Kate Middleton arriving at the wedding of Louise Stourton and Harry Aubrey-Fletcher in North Yorkshire, UK (pics start here)

Christian Bale arriving at the Writer's Guild of America in L.A. for a screening of The Fighter (pics start here)

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Amy Adams arriving at the Writer's Guild of America in L.A. for a screening of The Fighter (pics start here)

Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri Cruise leaving Whole Foods in Vancouver, Canada (pics start here)

Lisa Marie Presley arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Tom Cruise on the set of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol in Vancouver, Canada (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian arriving at Nicole Richie's daughtger Harlow's birthday party at the Tree House Social Club in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kate Hudson leaving Cafe Vida in Pacific Palisade (pics start here)

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