Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson bikini pics! (Miami - 4/10)

Like "women" and "voting," normally "ribs" and "bikinis" don't go together. But there's Kate Hudson in Miami on Saturday lounging by the pool eating ribs. Which is dangerous because Rosie O'Donnell still lives in Miami. And she's like a freaking bloodhound when it comes to sniffing out saturated fat. I've found that a good way to stay safe during a BBQ is to sprinkle some cayenne pepper around your property line. Throws off the scent.

*51 pics total in the gallery:

Goldie Hawn and Reese Witherspoon at the Brentwood Country Mart (3/19)

A-Rod is a cheater

Turns out A-Rod was cheating on Kate Hudson pretty much their entire relationship. With Elaine Spottswoood. No, really, I didn't make that name up. High School must have been a bitch for her. From In Touch Weekly:

It looked like Alex Rodriguez rebounded with 25-year-old design consultant Elaine Spottswood awfully quickly after his split with Kate Hudson — and it turns out that may be because the Yankee slugger already had the younger blonde on deck.

“Elaine and Alex have been romantic for a few months, since before he and Kate ended their relationship,” says an insider close to the couple, who met through friends a few years ago, but began heating up in November.

And apparently, A-Rod didn’t do much to hide his affections: According to one insider, he constantly texted Elaine, even while he was with Kate. In fact, as millions of viewers watched Kate and her family cheer Alex on during the World Series, he was secretly planning sexy dates with Elaine. “Kate is devastated and feels stupid,” says a friend of the actress. “She thought that she and Alex were moving toward marriage . . ."

Boning a guy for six months doesn't mean you're moving toward marriage. Settle down Kate.

"and all the while he was not taking the relationship as seriously as she was. She never would have imagined he would cheat on her.”

Before getting into a relationship with A-Rod, Kate should have heeded this famous old adage: once a cheater, always a cheater sports stars can never be faithful if you want to keep a man, make sure your chest isn't concave. Besides, if Kate had really wanted to get married, she should have done what most women do to trick their men into walking down the aisle: fake a pregnancy say you actually enjoy giving BJs. Lies!

Kate Hudson actually dumped Alex Rodriguez

So maybe it wasn't A-Rod that dumped Kate Hudson after all. According to Kate's publicist OK! magazine, Kate dumped A-Rod because "his heart still belongs to Madonna." I think she means that literally -- Madonna's trying to harvest the youthful lifeblood from it. She does the same thing with runaways. From the New York Daily News:

Starlet Kate Hudson dumped Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez after eight months because his heart still belongs to Madonna, OK! Magazine reported. Hudson warned A-Rod that if he continued talking to the Material Girl she would leave. She kept her promise when A-Rod kept calling and texting the singer.

"Kate was mad with jealousy," said a source. "She gave A-Rod three chances to stop contacting Madonna. How would you feel if your new boyfriend kept calling his ex?"

The source said it broke Hudson's heart but she didn't want to be "the other woman." "She said that if Madonna is what A-Rod wants then she can have him."

Hopefully A-Rod reacts to getting dumped by Kate Hudson in the same way that Owen Wilson did: by trying to commit suicide fading into obscurity. We shouldn't really be surprised that A-Rod preferred Madonna over Kate. The only type of woman less appealing than an aging hipster whose arms look like something out of an Eli Roth film is a whiny bitch who can't keep her mouth shut.*

*Today's guest writer for this post: Chris Brown

Kate Hudson out and about in Aspen (12/22)

Since she got dumped two weeks ago, Kate Hudson won't leave Alex Rodriguez alone. Awk-ward. From Betty Confidential:

Breaking up is hard to do. Just ask Kate Hudson, who has been leaving phone messages for her ex, Alex Rodriguez, frequently since they split earlier this month. An insider tells BettyConfidential that the Nine star has been reaching out to A-Rod but the Yankee third baseman isn’t taking her calls.

“Kate realizes now that she drove Alex away by being so pushy about marriage,’’ the source says. “She’s left him messages, but he hasn’t returned her calls. She wants to talk to him about how they can work it out without having to tie the knot.”

But Alex is telling friends that he’s moved on. According to the insider, A-Rod’s told pals that he’s not angry with Kate — he still has feelings for her — but he doesn’t believe that she would settle for anything less than marriage. “He thinks that after a month or two, she’ll start needling him about setting the date and he’s not ready to get married again."

Let this be a lesson to all the wannabe sports star groupies out there: There are only three things that'll drive away a world famous athlete faster than pushing for a wedding date: 1. Gaining five pounds, 2. Becoming a brunette, and 3. Insisting he wear a condom. If Kate's goal is to get a man to settle down with her, she only has to do one thing: get a boob job pregnant her vocal chords removed.

Kate Hudson leaving MTV Studios in New York (12/14)

Good new ladies and Tom Cruise, Alex Rodriguez is back on the market. According to Hollywood Life, Kate Hudson and him split up. Which mean he dumped Kate, since he's A-Rod and he's worth 900 gazillion dollars. From the blog:

Insiders tell us that A-Rod partied in Miami solo all weekend (and with other women!), while Kate was in New York promoting her new movie, Nine. A-Rod partied at Wall Lounge in the W Hotel Friday night, Dec. 11, "with two women," said our source. "He was acting VERY single, and Kate Hudson was definitely not there."  Another insider confirms that Alex was with other women in Miami.

The source also said, "Kate and A-Rod broke up." Reps for Kate and A-Rod haven’t gotten back to us, but our sources insist, "They are totally over."

I think this whole Tiger situation must have really opened A-Rod's eyes. If you're a famous athlete or blogger, why would you ever lock yourself down in a committed relationship? It's like buying a race car and then leaving it in your garage forever. Dammit, that race car needs to be out fucking supermodels and getting handjobs from the Paris Hiltons of the world. The only reason a guy like A-Rod should ever get married is if he has a poor memory and he's sick and tired of always having to remember a new chick's name every night. But that's why God invented name tags.

Kate Hudson leaving Gold's Gym in Venice (11/26)

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Kate Hudson out and about in Santa Monica (11/23)

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Kate Hudson out and about in Santa Monica (11/20)

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Kate Hudson bikini candids!

Kate Hudson in Malibu (July 2006)