Madonna at Veuve Clicquot’s Manhattan Polo Classic (5/30)
Actually, not really. But Kate certainly seemed to think she might get her ass beat (probably because
she's banging Madonna's ex, A-Rod). She did everything she could to avoid Madonna at Veuve Clicquot’s Manhattan Polo Classic on Saturday. From the
New York Daily News:
Hudson, who was most recently caught out with A-Rod at Hotel ZaZa in Dallas last week, arrived nearly an hour before Madonna. However, upon hearing about the Material Girl’s impending arrival at halftime, Hudson ceded her prime VIP real estate and booked it to the back of the tent; Madge took the seats she vacated.
"Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna," said one guest. "She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match." Said a second guest, "I didn’t even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna’s ex, I’d be scared, too!"
I don't see what Kate's so afraid of. I mean, it's not like Madonna could throw a semi-truck at her. Maybe a small SUV, but not a semi-truck. She needs to relax.
Kate Hudson bikini pics! Kate Hudson in Maui (Sept. 2006)
A-Rod's banging Kate Hudson Is A-Rod banging Kate Hudson? Sure why not. Kate was
all over him at a club in Miami last year. According to the
National Enquirer, their relationship has since gotten 100% . . .um . . . nakeder. Wait, is that even a word?
[Rodriguez and Hudson] first met at the reopening of the famed Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach and were snapped eyeballing each other at Yankee Stadium. Kate was in the stands. Alex in the field. Sources say A-Rod and Kate went for the grand slam at the Mustang Room on the Yupper East Side.
A bartender "was asking patrons not to go in the back room around 1 a.m. because A-Rod and Kate Hudson were back there making out", a source divulged.
Another staffer confirmed their presence at the watering hole.
How on Earth does Kate Hudson keep hooking up with such high profile dudes? Granted, most guys would bang almost any famous chick* -- but with a face like hers and a chest that's concave, there can only be three reasons why guys keep falling for her: 1. She can suck a ping pong ball through a straw, 2. Her vagina tastes like ice cream, or 3. The back of her head has a subscription to DirectTV's NBA League Pass.
*The evidence? Both Roseanne Barr and Sarah Jessica Parker have a kid.
Kate Hudson has a nice house Kate Hudson's beach house in Malibu
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
Kate Hudson bikini pics! Kate Hudson in Cancun, Mexico (Sept. 2006)
Kate Hudson at LAX last year. So hot!Because why wouldn't you build a stripper pole in your bathroom? From
Us Weekly:
"She's so proud of it," said the insider. "She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It's kind of amazing and totally sexy."
Sexy enough to keep on-again, off-again boyfriend Owen Wilson around? Hudson did spend the afternoon of Feb. 7 at Wilson's Malibu estate. But aerobic striptease has its risks. Hudson suffered two pole dancing-related injuries in 2006 — a pulled muscle in her leg and a friction burn on her arm — while gyrating for then-husband Chris Robinson. (Source)
Unfortunately for Kate, she's missing the most important criteria for being a stripper:
kid out of wedlock,
touchy-feely uncle,
college tuition bills, tits. I mean, if I wanted to see a half-naked 14-year-old, I'd watch Roman Polanski's home movies. Hopefully one day Kate will realize that it's not her body people like most about her . . . it's her mom's.*
*40 years ago
Kate Hudson in Malibu (2/11)
+ A little something for the [teen] ladies [
Just Jared]
+
Photoshoppers earn overtime at Playboy [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Olga Kurylenko is Secret Agent Sexy [Egotastic!]
+ Terrence Howard calls Chris Brown a "great guy" [
F-Listed]
+ Hilary Duff upskirt pic [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ I'm in love [
Popoholic]
+ Luize Altenhofem is naked [
Holy Taco]
+ Chris Brown may face attempted murder charge? [
Bossip]
+ Who will Jimmy Kimmel be f*cking this year? [
Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kate Hudson bikini pics!Kate Hudson in Malibu (July 2006)
Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway on the set of Bride Wars (5/28/08)
Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway's new flick
Bride Wars debuted at #2 over the weekend, taking home a respectable $21.5 million. Boring. Waaaaay more interesting: Bitches hate each other! From the
Chicago Sun Times:
A production staffer who worked on the film claims the nastiness in
many of the actresses' fight scenes ''didn't require all that much
acting. ... They really didn't get along all that well. I think these are two such different women.
Anne is more of an intellectual and Kate comes off as something of a
dizzy lightweight. ... It's hard to believe those two would have
anything in common,'' [the source also claimed] she overheard both women making
catty comments about the other.
(Source)
Anne should consider herself lucky that she and her costar didn't get along on set. Especially since three of Kate's most publicized relationships have ended in tragic loss: 1. Chris Robinson (Kate's ex-husband), lost his career. 2. Owen Wilson (Kate's ex-boyfriend),
lost his blood. 3. Goldie Hawn (Kate's mom), lost all feeling in her face.
Kate HudsonKate Hudson in Aspen (12/28)
