Kate Hudson bikini pics! (Miami - 2/26)
Here's mother-of-two Kate Hudson looking surprisingly good in a bikini yesterday in Miami. I say "surprisingly" because it's scientific fact that women with small breasts don't have souls, but she still somehow manages to pull it off.
Bravo,
Kate.
Bravo.
*35 Kate Hudson pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Hudson bikini pics! (6/25)
Kate Hudson is currently on vacation in St. Tropez, and yesterday -- after a brutal "luxury shopping trip" -- she was spotted lounging on a yacht. And then later that night, she just sat around and burned 100 dollar bills while laughing maniacally. Why? Because why the fuck not? You sound poor. Ew.
*30 Kate Hudson bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Hudson leaving the 45 Park Lane Hotel in London (9/23)
Unlike Kelly Brook, Kate Hudson
did flash her crotch as she was getting into a car in London last week. Wow. You'd think after 15+ years in show business, Kate would have figured out how to avoid the ol' paparazzi crotch flash. You know, because a person tends to learn things after years of experience. For example, I almost never get caught masturbating at the park anymore.
NOTE: To see the uncensored
Kate Hudson pics, click any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*10 Kate Hudson pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.
This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:
*171 Costume Institute Gala pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Hudson at the Park Hotel in Buenos Aires, Argentina (4/2)
And yes, calling a woman who says she hates having big boobs a "terrorist" is a perfectly reasonable response. From
The Sun:
PREGNANT movie star KATE HUDSON says she "hates" having bigger boobs. The actress's chest has grown while she is expecting her first child with MUSE rocker MATT BELLAMY.
Kate, 31, said: "I hate it. I'm usually an A cup and I'm getting close to a D cup. Big breasts are fun for certain things but not others. I love fashion, and having big breasts is not ideal for certain looks. They are way more fun when you are not wearing your clothes. Then, they are a blast!"
Claiming that she's usually an A cup is a bit of a stretch for Kate. I believe the proper term is
concave. And the fact that she's complaining about having bigger boobs is just a ridiculous cry for attention. Kate should just shut her mouth and enjoy her new figure. Because in a couple of months, she'll be back to looking like what she normally looks like:
a boy 8.
*5 Kate Hudson pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Saturday, March 19 and Sunday, March 20
Kate Hudson [and her ex-husband
Chris Robinson] at her son Ryder's little league game in Malibu (
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Julie Bowen on the set of
Modern Family in L.A. (
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Eva Mendes arriving at LAX airport (
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Stacy Keibler arriving at the Staples Center in L.A. (
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Demi Moore at the Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood (
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LeAnn Rimes and
Eddie Cibrian arriving at LAX airport (
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Jason Statham and his girlfriend
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shopping at Maxfield in Malibu (
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Amy Adams leaving Starbucks in Beverly Hills (
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Brooke Mueller leaving Il Cielo Restaurant in Beverly Hills (
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Heidi Klum shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (
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Orlando Bloom arriving at LAX airport (
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Rihanna leaving Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica (
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Erica Durance at the
Smallville wrap party at the Vancouver Club in Vancouver, Canada (
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*120 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Hudson leaving Cafe Vida in Pacific Palisades (1/7)
Us Weekly revealed this morning that Kate Hudson -- whose been dating Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy for the past nine months -- is pregnant. And it's his! Oh yeah, I guess that was sorta implied.
A source confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday, that Kate Hudson, 31, is 14 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy's baby.
"It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it," the source reveals to Us.
Thanks
Us Weekly for confirming that Kate's baby was an accident. Nothing builds self-esteem better in a kid than finding out that the whole world knew you were an accident 6 months before you were even born. I just hope that when this kid turns 7 and tries out for Little League,
Us doesn't run an article about how Kate Hudson's son "throws like a fag."
*5 Kate Hudson pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Hudson in Nice, France (7/20)
There's been speculation over the past few months that Kate Hudson got [tiny] implants. Did she? I don't know, but there she is on a yacht in Nice earlier this week lifting up her shirt so you can kinda see her little boobies. Yay, boobies! In related news, I can't believe I have a god damn college degree. From a good school, too. *hangs head in shame*
*19 photos total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz leaving Le Colonial restaurant in New York (4/21)
Background: Kate Hudson
dated Alex Rodriguez last year. According to gay dudes and chicks who know nothing about sports, Kate was Alex's good luck charm in the World Series and a big reason the Yankees defeated the Phillies in six games. But A-Rod eventually tired of Kate and
dumped her ass so he could hook up with other average-looking chicks. Like Kate's arch nemesis
Cameron Diaz. Oh no she di'int! From
Us Weekly:
The new issue of Us Weekly reports that Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz are locked in a bitter battle over Alex Rodriguez. An insider believes Diaz is bedding Rodriguez as a form of retaliation after Hudson hooked up with Justin Timberlake in January 2007 -- just two days after the couple of four years split. "Kate thinks it's payback, pure and simple," the insider says.
And Hudson's not 100 percent wrong. Says a Diaz pal, "Cameron was actually in a serious long-term relationship with Justin. She thinks it's a joke Kate would be mad. Kate is only upset because she hates being single." In an effort to hold on to Rodriguez, one source even contends that Hudson got breast implants post split to appeal to the Yankee's preference for "busty women."
Two women fighting over a man is just pathetic . . . unless that fight involves jello, an inflatable pool, and my video camera. Kate and Cameron should just do what most women their age in the U.S. do when they're lonely for companionship:
get a cat join Match.com become a high school teacher. By the way, dating Cameron and Kate doesn't exactly confirm the claim that A-Rod likes "busty women." It confirms that he likes his women flatter than a six-day-old can of Sprite.
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Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson at the premiere of
The Killer Inside Me at the 9th Annual Tribeca Film Festival in New York (4/27)
*35 pics total in the gallery:
Eva Longoria had a wardrobe malfunction
Rachel Bilson needs more sunscreen
The past four days of Jessica Alba's vacation in St. Barts, a journey in pictures
So Hayden Panettiere definitely has implants
Kate Beckinsale did the Jessica Alba pose
Justin Bieber made $6,200/hour last year
That kid from One Direction has good taste in women
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