Kate Hudson and Alexander Rodriguez (not pictured) leaving Houston's restaurant in Coral Gables, FL (10/12)
They really really like sex. Shock! No, really,
Us Weekly actually wrote a story about that:
Apparently, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is a homerun in the bedroom. That's what girlfriend Kate Hudson has been telling close pals, according to the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now).
"They love sex!" a pal tells Us Weekly of the pair who began dating in May. "They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents."
How is it possible these two enjoy having sex with each other? Banging Kate Hudson is a lot like listening to a high school orchestra: both are flat and would be better off just keeping quiet. And sleeping with A-Rod can't be fun either . . . especially when he's just staring at himself in the ceiling mirror. Regardless, Kate must have something incredible between her legs since she keeps
driving men crazy -- I'm guessing it's either a TV remote or bacon. Mmmmm . . . bacon.
Minka Kelly does not like Kade Hudson Mmmmmm . . . chick fight.
Tasty. From the
New York Post:
The Yankees' wives and girlfriends have been banned from trashing Kate Hudson after Page Six revealed there was coldness between her and Derek Jeter's squeeze, Minka Kelly. We told how low-key Kelly disapproved of Hudson's antics including cheering wildly from the front row and smooching A-Rod all over town. A source said, "The Yankees told the girls to be careful who they spoke to about Kate. They are concerned about the ramifications for the players."
Minka and Kate should settle their differences like ancient gladiators. Except, instead of fighting in a huge arena, they should fight in an inflatable pool filled with Crisco. And instead of fighting against each other with weapons, they should make out. Of course I'd volunteer to be the no-nonsense referee that issued rulings with a firm hand . . . but that would just be for spankings.
Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez leaving a restaurant in Newport Beach (7/12)
They've only been
dating for a few months but Kate Hudson has already moved into Alex Rodriguez's apartment in New York. In "don't read anything into this next statement" news, Alex makes a hundred cajillion dollars a year. From
In Touch Weekly:
Kate Hudson is shacking up with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez! "Kate’s always at his New York apartment, even on the days when he’s on the road. She’s made herself quite comfortable in his life. She’s met his oldest daughter and her son likes Alex,” says a friend of Alex, 34, who has two kids with ex-wife Cynthia and has already hung out with Kate’s 5-year-old, Ryder. "Kate has become very serious about him." And she’s ready for the next step as well: Even though the couple has only been dating for five months, Kate, 30, is hearing wedding bells. “Kate seems to feel that she’s the next Mrs. Rodriguez,” adds the insider. "But it’s unlikely that it’s headed toward marriage for him. He’s taking it slow and seeing where it goes."
Kate can't become the next "Mrs. Rodriguez" - she's missing Alex's favorite feature on a mate: 20-inch biceps. Besides, Alex should know by now that dating Kate Hudson can lead to
career suicide. Why so many famous dudes date Kate in the first place is still a mystery to me. Some say it's because she's attractive. Others say it's because she's rich. I say it's because she has what most guys look for in a mate:
a big mouth.
Kate Hudson bikini candids! Kate Hudson in Malibu (July 2006)
Madonna at Veuve Clicquot’s Manhattan Polo Classic (5/30)
Actually, not really. But Kate certainly seemed to think she might get her ass beat (probably because
she's banging Madonna's ex, A-Rod). She did everything she could to avoid Madonna at Veuve Clicquot’s Manhattan Polo Classic on Saturday. From the
New York Daily News:
Hudson, who was most recently caught out with A-Rod at Hotel ZaZa in Dallas last week, arrived nearly an hour before Madonna. However, upon hearing about the Material Girl’s impending arrival at halftime, Hudson ceded her prime VIP real estate and booked it to the back of the tent; Madge took the seats she vacated.
"Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna," said one guest. "She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match." Said a second guest, "I didn’t even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna’s ex, I’d be scared, too!"
I don't see what Kate's so afraid of. I mean, it's not like Madonna could throw a semi-truck at her. Maybe a small SUV, but not a semi-truck. She needs to relax.
Kate Hudson bikini pics! Kate Hudson in Maui (Sept. 2006)
A-Rod's banging Kate Hudson Is A-Rod banging Kate Hudson? Sure why not. Kate was
all over him at a club in Miami last year. According to the
National Enquirer, their relationship has since gotten 100% . . .um . . . nakeder. Wait, is that even a word?
[Rodriguez and Hudson] first met at the reopening of the famed Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach and were snapped eyeballing each other at Yankee Stadium. Kate was in the stands. Alex in the field. Sources say A-Rod and Kate went for the grand slam at the Mustang Room on the Yupper East Side.
A bartender "was asking patrons not to go in the back room around 1 a.m. because A-Rod and Kate Hudson were back there making out", a source divulged.
Another staffer confirmed their presence at the watering hole.
How on Earth does Kate Hudson keep hooking up with such high profile dudes? Granted, most guys would bang almost any famous chick* -- but with a face like hers and a chest that's concave, there can only be three reasons why guys keep falling for her: 1. She can suck a ping pong ball through a straw, 2. Her vagina tastes like ice cream, or 3. The back of her head has a subscription to DirectTV's NBA League Pass.
*The evidence? Both Roseanne Barr and Sarah Jessica Parker have a kid.
Kate Hudson has a nice house Kate Hudson's beach house in Malibu
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
Kate Hudson bikini pics! Kate Hudson in Cancun, Mexico (Sept. 2006)
Kate Hudson at LAX last year. So hot!Because why wouldn't you build a stripper pole in your bathroom? From
Us Weekly:
"She's so proud of it," said the insider. "She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It's kind of amazing and totally sexy."
Sexy enough to keep on-again, off-again boyfriend Owen Wilson around? Hudson did spend the afternoon of Feb. 7 at Wilson's Malibu estate. But aerobic striptease has its risks. Hudson suffered two pole dancing-related injuries in 2006 — a pulled muscle in her leg and a friction burn on her arm — while gyrating for then-husband Chris Robinson. (Source)
Unfortunately for Kate, she's missing the most important criteria for being a stripper:
kid out of wedlock,
touchy-feely uncle,
college tuition bills, tits. I mean, if I wanted to see a half-naked 14-year-old, I'd watch Roman Polanski's home movies. Hopefully one day Kate will realize that it's not her body people like most about her . . . it's her mom's.*
*40 years ago
