Kate Gosselin signing books at the 2009 California Women's Conference in Long Beach (10/26)
If you waited in line Monday for Kate Gosselin to sign your copy of
Multiple Blessings: Surviving to Thriving with Twins and Sextuplets, congratulations, I fucking hate you.
Kate Gosselin leaving Susquehanna Bank in Reading, PA (10/13)
According to legend, if you stand in front of a mirror in the dark and say Kate Gosselin's name three times, she'll appear. I did it last Halloween and scared the shit out of my little brother!
Kate Gosselin outside her home in Reading, PA (10/4)
+
Eva Amurri's huge boobs, now in movie form [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Today's Meredith admits she's a horny old woman [
PopEater]
+ Jon Gosselin has an ill-fitting suit [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Abi Titmuss boob slip (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Aaron Carter is not tapping that ass [
DailyFill]
+ Prank gone terribly terribly wrong [
College Humor]
+ Rejected
Playboy cartoon covers [
Holy Taco]
+ Jaime Pressly bikini pics from Mexico [
Newstoob]
+ Ohmigod, square nipples! [
Double Viking]
LIST OF THE DAY:
Top 25 Horror Movie Kills
Jon Gosselin leaving Crustacean restaurant in Beverly Hills (9/30)
After
being axed from his
TLC reality show, Jon Gosselin is fighting back the only way he can. He's taking his ball and going home. From
CBS:
On "The Early Show" Thursday, Lara Spencer, host of "The Insider," said Jon is apparently attempting to, in effect, shut-down production on the show by denying permission to videotape his children.
"'The Insider' can exclusively reveal that Jon Gosselin, though his attorney, Mark J. Heller, is demanding production of the show be halted," Spencer says. "In two letters to TLC lawyers, dated September 29, 2009, Gosselin demands the network cease and desist production and leave his property. To quote one of the letters, Jon's attorney writes, "Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon's family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers.' "
Spencer adds that Gosselin and his lawyer tell "The Insider' exclusively that Jon and Kate both own the property where the show is being shot. Jon has joint custody of the kids and is able to make decisions about their welfare. He deemed it was not in the best interest of the children's welfare to continue with production of the show."
I think I've come up with a solution that will satisfy all parties involved. Trade Jon to another reality show on another network. I think he's a perfect fit for Animal Planet's new show
Men Running For Their Lives From Hungry Tigers.
Jon Gosselin out and about in New York (9/28)
Guess which
now-unemployed douche bag wants to stop divorce proceedings and make up with his wife? Aw fuck, I guess the picture kind of gave it away. If you didn't guess Jon Gosselin, congratulations, you're an idiot. From
In Touch Weekly:
"He woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and didn’t like the reflection," Jon’s attorney, Mark Jay Heller, tells In Touch. "He realized he’d made some bad choices."
Jon and Kate were due to be officially divorced by the end of November — but now he claims he’s had a serious change of heart. "I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]," Jon tells In Touch exclusively. "I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon."
After the interview with
In Touch was over, Jon found a nearby bathroom, sat down, and peed.
Jon Gosselin at his home in Reading, PA (8/13)
Jon Gosselin has been dropped from
Jon & Kate Plus 8. TLC made the announcement earlier this morning. From
People:
In a stunning announcement, TLC said Tuesday morning that as of Nov. 2 Jon Gosselin would no longer appear on the popular reality series Jon & Kate Plus 8 — and the program would undergo a name change, to simply Kate Plus 8.
“Given Jon’s recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on,” a source close to Jon Gosselin tells PEOPLE.
I know this is sad news for you John fans, but don't worry, you can still catch him starring in the
Jon & Kate spin-off,
Jon & Douchy Ed Hardy Shirts Plus 87, every night in front of his closet mirror.
And let us never speak of these monsters again.
UPDATE: Roman Polanski just said John's daughter Cara is "kinda cute." She's 8. What a prick.
Kate Gosselin (and Jon) taking her 8 kids to school in Reading, PA (8/28)
+ Ashlee Simpson supposedly caught Pete Wentz cheating [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Ivy League Boobies! (
NSFW) [
College Humor]
+
Whitney Port has chicken legs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Megan Fox will never do nudity :( [
The Superficial]
+
Audrina Patridge whores it up for Maxim [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kim Cattrall is hideous [
Dlisted]
+ Why is Ali Lohan wearing an old lady dress? [
moejackson]
+ Lily Allen will suck your blood [
The Blemish]
+ Are Kate Hudson and A-Rod engaged? [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Padma Lakshmi at her absolute hottest [
CityRag]
+ The glasses are almost as big as her boobs [
Double Viking]
+ The most most fucked up movie premises of all time [
Pajiba]
+ J.Lo pokies [
Derek Hail]
Kate Gosselin leaving CNN studios in L.A. (8/25)
Hugh Hefner is offering celebrated baby-maker Kate Gosselin hundreds of thousands of dollars to show her ta tas. No thanks. From the
New York Daily News:
The octomom is said to have received a $400,000 offer from Hef to take it all off for Playboy, but she doesn't plan to reveal her lady bits in the nudie mag.
"Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away!" a source told Star Magazine. "She didn't think it was appropriate because of the children."
Despite being "proud of the way she looks," Kate was baffled by the offer.
So basically, if you're in the news,
Playboy's going to offer you money to pose naked. Sweet Jesus, I hope Rosie O'Donnell doesn't go on a mass killing spree or something. *shudders*
NOTE TO KATE: Lindsay Lohan was offered
twice as much money to pose. Kill yourself.
Kate Gosselin at her home in Reading, PA (8/29)
+
Mel B has some big ol' boobies [Drunken Stepfather]
+ 25 drunk animals [
Holy Taco]
+ Don't you have to have talent to judge talent? [
Just Jared]
+ Katie Price has a saggy ass [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Update: Blake Lively still has sexy legs [
moejackson]
+ Courteney Cox at her cougar best [
Popoholic]
+ Hooters's girls show off their triple d's [
Heyman Hustle]
+ Kevin Smith is not much of a gentleman [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Megan Fox says she's schizophrenic [
Cele|bitchy]
Jon & Kate Plus 8 Plus 2 Horny Dogs Above are Jon and Kate Gosselin's two dogs, Shoka and Nahla, humping yesterday at the family home in Reading, Pennsylvania. Shoka and Nahla are brother and sister. Of course they are. They're Gosselins. There's nothing normal about this family whatsoever -- they're freaks. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if it came out that either Jon or Kate was a crazy serial killer. Did you know that of five TLC cameraman that worked on the first season of
Jon & Kate Plus 8, only four are still working today . . . *plays creepy
Twilight Zone theme song* . . . I mean, I guess he could have quit, but still,
he might be buried under the house.
