Kate Bosworth in Beverly Hills (10/19)
Coldplay's Chris Martin may be cheating on his wife with Kate Bosworth, which isn't really that surprising since his wife is a succubus. From
Star:
The Internet is already abuzz with Star's exclusive story about Coldplay frontman Chris Martin's hot make-out session with a beautiful blonde who wasn't Gwyneth Paltrow. In fact, the Brit singer was locking lips with his better half's good friend, Kate Bosworth!
"I couldn't believe my eyes," an eyewitness tells Star in our Nov. 16 issue. "There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!"
This isn't fair. Kate is 26, gorgeous, and seems like a really cool chick to sit down at the local pub and have a pint of Guinness with. Gwyneth is 37, whiny, and doesn't drink beer unless it's from her favorite brewery in the charming little city of Kuala Terengganu, Malaysia, that she spent a few nights in during the summer of 2008 and oh my gosh you simply must visit especially during the amazing Thaipusam Festival that takes place at the end of January seriously why haven't you gone yet. I imagine making out with Gwyneth would be a lot like making out with fire.
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The Costume Institute Gala was sexy Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night
dressed like a
complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures
on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):
Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson
Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.
Kate Bosworth bikini pics!Kate Bosworth in Maui (April 2007)
Kate Bosworth and James Rousseau at The Grove in L.A. (12/18)
If not, she has some serious 'splaining to do about her romantic dinner with director Ryan Kavanaugh last month in Malibu while her boyfriend James Rousseau was in Australia. A witness told the
National Enquirer:
"Kate and Ryan definitely looked like a couple during their romantic dinner. Ryan leaned over the table and whispered to Kate, and she blushed and giggled. Kate was eating it up -- it was apparent she was enjoying his attention. It took nearly five hours to finish, and they were the last couple to leave the restaurant around 1 a.m."
After dinner, a driver dropped off Kate and Ryan at his Malibu home, according to the eyewitness. (Print Edition - 1/12)
Note to all guys: If it takes you five hours to close the deal on a sushi dinner date, you're better off getting a hooker. They're less expensive, you don't have to listen to them talk, and when you're done you can politely show them the door . . . at 55 MPH.
NOTE: Not that you care, but I'm not really a huge fan of Kate Bosworth -- whenever she comes on TV, I hit the mute button.*
*And then unbutton my pants and play slow jazz
Kate Bosworth bikini pics!Kate Bosworth in Maui (May 2007)
Leo DiCaprio and Kate Bosworth hooked up
Apparently forgetting that he's dating über-piece-of-ass Bar Refaeli, Leo DiCaprio got "extremely cozy" wtih Kate Bosworth earlier this week at Bardot nightclub in Hollywood. An eyewitness told Star magazine:
"Kate was all over Leo. Her body language suggested that she wanted to be more that just friends and wasn't worried who saw. They spent the entire night together side by side, intimately whispering in each others ears and squeezing each other tight. Leo and Kate acted as if there was no one else in the club. She was making sure his focus was solely on her and the black skintight dress she was wearing certainly helped. When the club closed at 2am, Leo and Kate left with the rest of [his group of friends] to keep the party going elsewhere." (Source)
There's no way this story is true. Why would Leo lower his standards? The fact is that once you've traveled super elite first class (Bar), there's no going back to regular first class (Kate). For example, after discovering the joys of high school seniors, you'll never see me date another college freshman again. No way, I have too much self respect. So seriously Leo, for the love of god, quit slumming it with nine-and-a-halfs when you have a ten at home.
[WENN]
