Kat Von D

Kat Von D out and about in L.A. (11/8)

I'm joking with that headline of course. They're acting exactly like you'd expect two mentally unstable reality stars to act. Oops, "mentally unstable" and "reality star" may be a little redundant. From Star:

[Jesse James] and his ex-fiancee [Kat Von D] have already declared war over the $50,000, four-carat platinum and diamond Neil Lane engagement ring he bought her last January: "Now that he and Kat are totally broken up, Jesse wants the ring back," says the insider. "The money he paid for it obviously isn't going to make or break him, but Jesse's always been a tightwad."

But Kat is clawing back! "She won't return the ring to Jesse, and she's not budging. She says she deserves it for putting up with him!" (Print Edition - 12/12)

The poser is mad at the phony over a ring, did I get it right? I'd love to give an honest assessment about these two, but they're so "reality TV" that I'm not sure if they're even real people. What can I say about Katherine Drachenberg that any of you would care about? It's not 2008 anymore. She was interesting until we got to know her, now she's just another personality black hole with a lot of sloppy ink. What can I say about Jesse James? Oh yeah, he's not related to the cool Jesse James. That, and a $40,000 ring will break him financially. Besides that, I got nothin'. More than a dozen TV shows combined, and I'm still waiting for either one to say something remotely noteworthy. Honestly? I've invested more emotion in peeling off Band-Aids.

*5 Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery:

Kat Von D out and about in West Hollywood (10/31)

Kat Von D revealed yesterday on her facebook page that "never have I felt so strong about True Love, than I do today." I don't know, I guess she must really like Sundays. She then segued her feelings about love into a revelation that her ex-fiance Jesse James cheated on her with 19 different women (and counting):

"Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year ... Sure, its easy to tell someone, 'I told you so' especially if you're criticizing someone from the outside, but that attitude comes from a place called Ego, and not Love. I know I deserve a big fat  'I told you so,' from everyone, and wish I didn't have to say, 'You all were more right than you'll ever know' but you were."

I really feel for Kat on this. If only there had been some indication -- anything -- that Jesse was this type of guy. She was totally bamboozled. Sort of like that time I put on my lucky red shirt and went for a walk through Watts and got shot at. "What the heck is going in here?" I thought to myself.

*15 Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery:

Jesse James and Kat Von D split up

If Sandra Bullock is looking to reconcile with the ex-love of her life, I've got some great news for her: he's single! From Life & Style:

Almost five months after announcing their engagement, Jesse James and Kat Von D have decided to put a pause on their relationship. Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Jesse has confirmed the split to friends. "That's what he's telling pals," an insider tells Life & Style. "He says there's too much drama for him."

Recently, the two have been taking to Twitter to air out their frustrations, and many believe their tweets have been directed at each other. "I guess I was trying to take too much from the world. Funny how things go from amazing to s--t in the blink of an eye," Jesse tweeted on June 5. "I have no regrets," Kat tweeted the same day.

Wow, what a surprise. Who'd have predicted that a guy who ditched his wife for a cheap floozy would have a hard time staying in a long term relationship? Frankly, Kat should have known from the very beginning that this wasn't going to work out. She apparently likes her men to be married, and he apparently likes his women to be on a rotation. In the end, let's just pray this upstanding and morally sound couple are able to live in happiness. Or a house that's on fire. Definitely one of those two.

*30 Jesse James and Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 22

Kat Von D leaving Rite Aid in L.A. (pics start here)

Tina Fey filming 30 Rock in New York (pics start here)

Carrie Underwood at the "All Together Now: A Celebration of Service" tribute To George H.W. Bush at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Petra Nemcova outside Dancing With The Stars studio in Hollywood (pics here)

Taylor Swift arriving at her hotel in London (pics start here)

Michelle Trachtenberg shopping in New York (pics start here)

Ben Affleck arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kate Winslet outside her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus and her sister Noah Cyrus at the Beverly Center (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt arriving at a salon in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Ellen Page at the premiere of Super in Hollywood (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Jesse James and Kat Von D leaving Urth Caffé in Hollywood (9/4)

Is Jesse James' new girlfriend Kat Von D pregnant? If you believe random Internet speculation without any proof whatsoever, you better believe it buddy. From In Touch Weekly:

The buzz started following Kat’s Wonderland Gallery opening on September 2, when Kat and Jesse, 41, posed together on the red carpet for the first time since they began dating. Holding hands and kissing each other throughout the event, Kat and Jesse seemed unusually anxious to go public with their romance. “I’m so happy,” a glowing Kat told In Touch, adding that she has met Jesse’s kids, Chandler, 15, Jesse Jr., 12, and Sunny, 6, and that she and the Monster Garage star are definitely more than just friends. “Yeah, we’re together — duh,” she laughed. “He inspires me every day to wake up and do my best.” As enthusiastic as Kat was, though, it was her appearance that really raised eyebrows. The 28-year-old sported what appeared to be a baby bump — and that, coupled with her admission that she is in love with Jesse and that he may be “the one” — sparked talk that, just weeks into their relationship, the tattooed pair may be expecting.

Are we supposed to believe that a man who completely covered his body in tattoos, allowed his personal life to become tabloid fodder, and is apparently more racist than a drunken Mel Gibson didn't have the good sense to practice safe sex? Well I never! What are you going to tell me next, that the stork didn't deliver me to the hospital 29-years-ago? Bullshit I say!

NOTE: Ten bucks their baby looks like this before its 1st birthday.

*22 Jesse James and Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery:

Jesse James and Kat Von D at Pinches Tacos in West Hollywood (9/4)

Kat Von D emerged from the cave she must have been hiding in during the whole Sandra Bullock scandal to reveal to People that she's in love with Jesse James. Awww, isn't biker love so sweet? From the mag:

"Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love," Kat told People at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood on Thursday.

Asked if she thinks the motorcycle mogul, who accompanied Von D to the gallery opening, is "The One" for her, she answered, "I believe he is, so yeah."

And although James recently finalized his divorce from Sandra Bullock after he admitted to cheating on her, Von D says the drama of his personal life didn't cause her to hesitate.

"I stayed away from that as much as possible, and when we connected recently, it was such a positive thing," she says. "It was just like, 'Wow, I can't believe I haven't spent this much time with you the entire time I've known you.' Now I'm just embracing it and enjoying it."

Kat Von D is in love with the world's most famous adulterer? Who would have thought that a woman that covered her entire body with ink would have such poor judgment? Of course the two of them going out isn't really a big surprise. Jesse likes his women to be covered in tattoos, and Kat apparently likes her men to be covered in an SS uniform.

*20 Kat Von D and Jesse James pictures total in the gallery:

Kat Von D leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood earlier this year

I guess not all tattooed skanks in the greater Los Angeles area fell under Jesse James' spell. Kat Von D for one. From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Sandra Bullock has a little piece of information about Jesse James that she’s been keeping to herself. As if she didn’t have ENOUGH reasons to divorce him, she has long suspected that he has the hots for tattoo artist Kat Von D. According to a pal, Sandra has no reason to believe they have ever been intimate, but it wasn’t for lack of trying on Jesse’s part. “Jesse tried to hook up with Kat while he was married to Sandra” an insider has revealed. “He let it be known he was very attracted to her, but she ignored him, and that was that.”

Obviously Jesse has a certain "type" of woman he likes -- one that's covered with more colorful ink than a USA Today. But that just begs the question as to why he ended up marrying a woman whose skin is more barren than Jennifer Aniston's uterus. Since he was once married to a porn star, perhaps the real reason Jesse got together with Sandra was so he'd have a blank canvass . . . when he painted her face.

Dammit I hope my grandma's not reading the site today.

*15 Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery: