Karolina Kurkova out and about in New York (4/19)
A few people (read: assholes) got their panties in a bunch over the weekend because Czech supermodel Karolina Kukova wore a dress with guns all over it, which I guess means she doesn't care about the Boston Marathon bombing or shootout or human rights or murdering babies or something, I'm not sure. All I know is that dress is fucking ugly and that's why we should be giving her shit. You're a supermodel, not a hipster flunking out of junior college. I don't care how cold it is, put on a goddamn cocktail dress.
*20 Karolina Kurkova pictures total in the gallery:
Karolina Kurkova bikini pics (Ischia, Italy - 7/10)
Here's some pics of Karolina Kurkova in Ischia, Italy on Sunday. According to various media reports, Karolina is allegedly a supermodel. Also, so is my dishwasher. And refrigerator. Wait, that is how we're picking supermodels now, right? Just randomly. Without regard to actual looks.
*10 Karolina Kurkova pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.
This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:
*171 Costume Institute Gala pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, April 13
Karolina Kurkova out and about in New York (
pics start here)
Heidi Montag filming her new reality show in Hollywood (
pics start here)
Camilla Belle at Good Housekeeping's "Shine On Awards" in NYC (
pics start here)
Emmy Rossum out and about in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Elisha Cuthbert arriving at
Good Morning America studios in NYC (
pics start here)
Eva Mendes at Vancouver International Airport (
pics start here)
Courtney Thorne-Smith getting her car washed in Brentwood (
pics start here)
Nicky Hilton picking up some dry cleaning in L.A. (
pics start here)
Reese Witherspoon shopping at Blick Art Materials in Santa Monica (
pics start here)
Chace Crawford leaving the John Varvatos boutique In Hollywood (
pics start here)
Rosie Huntington-Whitely out and about in West Hollywood (
pics start here)
Jenna Dewan out and about in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Sofia Vergara leaving the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood (
pics start here)
*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Just another day at the office for Karolina Kurkova Today's "not in the least bit newsworthy story that was only published to promote the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show airing on
CBS tomorrow night" is brought to us by the
New York Post:
Karolina Kurkova is one of the few Victoria's Secret Angels brave enough to take the subway. The leggy blonde from the Czech Republic takes the A/C/E line around town. But fellow Angel Alessandra Ambrosio tells the latest issue of Page Six Magazine, out Dec. 2, "The subway? No, never. I haven't ridden the subway for years."
Lily Aldridge also says, "I don't take the subway much anymore," and Chanel Iman says she prefers above-ground transportation. The ladies recently walked the catwalk in the Victoria's Secret fashion show, which airs on CBS Tuesday.
You've got to give someone that looks like Karolina credit for riding the subway. If most guys saw a girl like that standing next to them on the train, they'd "accidentally" rub up against her more than a house cat at feeding time. Of course, if you're a tenth degree black belt pervert like myself, you know some of the more subtle techniques for groping chicks on the subway -- like pulling the emergency brake. That way, when you fall on top of her, she HAS to look at what's under your trenchcoat.
*36 Karolina Kurkova pictures total in the gallery:
Karolina Kurkova is pregnant Victoria's Secret supermodel Karolina Kurkova announced today that she's pregnant. Her rep told
People:
"Supermodel and actress Karolina Kurkova and her fiancé, film producer Archie Drury have announced that they are expecting their first child. The couple have been together for a little over a year."
There's a lesson to be learned here fellas. And that lesson is this: I don't care if you're about to bang a supermodel, if Magnum condoms aren't available at the store, don't settle for the regular size. Because those things will tear every time and then nine months later, BAM, kid. One night of pleasure, 18 years of responsibility. This is a disaster.
Miranda Kerr and Karolina Kurkova attemping to hail a taxi in New York (5/3)
I try to keep it lighthearted around here for the most part, but for some reason this really bothered me. Racism usually does. Got your attention now? Look at Miranda Kerr and Karolina Kurkova trying in vain to hail a taxi last weekend in New York. As a society, how long are we gonna put up with this shit? How long are we gonna put up with blatant discrimination against white supermodels? This needs to end.
The Costume Institute Gala was sexy Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night
dressed like a
complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures
on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):
Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson
Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.
Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: