Karissa and Kristina Shannon leaving a medical marijuana store in L.A. (1/27)
I'm worried about Hugh Hefner's
new girlfriends. I think they may have glaucoma. Or possibly severe arthritis. How else do you explain them leaving a medical marijuana store yesterday in L.A.? There's no other possible reason. Poor things. They're so young, too. They'll certainly be in my thoughts.
Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hugh Hefner, and Crystal HarrisI guess Hugh Hefner's getting bored with
the twins. The Playboy founder is now dating a third girl, 22-year-old college student Crystal Harris. From the
New York Daily News:
"I'm a good girl, for the most part," new Hef gal pal Crystal Harris writes on her MySpace page. (The 34-25-34 San Diego State University psychology student and PETA
supporter lists "the rain, the seasons, fast cars, good food,
volunteering, great company, caring and honest people, the ocean and
animals" among her interests.)
Harris introduced herself on an E! online message board over the holidays, telling fans that "Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion." No other girlfriends are in the mix at this time, she says, but "there are a couple that we have interest in. ... As for now, it is just us three." (Source)
If someone who takes off her clothes for money, sleeps with an octogenarian, and engages in group sex is a "good girl," I'd hate to see a bad one. Other things Crystal might want to start listing as her interests: Changing bed pans, shopping for Fixodent, and dying a little bit more on the inside each day.
CREEPY FACT: If you combine their ages, Hef's three girlfriends still aren't as old as him (82 vs. 60)
