Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, at Pinkberry in Beverly Hills (4/3)
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Hugh Hefner is 83Hugh Hefner celebrated his 83rd birthday at the Palms in Vegas on Saturday night at it was pretty much the most awkward thing ever. Honestly, the only time a man that old should be touching a woman that young is if his first name is "Doctor."

Karissa and Kristina Shannon
Literally. Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends, twins (!!!) Karissa (l) and Kristina (r) Shannon, were arrested earlier this year and charged with felony aggravated battery after they jumped a chick at a party. Both received probation. From TMZ:
We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here's what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both "jumped her." Erica suffered a concussion. (Source)
I don't know why this bitch pressed charges. Usually I have to pay good money to be jumped by twins. For example, last February I . . . wait a minute, what kind of money do they use in Thailand again?

[Splash News]