Kara DioGuardi

Kara DioGuardi looks like hell

That's former American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi at the opening night gala of the musical Cinderella in Hollywood on Saturday. Is it just me, or would this picture make a great anti-meth billboard? "6 months ago, this woman was a judge on the most popular show on television. Now she sleeps in a ditch and panhandles for money with a cardboard sign that claims she's a Vietnam War veteran . . . EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS JUST 4 WHEN THE WAR ENDED IN 1975! Choose life or choose meth."

*5 Kara DioGuardi pictures total in the gallery:

Emmanuelle Chriqui nude in Allure

Here's some preview shots of Elle's annual nude issue, featuring "nudeish" pictures of Emmanuelle Chriqui, Colbie Caillat (who?), Jessica Capshaw (who?), Kara DioGuardi, and Regina Hall (who?). Seems like a pretty cheap way to increase readers if you ask me. Like, you won't ever catch me linking to these topless pictures of Miranda Kerr just to increase pageviews. Or these hot Joanna Krupa pics from Playboy. Or these revealing Petra Nemcova pics. And definitely never to these Eva Amurri nude pics from Californication. I'm better than that.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Emmanuelle Chriqui nude pics, click the picture above and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*16 pics total in the gallery:

American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi at the "Music Cares: Man of the Year" dinner honoring Neil Diamond at the L.A. convention center (2/6)

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